Disc 1
Before we get started, let me just say that I predict that by
the end of 2013, Dusty Rhodes will retire.
I love documentaries, I love wrestling. So when the two go hand
and hand and are done right, there's really not much else I'd rather be
watching. This documentary is perhaps the shining example of a documentary done
right. They go over all the high points, we hear from every major player, and
you're never left wondering “well, what about such and such.” It rings in
around an hour and a half, but it flies by. Every morning when I start my day,
I fire up the laptop, and put something on the TV. For the first four days
after I bought this set, the documentary was the first thing I'd put on because
it was that good. Plus, we get to hear from Paul Roma; that's reason enough,
baby.
The extras on the disc are additional stories, with my favorites
being Tully talking about a college kid they met while on tour who showed them
a Rolex that he spent his life-savings on so he could be like the Horsemen. JJ's
pre-War Games match is awesome as well, total classic heel work here.
Also, what's an odder piece of merchandise; JBL fishing lure, or Horsemen Vitamins?
Disc 2
Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson & Ric Flair vs. Pez Whatley, The
Italian Stallion & Rocky King – NWA, June 22, 1985
The DVD menu says it's Tully Blanchard with Arn and Ric, instead
it's their cousin Ole. I'd love it if the WWE or TNA did a show with a small
studio audience inside a TV studio like the old JCP shows. It would definitely
be a different look and feel compared to today's programming. As for the match,
I was expecting a squash, and got quite the opposite. In typical Flair/Horsemen
fashion, they went in with some nobodies, but did their damnedest to make the
guys look good even when losing. It's truly a lost art. There's nothing really
too great to speak for in this match, just an average JCP bout.
Flair slaps the Figure-4 on Rocky King for the win at 11:27 | **
Ric Flair [C] vs. Ricky Morton – Steel Cage Match for the NWA
Championship – The Great American Bash – July 5, 1986
This is the match where Flair arrives in a helicopter. I love
that they roll out the red carpet for him, as small touches like that give a
match a big time feel, and let you know this guy is the CHAMPION. This was set
up after the big attack on the R&R by the Four Horsemen in the locker-room,
where they busted up Ricky's face and rubbed it into the locker room floor.
Ricky's wearing the face-mask, which soon makes for great heel-fodder, as Flair
begins to dissect Ricky's bandages, and parades around with the mask on. Morton
is selling on a Mr. Perfect level here tonight, but it's believable due to how
much a broken nose hurts, plus it really ramps up the sympathy. This match is
classic Flair and NWA in the mid- to late-1980s. I was really getting into it
near the end, and would have liked to see it go on for a little while longer,
as Morton looks like he was just settling into some extremely violent behavior.
Flair pins Morton while his feet at 23:17 | ***3/4
Dusty Rhodes [C] vs. Tully Blanchard – First Blood Match for the
NWA TV Title – Starrcade '86 – November 27, 1986
It's weird, on one side of Dusty's head he's written “Tully”,
and on the other...I can't make it out, but it looks like “slut”. He’s playing
some odd head games. Before the match starts, Tully tries to get away with wearing
wrestling head gear, which they say no way to. I love heel tactics like that.
Dillon tries to mouth off to Dusty, which only gets him a Bionic Elbow for his
troubles, splitting him open. Great stuff so far, but this is how Dusty's
matches always go for me; great beginning, and the rest is terrible. Geez,
Tully stalled for so long, and the match took so long to get started I thought
perhaps I accidentally paused the DVD. The beginning of this match is where all
the entertainment is, and thankfully it didn't go for 20 minutes. Tully
basically avoids Rhodes for the entire match until they trade a few blows, the
ref is knocked out, Tully bleeds, but then gets fixed up by JJ and busts open
Rhodes with a roll of quarters just as the ref comes to.
The ref believes Rhodes to be the first one bleeding and awards the match & title to Tully at 8:39 | *1/4
The ref believes Rhodes to be the first one bleeding and awards the match & title to Tully at 8:39 | *1/4
The Four Horsemen vs. Dusty Rhodes, Steve Williams, Lex Luger,
Nikita Koloff & Paul Ellering – War Games – The Great American Bash – July
16, 1988
Dillon looks like a Harlem Globetrotter in his wrestling attire. Dusty & Arn start off. Soon, after both men are busted open, Barry Windham joins in and quickly applies the worst finisher of all time, The Claw. Dr. Death soon comes to his rescue, clearing the ring with double-clotheslines and 3-point stance tackles. Ric soon comes in and evens things up with a low-blow on Dr. Death before sending him face first into the cage. Luger evens things up by bringing with him his Crab Flex Pose. He's soon followed by Tully, then Nikita. Paul & JJ are the last two before The Match Beyond. Once it gets to that point, the match ends pretty quickly. Look, I know I'm gonna take a lot of heat for this, but I just don't see the big deal with War Games. I was hoping this match would change my opinion, but it didn't. I found this to be a pretty mediocre match, where there's too much going on to focus on anything, no real technical wrestling to be found with no decent hardcore to take its place. Every War Games I've seen is the same, and they always fail to catch my attention.
Dusty locks JJ in the Figure-Four, getting the submission at 21:08 | ***
Dillon looks like a Harlem Globetrotter in his wrestling attire. Dusty & Arn start off. Soon, after both men are busted open, Barry Windham joins in and quickly applies the worst finisher of all time, The Claw. Dr. Death soon comes to his rescue, clearing the ring with double-clotheslines and 3-point stance tackles. Ric soon comes in and evens things up with a low-blow on Dr. Death before sending him face first into the cage. Luger evens things up by bringing with him his Crab Flex Pose. He's soon followed by Tully, then Nikita. Paul & JJ are the last two before The Match Beyond. Once it gets to that point, the match ends pretty quickly. Look, I know I'm gonna take a lot of heat for this, but I just don't see the big deal with War Games. I was hoping this match would change my opinion, but it didn't. I found this to be a pretty mediocre match, where there's too much going on to focus on anything, no real technical wrestling to be found with no decent hardcore to take its place. Every War Games I've seen is the same, and they always fail to catch my attention.
Dusty locks JJ in the Figure-Four, getting the submission at 21:08 | ***
Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard vs. Sting & Nikita Koloff
– NWA Tag-Team Championship - The Great American Bash – July 10, 1988
Nikita has to be one of the worst promo men in the history of
the business, simply because of his TERRIBLE accent. He sounds like the Russian
bootleg version of Batman Begins. Crowd is absolutely on fire for Sting &
Nikki, they're getting Austin-in-his-prime style of pops for moves as simple as
clotheslines. Anderson is in first, and can't get a lick of momentum on either
Nikita or Sting as they keep him down until he's able to get Tully in there.
This match is booked in a very odd manner, because the faces are working like
complete heels. They have all the momentum, turning each tag between AA &
TB into a hot tag, they're cutting the ring in half, and doing things like
smacking their hands together while the ref's back is turned so he thinks a tag
happened. Over all, the match certainly isn't terrible, but it's not nearly as
great as I expected. I believe this is the show where they were each paid $2,000
and JJ made $3,000, so obviously they were on there way out and phoning it in.
Time-limit draw at 20:00 | **3/4
Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard [C] vs. Barry Windham & Lex
Luger – NWA Tag-Team Championship – Clash of the Champions – March 27, 1988
This was soon after Lex was thrown out of the Horsemen, for
having the gull to want to challenge Ric Flair for the WHC. Much like the
previous match, crowd is absolutely white-hot. I can say with ease that this
has to be one of the fastest paced matches I've ever seen. All four guys work
at such a quick pace that they cram a 20 minute match into 10 minutes,
maintaining the hard-hitting nature all four are known for, and never being sloppy.
Crowd was standing the whole time, and all four guys gave 'em a show.
Arn runs head first into a chair that JJ was holding, allowing
Luger to get the pin at 9:33 | ***3/4
Arn Anderson vs. Ric Flair – Fall Brawl 1995 – September 17,
1995
This PPV is completely representative of the contrast between
Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan's career. Here, Ric has a great storyline with great
history, and is ready to offer up a great match. Hogan? Well, it's War Games
against The Dungeon of Doom. There are few things better than when Ric is on
his knees, hand raised in surrender, giving out a “Noooohohoh...” This match so
far has been classic Anderson family tactics, as Arn has been focusing entirely
on Ric's left arm. He eventually gets the momentum on his side by heading outside
and trading suplexes and back-body drops. From that point on, no one really
gets the advantage for too long, it's great stuff as they trade comebacks. Of
course the match had to end like it did, but still some great stuff. Of course,
people were expecting more, I believe, and I think had it gone into a few more
matches we would have seen that classic. Oh well, Flair begging Sting for help
then turning on him is just as good.
Arn nails Ric with the DDT at 23:05 | ***3/4
Arn nails Ric with the DDT at 23:05 | ***3/4
Promos -
The Elite – NWA, November 16, 1985
Flair comes out and makes comparison to him being Superman, and
then introduces Tully, and the Andersons. Everyone has a belt, but the party is
interrupted by Dusty, TA, and Dusty's perm. Just before the Horsemen enter the
ring, the Road Warriors show up, causing The Elite to back-off and cry foul.
Great stuff.
The Four Horsemen Make It Happen – NWA, July 12, 1986
The group is finally intact as Dillon is here, along with
Cornette, who for some reason is dressed like a Cuban pimp. God, he looks odd.
Ole Anderson starts off by saying Dusty is going to retire in 1986. Really,
Ole? Is he gonna retire? Should I go down to the bank and bet on it? Is he
gonna retire in 1986? You've never said that before. I imagine you'll never say
it again. Anyway, the rest of the Horsemen get their speeches in, and Flair
ends it by saying the Horsemen have it all, plus they're the studs of
pro-wrestling.
JJ Dillon's Ring – NWA, August 16, 1986
Cornette introduces the group, who's thankfully not dressed like
he's about to tell Clark Griswald to go fuck his mother. Ole has one of his
awesome shirts on, the Evil, Mean, & Nasty one. Ole starts off by
saying...now, sit down, because here it comes; he's gonna retire in 1986! Did
you know that? Did Flair bet him $50,000 that Ole couldn't say that 10,000
times in 1986 or something? Flair says that each member of the Horsemen put in
$10,000 to get Dillon a ring. Pretty nice little number, too. Hey, he should
take that ring down to a booky, and bet on Dusty's retirement!
It's An All Night Ride – NWA, December 13, 1986
Tully's here in his NY Giants sweatshirt. Dillon says that when
the Horsemen get together, it's a special occasion. Arn is pissed, because he's
naked. He's got no title. Flair gets on the mic and gives one of my favorite
promos “If Arn wants to slap Road Warrior Hawk [smack] HE DOES IT!” as Arn is
mimicking all of his descriptions, awesome stuff. Also, if you're a female and
want to know where you stand, well, take a ride on the Horsemen.
We Are The Horsemen – NWA, December 20, 1986
Arn is standing here naked again. He's less pleased than last
time. Tully is in his NY Giants sweatshirt again. Flair gives the usual.
The Four Horsemen Give Sting The Boot – Clash of the Champions
X, February 6, 1990
Flair's hair is in its absolute prime right here. He looks like
Kip Winger. Ole says that Sting is no longer a Horseman. He's really got a
presence about himself, as he tells Sting “shut your mouth...now, calm down,
there's three of us, and one of you”. I love that. He's being kicked out
because he wanted to face Ric for the title. I think it's because of the
rat-tail, personally. Ole keeps talking about how they've held off from beating
the shit out of him a few times, and you know it's coming here, you know it.
Flair finally cocks back and levels him, as the Horsemen hold him, allowing
Flair to scream in his face. Great stuff.
We Are The Original Gang – Nitro, August 5, 1996
Anderson talks about how the nWo in the Bible means it's the
beginning of the end of the World. He says that WCW is their World. How
appropriate, really. The rest of them get their speak on, as Flair keeps on
beating the hell out of The Bootyman. Naturally, this angle went nowhere, as
Hogan beat up Booty at Hog Wild. It would have been nice to see Horsemen vs.
nWo in a place booked where the nWo didn't run the backstage. Arn's use of
Connery's quote from The Untouchables is a nice great.
Flair Going Off On Bischoff – Nitro, December 7, 1998
He finally gets to let Bischoff know how he feels, although it's
not as great as the one coming up.
The Unveiling Of The Four Horsemen – Nitro, September 14, 1998
One of my all-time favorite moments from Nitro. So genuine.
Everyone knows this one.
Arn Anderson's Drive – Fall Brawl, September 17, 1995
No shock that this is another great promo from Arn.
No shock that this is another great promo from Arn.
Showcase Showdown: A damn
fine set, really. I think we were short-changed with just two discs though.
There's a million more matches, moments, and promos that we could have seen.
However, the first disc is awesome, and one of my al-time favorites. The
documentary is almost 2 hours, covers everything in detail, and leaves you
wishing you could have been part of it all. The loyalty, camaraderie and
respect for each as well as the business really shines through. Best of all, we
get to hear from Paul Roma! It really makes you wish there were more official
releases where wrestlers would talk shit about one another, it's hilarious. In
the end, this is a set I'd make sure to grab if my house were on fire, if for
the documentary alone. It's only $6, brand new on amazon, you can't beat it.
4-1/4 Head-Butts out of 5.Thanks to my editor, Steven Ferrari. There was a time once when I was out scouting on the remote ice planet known as Hoth. Well, as luck would have it, I was captured by a monster and my Ton-Ton was killed. So, after I escape the monster's cave, I collapse in the blizzard. Steve shows up, his Ton-Ton dies, he cuts it open with my light-saber, and shoves me inside to keep me from freezing to death.
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ReplyDeleteI loooove flair and the horsemen but part of me feels like they were shit draws (not that it matters to me.) I feel like everyone there paid to see flair but the crowds were pathetic. So I guess they were draws, but shitty draws.
ReplyDeleteThis is easily one of my favorite documentaries the WWE has released, if for nothing else the ripping of Paul Roma. "The job guy from WWE? Really?"
ReplyDeleteDepends on how they drew compared to the other NWA/WCW stars (Dusty, Sting, Magnum, Nikita, Road Warriors, etc.)
ReplyDeleteCouple hundred people here and there basically
ReplyDelete"the
ReplyDeleteref is knocked out, Tully bleeds, but then gets fixed up by JJ and busts open
Rhodes with a roll of quarters just as the ref comes to.
The ref believes Rhodes to be the first one bleeding and awards the match
& title to Tully at 8:39"
the heel booking and psychology of Crockett back in the day was second to none. They really should just rip off some of the shit they did back in the 80's today. the statute of limitations has far passed imho.
What's considered the best flair v morton match?
ReplyDeleteNo ones watching the tna ppv? That storm v Daniels match was way good buuuuuttttttttt...kenny king jobs to york, parks jobs to devon and samoa joe jobs to fucking mr Anderson????? Wtf
ReplyDeletePoor Samoa Joe.
ReplyDeleteMain and Daniels/Storm match were really good. Everything else was average or worse. The King/York match looked like it was in slow motion or something.
ReplyDeleteAfter King skipped out on ROH without dropping his title I hope he never wins a match again.
ReplyDeleteJeff Hardy's amazing streak of matches continued tonight. The main event was very good and I loved the fact that it was a triple threat under elimination rules. Made the tired 3-way formula much fresher.
ReplyDeleteHardy is on fire right now. Might be time for him to jump back. I would love to see him comeback and fight punk again.
ReplyDeletethe only thing that makes it ok in my book is it makes the aces a tad stronger than the jobbiest of jobbers that they been.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff Caliber, again I really like your style, play by play is nice but sometimes it's just better to highlight the main points and the overall feel of the match. Going into the special feature interviews was a nice touch too. And who doesn't like some Horsemen action, I kinda wish with Flair back in with the WWE they would do another Horsemen DVD, no doc just three discs of matches and promos with Flair and other Horsemen talking about them in between.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, you guys should be checking out this message board: http://boardforpeople.proboards.com/index.cgi
Its a pretty nice little board, good people and solid topics. And hey, you can read about Caliber trying to get with his best friends sister, a women pissing on somebody's nice chaise lounge, me getting my ass kicked by a good friend, bad relationship advice, talk of terrible jobs, videos of crazy angry nerds going batshit over Spidey 700 actual intelligent convos and much much more. So yeah, check it out, hell there's more activity on that forum than Scott's message board honestly.
Why? He didn't do anything wrong. ROH was the company dumb enough to put a title on a guy that wasn't under contract, so King went and got the best deal for himself, taking advantage of leverage.
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with you about the Wargames, it never really clicked with me either. Still love the moment that Sid powerbombed Pillman unconscious. I mean it sucked for Brian but it was just so brutal in a cool way.
ReplyDeleteAre you crazy?! The Horsemen kept JCP afloat from 85-88. Once Arn/Tully left it was over.
ReplyDeletethats cuz you have no soul.
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