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Impact Wrestling - April 12, 2012

Michael is out tonight so I'm filling in.

Impact Wrestling
Date: April 12, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz

Reviewed by Tommy Hall

It's the go home show for Lockdown and again there aren't any spoilers for the show tonight. The main idea here will probably be the announcing of the teams for Lethal Lockdown, or the Garrett Bischoff Showcase, whichever you prefer to call it. Other than that we'll likely get a face to face showdown between Roode and Storm. Let's get to it.

Tonight is the ODB/Eric Young wedding.

Here's Eric Bischoff to open the show. I'm still not sure how the stipulation of him never being able to use his own name again works, or why most fans would care about that but it's something else I guess. He starts talking about Lethal Lockdown and the fans chant that they don't care. He brings out his team: Bully Ray, Gunner, Kazarian, Christopher Daniels and....there's no fifth man.

Ray wants to know if the fans know who Eric is. The fans again say that they don't care. Ray is proud to go to war for Eric, but Eric has made one mistake. That mistake is Garrett. Eric says that tonight there's a best of three series to determine who has the advantage. Gunner is ready for whomever Garrett's team brings to the table. Speaking of Garrett here he is. The fans cheer for him so there's validation for him to be on the show I guess.

He has his own team, comprised of Anderson....and I guess we have to wait for the rest of the best of three series to find out the rest.

Mr. Anderson vs. Gunner

We join the match in progress after a break with Anderson ramming Gunner's head into the buckle. Anderson misses a charge into the corner and Gunner takes over as they head outside. Gunner tries to ram Anderson into the post but gets sent himself. He goes into the barricade face first a few times as well and they head back inside. Anderson drops him with a clothesline and a few elbows but Gunner comes right back. He's so intense you know. Gunner grabs a rollup with tights for two. They slug it out and Gunner is sent into the post twice. Anderson chokes him into the corner and won't let up on it, drawing the DQ at 4:47.

Rating: C. This wasn't bad as Anderson was showing some fire for the first time in a very long time. He's not interesting for the most part though and that really hurts him. Anderson is just kind of there for the most part and the same is true for Gunner. Neither guy does anything of note in the ring and it makes most of their matches boring. This was a bit different but not by much.

Young is in a poweder blue tux and glasses when Joseph Park shows up. Park asks Eric about a pre-nup which Eric thinks is a dog. Joseph asks Eric to think and the last thing he remembers is that Abyss was involved with Immortal. Joseph leaves Young a business card in case he needs anything. I like the Park character and it's nice to see him FINALLY get somewhere with this.

Here are the Guns with no entrance and a title match on Sunday. They talk about how great they are and how Joe/Magnus haven't teamed together long at all. Here are the champions for the semi-traditional tag team face to face talk. Magnus says he respects them (also traditional) but it's not about who the best team ever is. It's about who the best team today is, and the Guns are looking at it. A challenge is laid down to fight right now and the Guns are ready but here's Mexican America to stop it. Anarquia says they should be in on this and both teams promptly destroy them.

Christopher Daniels vs. Austin Aries

Match #2 in the series for Lethal Lockdown advantage. Well at least it's not AJ. Aries controls with a headlock to start but Daniels gets one of his own. They feel each other out a bit and Aries is moving better than Daniels here. The crowd has been hot all night too. Daniels charges into an elbow but Aries gets crotched as he goes up. Daniels tries a dive on the floor but Aries slides in and hits that sweet suicide dive of his.

Back in Aries takes him down and hits a handspring elbow drop for two. Sunset flip out of the corner gets the same. They trade some reversals and Aries tries to use tights but gets caught. Release Rock Bottom looks to set up the BME but Aries moves. He heads up and hits a missile dropkick followed by a running dropkick in the corner. The Brainbuster gets the clean pin at 5:32.

Rating: B. I'm not a fan of Daniels about 80% of the time, but this was a really fun match. Having Daniels getting away from AJ almost always proves to make him much more enjoyable, probably because it's ANYTHING but him vs. AJ, but this was good stuff. Aries was flying out there and having him get the clean pin was a nice plus as he needs to get some wins over the bigger names on the show.

Here's Hardy to cut a promo as they're assembling the cage for the wedding. He talks about how Angle cost him the world title and on Sunday it all ends in a steel cage. They're going to hurt each other....and that's it. He only talked for about 40 seconds.

We get a promo from last Thursday where Storm rants about Roode disrespecting Montgomery Gentry.

Young is still giving himself a pep talk when Rosita and Sarita come in and hit on him. They want the titles back and imply that once the ring goes on his finger his life ends. They both flash him and Young turns them down.

It's time for the wedding. Let's get this over with. Eric comes out and is nervous. Here Comes The Bride plays and there's no ODB. Oh ok she comes out to her theme music. So Cal Val locks them in the cage and Eric looks nervous. Young's middle name is Cornelius. The minister isn't thrilled with how strange this is. He says that the cage is symbolic of the strength and commitment needed for a marriage.

There's a video of their history together which is set to a bad love song which sounds like something off an SNL parody. A lot of Bronco Busters are included. Eric seems quite proud after the video. The fans chant for ODB who looks nervous. They both have their own vows. Eric's say he be with her no matter what she does and he'll allow her to rub his feet whenever she wants because he knows she's into that. She promises to not take his last name but she will take his ring music. She'll also slap him when necessary because he's into that. Apparently Eric gets sex whenever he wants.

The minister asks if there's an objection and cue....Mexican America. Oh wait just the chicks. Didn't they get repossessed or something? Sarita talks about flashing Eric in the back and says he can have the best Knockout tag champions ever. Rosita takes off her robe and dances in lingerie. He seems interested and ODB is crying. Sarita does the same sort of dance and ODB says she doesn't have what they have. She does however have this, and she strips her dress off to reveal lingerie and a small flask of her own.

Eric turns to ODB and says he knows the missing ingredient now. He strips down to his underwear as usual but leaves the cummerbund on. They make the minister strip too. Eric says yes, ODB says yes, and ODB kisses him to the mat. This got nearly 14 minutes, or longer than almost two of the first match and the second match combined.

Flair gives Ray a pep talk.

Roode says he has no problem with the match vs. Storm being personal.

Bully Ray vs. AJ Styles

The respective winning team gets the advantage in Lethal Lockdown on Sunday. Feeling out process to start before AJ speeds things up. Everyone is on the floor to watch this one including Flair. Ray sends him to the apron and a big boot puts AJ on the floor. Ray misses a splash and AJ speeds things up, hitting a clothesline and another in the corner.

Tornado DDT is countered and Ray hits a great Samoan Drop for two. Ray goes up but AJ nips up and hits a rana for two. Styles goes to the ropes but Kaz trips him, starting the big brawl. In the ring AJ hits the Pele for a delayed two. AJ gets distracted and Ray gets his chain. AJ tries the springboard forearm but jumps into the chain for the pin at 6:44.

Rating: C. Pretty fun match here as you would expect from both of these guys. I've heard rumors that Ray might be getting a world title reign this year and while I would initially think it's company suicide, it's no stupider than Garrett's push. This was a pretty decent match for the most part with AJ doing his usual high flying and Ray being a decent power brawler. Good stuff.

And here's Hulk to say that now it's 5 on 5 and Bischoff has three minutes (commercial) to get his last guy.

Back and Flair wants to be the 5th guy but Eric says no. Eric thinks that Hulk is going to be the other team's fifth guy so Eric wants to be in there so he can stand over Hulk. Hogan says he won't he (as in Hogan) won't be in the match but the fifth man will be.....Rob Van Dam. So to recap, we have a two time world champion, a former world champion, the hottest commodity in the company, and the most decorated man in the history of the company all as foot soldiers for GARRETT BISCHOFF. Also, could this match be any more one sided? Eric's biggest name is who, Ray? But hey, it makes Garrett look good right?

Video on Roode vs. Storm, narrated by Roode. As usual, this was awesome.

We run down the card for Lockdown. I completely forgot about Morgan vs. Crimson.

Madison Rayne/Gail Kim vs. Mickie James/Velvet Sky

Velvet doesn't do the pigeons thing and Taz is furious. Madison and Mickie start things off. Mickie tries to escape a wristlock so Maidson kicks her in the face. Off to Gail who walks into a flapjack. Velvet comes in and Gail runs over to tag. Sky isn't in long and it's back to Mickie who plays pretty face in peril. Mickie avoids a charge in the corner and it's hot tag to Velvet. Madison makes the save off a bulldog so Velvet DDTs her. Gail tries to leave but Mickie throws her back in. In Yo Face is broken up but so it Eat Defeat. In Yo Face gets the pin at 3:56.

Rating: C-. Not a good match or anything but this was exactly what it needed to be. Velvet gets the pin on Gail to set up their match on Sunday and Mickie and Madison are there to keep the match from happening early. Now why is that such a complex idea for most other matches to get?

Time for the showdown with Storm and Roode. Storm talks first, talking about how they've been down the road together and gone to Japan as Beer Money, all while talking about how cool it would be to be world champion one day, then laughing because it wouldn't happen. Roode says he isn't going to pretend Beer Money didn't exist, because it was a proud moment in his life.

However there's another moment that Roode wants to talk about, and that's when they both entered the BFG Series. They wrestled in the semi-finals and Roode wound up winning the tournament where he lost in the main event of Bound For Glory while Storm didn't have a match. This is all accompanied by clips of what they're talking about which helps a lot. Storm says he remembers that, and then the next week he beat the guy that beat Roode in record time.

Roode remembers two weeks later where he beat Storm for the world title. That was also the night he turned heel. Storm says that was the night that Beer Money's legacy was destroyed. Roode says there was no legacy because they never were friends. They hated each other and only had success because of that hatred. Storm goes off on Roode for selling out and says his superkick foot is getting antsy.

Storm says this is leading to Nashville but Roode says that this isn't about Nashville or Storm's redneck wife and kids. Storm takes off the jacket and Roode says this is getting personal. He talks about Storm's dead brothers and dead father and they go nose to nose...and we're out of time as they're still yelling. Solid segment but they threw a lot at us at once.

Overall Rating: C+. This show was pretty good, but as usual with TNA, if you don't like the main angle they've got going on, you don't have much of a reason to watch the show. When you look at this show, you get about five segments on Lethal Lockdown, one long one on the title match, a decent one on the tag titles, a match about the Knockouts, and that's about it.

Angle vs. Hardy got 40 seconds and Crimson vs. Morgan was mentioned in the PPV preview and that's it. There's a TV Title match which wasn't mentioned, but I didn't expect it to be. In short, as always the problem is too much Bischoff. Lockdown should be good though, so that's a good sign. Hopefully they don't screw this up like they do everything else.

Gunner b. Mr. Anderson via DQ when Anderson wouldn't stop choking Gunner
Austin Aries b. Mr. Anderson – Brainbuster
Bully Ray b. AJ Styles – Ray pinned Styles after hitting him with a chain
Velvet Sky/Mickie James b. Madison Rayne/Gail Kim – In Yo Face to Kim

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  1. Dixie *says* the focus will begin being on younger talent. What would a TNA with the focus on guys 35 and younger be like? Would they build on their 1.1 average or sink below it?


  2. It was starting to look like that from the beginning of the year until a few weeks ago.  I was really enjoying it but then Hogan and Bischoff came back to crush that.  The ratings went down to about a 1.0 but it was hardly falling through the floor.

  3. Color me crazy, but I thought the Eric Cornelius Young, Miss ODB wedding was kind of sweet.  

    I like the beer money battle and Velvet's hot.  Oh yeah and Austin Aries is one of those dudes that should be in WWE but it's probably better that's he's not.  

    The rest of Impact Wrestling, I couldn't give a shit about 

  4. You know, and it's probably because of the way she acts, but I never thought ODB was hot. Tonight, she was looking damn good. Also, this is the first wrestling wedding in HISTORY to not have anything happen. They got married without any sort of violence. Incredible. 

    Also, Bubba Ray is definitely on the juice. And even with that, he still can't get calves as big as mine. I'm the real Calvezilla, he's the Calvezilla with Ferris Buller.

  5. The thing entertaining about TNA these days is Scott Steiner's Twitter account. 


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