I had so much to write on last night but I can't really do it posting from this Android. Basically the WWE is just in a bad place right now creatively. This might be the time to start throwing shit against the wall and seeing what sticks. So enjoy the show and beat the hell out of each other.
This week: Hall of Famer Bob Backlund teaches Daniel Bryan the Cross-Face Chicken Wing so he can eliminate the Miz and his terrible Figure-Four.
ReplyDeleteSo will this be a "Sean Waltman" post-WM RAW or an "Umaga" post-WM RAW?
ReplyDeleteWhy throw shit at the wall when you can retire to the safety of your bathroom, lay toilet paper around the toilet seat and in the toilet itself, so as not to get your legs cold/have poop splash toilet water into your bum hole
ReplyDeletePlease allow me to be your indulgence for a moment:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wrestlenewz.com/wrestling/exclusive-articles/wm-29-missed-shots/
As for the annual return, I'm hoping for Batista. It'll probably just be Christian (whom I like, but it isn't really a "return"), but I've got my fingers crossed for Big Dave.
FINALLY I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP IT CLEAN!!!!! HEY FLAIR4DAGOLD, YOU'RE A CUNT!
ReplyDeleteIs this slagging on X-Pac? Because that was one top 10 moments ever on Raw.
ReplyDeleteYou can't say that to him, you poopheaded stupidface!
ReplyDeleteAND YOU PETUKA! YOU'RE TOO FUCKING....NICE! HA! TAKE THAT!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely not. A Waltman RAW is the "good" example.
ReplyDeleteOh. I wasn't watching when Ohh-Mang-Ah! debuted.
ReplyDeleteYour appearance is comical to me.
ReplyDeleteFinally The Rock Has ......Gotten The Hell Out of Dodge!!
ReplyDeleteI loved the way Regal would say Umaga
ReplyDeleteIt was ridiculous. Flair was cutting a promo, Armanda Allejawhatever Estrada came out and said there was about to be a moment that would have people talking around the watercooler the next day. What we got was a painted-up Jamal that beat up an old man and no one talked about it at the watercooler the next day.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping Vince trolls everyone and has Cena come out to Rock's music to start the show.
ReplyDeleteWWE booking on the fly tonight. Hoo-boy.
ReplyDeleteI am pretty excited for the show tonight, more so than Mania last night. No idea why. All these Rock reports, plus potential returns, and a potentially angry group of Jersey fans seems like a recipe for fun.
ReplyDeleteHeyman's gonna be on FIRE tonight
ReplyDeleteFINALLY we don't have to keep it clean!
ReplyDeleteEveryone... GET THE FUJ!!!
It seems ripe for a spontaneous long great match. If they are really in chaos coming up with a new show how hard is hey Daniel Bryan and Dolph Ziggler go out there and kick ass for 20 minutes.
ReplyDeleteAka every Monday night ever.
ReplyDeleteThey should use the ROH standby if someone doesn't show up in the New York area: replace him with Xavier.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he's available.
Why not? WWE already stole their iPPV set up.
ReplyDeleteI hope. Or we just get 25 minutes of a Cena promo.
ReplyDeleteHmm... I, like many others, presumed we would be getting The Fuj in order to beat him up, but I want no part of what Curry and Zanadude are doing right now.
ReplyDeleteIt will be a "we don't care how much you want Daniel Bryan" RAW.
ReplyDeleteGetting in the mood with some good old school wrestling.
ReplyDeleteThe man who once broke Andre's leg beating on Foley's (not) LEGENDARY trainer, and Vince's own GI Joe vs. Vince's own Brokeback Mountain, from 1981.
If Raw sucks, at least I saw SOME good wrestling tonight.
HOW THE OPENING OF RAW IS GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT:
ReplyDeleteJOHN CENA: ROCK, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.
THE ROCK: YES, I MOST CERTAINLY DO! I HAVE TO GO NOW. MY PLANET NEEDS ME.
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ATLANTIC CITY ROULETTE FTW!
ReplyDeleteCena won. Why? Because fuck you IWC that's why!
ReplyDelete...not that there's anything wrong with that.
ReplyDelete...allegedly.
Does that lower cased URL count as breaking gimmick?
ReplyDelete(Mills Lane: ON)
ReplyDeleteHmmm... I'll allow it!
COME AT ME, BRO. I'LL BREAK YOUR STUPID FACE OFF
ReplyDeleteIf Vince has figured out a way to clear 200 million a year by annoying the internet then he deserves a statue.
ReplyDeleteRock Tweet:Dwayne Johnson
ReplyDelete@TheRock
2m
In the middle of last nights
Wrestlemania match I tore my abdomen & adductor muscles off the
bone. Just part of the job. But as we know..
YEAH LETS ALL FORM A MOB AND GO AFTER THE BLACK GUY!
ReplyDeletelol i see youre on caps dick lately. hows does it taste like?
ReplyDeletePS I lost my smile.
ReplyDeleteI'M SURE HIS WHORE MOM TOLD HIM BEFORE HE EVER TRIED IT
ReplyDeleteProbably from sucking so much wind.
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, ouch, that's gotta hurt.
Stolen from 411 comments
ReplyDeleteWhy Are Steroids Bad?
ReplyDeleteBy: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
I have no idea how serious that injury is. But I'll add at no point would I have suspected he got hurt last night.
ReplyDeleteWhat could happen? Lesnar! Punk! Rock vanishing! Naw it will be Cena smirking with bad jokes..
ReplyDeleteDon't bring your hate crimes here! HATE CRIIIIIIME!!!
ReplyDeleteWhitey T in this. . .
ReplyDeleteOh how dare you say it!
ReplyDeleteComing from the guy called "TenGermans"...
ReplyDeleteThat would actually make this bit more interesting...
ReplyDeleteyesssssssssssssss
ReplyDeleteOHHHH LOOK AT YOU. IT'S MR. SELF RIGHTEOUS MAN. YOU MUST THINK EVERYONE GOES TO 411. IF ANYTHING THAT SON OF A BITCH TOOK IT FROM THE FACEBOOK LINK. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT? NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
ReplyDeleteI'M ROIDING TONIGHT. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME. I'LL BORK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
ReplyDeleteHoping tonight is a bit of a clean slate for the product seeing as they aren't really held hostage under Rock's plans for the first time in two years.
ReplyDeleteOkay, is that a Benoit or a Hitler reference?
ReplyDeleteJust for the Godwin's Law reference. (No, NOT the hog pen Godwinns)
I QUESTION YOUR SEXUALITY!
ReplyDeleteYet at the same time, why on earth would he care enough to lie? He's finally taken flight as an actor, even before GI Joe/Fast Whatevers, he probably made near as much as Dwayne than he did as Rock. If they really pissed him off/whatever, no reason to play nice.
ReplyDeleteThis crowd better be on their game tonight.
ReplyDeleteASK THAT QUESTION TO YOUR MOM
ReplyDeleteThe only hate crimes Benoit committed were against the rookies, his son, and his wife.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, we ain't keeping shit clean here tonight!
Just remembering the awesomeness of last years post WM crowd...*sigh*
ReplyDeleteThe bar is set very high.
ReplyDeletewhere you at last night? getting head for hours?
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna be that kind of night. BTW I'm expecting tonights Raw thread will have a pretty high number. This one alone has gotten 300+
ReplyDeleteThis live thread is already a mess.
ReplyDelete(NCIS) Abby dressed like a baby girl: No thanks.
ReplyDeletePEOPLE THREW A PARTY IN MY HONOR. I TOLD THEM I JUST WANTED TO WATCH MANIA
ReplyDeleteThis whole thing smells like spin. Rock is spinning WWE's spin. All the while my head is spinning.
ReplyDeleteBtw props to both Disqus and the Netherlands for not fucking up last night
ReplyDeleteI'm just gonna come out and say it. Mar Solo and Dougie are the same man. You will not fool me.
ReplyDeleteStill can't be as big a mess as the show will be. And that's a BLEH opening.
ReplyDeletelike every Monday night?
ReplyDeleteJerry please dress your age.
ReplyDeleteYou must be very retarded.
ReplyDeleteI mean, that's ridiculous!
Love them using the Rocky theme.
ReplyDeleteHeavy boos for both rock and cena. heh.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Cena at? Someone's gotta open the show.
ReplyDeleteHahaha...the crowd booing the shit out of the WM stills.
ReplyDeleteCrowd is off to a good start
ReplyDeleteI love how they're sort of retconning Cena's two WHC reigns out of existence by refusing to acknowledging them.
ReplyDeleteOoh, that's a GOOD boo.
ReplyDeleteLove the boos.
ReplyDeleteHollywood Hogan heat
ReplyDeleteAwwww....boo the future all you want hahahaha
ReplyDeleteCena's time is NOW.
ReplyDeleteAlready got the smirk out
ReplyDeleteNJ is pissed off.
ReplyDeleteI think they're only using it because it's sampled in Diddy's song "Victory", which he performed last night, I believe.
ReplyDeleteHe gained 14 pounds overnight? I guess eat Bella pussy does that to a person.
ReplyDeleteThey're definitely gonna listen to these fans guys...guaranteed....HEEL TURN COMING RIGHT NOW
ReplyDeleteActually it's the ABDUCTOR muscle.
ReplyDeleteSo the Rock tore up his bread basket? Highly unlikely if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteNever saw so many 30 year olds in one building.
ReplyDeleteWin
ReplyDeleteNot tore up. It came off the bone.
ReplyDeleteDid Cena have those sideplates at the ready in case he won?
ReplyDeletehah nice.
ReplyDeleteCena is Troll face
ReplyDeleteCry moar
ReplyDeleteThat is a SOUND booing.
ReplyDeleteGod bless this crowd.
ReplyDeletePiper never got heel heat like that.
ReplyDeleteHow do they have the balls to sell this? MIXED REACTION FOLKS
ReplyDeletePretty sure they made sidplates for everyone.
ReplyDeleteCena has the perfect heel smirk.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I LIKE this Cena. He's straight up trolling these fans.
ReplyDeleteCena loves trolling the crowd
ReplyDeleteQUICK! UP THE MIC ON THE 10-YEAR-OLD GIRLS IN THE AUDIENCE!
ReplyDeleteLOL CENA TROLL
ReplyDeleteTHESE POST-MANIA RAWS ARE THE BEST
ReplyDeleteIt's funny, whatever happens with The Shield, I'm OK with it. They're like the opposite of Aces and Eights: they identify themselves, they have a clear goal, they're undefeated, they're good workers, and they have a GREAT talker as their lead guy. Honestly, I'd like to see HHH come out for his hour and a half post-Wrestlemania victory promo...and Shield appears out of nowhere and drops him with the triple powerbomb.
ReplyDeleteRocky wouldn't be able to play a hostile crowd like this. Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteHe's been doing this for years. He's the best. HE'S ALREADY A HEEL.
ReplyDeleteVery true.
ReplyDeleteRocky would just turn heel. PERISH THE THOUGHT.
ReplyDeleteThe Cole fake laugh was even mirth there
ReplyDeleteI want to gain 14 pounds in that case.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA This rules.
ReplyDeleteGod damn these folks are riled up.
ReplyDeleteDamnit, HHH/Lesnar couldn't go on in front of this crowd?
ReplyDeleteIf Rock gives a damn about his movie career, then WM29 was his last match ever.
ReplyDeleteAnd you forgot to mention "become HHH's bitch, after being mine."
ReplyDeleteGotta love this crowd.. they are shitting all over him!! Deservedly so...
ReplyDeleteThis is the most bizarro Raw I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteViking Space Lord Brock Lesnar, please kill this cunt and kick his hat.
ReplyDeleteHe is Fred Durst
ReplyDeleteYou can literally see the faces in the first few rows cringing
ReplyDeleteThis HAS to be leading to an eventual heel turn, right? Nobody could be this damn clueless. It seems like he is intentionally trying to piss off the crowd.
ReplyDeleteYOU SEE THAT, KING?! EVERYBODY IS HAVING FUN TONIGHT! GOTTA LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteHeel turn.
ReplyDeleteWTF? He just said heel turn?
ReplyDeleteIf there's just one person cheering, it's mixed. And Vince is in the back clapping his ass off like Charles Foster Kane.
ReplyDeleteHeel turn! Awwww...did you hear them cheer? LMAO
ReplyDeleteHAH! heel turn, ok cena you win tonight.
ReplyDeleteYeah he turned me around there a bit.
ReplyDeleteDie Rocky Die??? Rocky would have the crown eating out of his hands by the end of the promo.. even if they booed him for 20 mins straight.
ReplyDeleteHeel turn. What a troll...ahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteIT'S FUNNY BC I BET VINCE IS TELLING COLE TO FAKE LAUGH RIGHT NOW SO WE CAN ALL KNOW THAT HE IS TROLLING US
ReplyDeleteThe back of his shirt says "RT time=NOW"....What. A. Dweeb.
ReplyDeleteSame old shit chant. Wow.
ReplyDeleteIs that a "same old shit" chant??? Yikes!
ReplyDeleteGod bless that production crew. They're trying their damnedest to find the few Cena fans in attendance.
ReplyDeleteSame old shit. This crowd's definitely been pumped up.
ReplyDeletesame old shit...haha good crowd.
ReplyDeleteANYONE that comes out and interrupts Cena will be declared GOD tonight. I wish it would be Batista...
ReplyDeleteOr focus on the obvious plants
ReplyDeleteHenry.
ReplyDeleteSaying Batista around is my bit boo
ReplyDeleteNice burying of the others there Cena. And hi Mark.
ReplyDeleteYESYESYES
ReplyDeleteWIG SPLITTING TIME!!
ReplyDeleteKILL THAT WHITE MAN!
ReplyDeleteYes. WIG SPLIT
ReplyDeleteOh hell yeah
ReplyDeleteCHOCOLATE HOMICIDE!
ReplyDeleteNew #1 Babyface - Mark Henry.
ReplyDeletePlease break his jaw, Mark. Please.
ReplyDeleteWatching Cena work this crowd is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThe three Army guys clapping made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteI'm fine with some wig splitting.
ReplyDeleteNIGHTMARE IN EBONY!
ReplyDeleteStarting the NCAA finals at 9:23pm is freakin' insane!
ReplyDeleteI wish I could kiss this post. LOL
ReplyDeleteMark Henry is my new favorite wrestler. All the rest are now tied for second.
ReplyDeleteNotice, Mark Henry comes out... and Cena's not grinning like an idiot... yet.
ReplyDeleteDon't they realize that students at these fine institutions want to go to bed early for class tomorrow?!?
ReplyDeleteIf he'd win tonight, I'd make him first.
ReplyDeleteSEXUAL CHOCOLATE!
ReplyDeletePlease don't lead into an "Everybody in the locker room comes out one-by-one to cut a promo" segment.
ReplyDeleteWould Mark Henry's entrance have the same effect if it was "Sexualllllllllllll....".
ReplyDeleteOh Mark, you'll never live that one down.
ReplyDeleteMark. Murder him. No one will prosecute you, I promise.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO...okay, Cena is actually funny right now
ReplyDelete"Dont pay attention to them" Haha
ReplyDeleteMizark shoulda decked him after he turned his back
ReplyDeleteHow did Henry not crack up at Cena's "sex with chocolate" line?
ReplyDeleteUh, what?
ReplyDeleteNow they're chanting for Ryback????
ReplyDeleteI'm confused as to why the crowd loves Ryback so much.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll give it to'em.
ReplyDeleteTry as they might to kill off Ryback, people still seem to be behind him.
It didn't last long.
ReplyDeleteI thought they were both going to crack.
ReplyDeleteOkay, the crowd isn't cool anymore. Really? Luger? I mean, Ryback?
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaand no one cares what this crowd does from this point forward....good work lol
ReplyDeleteLooks like someone is going to get their ass kicked.
ReplyDeleteMark Henry has stinky breath apparently.
ReplyDeleteTAG TEAM MATCH, PLAYA
ReplyDeleteIt's called acting. Cena clearly needs some lessons in that.
ReplyDeleteBoo to Booker.
ReplyDelete"The breath of a thousand asses." Dear lord, who wrote that line
ReplyDeleteThat isn't Teddy Long you racist
ReplyDeleteHE USED THAT LINE IN A BATTLE RAP AGAINST BIG SHOW
ReplyDeleteNo, since when do WRESTLERS get to make their own matches? That'd be WACKY!
ReplyDeleteI didn't think it was funny at all.
ReplyDeleteA LONG TIME AGO
ReplyDelete^ Couldn't compliment a hilarious improv line...had to be a cunt instead....
ReplyDeletePLUS ONE GUY!
When did Booker T become Raw GM?? Where is Vicki?
ReplyDeleteWow, Rock getting no love at all...
ReplyDeleteWE NEED AUTHORITY FIGURES TO ENABLE EVERYTHING BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY WE'VE DONE IT SINCE 1998
ReplyDeleteHere's Booker T to make a decision about a show and title of which he's not in charge.
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