I was attempting to explain to my 13 year old son the origins of "oh, TAG". Obviously I was very disappointed to not be able to just search "Lita Oh Tag" on YouTube. Links? Anyone?
Pretty sure it was 2004 or so, but beyond that I'm pretty foggy on the origins.
April 22, 2002: http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/video_reviews/31266ReplyDelete
Regal rules it
Damn! Mr. Regal was pretty damn prescient with that little prediction, though he forgot to mention Mr. Copeland.ReplyDelete
Great find! I'd forgotten that Lita actually tagged him while saying "Oh, TAG". If they must have a general manager character, Regal would always be a good choice.ReplyDelete
I'm more of an "Oh Burn" phrase myself.ReplyDelete
The F5 described as a "Helicopter Bomber" is kinda fun. I enjoy pinpointing when someone makes a move so dominant it's becomes renamed.ReplyDelete
I prefer "Oh,, SHIT!" myself.ReplyDelete
That Matt Hardy face is awesome. It's like a Halloween mask.ReplyDelete
I imagine that's how Lita switched partners backstage, like she'd finish blowing Edge then go up to Nick Dinsmore and yell OH TAG! and then he got to plow her for the next week.ReplyDelete
OH OH, OH-OH-OHReplyDelete
The CHarles Wright stuff!
Another article written on my blog on WWE's current state. Mostly free-written, so the argument might be a little sloppy.
Seriously? I mean...slut-shaming...really?ReplyDelete
*shines spotlight on Vince McMahon in the audience*ReplyDelete
Well when you told me you were jobbing,
I would not lend a hand.
I've seen your face before my friend.
A vanilla midget with a sprayed on tan.
Well I was there and I saw what you did,
I saw it with my own two eyes,
So you can wipe off your grin, I know where you've been,
This broski sees through your lies.
And I can feel me, buried on the air tonight, OH LORD.
Getting over without permission's not alright, OH LORD...
If the e-mail was about Edge, then I would've run with that, like how Edge probably took Lita from Matt via MITB cash-in.ReplyDelete
Was that joke going to be funny?ReplyDelete
Team Xtreme were assholes.ReplyDelete
Upvote, dananananana UpvoteReplyDelete
How did he shame her? He just said that Lita blew a lot of dudes.ReplyDelete
In fact, she's blowing me as I type this.
So how long do I have to stay awake and keep refreshing before the RAW rant comes out?ReplyDelete
If it's good enough for Dan Aykroyd, then it's good enough for me.ReplyDelete
I don't know what he thought of it, I don't know what happened... but it sucks and he hated it.ReplyDelete
In its extended form, had I used it, of course. I'm very funny.ReplyDelete
OHHHHHHHHHH RADIOOOOOOOO TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOWReplyDelete
'Cause she's an UP.... VOOOTEReplyDelete
Yeah I do, and they're all whores.ReplyDelete
You mean like Billy Gunn?ReplyDelete
They weren't totally awesome.ReplyDelete
Are you upset because BDSM is calling Lita a slut? Cuz thats what she is...
She was with Matt, Matt got injured and she turned around and fucked Edge on the road.
Nobody forced the dicks in her mouth. She chose to fuck around. It got public, she deserves her scrutiny. Now its years later, im sure no one is wagging their fingers at her in 2013. BDSM is having some fun at her expense.
Lighten the fuck up. its jokes.
Here comes the masculine feminist butt hurt...ReplyDelete
Trying to hard with this one...ReplyDelete
This guy gets it.ReplyDelete
Yeah I was going to say something similiar, had she broken up with Matt and then started screwing Edge then Phrederic would have a point. But she was still in a relationship with Matt when she was sleeping with Edge. That is both slutty and shameful behavior.ReplyDelete
Right. And let's not forget the reputation she earned in Mexico before joining WWF. She IS a Slut, not that there is anything wrong with that.ReplyDelete
actually, he doesn't.ReplyDelete
Eat my ass.ReplyDelete
White knights are great fun, are they not?ReplyDelete
Yeah but fuck, does anyone really blame Lita for cheating on Matt Hardy, the world's oldest emo kid? I mean, it was almost called for.ReplyDelete
I really do get it, and it's not like guys blame other guys for going behind their girls' backs and keeping their infidelity a secret to avoid hurting their feelings.
Should Lita have broken up with him before laying down with the clearly superior man? Absolutely. But a lot of the free world is guilty of this, and breaking up beforehand hardly makes it feel better for the 'cheatee'.
But then you have these butthurt people who claim we're sexist or "slut-shamers" for pointing out the fact she's a whore. Folks, we're just calling a spade a spade. She was a ho before she was with Matt, and it doesn't make people feel less about her as a person. If anything, anyone calling us sexist are WORSE because they hate us making fun of a girl who has a lot of sex, you know, as if it were a disability or an affliction.
God bless Lita, and God bless hos.
how don't i?ReplyDelete
Just because you decide to put the pussy on a pedestal dont mean i should.
If you wanna praise Lita for cheating on her dude and anoint her for sainthood go right ahead, ill be back in the back vilifying her because she is the one with questionable morals, not me.
nothing wrong with that...ReplyDelete
she fucked El Dandy... and you know where im going with this.
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?!ReplyDelete
I get Phrederic's point but I think Fuj gets it right. She was and is a a slut. Although that Cryme Tyme thing when she left the company was over the line.ReplyDelete
If we're talking about wrestling treating women poorly, we can talk about Molly Holly, Trish Stratus, Vicky Guerrero and Mickie James being degraded by WWE.
i saw nothing wrong with it... she was a heel.ReplyDelete
now the piggie james deal or Molly Holly having a fat ass? thats just shameful. but its wrestling so i dont start raising a tizzy.
i understand why ppl would given the anti-bullying stance the company has and them comin off ass hypocrites, but this the wwe we are talkin about.
nothing they do shocks me after 25 years of being a fan.
I'm on your side Phrederic. I'm surprised at the negative responses though. :-/ReplyDelete
And who are we to doubt El Dandy?ReplyDelete
Let's not forget that when Edge started sleeping with Lita, he was also married. In reality, Edge is just as big a hoe bag.ReplyDelete
Lita cheated on Matt with Edge. That's one thing, you know?ReplyDelete
The real problem might be the fact that she seems incapable of doing ANYTHING without having her boyfriend also do the same thing.
When it's wrestling, she's dating a wrestler who is roughly equal to her place in the business. When she's in a band? Has to be banging a guy also in the band.
In fairness, Beth Phoenix did the exact same thing.
Wow, can't even type the whole thing in... you are a shell of your former self just trying to hang on to your spot.ReplyDelete
He is a guy. That is totally acceptable behavior... besides when one has the opportunity to fuck Lita one fuck's Lita regardless of one's marital status.ReplyDelete
Eh, I call bullshit on that. Lita was dating the emotional equivalent of a high school sophomore. Edge was married, had the ceremony and everything. He's probably a bigger douchebag in this scenario than Lita is.ReplyDelete
She cheated on one boyfriend.ReplyDelete
Have you always remained faithful? You've never strayed?
Look, I don't think sleeping around is a morally bad thing, it's your own life, right?ReplyDelete
But there is a line between demeaning something and making jokes about something, and I believe a lot of people cross that line when talking about Lita. Especially when they speak reverently of Punk/Batista. It's a double-standard, and a sexist one at that.
Not all gay jokes are Sam Kinison gay jokes.
No I have not always been faithful and yes i have strayed throughout my life but there is a difference between Lita and myself.As much as I delude myself into thinking so, I am not famous like she is and with that price of fame comes a certain amount of being a role model. as much as she may or may not want to be a she is a role model for little girls around the world.ReplyDelete
She even had a young AJ crying in front of her and Im sure thats not the first time it has happened.
So with that price of fame you have to take the good with the bad.
I felt bad for Matt becayse he honestly was in love with that girl. He was a sucker for love but havent we all been once or twice and he reacted anyways a jilted lover would act and put her on blast.
He wanted to show the world that this chick who is a role for so many and worshipped by so many had demons herself and strayed from her relationship. i dont condone it but its not my relationship.
Once it was put out there, there was no turning back.
But alas that was in 2005 8 years ago. Nobody is shaming her for jumping another dick at this point. Its over and done with. Its a joke now. Im sure none of the BoD cares anymore but as Parallax said, here comes the masculine feminist to brow beat us over an 8 year old joke. I mean why are you still holding onto it? I mean if you lover Lita like that, its cool, but the rest of us are gonna take her for what she is. A hoe.
Would I still fuck? Hell yea. I'd strap up of course, but Im gonna beat it up if given the chance. Ive fucked WAYYYYY WORSE in my day. But at the end of the day it is what it is...
This is from one hoe to another, Get at me Lita.
What if I made a joke about the Mysterio/Eddie WrestleMania match sucking because of some bad Habaneros?ReplyDelete
Or if I made a joke about Booker T getting injured trying to steal somebodies VCR. Or he hurt it lifting watermelons?
Or if I made a joke about how if Kanyon broke into the business a little bit early he could've gotten the Goldust gimmick.
We as a society acknowledge that racism and homophobia are bad (well, most of us) but you can pretty much make any joke you want about women being weaker/dumber/less-talented than men and it's just "comedy".
We as a society can only tolerate women if they're attractive...but they can't act like they're attractive. Women should be constantly available for sex, but God help them if they enjoy it.
Call me a militant feminist if you want...I'm not, but I'll gladly take the side of human respect and civil rights over the dude-bros laughing in a bar at the very idea of gender equality.
There's a place for blue humor. But that isn't constantly and all the time. The bigot can be seen as a comedic figure of ridicule...but only if that bigotry is not the norm.
Im all for women enjoying sex.
If they are single, they can fuck whoever they want. I do it when Im single.
Its only when she was with Matt and fucked around on him with Edge is when its bad. and she got her shit ruined. I did that as well and got trashed for it as well.
Theres no double standard for me.
But time heals all wounds and Im sure all parties considered have moved on and can laugh about it. Maybe they cant.
I sure as hell can laugh abt my younger days.
I sure as her can laugh abt Edge gettin some snizz on the side, Lita being a whore and Matt being a pussy about it all.
You don't even know what the line is, do you?ReplyDelete
"[...]You can pretty much make any joke you want about women being weaker/dumber/less-talented than men and it's just "comedy"."ReplyDelete
Excuse me while I simultaneously laugh and vomit in the disgust from your lies which taint this forum with falsehoods.
Treating women as if they're dumb pieces of shit in the workplace will get you fired. The husband is always the idiot in the sitcoms, not the women. There are probably more female comedians now than there ever were (not that they're funny worth a shit, but the point stands). Many men in numerous forms of show business can easily be fired, if not suspended or fined, for anything doing anything deemed sexist.
You're egregiously full of shit. Next time you want to bitch about an innocent joke on some innocuous forum, try to not be completely full of shit and consider the fact that nobody wants to listen to some self-righteous douche-nozzle.
I take your feminist butthurt and wipe my feces with it.
No. I'm not saying I don't mess up ever, or that I know everything. But that's why we live in a society, so other people can catch our shit and call us on it.ReplyDelete
Yeah, it's really difficult to be a man these days.ReplyDelete
Get your head out of your ass.
Okay, then I'll point out how retarded your thoughts are whenever you post like that.ReplyDelete
It may not be difficult, but it sure ain't as cushy as being a woman!ReplyDelete
If you don't think so, then talk to a guy who's been through a divorce or two.
You're an unfunny gimmick poster, I'm really not scared.ReplyDelete
What's the gimmick, making you look like shit?ReplyDelete