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Monday Night Open Mic

Hello guys, I promise more LoW Roundtable stuff is coming this week, I love watching them and I'm glad you glad like reading about them.

As for tonight, you know the drill...come out swinging but keep it clean. And protect yourself at all times or end up sleeping on the mat like Pacquiao.

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  1. Tonight's the night to get 3MB back on track.

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  2. I'm on Team Mahal. He's the fun one!

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  3. Here's hoping Punk does his best Bret Hart circa '97 impression, delivering epic promos from the comfort of a wheelchair.

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  4. As long as they don't roll him like Ryder...

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  5. Check out the user "kimontray" on youtube. He has damn near all of the LOW roundtables uploaded, all full hour+ videos.

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  6. I hope keyshawn micheals makes an appearance. I need a monster game from brady and owen daniel and wes welker to do nothing and I take the title of best team in the regular season in the BoDffl

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  7. Anybody ever watch the car auctions on the speed channel? There's some douchey guy selling cars that screams "feed me more" every time he sells a car.

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  8. With the Texans/Pats tonight, this just might be the lowest rated RAW in the history of the show.

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  9. Pop musics hard work!

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  10. Wonder when they establish individual finishers for the Shield, and what they will be. Don't like Rollins's Blackout (plus Del Rio has been using it lately), Reigns has a slam far too similar to Cena's Protobomb, and sorry to Regal and Ambrose, but the Knee Trembler had never really worked as a true finisher to me. Good for a near fall/signature move, but not the finish.

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  11. Hard to believe the pats are 2 to 1 favorites. I really hope Brady has a monster game for fantasy implications so I won't be betting it, but the texans have an amazing team this year.

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  12. Does the WWE keep its promise of cutting back on the AJ-Cena storyline!? I say no

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  13. There are so many potential angles they can spin out of The Shield(Ambrose getting too crazy for them is one example) and I have no faith in them at all to pull them off.

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  14. Not really a good sign that Dolph is getting the "What?" chants.

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  15. Something like 42-5 in December since Brady became QB is why.

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  16. Irish immigrant slurs?? What is this? 1910??

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  17. Donnie Darko has really let himself go.

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  18. Is it a good sign or a bad sign that ziggler got the 8pm segment?

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  19. blah blah blah...shoot comments that aren't supposed to be or something

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  20. Woulda loved to see Dolph come down off the ladder with the briefcase on Sheamus's head.

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  21. Cena/Big Show again?
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  22. Does Lawler and King sound different to anyone else?

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  23. I don't know what kind of team they have though. No gronk/edelman/hernandez and it seems like chandler jones might be a bust. Brady is awesome but the texans look like they have a monster team. Still I wouldn't be shocked if the pats blow them out. Still if I didn't have fantasy shit on the line with Brady I bet on Houston getting 2 to 1 odds

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  24. 2 out of 3 people had good promo work there

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  25. omg big show v cena. Definitely never seen that before

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  26. Colt Cabana is at Raw tonight. It would be hysterical if he is the one who pushes Punk's wheelchair around.

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  27. So did professional tv writers script the lines from the opening promo or was that them ab-libbing?

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  28. Is it me or is the main guy on Burn Notice the shittiest actor on TV?

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  29. Anyone who does the "bow" to Vince should get an ass kicking just out of principal.

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  30. Ashton Kutcher is the worst.

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  31. Vickie and Vince...how can that stage support so much shit?

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  32. jesus christ just announce the fucking match

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  33. Cena beating the 2nd tier title holders in non-title matches isn't keeping him strong enough. Gotta have him squash Show or else he has no credibility.

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  34. Did Vince get this outfit at Goodwill?

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  35. The US/IC champs and challengers all fighting each other is giving me terrible flashbacks to when Russo would do that all the time with the Euro/IC titles.

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  36. this is garbage and annoying to watch. don't these shows usually start with a nice match

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  37. Dolph, listen to me. Please cash in the brief case tonight, or Cena's just going to take it from you on Sunday. Sure he'll just take the title from you instead, but at least you'll get to use the hunk of luggage that you've based your whole gimmick on for the past 6 months. Plus, doing so will give us some kind of payoff for the entertainment black hole which is the Cena/Big Show pairing.

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  38. He seems to draw inspiration from Val Kilmer.

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  39. anyone else remember when vince was cool?

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  40. Has Wade just been sitting there in the ring all this time??

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  41. AJ vs. Vickie Guerrero. This company wants people to watch the game tonight

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  42. seriously he looks senile in that suit

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  43. Wait...are you talking shit on Bruce fucking Campbell?

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  44. just embarrassing to see

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  45. R-Truth push? Haven't we been here before

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  46. That was one of the dumbest fucking matches with one of the dumbest fucking finishes I've seen in recent weeks.

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  47. So far we've had 2 segments, and 2 faces attacking heels that weren't expecting it. Be a star!

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  48. Yeah wtf was that. Unbelievable how dumb the finish was

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  49. Not in a world where Monday Night Raw is the longest running episodic show on television.

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  50. Yeah baby, I can't tell a lie, the truth is the future!

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  51. Why couldn't R-Truth just squash a guy like McIntyre? Seriously, this isn't rocket science.

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  52. Is R-truth more popular on this blog than ADR?

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  53. The first 20 minutes has been terrible. With Cena/Show again and AJ/Vickie, along with a 4 Way Tag that no one cares about, I will probably be able to hear all of the channels change over to the game at 900.

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  54. No, the MAIN guy.

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  55. He is just about senile at this point anyway.

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  56. Hernandez is playing tonight. Not sure how Jones might be a bust? He was defensive rookie of the month in September, and had 6 sacks before getting injured.

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  57. You don't see Barrett telling Kofi he's gonna beat the skin off him with a chair. That would be racist!

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  58. bad bad bad start to raw considering the game they are going up against. Maybe they just said fuck it and decided to air a shit episode. This isn't the go home for TLC is it?

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  59. We like the Backstreet Boys; N'Sync, too. Britney Spears is kind of cute...

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  60. When Kofi said how he was a 4-time IC champ, 3-time tag champ, and a 2 time US champ, it made me realize how that means absolutely nothing anymore.

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  61. So AJ is a face now? God she is unbearable. And what is cena covering up?

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  62. Why is Cena sorry that AJ barged in the locker room?

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  63. Because nobody wants icky girls in the lockerroom!

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  64. Wow...face pop for Rhodes Schollers

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  65. The mustache of disdain.

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  66. I just turned on Raw, and the first thing I see is AJ acting like a fruit loop and barging in the men's locker room. This is NOT enticing me to stay and watch.

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  67. Seems they're trying to circle back to her CrAzyJ persona a bit.

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  68. This has potential though

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  69. So I see I haven't missed anything.

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  70. Was there another wellness bust for Rey? He's been missing for a few weeks now, right? They even dug up the Usos for this match, which seems tailor made for Rey & Cara

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  71. Say UNIVERSE one more goddamn time, motherf'er

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  72. Did the Usos actually make the snot rag a part of their gear?

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  73. Rikishi bump by the son of former WWE Superstar, Rikishi

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  74. Don't look now, but Titus got a little bit of a pop there. Guess that means another Ryback squash on Smackdown.

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  75. I dare ya, I double dare ya!

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  76. Wow, Titus's bark is over. I presume he'll be doing the job here -- to make sure he knows his place.

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  77. UNIVERSE AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN UNIVERSE?

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  78. She was always unbearable. She lucked out being part of the Bryan/Punk feud. What happened to that poster who always defended her? He certainly doesn't do that anymore.

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  79. which is why they've brought out the big guns! vickie vs aj baby ooh yeah!

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  80. Rhode scholars definitely goes over but I don't mind a nice long 4 team elimination match on raw

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  81. How is it exclusive on the app if they show it on tv?

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  82. Who the fuck did the PTP's piss off to get pinned off camera by the Usos?

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  83. Whatthe fuck is that on Cody's lip???

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  84. LOL @ ptp jobbing during the commercial break. Hey wwe THEY ARE OVER

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  85. lawler sticking up for being stupid annoys me

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  86. Cody looks like a dastardly villain from a silent movie now.

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  87. Wow, there was 3 in less than 10 seconds.

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  88. I hope you mean that in a good way.

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  89. Disdain with a "T"? Good lord...

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  90. That bump one of the Uso's took off the apron looked quite painful.

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  91. Were they caught playing video games?

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  92. This commentary is so bad. I don't get it. Does this play with kids?

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  93. Like Cody Rhode's new mustache. He is pulling off the look quite well.
    Now if they can get rid of the overrated Sandow and give Rhodes a solo heel push instead of having being reduced to a prop for the god-awful roided up Lanny Poffo wannabe.....

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  94. Did Cody not want to take the 15 seconds to Tout his way out of the closet and grew that mustache instead? NTTAWWT

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  95. yikes was that someones theme song

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  96. Divas at the same time as the beginning of the game. I have a feeling I may forget to flip back over to Raw.

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  97. Here is what's coming later tonight:


    Vickie vs. AJ
    Eve vs. Alicia
    Cena vs. Show
    Ziggler vs. Sheamus


    Awful.

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  98. Sandow is the best gimmick in 10 years and the dude has great matches

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  99. I sort of wish they did. Backstage has to be so weird for this generation of wrestlers, it's like they traded all the coke from the 80's for bizarro Emily Post etiquette books

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  100. I feel bad for AJ. She got to play Liz and then Crazy Girl (that seemed cut out of an anime cartoon) for the first half of the year.



    The second half of the year? Well, she played every GM in the history of GMs (well, without the hollas and playas of Teddy Long) and the female John Cena (I honestly believe WWE thinks she'll get/stay over by doing this).

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  101. Here's what's coming up on my TV:


    Monday Night Football

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  102. This company has no clue as to what wrestling fans want. They will be lucky to do 3.0 when MNF ends.

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  103. Is anyone else reaching the point where they feel like headbutting their TV set every time Cole and King refer to them as Team Rhodes Scholars.

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  104. needs more Punk and Shield

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  105. I agree, that looked like the kind of bump that results in a legit injury.

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  106. Slammys are in Philly? Holy shit. I might vote Cena Superstar of the Year just to start a riot.

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  107. Me too. I'm a Pats fan and hopefully Schaub, Foster, and Lloyd combine to score under 90 fantasy points so I can clinch the Crockett Division of the FFLoD

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  108. Cole can't afford better than a fucking Asus netbook? Seriously?

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  109. Hoping the Texans can do a number on the Pats at home to soften them us for us next week.

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  110. That point came a long time ago.

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  111. Just because Sandow is bigger than Lanny Poffo, doesn't mean he is roided up. I am bigger than Lanny Poffo.


    And, yeah, Sandow rules.

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  112. Miss Piggy Tweets. Oh Boy...................

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  113. How exactly are we going to troll these fools on slammy night? Should we employ 4Chan? Oh, they make up their own results anyway. NEVER MIND

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  114. Biggest show in the his.... nevermind.

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  115. She is now undefendable. Can she work a match? Her mic skills are making me long for a jeff jarrett promo.

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  116. Alicia is the skinniest diva since Michelle McCool.

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  117. I absolutely hate jerry lawler and he used to be one of the best heels ever

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  118. He had that "Gone with the Wind" thing going.

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  119. Pats aren't losing back-to-back at home. I seriously don't know if that's happened with Brady under center. Ever. If you want a shot next week, hope for a Pats win.

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  120. Until they can find women who are even close to the level of Trish and Lita, it's pointless to put them on tv. It's embarrassing.

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  121. ok that Eve gimmick is awesome.

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  122. No wheelchair = no buys!

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  123. When did they say they were going to cut it back?

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  124. You have to shake hands and watch tapes from the 80's, otherwise you are an asshole who has no respect for the business.

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  125. What they did to Mountain Dew was hysterical. "Hitler did nothing wrong"

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  126. Eve has quietly been improving every bit of her wrestling skills this year. In-ring stuff, promos, and the little things like what she did after the match. I used to lump her in with the rest of the eye candy divas, but she's kind of pulling a Trish on us.

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  127. I think someone's jealous they can't grow a beard...

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  128. The Knockouts Division is way better than this and that still isnt even that great either.

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  129. I give Eve credit in that she plays her character well.

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  130. Cody Rhodes looking like he's auditioning for Reno 911.

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  131. I'll admit that post match gimmick was good but she is nowhere near Trish's level wrestling wise. That faux MMA shit she does is terrible.

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  132. If the Texans get down by two scores early, it's game over. The ball control, play-action offense isn't going to fly in a shootout with Brady.

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  133. REALLY GLAD i didn't buy tickets for that show now!

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  134. Hoping Punk throws a dig at Shawn about losing his smile.

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  135. Just tuned in. Good NJ crowd tonight?

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  136. It was on that level when Kong was there, but now...nah.

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  137. Forget the fact that WE all hate the belt--old news. Isn't it simply TIME for a new belt?

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  138. Jones seems like he always just gets lead behind the qb so there's no pressure.

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  139. Trashing the sports team...*sigh* Paul, that is so beneath you.

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  140. Quite the opposite, he's one of the best.

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  141. Man, if this promo is just a taste of what we are gonna get for the build to the Rumble, then I can't fucking wait.

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  142. Top of the hour, time to recap everything we just saw.

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  143. I was offered free tickets last week and turned them down. Now I'm kinda wishing I had them. Slammys was a fun show when I saw it in Philly in 2008 or so.

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  144. There's a show in Philly coming up?

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  145. I dunno, most of her offense and selling at PPV matches is pretty crisp or not eyeroll-inducing.

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  146. Look, we all give shit to WWE but I think it's time we point out some of charity work they do. Like keeping Kid Rock's career on life support.

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  147. Our first nominee for line of the night.

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  148. He's got my vote, Kid Rock is fucking terrible.


    I'll see myself out now...

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  149. Haha, this line is gold.

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  150. That was sweet.


    The dumbass decision by Schaub to throw into double coverage was not.

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  151. I cant wait to see Sheamus beat him with the Brogue Kick for the tenth time this year.

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  152. Nobody goes through more gear designs than Ziggler.

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  153. The Patriots are creating separation and shifting the momentum.

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  154. The sickest part is that Houston's front seven is playing really well so far, getting a lot of pressure. And Brady's still shredding them.

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  155. The Texans are frauds.

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  156. They look sad right now.

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  157. This 12 year pats run reminds me a lot of my favorite team during better years. You should hope they never take the team from Kraft

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  158. Anyone else having problems with old posts constantly popping up as new?

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  159. I think I heard on Live Audio Wrestling that he's at home dealing with personal issues.

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  160. Yep...if that's not a sign to completely give up on Raw tonight, then I don't know what is.

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  161. I'd be sad too knowing that we have the best record and we aren't gonna go anywhere in the playoffs.

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  162. I have Google Chrome and its doing the same for me

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  163. It's like Vince's recapping fetish is infecting this blog.

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  164. That pass interference call was bogus.

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  165. I'm not watching Raw, where are they in? Judging by the comments here, it sounds like a lot of heels are major pops

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  166. Welker's irreplaceable. Edelman's a nice piece, but can't stay on the field. Welker might be the best slot receiver ever. Pay him.

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  167. Did Michael Cole just make the act of stealing someone else's girlfriend sound gay? I mean, literally gay

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  168. Life long. Enjoy the salad days while you can

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  169. Gotta feeling Ziggler is losing the case on Sunday and they are going to use that to turn him face.

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  170. And I'm using IE so I guess we are all fucked

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  171. Something cheap, like he cashes in and wins after Show/Sheamus then loses that night or the following RAW

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  172. Who couldnt see that Brogue Kick coming.

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  173. Sandow should tweet Kermit the Frog about the pedo that works there and how Elmo isn't the only thing he's had his hand in.

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  174. Always admired the Niners. Pats feel like their east coast heirs, what with Belichick as the defensive genius to Walsh's offensive, the obvious Montana/Brady comparisons, Brady growing up in the Bay area a fan.

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  175. Steph walking in on Trish and HHH this ain't.

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  176. This is what WWE thinks is comedy folks

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  177. I don't know. They've been known to be kind of trigger happy in December. Jeff Hardy, Daniel Bryan, and Zack Ryder all won in December.

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  178. Oh please, Vince. You've walked in on Pat Patterson doing MUCH worse.

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  179. If I were Ziggler, I'd cash in tonight so I don't have to put the case on the line on Sunday.

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  180. I've had it happening the last 2-3 weeks or so. Figured it was just me, since no one else mentioned it.

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  181. This game is turning into a blowout.... might be good news for Vince.

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  182. No. It's (clear throat)...


    WHA DA HAYLLL?!?!

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  183. I'm sure Vince has been caught in much worse positions.

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  184. Sometimes. I'm using Safari on a MAC~!

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  185. AJ just drug that guy like 10 yards.


    (Andre Johnson, not AJ Lee... what's going on on Raw?)

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  186. Tell us how he is overrated. Please.

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  187. OK, after that promo I may just hand over my money...

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