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Yep there's wrestling on tonight so watch it.

Enjoy the show and come out swinging but please try to keep it clean.

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  1. Vince might be on the show tonight. I'd be more excited if he wasn't bound by that pesky board of directors.

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  2. weird story on 411 about an unwritten wwe airplane rule. Apparently no one is allowed to sleep unless vkm is asleep. I don't get how its unprofessional to sleep on the plane. I understand that pro ball teams traveling on road trip might need to watch game tape but what do wrestlers need to do? I love sleeping on a plane. It's like time travel

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  3. Anyone else here buy a wii-u yet? Pretty fucking sweet. The mario u is fucking awesome. Even better than the awesome mario wii

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  4. Anybody know what the deal with Flair is on the WrestlingObserver website tease?

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  5. RAW IS WAR(ranting a 2.5 rating)

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  6. The game tonight should be pretty nuts too. Did a 6 pt tease to get the giants plus 3.5 and the over to 44.

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  7. I'm sorry... it's 2012 and Big Show is World Champion. What the fuck is wrong with this company?

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  8. I predict Wii-U will tank. The original Wii was something that even grandma could use. This one is too complex to catch on with any but serious gamers.

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  9. It's a cool secondary system to have. But I'll always be a ps guy

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  10. I hate the disembodied voice doing the pre-show intro. Just terrible.

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  11. And if the board of directors wasn't bound by that pesky WWE Universe.

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  12. Is this technically curtain jerking for team hell no?

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  13. But do you know what the bigger news is? THE BROOKLYN BRAWLER IS ON TWITTER NOW!

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  14. Wait...wasn't Vince saying it'd be embarrassing to steal TNA's narrated intros?

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  15. Aren't you the same guy that's wondering what's up with RIC FLAIR in 2012?


    I hear the Stones are touring again! Woohoo!

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  16. Can't wait for the daniel bryan vs ambrose feud. That was epic in dgusa. That's going to be a money feud for wwe and they might as well start it sooner than later

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  17. Vince acknowledged TNA's existence?

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  18. I am now following @brawlerreal on twitter

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  19. Sleeping on a plane is great, until you wake up and start counting all of the stiff joints and sore muscles.

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  20. Did Cole screw up or is Ambrose's name getting changed?

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  21. In the spirit of the season...I am thankful for the PTP

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  22. mid match commercial break followed by run in finish?

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  23. The Shield: Reigns, DANIEL Ambrose, and "the other one." Is there any doubt this show needs new announcers or, at least, a new color guy to light a fire under Cole?

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  24. The Stones are awesome, Big Show is not.

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  25. If they make Ric Flair world champion, you've got me.


    If they make him a centerpiece of a main angle for months, you've got me.


    If they have him come out for a huge pop in Greensboro to cut a promo on somebody, then have him fade into the background as a legend character like Foley or Bret Hart, who comes out once in a while to pop a crowd and/or (if possible) a rating, that's a totally justified just of a guy of Flair's stature.

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  26. And if that pesky WWE Universe wasn't bound by rigged polls.

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  27. I do like the tension that they've created with the Shield members moving around the arena, and crowd is reacting to them as well. Almost nWo-ish.

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  28. Well, if you sleep on a plane full on WWE wrestlers, you miss out on the fun of seeing Scott Hall flash people, Ric Flair strut naked down an aisle, or getting your mullet shaved.

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  29. Can the please bring back jbl to raw

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  30. The shield is definitely over

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  31. Roll up finish.

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  32. Cut him some slack. It took a year for the singer to acknowledge The Professor and Mary Ann.

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  33. i like ambrose kicking the steps

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  34. Daniel Bryan doesn't even warrant his own entrance these days?

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  35. And if the rigged polls weren't bound by Vince.

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  36. The attack felt "new" to me. The camera angles, the feel of impending doom, and the heels winning out. Good work.

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  37. I hate these two so much.

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  38. And if Vince weren't bound by that pesky board of directors.

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  39. And now I want to vomit. A Cena and Sheamus segment... it's watching the same character talking to himself.



    I know, I know: but one of them says "fella"

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  40. Hard to believe people are getting excited over something as lazy as a deus ex machina.

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  41. just a couple of fun loving buddies, like in lethal weapon

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  42. I think we've discovered why WWE is in such a rut!

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  43. saw Lincoln on sunday. Pretty good movie but don't bother catching it in the theater. Wait till DVD. Best movie I've seen this year is still the master though

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  44. will it to me, Riggs!

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  45. John Cena is stiffer than Rocco Siffredi when he's dunking a whore's head in the toilet. I will never understand how anyone connects with him because he's the lousiest fucking actor.


    Jimmy Snuka reference. Drink.

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  46. Cole broke his own "daughter of hall of famer Jimmy Snuka" record--1.9 seconds!

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  47. You people know it's true! You just won't admit it to yourselves!

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  48. i miss beth phoenix...

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  49. Shame Tamina never knew who her father was. I'd imagine that's where a lot of the evil aggression built up in her. Someone should try ancestor.com for the poor gal.

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  50. It's almost like she has wrestling in her blood, ya know? Like she was born to do this.

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  51. Another fucking roll-up?

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  52. up vote for rocco dunking a whores head in the toilet being compared to cena

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  53. A few college age wrestling fans' lives were saved by that roll up. Another couple minutes and the daughter-of-jimmy-snuka drinking game would've spelled disaster.

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  54. I'm just curious, who is Tamina's mother? Did Snuka get married after he (allegedly) killed that girl in the hotel?


    And who trained AJ how to sell like that anyway?


    Also, I'm pretty sure I heard Cult of Personality during one of the bumpers in the Eagles/Cowboys game last night. I'm only mentioning it because MY HERO AND SAVIOR, CM PUNK, IS HERE!!!!!

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  55. mnf kickoff and they bring out cm punk, not jon cena. That definitely says something

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  56. The only one of those I've ever seen was when Edge pinned Belulah at One Night Stand.

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  57. Pat patterson is obviously no longer booking finishes on raw

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  58. What the fuck could Tamina's dad (hall of famer Jimmy Superfly Snuka) teach his daughter? How to cut up coke?

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  59. Are you baiting Dougie?

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  60. Pretty sure Jay Lethal trained AJ.

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  61. A down vote for the master??? You know they also make movies that aren't about comic books right?

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  62. Snuka got a raging headache one evening after a night on too much coke. Hercules hit Snuka in the head with a sledgehammer, and out came the Warrior Princess Tamina, fully grown and in her ring gear, ready for battle. She has no mother.

    In an interesting side piece of history, the sledgehammer used by Herc is the exact same one Triple H has been known to carry.

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  63. nice book plug paul e

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  64. I'm surprised they didn't have Punk defend against Cena tonight to keep him from breaking his record.

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  65. He definitely belongs on a wwe heel mount rushmore, but he hasn't quite made it on the overall one yet

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  66. Stip: loser drops the name "Daniel"

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  67. Not really.... just curious. I only know the story about Snuka and the girl in the hotel, I didn't know if they had a kid. And I would think that being accused of killing a girl kinda make it hard to get laid again.

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  68. Mount Rushmore reference? Heyman reads this blog, eh?

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  69. The Wrestlemania era?

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  70. Because, Punk...he's THE RYBACK.


    Yeah, I got nothin'.

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  71. "Monumentous." Haha.


    Punk can always reliably deliver an awesome promo...and just as reliably be expected to mess up ONE word in each one.

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  72. Three months from now, Punk will turn face again when Heyman sides with Big Show.


    YOU CAN'T BEAT THE BIG SHOW!

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  73. I'm really diggin PTP bein in the house..

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  74. They should probably consider building a physical hall of fame before constructing a Mount Rushmore.

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  75. Punk's slinging fire here. Let him tear into the crowd more often.

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  76. Why didn't Vickie Guerrero restart the AJ match, like she did when she wasn't satisfied with AJ's rollup win over Beth?

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  77. ...dismal 3 hour RAWs??

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  78. Great promo by Punk. Heyman does nothing for him, IMO.

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  79. No, I was talking about the hero and savior Cm Punk thing. He's been wanting to blame everything on Punk lately.

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  80. "Dismal three hour Monday night Raws" is hitting AWFULLY CLOSE to home.

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  81. HowmuchdoesthisguyweighDecember 3, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    PUNK IS BRINGING IT!

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  82. God punk is great working the crowd in a heel promo. This is the role he was meant for

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  83. SOMEONE CAME TO PLAY

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  84. noooooooo... they just ruined a great promo

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  85. face miz really isn't working for me

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  86. It's like rain on your wedding day.

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  87. If they had done the work in actually turning Miz, that interruption might have actually gotten a pop, instead of a confused...buh?

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  88. Yeah, but the "Really?" "Really!" thing with the crowd is kinda cool.

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  89. Liking the SHIELD beatdown, dudes are bringing some raw energy.

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  90. Miz's smarminess...come on, he's going to succeed as a face? Really? Re-oh, to hell with it.

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  91. "Who am I?"


    ...IT'S KURUPT, MOTHERFUCKER!!"

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  92. Wait. The well-coiffed, rich douche bag in an expensive suit is the face and the hard-working, blue collar grunt is the heel?

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  93. "Sweet! The Miz"- No One

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  94. Lubaton?


    Did he mean Louis Vuitton?

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  95. He holds the belt out real nice.

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  96. Yeah, lie detector test. Much more compelling than a match

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  97. CM Punk: "I challenge you to a fight."
    Miz: "No, I just want to challenge you to a lie detector test."


    Me: shakes head, looks for remote.

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  98. Another one of these stupid segments? A fucking lie detector test?

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  99. A lie detector test? This segment was going along great until the Miz came out. The Miz face turn is completely forced and not clicking.

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  100. yes, lie de-tec-tor test. lie de-tec-tor test! Everyone now...


    lie de-tec-tor test, lie de-tec-tor test!

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  101. That is WWE Creative for you.

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  102. God, they're shooting!!!

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  103. Punk, the heel: "You want to run your mouth, let's get in the ring and settle this tonight!"


    Miz, the babyface: "Oh, we could do that. Or instead we could go ON THE NUMBER ONE TALK SHOW IN WWE where we can talk more, in this very ring!"

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  104. HowmuchdoesthisguyweighDecember 3, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    Not a bad face promo from Miz here.... Shame this isn't leading to a solid main event... Instead a talk show main event

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  105. More ridiculous: Lie detector test or Sobriety test?

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  106. hoooo boy this thing went down hill fast

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  107. Im getting too old for this shit

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  108. Oh, god. I just figured out Miz's face character: every Jim Carrey '90s comedy character spliced with Gordon Gekko.

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  109. I hate it when people leave the "k" off of "asterisk."

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  110. New WWE
    Heel: Lets have a fight
    Babyface: No I want you to take a lie detector test
    Crowd: No reaction

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  111. Yep, the segment went to shit when the Miz came out.

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  112. Hey, Miz is actually getting some pops for standing up to Punk, let's have them do a talk show against each other. From the brain trust that followed up MVP sticking up to Orton with NOTHING, everybody.

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  113. Wait... This spiel is supposed to make people LIKE Miz?

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  114. So...he's taking a lie detector test to see if...he really thinks he's the best in the world? Did I get that right?

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  115. So, in WWE


    Gucci: Heel
    Louis Vuitton: Face

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  116. How come a promo segment can go on and on and ON for almost 20 minutes, but matches that last half that long require a commercial break.

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  117. It's such a waste...He should be representing someone else.

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  118. Hey guys, do you think they will rig the lie detector test results??????????????

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  119. I hate when people forget to leave the extra "k" off of "asteriskk".

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  120. I don't mind them not fighting tonight, but a lie detector test is the stupidest fucking thing ever.

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  121. The sobriety test worked cause Punk was a face, it was between two guys who had a main event going at the ppv, and Punk played it great.

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  122. Louboutin was the response by Miz.

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  123. You could tell because they used the Miz's real names!

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  124. Today I was offered free tickets to Raw in Philly in two weeks, and turned them down. I'm thinking I made the right decision.

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  125. Yeah, I wanted to punch him in the face.

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  126. You're asking for consistency on THIS show?

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  127. omg you're right. Maybe vkm finally saw the mask

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  128. Who the fuck knows. I can't think too hard about it or I'll end up with an even worse headache.It's just going to be another stupid segment with Miz insulting Punk and some stupid buzzer going off every time Punk talks. We've seen it all before.

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  129. Oh, goodie! Is it going to be one of those comical lie detector tests, like the time Mr. America asked Vince if he was into bestiality?

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  130. The N.W.O. music was more entertaining than the first hour of Raw.

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  131. Ya know at least with the sobriety test the idea was to get jericho heel heat. Maybe at the age of 30 I have no business questioning the product but how does a babyface weaseling out of a fight and making the heel take a lie detector test (for reasons that aren't even clear) get the face over. Didn't miz just pull a textbook heel move?

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  132. Heyman is money with that 'holding the title up high' while the champ is killin it on the stick.

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  133. Miz as a Face = What if Jeff Winger sucked?

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  134. Ric Flair is the only dude who can pull off shoe brands in a promo.

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  135. Who the hell came up with that shirt for Sheamus???

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  136. So, creative cant even get that right?

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  137. I think the Miz did the best with what he had. Unfortunately, what he had was a friggin' lie detector test challenge. To be fair, I'm thinking the Miz didn't write that one up.

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  138. I wouldn't wear that shirt to a shit fight

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  139. I'm with you, that one was solely on WWE Creative. No one could make that crap work.

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  140. Hey Cena, in two months when you are getting jumped by the Shield and whining about how the locker room needs to band together to help you, remember when Bryan and Kane were getting beat down and you were too busy telling fart jokes with Sheamus to lend a hand.

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  141. They are recycling the Mr America lie detector test idea. Its pretty bad when they are recycling bad angles.

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  142. I say though, usually the post-ppv shows are heavier on the wrestling, since the writing crew has like 10 hours of TV to produce that week.

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  143. This is going to be an awesome match

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  144. I think Louboutin's are expensive shoes. I could be wrong, I wear K-Swiss.

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  145. Cena v. Show, a matchup that fresh because we haven't seen it since... what, 2010?

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  146. Where's my Too Many Limes shirt?

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  147. I'm *asking* for it, yes.

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  148. You mean it's ironic in its lack of irony?

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  149. Yup. They have given miz nothing to work with on this face turn. Didn't really give him an angle, jobbed him at survivor series, and then he does this? Too bad because he might be able to pull it off if they actually booked him well

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  150. These two opened Wrestlemania XX

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  151. "Remember, John Cena has a torn meniscus..."


    Because the first thing I want to do with a torn meniscus is try to BODYSLAM A 400-LB FAT GUY! Way to sell that injury, John!

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  152. king needs to do the high pitched shriek more.

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  153. I'm surprised it's not a Raw Active thing

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  154. a few months ago?

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  155. To find out if Punk is affiliated with the Shield...but why would Miz give two shits about that?

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  156. So, given 3/4ths of these participants, I proposed a commercial break poll:

    Most spammed match in WWE history: John Cena vs. Big Show or Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston? Other?

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  157. It's still John Cena vs. Randy Orton, even all these years later.

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  158. What just happened in that Redskins/Giants game?

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  159. I wonder how Vince would do with a real lie detector test. What questions would you ask him? "Mr. McMahon, did WCW really almost kill your company? Are you still on the juice? Do you secretly lust after your daughter?"

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  160. Sheamus vs. anyone for 15 minutes at top of the hour

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  161. Oh my God, what is that red stuff on Sheamus' nose?!?

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  162. Why does Cole keep bringing up the injured knee if Cena isn't bothering to sell it?

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  163. Dolph Ziggler: So nice, they had to beat him twice.

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  164. Too bad. You'll miss out on some awesome pyro.

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  165. Disagree. Heyman provides both the way in and the way out of this heel run for Punk; when he first appeared it was in-canon "confirmation" that Punk was veering somewhere bad. And as somebody here mentioned a week or two ago, if it's indeed revealed that the Shield and/or Maddox worked for Heyman, not Punk, all along, it allows for Punk's character to "break free" and work his way back into the fans' good graces during his next face turn, whenever that occurs.

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  166. Why are we supposed to pay money to see another Cena/Ziggler match again?

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  167. They just set up Eli giving RG III a lie detector test in the 4th quarter.

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  168. Sheamus giving Big Show the White Noise will never not be impressive (even though they're having him do it far too often), but do Cole and Lawler really have to feign surprise like it's the first time he's ever done it before, every single time?

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  169. Man, I can't wait to see these feuds continue. I mean, the matches are so unpredictable! Anyone could win between Cena and Dolph fucking Ziggler! Fuck me...

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  170. Another RAW, another Ziggler loss.

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  171. Well-played! That deserves a Deadspin-style +1

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  172. Because WWE is the best value in entertainment or something.

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  173. Oh, I forgot I had a lot of things going up there. Dougie is crazy. CM PUNK IS MY HERO AND SAVIOR AND THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!!

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  174. Every time I see that replay, I keep hoping to hear Punk say "YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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  175. The John Cena vs. Dolph Ziggler program: proof that, at the end of the day, a shit sandwich with the crusts cut off is still a piece of shit between two slices of bread.


    While it's nice that Dolph is making the best of a bad situation by being on the jobbing end of a main event program, he's still on the jobbing end of a main event program. And that's going to be one of the guys who's going to have to carry this albatross of an enterprise one day.

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  176. WWE on YouTube is a pretty good substitute for what would have been a completely inept, viewerless WWE Network.

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  177. It's coming later, bank on it.

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  178. Have they announced Cena/Ziggler for TLC? Not saying that's not the plan.... but I could totally see Cena talking about how he busted up Ziggler twice, leading to a match at TLC with the briefcase on the line, which Ziggler wins. It's 66.7/33.3 booking!

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  179. They gave Ziggler the win at Survivor Series and couldn't even push him for a week after that. This company is fucking hopeless.

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  180. They have to keep the babyface winning until the PPV, where the heel finally gets that elusive victory and the babyface gets his comeuppance!


    Wait, that's NOT how this is supposed to work?

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  181. Sandow is the best new character in quite some time

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  182. They should put a meaningless title on this man, ASAP

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  183. This is is how they need to introduce Kassius Ohno. Have him be in the crowd, and become Sandow's apprentice. lol

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