Yeah, I'm probably going to watch the NBA playoffs.
That being said I want something better than the 157 posts I saw last week. I don't give a shit if Lord Tensai and Randy Orton have a fucking 120-minute submission last man standing Ironman match with Todd Pettengill and Donna Gagne doing the broadcast...you will give me better effort!
Now come out swinging and keep it clean :)
That being said I want something better than the 157 posts I saw last week. I don't give a shit if Lord Tensai and Randy Orton have a fucking 120-minute submission last man standing Ironman match with Todd Pettengill and Donna Gagne doing the broadcast...you will give me better effort!
Now come out swinging and keep it clean :)
I take full responsibility for that. I was working in my office last week and didn't watch any of the show outside the opening promo and the Paul E. promo. I enjoyed the tweet tonight from Cody Rhodes setting up a tag match tonight between Rhodes & Bryan against Santino and CM Punk. That's WWE Champ & US Champ v. IC champ and #1 Contender... that used to be a big deal when the titles meant something.
ReplyDeleteHoping for a dueling promo between Heyman and HHH. They've always been on separate brands so I don't believe they've ever interacted with each other.
ReplyDeleteI swear if Brian Boyle doesn't no-sell some of this ridiculous garbage offense I'm giving up on the product until at least next week.
ReplyDeleteOoooooooooh.
This thread is for people watching Raw. Gotcha.
Dvrin Raw TN.. My BROADWAY FUCKING BLUESHIRTS are taking precedent tonight baby. WE want the Cup. Hey Scott 1994!
ReplyDeleteI dig aggressive, domineering Princess.
ReplyDeleteI'm also looking forward to the NBA playoffs. The Thunder v Lakers series looks phenomenal!
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else having crazy sound issues? Or is it just my god-awful cable company?
ReplyDeleteOh TPrincess, if you want me to come out swinging, it's gonna get foul.
ReplyDeleteThis interview has gone on far too long already, with no end in sight.
ReplyDeleteMy god. Do they really think having him talk about Lesnar being a quitter is going to put the proverbial asses in the seat? This is awful.
ReplyDeleteOh goodie! There's a lawyer! More contract talk!
ReplyDeleteTrying to figure out who has the better swagger to the ring, Heyman or McMahon?
ReplyDelete11 minutes to tell us he's a quitter, something I've known for about 5 years or so.
ReplyDeleteYou're complaining about a lack of comments in your live threads when Scott's Smackdown live thread only got 4 comments? Don't blame yourself for last week, it was just a dismal week of wrestling. I bailed halfway through to watch Shutter Island for the first time. Once I caught up with Raw on my DVR, I still think Shutter Island was less depressing.
ReplyDeleteI try to tell myself not to stress about number of comments, but I'd imagine if I went through several weeks in a row with no one commenting on my ROH recaps I'd quit doing them.
YES! A LAWSUIT! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteso..is HHH a Vulcan now?
ReplyDeleteOh great, it's Clarence Mason all over again.
ReplyDeleteThis can't be any worse than Little People's Court, right?
ReplyDeleteReally? Big Show v. Kane? Never seen that before. They should save that for Wrestlemania!
ReplyDeleteI was told a couple weeks ago that it's not about contracts; it's about HHH having his arm broken.
ReplyDeleteLOL
I turned on Raw to hear Triple H talking about how great his match with Undertaker was or something and that Lesnar wasn't legit or something.
ReplyDeleteI changed the channel.
If they think HHH/Lesnar is the answer, they are soooo wrong. They shouldve hotshoted HHH/Lesnar at Extreme Rules, have Lesnar break Cena's arm and run Lesnar/Cena as the big summer feud for SummerSlam.
I say this without hestitation....no one who wanted Lesnar back in the WWE thought, "ooooh I can't wait for Lesnar vs. HHH."
Now back to the playoffs. Sorry WWE.
I think there's people who are hot to see it because it's never been seen before and because HHH avoided Brock like the plague when they were both in WWE. But I think the match will be butt ugly. Their two styles would have been a little bit of a clash in the day, if Brock is using his MMA-influenced offense he & HHH won't have any common ground at all unless they use lots of garbage.
ReplyDeleteWow did it come across that seriously? :)
ReplyDeleteI never stress over who watches RAW since I own no stock in the company :)
The Fuj had over 50% of the comments for the Smackdown Live thread.
ReplyDeleteI AM THE FRANSCHISE OF SCOTTS BLOG OF DOOM!
I wonder if they'll use the match to make Santino less of a comedy act and more of a serious contender. And my sound is really messed up, it sounds like they're popping for Bryan. That can't be the case, right Vince?
ReplyDeleteCody's new fued: Santino? Can we have Big Show v. Cody back?
ReplyDeleteThe only reason their running it now it's because they didn't during Brock's original run.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only who would think Bryan and Rhodes would make a bad ass tag team? They already have the matching tights!
ReplyDeleteNo I was just being sporting because I got nearly the same number on an ROH thread for an iPPV that didn't actually air.
ReplyDeleteThat's the main reason I want to see it, 2 major stars who never hooked up before.
ReplyDelete"I've been hurt worse before..."
ReplyDeleteWhew! Good to know Brock isn't a threat or anything. Thanks, HHH!
Im on DVR status and just now watching the HHH interview and MY GAWD... Why would I want to see him and Lesnar fight now? Well at least Heyman is out here... But i see a contract... oy...
ReplyDelete13 out of 14 "experts" on ESPN picked the Thunder in this series. I personally think it'll be closer than that; Thunder in a 7 game bloodbath.
ReplyDeleteUgh, Lawler needs to shut up. Like forever.
ReplyDeleteI have nothing to say about that, I just wanted to tie your second place spot in number of comments in a reply to you. :)
ReplyDeleteI approve Daniel Bryan murder kicking Santino. YES!
ReplyDeletei was thinking the same way.
ReplyDeleteI like Heyman for "shooting"
ReplyDelete+1.
ReplyDeleteWow, I'm not sure if I've ever seen that spot before, kudos to Santino
ReplyDeleteAs far as comedy spots go, going for the insane soccer dive for a hot tag and completely biffing it and falling on your face is pretty good.
ReplyDeleteCome on peeps. Did we actually think they wouldnt fuck up the Lesnar signing and allow entertaining athletic events overcome gimmicky crap and stupid legal beagle storylines? Eeeeeevvvooolllluuuutttiiooon is a Mmmyysssttteerrryyyyy!!! #smarmy
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess Sunday night we'll get an answer to the question "can two wrestlers put on a ****+ match with almost absolutely no build up?"
ReplyDeleteDoesn't matter anyway. I was number one from the old blog up until the move to Blogger, and I was only maybe a few days shy of breaking 1000. You & Chin are just keeping my spot warm.
ReplyDeleteLet's see where...
ReplyDeleteScrew it.
That Daniel Bryan is over...
ReplyDeleteThat was a really fun tag match.
ReplyDeleteWell yeah, if it was 2002, Id want to see the match. But it's 10 years later.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm actually not bothered at all by the non-existent build-up to Punk vs Bryan because I just want to see their 20 minute WWE Title match on PPV!
ReplyDeleteI mean, they might as well just say "Everyone buy this PPV if you want to watch a fantastic wrestling match for WWE Title' and that would be all the build-up they need.
Pretty sure I was number 1 on the .com site.
ReplyDeleteAlicia Fox is HORRIBLE.
ReplyDeleteI think Bryan is going over at OTL. Assuming Brock/HHH is happening at Summerslam, I think Punk and Bryan will keep feuding with Punk regaining the title at SS.
ReplyDelete"Eeeeeevvvooolllluuuutttiiooon is a Mmmyysssttteerrryyyyy!!!"
ReplyDeleteMan, I miss that entrance theme.
I don't recall that being the case. I fell behind for a brief moment when for some reason Disqus wouldn't let me log in with Facebook for a week or two and I had to post under my Wordpress log in, but I'm pretty sure I was at the top. If not then I was the semantic winner regardless.
ReplyDeletei used to bang a chick who looked just like that #FUJFACT
ReplyDeleteI'm bothered by the lack of build, because when the buyrate bombs they're not going to blame Cena-Laurinaitis.
ReplyDeleteI love Layla. That ass...
ReplyDeleteRyan Murphy You can have the post count, I'll still dominate the like count.
ReplyDeleteZack Ryder gets to blow off his Kane feud on YouTube, how fitting. They weren't kidding about him being the Internet Champion!
ReplyDeleteHaha yes! We will have the blow off to the long-running Kane-Zach Ryder feud! And people said it wouldn't happen!
ReplyDeleteYay~! Kane gets to kill Zach Ryder again. At least it'll only be on YouTube.
ReplyDeleteDoes this Big Show/Big Johnny feud really need the overly dramatic video package? It's been one week.
ReplyDeleteTHIRD GODDAMNED TIME THEY REPLAYED THAT STUPID BIG SHOW SKIT. Whoa. I'm gonna have an aneurysm at how stupid that shit is and how hard they're pushing it. I'm guessing this leads to Big Show/Tensai at OTL?
ReplyDeleteMeh. I'm here to be respected and feared, not to be liked.
ReplyDeleteNo he's not. He's not big enough and he doesn't know how to work WWE style. You're TV is playing tricks on you. They weren't say "Yes! Yes! Yes!" They were saying "HHH."
ReplyDeleteAre you sure? I could have sworn I heard duelling "HHH" and "Big Sexy" chants...
ReplyDeleteLol. Okay Im not watching but 3 Big Show skits sounds like exactly why I posted my earlier comment. I just feel RAW is best with 0 expectations.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to see it when I thought the plan was "Brock kills everyone to make everyone money." Now that it seems the plans is "Brock puts over everyone and Vince flushes $5 million down the drain," I'm less enthused.
ReplyDeleteMy God does Big Slow look like such a TOOL with that hat. I think the hat itself is a heat vacuum.
ReplyDeleteSo, Big Johnny is feuding with four of the top babyfaces at the same time? Talk about overkill.
ReplyDeleteI could live with three different skits. They've just been playing the same footage over and over. Meanwhile they've got a bunch of new guys trying to get gimmicks over that could use those few minutes of TV time to cut short promos. That's full on head-up-ass territory.
ReplyDeleteRyan Murphy I certainly fear for the blog's rep every time you post an ROH recap.
ReplyDeleteBig Johnny is feuding with CM Punk, Big Show, and John Cena. Seriously?
ReplyDeleteIf we were back in 98, there probably be a good chance it would all make sense and pay off at the end. Don't have any expectations for this creative team.
ReplyDeleteHe is the most dangerous WW Superstar on the roster. He'll take on all comers!
ReplyDeleteHas any pairing been put together as many times as Big Show and Kane with so many disappointing results?
ReplyDeleteSeparately, it's nice to see Otunga back. I was afraid Vince would punish him for having the gall to miss Raw the last few weeks to support his wife during the trial the last few weeks.
Why do I get the horrible feeling that the eventual Triple H and Brock Lesnar match will be virtually a carbon copy of the Cena and Lesnar match, where Lesnar dominates the match only for it to end with a foreign object shot on Lesnar (this being Triple H I'm guessing a sledgehammer) followed by a finisher?
ReplyDeletewell i dont have hd :(
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God.
ReplyDeleteJust got home...did I miss anything worthwhile so far? I hope it's been better than last week's show, for everyone's sake.
ReplyDeleteJust fire him, Ace . Please do it. Get Slow off my tv screen.
ReplyDeleteOh fuck Big Show's gonna have to join the John Laurinaitis Kiss My Ass club.
ReplyDeleteJust chokeslam him already. Then Otunga can sue him.
ReplyDeleteLAWSUITS are OVER~!
The length of this Big Show-Johnny skit isn't giving me much hope that I missed something good earlier.
ReplyDeleteYou have missed nothing but HHH and Heyman talk contracts and nice lil tag match between Rhodes/Bryan vs Santino/Punk
ReplyDeleteThe pain on Big Show's face is from him wanting to get down on one knee to beg but he can't actually do it.
ReplyDeleteIf HHH beats Lesnar I will take another sabbatical from wrestling.
ReplyDelete...so Show has to use the Pat Patterson method of keeping a job?
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, how awesome of a performer is Big Show?! The facials, the tone of voice, the delivery! He should probably accept the firing and move on to an acting career. Just choose better roles.
ReplyDeleteThat's called arthritis.
ReplyDeleteJesus, this segment just won't end!
ReplyDeleteArthritic wrestlers are awesome!
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the worst segments on Raw I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteThis product is just all kinds of bad right now. I actually liked Laurinaitis in small doses, but him as the focal point of the promotion right now is horrible television. Punk-Bryan gets almost no build, but we're wasting 20 minutes on Big Show-Laurinaitis? This shit is just inexcusable. The actual Punk-Bryan match is the only thing keeping me going. I might be done for a while after that.
ReplyDeleteHe should a chokeslammed him. He got fired anyway.
ReplyDeleteNothing like seeing a tough guy like Big Show cry. LAWSUITS and TEARS = RATINGS.
Sidenote: Is anyone actually gonna go see Battleship?
ReplyDeleteIf I were Show, I would have told him, "Fine. I'll just go to Japan and become a star. If you can make a living over there I KNOW I can."
ReplyDeleteCan you elaborate for someone watching the Thunder?
ReplyDeleteHe is an awesome performer and probably had acting lesson ala Rock, but what does this prove?
ReplyDeleteAce already has heat. Wheres the payoff? His main fued is with Cena (or Punk who knows?!)
That segment wasn't that bad, the problem is I've seen it hundreds of times since 98. The reliance on the heel GM character and all the things that go with it is probably the thing I hate most about wrestling today.
ReplyDeleteWell we don't know the payoff yet. We have to wait and see where thi...
ReplyDeleteSeriously. He'd rake it in over there.
ReplyDeleteI don't think so. Maybe. I'm not sure what this movie has to do with the original game though. Is this like based on some computer game? It looks like a paint-by-numbers epic. It doesn't look as good as going to see Avengers a second time does.
ReplyDeleteHey, someone had their career pissed on. Time to dance~!
Johnny Ace made a 500 pound man cry, get on his hands and knees and beg for his job....only to smile and "fire him". It was a dreadful, dreadful, segment. But at least Big Slow will be gone for a while or something.
ReplyDeleteNow we're fucking recapping it? It happened 5 minutes ago! Fuck this, I'm out guys. Another 20 minutes of Cena-Laurinaitis holds zero appeal for me.
ReplyDelete,,,I guess we're going to stay on the theme of goofy fat wrestlers with Brodus Clay.
ReplyDeleteOn the positive side: [Homer Simpson] Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Naomi
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That image of King and Cole using the solemn faces as the Funkasaurus' music hit was hysterical.
ReplyDeleteThey need to stop adding all these talking parts to Clay's entrance, it's not helping anything, and it's just ensuring the promos are twice as long as most of his matches.
ReplyDeleteFunny...I almost posted the exact same question. I didn't have much interest, but it does have the awesomeness of Liam Neeson, so I might give it a shot.
ReplyDeleteThough after seeing how amazing The Avengers was, I might have to go see that again instead.
They gotta get rid of the broads too.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm bored...maybe.
ReplyDeleteShow was awesome, Ace was awesome, crowd was HOT! Winning segment, in my opinion. The only problem is we've seen wrestlers fired a million times over the last few years and they always return imminently.
ReplyDeleteSince the phrase "You sunk my battleship" isn't being said + Rihanna, probably not.
ReplyDeleteI thought Keanu Reeves should have been in it. If anyone could play an inanimate white peg, it's him.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is wrong with you? :)
ReplyDeletePut Cody Rhodes with Miz Ziggler Swagger and holy fuck awesome stable.
ReplyDeleteThunder fan huh? I still can't get over the Perk trade. I just watched my C's choke in a game that was THEIRS for the taking.
ReplyDeleteOr Mason Ryan (who i think is seconding Ziggler on house shows)
ReplyDeleteShut your fucking mouth.
ReplyDelete...uh yeah. That's a movement that I just can't cosign. If anything there should be slow motion shots of them walking to and from the ring.
ReplyDeleteWhy, exactly, am I supposed to feel sorry for the Big Show? He has wrestled for 18 years, basically making mad bank in the heydays of WCW and WWF/E. Like he made millions with Turner and when they started to cool, jumped to WWE and they literally became the biggest wrestling promotion ever. He's been make huge money for 18 years. Sure he got fired, but progress and everything. I think he even said as much that he didn't need it. If anything, I"m happy for the big guy he doesn't have to cram himself into airplane seats and sleep in shitty hotel rooms anymore. I've seen his house in the build to WM 24. It was nice. Hopefully he invested well. And if he didn't, his buddy Hogan runs TNA. He'll be okay.
ReplyDeleteI think you had a typo there, you must have meant "They gotta get rid of Brodus" because those two rubbing their asses together is the best part of that entrance.
ReplyDeleteTo be clear I actually like Brodus in-ring, but that entrance has gotten stale already.
Well Big Show might have some vacation time saved up or he wants to retire, so...maybe not?
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is now that since they've fired Andy Levine, the only person from Tough Enough with a WWE contract is Cameron who was the first contestant eliminated from the last season for stating that her favourite wrestling match was Melina versus Alica Fox! Seriously!!
ReplyDeleteAlso a C's fan so more of a Kobe hater. I couldn't get myself to write "watching the Lakers game" without throwing up. I do like Westbrook/Durant.
ReplyDelete76ers played a helluva game tonight though. Have to give them credit, even if the C's played like crap down the stretch.
That was the best fucking chinlock I've ever seen. Ziggler for president.
ReplyDeleteI think this where I write, "That'll put asses in seats."
ReplyDeleteHaha. Man, I didn't know there was THAT much love for the Funk sisters! Forget I said it.
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for a graphic stating "WCW Superstars" when the panned to the skybox.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for Metta World Peace to clothesline Harden.
ReplyDeleteSadly we're more likely to put up with Abraham Washington's stable of midcard jobbers although even then I feel like they've already forgotten about them already!
ReplyDeleteWow. They REALLY went out of their way to protect Funkasaurus.
ReplyDeleteOr Miz. If they got rid of Vickie, they could have a Hitler Youth vibe.
ReplyDeleteThis is the third time they've repackaged Ryan. I'm not holding my breath it will work. But damn he's big, so they'll keep trying.
ReplyDelete...Forget your face... Ass of that caliber (achem... nvm) should be greatly oogled and appreciated.
ReplyDeleteYour Blog of Doom card has been wished in its future endeavors.
I'm guessing Big Show must of been channelling the emotions he experienced years ago when Big Bossman made fun of his dead father, ruined his funeral and cruelly revealed Show was a big bastard!
ReplyDeleteScott needs to take a page from Big Johnny and bring you in front of the entire blog and ban you if you don't apologize.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ how close the words "broads" and "Brodus" actually are.
ReplyDeleteYou know I was watching SD friday and sqaw the team of Young and ONiel and I thought "Yeah 2 weeks and they will be forgotten about"
ReplyDeleteThe AW stable is another attempt to hide the GREEN of Ryan and put him on TV and protect him.
I just hope that they can knock of the Sixers because they're the only team in the East capable of bumping off the Heat. (especally with Bosh out.)
ReplyDeleteUh, Johnny Ace is a jerk?
ReplyDelete"He may not beeeeee the best....but he's LARGE."
ReplyDeleteThat's right Punk. Jump on the sugary sweetness that is A.J. That is another chick you can take of your "Diva Bingo" card.
ReplyDeleteAnd this show has gotten a little more interesting... #LOVEAJ
ReplyDeleteIt's Punk - he's probably been there, done her already.
ReplyDeleteAJ trying to jump on CM Punk's junk is awesome.
ReplyDeletePunk acting like he wouldn't hit that is the best bit of acting since the Big Show.
That segment was awesome.
I'd cry if I was booked for that segment too.
ReplyDeleteIf he REALLY wanted to be a jerk, he'd fire Naomi and Cameron but I don't think WWE.com could handle the amount of death threats that would hit their server.
ReplyDeleteIf that were true, i would totally hate him forever.
ReplyDeleteLittle continuity things that don't matter but bother me anyway: didn't Alex Riley just stooge Punk out for drinking a few weeks ago? Punk's character doesn't forget anything, why would he just be jaw jacking with him? There wasn't anyone else hanging around that could've done that?
ReplyDeleteI do want to say that I approve of AJ weaseling her way into Punk's corner to mess with D-Bry.
I do love that Punk knew exactly what AJ was up to instead of being the typical dumb 'Oh, Hi AJ, I don't know what's going on between you and Bryan because I don't follow other storylines' babyface.
ReplyDeleteIf Brodus Clay's WWE career ever fails he can always rename himself the Spunkasaurus and feature in porn flicks where he calls his momma to come over and polish his disco balls.... jeez I need help!!!
ReplyDeleteStrange that exactly one year ago, CM Punk was being phased out, and was only being used so he could transfer his heat to Mason Ryan.
ReplyDeleteWhere has Mark Henry been? I need more threatening black men in my life. And I realize that statement would mean something totally different not on a wrestling blog.
ReplyDeleteI know this goes without saying but... why the hell is Tripe H the center of the Lesnar angle?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he was just serving Riley with a subpoena.
ReplyDeleteYou mean you don't want your faces to be blubbering idiots who fall for every heel trick in the book and then get fired?
ReplyDeleteBecause they are going to be facing each other on PPV. Usually how these things work.
ReplyDeleteTHREADJACK: Vince Russo Shoot interview preview.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6BCVFBSLCA
Or, Riley was acting on Punk's orders to bait Jericho into that whole mess. Either way, we never got a payoff there.
ReplyDeleteThat was Punk and Riley setting up Jericho, remember. Punk wasn't really drunk and just messing with Jericho.
ReplyDeleteI thought that Riley was in cahoots with Punk to set up Jericho.
ReplyDeleteWWE Creative
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@WWE_Creative
We have no idea why Sheamus wouldn't put pants on to do commentary, but odds are he's stuck to that pleather chair #RAWTonight
OK I've met my quota of snarky remarks about tonight's show...now I can shut it off as it's completely unwatchable.
ReplyDeleteI think Otunga threatening a lawsuit is the best you'll get.
ReplyDeleteThat was some quality jaw jacking between Orton and Sheamus. A face/face program between just the 2 of them could be interesting because they are both alpha male types that don't give a shit.
ReplyDeleteYou guys pay more attention than I do.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Jericho still around anyway? This whole comeback has been a bust. I love the guy but seriously, he has no heat at this point. He's not helping the 4-way at all, and his spot could go to any number of other wrestlers who could use the rub. He's leaving to go on tour with Fozzy soon anyway. It's like, damn, dude. You have kids. Go spend a few weeks with your kids rather than clogging up the main event scene by not doing anything.
ReplyDeleteI'm inclined to agree.
ReplyDeleteThank you for replaying the Show debacl....firing. I missed it the last million times you played it.
ReplyDelete...did he say, "Block Lesnar?"
ReplyDeleteThe Rumble last second re-write turned out to be one of the worst booking decisions in a long time. I bet part of Jericho wishes he never came back now. This run has been a huge FAIL.
ReplyDeleteAdmittedly, I giggled at Orton telling Sheamus, "That was my W!" and Sheamus replying "I don't care about your W!"
ReplyDeleteThe arm's healed, I see. He truly is Superman.
ReplyDelete"From the Fortress of Solitude in the North Pole" GEEOOoooooooooon CEEEEEE-NAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"
ReplyDeleteCena just smelled Laurenitis. Oh fuck me.
ReplyDeleteHE BROKE YOUR ARM! STOP FUCKING QUIPPING!
ReplyDeleteWow. Dr. Andrews must have really outdone himself on Cena's arm. :)
ReplyDeleteB A Star! Don't be a bully!
ReplyDeleteExcept if he has a funny voice. Then endlessly mock him.
I thought he was gonna pull a House Party "I SMELL PUSSY!"
ReplyDeletePeople Power!! Except for the part where the people are all losers!
ReplyDeleteNow he's doing Ace Ventura? Jesus H. Christ, I can't take it anymore.
ReplyDeleteWorst Main Event Interview Ever
ReplyDeleteIsn't there supposed to be a theme to over the limit? Like submissions or something?
ReplyDeleteWow He is actually gettin face heat, where are they at? Or could it be GASP Ace is a good heel?
ReplyDeleteI see the divorce is hitting Cena hard. And I will become the biggest Cena mark ever if repeats this promo to his wife in court.
ReplyDeleteI will buy a WWE PPV for the rest of eternity if Johnny Ace recommends Otunga represent Cena in his divorce proceedings.
ReplyDeleteIt came across strongly serious, but it's ok. It's kinda like Evil Trish stratus; it just made you hot. ^_^
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS WRESTLING! *clap clap clapclapclap* THIS IS WRESTLING!
ReplyDelete+1 for the "Gleaming the Cube" reference.
ReplyDeleteNevermind... fucking Pittsburgh, the armpit of america.
ReplyDelete...so now Cena is doing his best Rock impersonation.
ReplyDeleteCorpsin?! SEND FOR THE MAN!
ReplyDeleteIsn't that where Bret Hart said he was going to stick the enema?
ReplyDeleteIt's 11:08 and this is still going on. What the hell man?
ReplyDeleteWow. 10 minute overrun for this?!
ReplyDeleteThis is bad.
ReplyDeleteGO PUCK YOURSELF HA HA HA HA SO FUNNY
ReplyDeleteHeh, did they "fire", A-Train? Good thing they jobbed out Punk and Cena out to him for no reason.
ReplyDeleteI would warm up that sabbatical couch now and just start downloading Dexter or Breaking Bad or something and get ready for some marathons.
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