Hey, guys. Thanks for all those who've been sending in questions. For those who haven't, the address is caliberw@hotmail.com. For today's question, we've got one that I've had in the reserves for a while, and I'm interested in finding out what everyone says.
Your last meal. You're on death-row. Why? Well, let's say you saw two people fighting at a sporting event and you broke it up. Anyway, what's the meal? You get the main course, beverage, and desert.
For your boy, it's gonna be a large, extra cheese pizza from Dominos, a liter of Wal-Mart brand OJ [I don't know what it is, but they make the best], and for dessert it's gonna be a Cinnabon cinnamon roll.
How say you?
Your last meal. You're on death-row. Why? Well, let's say you saw two people fighting at a sporting event and you broke it up. Anyway, what's the meal? You get the main course, beverage, and desert.
For your boy, it's gonna be a large, extra cheese pizza from Dominos, a liter of Wal-Mart brand OJ [I don't know what it is, but they make the best], and for dessert it's gonna be a Cinnabon cinnamon roll.
How say you?
Thanksgiving dinner. I want some turkey, stuffing, mashed potato's, sweet potato's, all drowning in my grandmothers homemade gravy. To drink...vodka. Lots and lots of vodka. Or Coke Zero if prison won't let me have booze.
ReplyDeleteSecond choice...A protein shake. Girl's gotta keep her figure.
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ReplyDeletehttp://kingsausage.deviantart.com/art/Iron-Fist-after-Bill-Sienkiewicz-379051047
I took your advice and got a deviant art account.
Scrambled Eggs. Because thats what I do
ReplyDeleteWhat's your favorite brand of protein?
ReplyDeleteIt's funny I think about this a lot. Subconsciously I think I realize my life ends on death row.
ReplyDeleteI'd go with an In N Out Burger(3x3 with extra, extra, extra spread), Starbucks chilled frappuccino Mocha drink, and a Mrs. Fields Chocolate Chip cookie.
I almost chose my special made muscle-chow of bacon & egg pitas. I scramble up about 3 whole eggs & 3 egg whites, along with 3-4 strips of pre-cooked bacon, and stuff it in two 8-grain pita halves. Fucking delicious.
ReplyDeleteOptimum Nutrition. And you got the protein shake reference it's awesome.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think with my love of comics & martial arts that I'd be all about Iron Fist, but I never followed him. Good stuff, glad to see you finally got a DA account. I look forward to some new stuff.
ReplyDeleteWell, her's was Slim Fast. Slim Fast taste like chalk.
ReplyDeleteMan, I was so happy to see her freaking out over dying finally. I hated her. I'm 3 eps away from finishing the series. Fucking Shillinger better get it, and get it bad.
My favorite brand is Six-Star whey isolate. It's micronized, so it mixes instantly with absolutely no clumps. For weight-gaining, I use to love ISO-MASS. But then I became lactose intolerant, and had to wave that good buy.
yeah, i never liked him solo, but i saw these two ads with power man iron fist in my Xmen comics, i had to draw them both.
ReplyDeleteThe only time I've ever read any Iron Fist was when he appeared in Bendis' Daredevil. It did lead to one of my favorite images though
ReplyDeleteYeah I guess it was slim fast. It was pretty funny the matter of fact way she ratted out the guard though. Let me know what you think of the ending though.
ReplyDeleteThat Joker drawing is fantastic. Had no idea you could draw but you just gained a fan pal!
ReplyDeleteChicken katsu curry don
ReplyDeleteSpicy shrimp
Bottle of orange tango
Fuck me im hungry
Depends, cuz the Missus did a joker piece as well.
ReplyDeleteRegardless thank you.
In reality I probably wouldn't be able to eat because I'd be too anxious, nervous, etc.
ReplyDeleteBut if I could eat, Popeyes and Chipotle.
Spanish omelette with black beans
ReplyDeleteLamb korma with chicken satay
Meatloaf with sriracha subbed for catsup
1 glass Laphroaig
2 litres Sun Drop
Dessert: rhubarb pie
I'm going out FULL. I pity whoever has to clean the chair.
My Mom's seafood Paella.
ReplyDeleteCold Beer.
Cheesecake.
Pizza from the dominoes Lawler ordered from, if it never arrives I won't die right??
ReplyDeleteBut seriously I love short soup
Jambalaya, but only if I can make it myself. Motherfuckers wouldn't know what they were doing.
ReplyDeleteCoke Zero or Pepsi Max.
A whole gallon of Reese's Peanut Butter Cup ice cream by Breyer's.
It seemed to me HBO really screwed up Oz on DVD. I never watched the show on TV but the DVDs were missing multiple scenes because sometimes there would be flashbacks to previous episodes, things I never saw. Crazy good show, but I don't think I'd ever watch it again.
ReplyDeleteMain course: Either this one really specific steak I had at a truck stop that was so good I almost went insane, and I'd want it to be huge, or a two foot sushi rainbow roll going from salmon to tuna to yellow tail to eel to shrimp, with a solid crab meat core.
ReplyDeleteDessert: Either pancakes from my own recipe (it's an old German recipe) or Oreo balls. They're like an entire bag's worth of Oreo deliciousness compressed into a sphere of dark matter. I'd dip them in Nutella.
Beverage: Mexican Coke, with free refills.
Cajun flavoured chicken, chips and stuffed crust meat feast pizza. Dessert would be a mountain of vanilla and strawberry ice cream. Might as well be a fat bastard cause I won't be suffering in the morning. To drink I'll have some ice cold Pepsi twist.
ReplyDeleteWould you really want to live forever on death row? I'd rather get it over with.
ReplyDeleteThere's a certain brand of cheesecake I've found at Safeway & Wal-Mart. It comes pre-cut and is in the bakery section as opposed to the frozen desserts. Anyway, it's the best I've ever had. Insanely good. Like, so good you wake up in the morning and think it'd be pretty awesome to have a piece.
ReplyDeleteI've never had Mexican Coke. They create it with actual sugar or something to that effect, no?
ReplyDeleteYes, it's made with real cane sugar rather than High Fructose Corn Syrup. Worth a try and definitely good, but they seem to disappear really quickly, which is a shame considering what they cost.
ReplyDeleteSteak, made by Anderson Silva's wife... medium rare.
ReplyDelete'I've never had Mexican Coke.'
ReplyDeletei totally read that ina different contact cause i didnt see what you were replyin' to
your name is misleading this case
ReplyDeletebut still awesome
my pops sirloin wrapped in bacon, medium rare
ReplyDeletemy moms beer bread
steamed or grilled asparagus (not dbry's dog)
plenty of hollandaise sauce for everything
warm rum cake with vanilla ice cream
OR
my moms tgiving dinner plus assorted desserts
i was always weirded out by iron fists tights that stopped at mid shin and what look like ballet slippers
ReplyDeleteEh, I've only done coke once. And it sucked. I hate stimulants.
ReplyDelete'cept the stimulatin' discussion here on the blog o' doom
ReplyDeletei had some of the mexican non-union equivalent of mt dew a few weeks ago and it was amazing
ReplyDeleteSeaweed Salad, two spicy salmon rolls and a california roll from Hamachi House (sushi), on ---> MORRIS STREET, HALIFAX, NOVA SCOTIA
ReplyDeleteA can of diet mug root beer.
4 subway macademia nut cookies.
All over the board I know, but like the current pop hit says, I don't care...I love it.
I love all forms of cheesecake, it's my one of my vices. I'll give your recommendation a try.
ReplyDeleteA 22-ounce ribeye steak cooked medium rare, garlic mashed potatoes and roast asparagus. To drink, a bottle of 2004 vintage Cloudline pinot noir. For dessert, Sofia Vergara, naked and ready.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
Beef Bourgignoun. From a good French Restaurant. Preceded by Escargots and/or Clams Casino.
ReplyDeletemmrngghme i think it might be better than being dead...maybe? i dunno. If I believed in an afterlife then this would all be a lot easier
ReplyDelete"For dessert, Sofia Vergara, naked and ready."
ReplyDeleteWILLYOUKEEPGOING?!?
She's so hot the only word I can use to describe it is "ridiculous".
ReplyDeleteNorwegian rack of lamb with a burgundy wine sauce
ReplyDeleteWild rice
Rolls from Golden Corral ducking smothered in honey butter
Sweet tea
Pecan pie
Something that will make me violently shit once my soul has exited my body.
ReplyDeleteOne of those platters of shrimp you see at parties, a magnum of Grey Goose, and we can forget dessert seeing as how I'll be dead after chugging 1.5 litres of vodka in about 5 minutes. Fuck that shit, I'm going out on my own terms.
ReplyDeleteWhy would I be on death row for breaking up a fight?
You broke up the fight by killing (and then raping because you're a sick fuck!) both participants. I hope you're proud of yourself, mister.
ReplyDeleteSomehow looks better in her 40s than in her 20s.
ReplyDeleteIt's a joke from The Office. Although not death row, jail.
ReplyDeleteI agree. When I saw her for the first time a few years ago, I thought "She looks like the Spanish girl from the first episode of season 4 of Entourage, but hotter." Then it turns out it was her.
ReplyDeleteThe Mexican Cokes are excellent. Real sugar, not corn syrup. I could do without any Mexican coc though. Bad drug.
ReplyDeleteYou wanted to get married?
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Which is why I'd want free refills.
ReplyDeleteMacaroni n cheese with chili, shredded cheddar, and sliced up hot dogs, with some Mt Dew and a hot fudge sundae for dessert.
ReplyDeleteAnchovy pan pizza OR a really good ribeye, medium rare. Cherry coke zero or a diet peach snapple. I'll take ice cream or carrot cake for dessert (I'm not fancy).
ReplyDeleteAlso a nail file to break out of jail. I'm not stupid!
Anchovy pizzas rock.
ReplyDeleteThreadjack! Speaking of Death Row, looks like the XBone is trying hard to get off it by reversing all of their polices regarding DRM.
ReplyDeletehttp://kotaku.com/microsoft-is-removing-xbox-one-drm-514390310
A McRib and a Shamrock Shake.
ReplyDeleteI was seeing on MSNBC's Lockup that they don't really do last meals anymore. People were abusing the concept by ordering elephant steak and such. Violent criminals with nothing left to lose making a mockery of things; who would've guessed?
ReplyDeleteNot to be a buzzkill or anything, I'll play along. Lobster, a nice stout beer and Baked Alaska.
Yeah, and why did Teddy Long care if Big E took his burger. He had another perfectly good one sitting RIGHT THERE! There was even a close up of it at the start of the scene on Smackdown.
ReplyDeleteA gallon of ice cream and diet soda. Lol. I do it too. But why are you drinking diet soda minutes before your demise? At that point I'd go Classic Coke.
ReplyDeletecoke zero is the real thing babee.
ReplyDeletenot family enough with cherry coke zero, wanna say it still feels "diety" to me, but regular ol coke zero is the tits
id like to see ryan shamrock's shake.
ReplyDeleteit brings all the xpacs to the yard
i bet you like, dont sleep the night before.
ReplyDeleteits an early morning deal, and youre all like 'no, gimme 5 more minutes, i'm tired!'
i wonder if they have like a last wank.
i also get the feeling itd be nice if your last poop* is a really good one where you feel 5 lbs lighter
*last poop while alive, not the one you have when you die
hey i wanted to say this while watching raw but forgot but caliber mang talking about dominoes made think something:
ReplyDeleteif that patrick dude who runs dominoes ever disappears, i think they oughta look at that manager as the prime suspect.
especially if it happens on a thurs
You're getting food from Halifax and don't spring for the donair?
ReplyDeleteFor shame, Sir!
I actually like the flavor of diet drinks, moreso than the regular these days.
ReplyDeleteDelmonico steak with a peppercorn au jus, shrimp scampi alfredo, wild mushroom risotto with spinach puree, fried cabbage noodles, and corn on the cob with salt and honey butter, mixed berry cheesecake for dessert with Kona coffee light organic cream, pumpkin spice, and confectioners sugar. I know most prisons don't alow alcohol with a last meal, but if they did, a bottle of 70s or older Courvosier. If not, some locally grown artisanal sparkling grape juice.
ReplyDeleteFWIW I wouldn't eat Dominoes for my first meal, let alone my last.
Eight ounce sirloin cooked medium, asparagus, lobster pie, garlic mashed, two jumbo cocktail shrimp and a brownie sundae for dessert
ReplyDeleteThreadjack: RIP James Gandolfini
ReplyDeleteYou see because they don't have McRib and the Shamrock Shake at the same time! ZING~!
ReplyDeleteAlthough in Texas they seem to have the McRib year round.
As a man who loves Rib, I feel the McRib is a crime against humanity.
The Sopranos theme is turned all the way the fuck up.
ReplyDeleteBig thick Milk Shake.
ReplyDeleteIn lieu of a last meal, I would rather make a request as to how I would like to die: bullet to the brain in my sleep, without telling me in advance the night it will be done.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what James Gandolfini ate.
ReplyDeleteDominos? And its a cheese pizza...smh that's awful dude
ReplyDeleteThe gabagool!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd eat 100 hits of acid and wash it down with 800mg of oxy and bindle of dope. I don't think I'd have much of an appetite for food if I was being executed in hours.
ReplyDelete"I ordered something for the table" :(
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go eat some onion rings in tribute. Great actor
"You don't shit where you eat. And you certainly don't shit where *I* eat."
ReplyDeleteSad day.
McRib - fuck yeah
ReplyDeletePerversely, they can't kill you if you're too sick...
ReplyDeleteThe Indian food that gave him the shits from Season two?
ReplyDeleteCan't upvote this enough.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? That's pretty hysterical.
ReplyDeleteThere was a hyperobese man on death row in a state that lets the cojdemned choose from one of several forms of execution. He chose hanging, then successfully argued that, with his weight, there was a clear danger that the procedure would decapitate him before he died, which would be cruel and unusual punishment, so they couldn't execute him as a result.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one that thought The Mexican was a good movie? He was great in that, and in The Last Castle.
ReplyDeleteR.I.P.
Some comedian (Carlin, maybe) did a bit about how when people are executed by lethal injection they still wipe down the spot where they're going to put in the IV with the alcohol pad, like the guy is going to be alive long enough to get an infection. He has a point...
ReplyDeleteI looooove the last castle, and he's great in it. Definitely showed some acting range going from Tony to that warden
ReplyDeletecheese, stupid. but dominos is pretty good. especially since they changed their pizzas about a year ago or so. of course i don't live near any homemade pizza places or anything but their new crust is tasty.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of fast food but if someone had a hot pizza from there I wouldn't say no to slice (assuming it wasn't a cheese pizza). However if its for your last meal it seems like you oughta get a real pizza.
ReplyDeleteSee I live in the world capital of neighborhood pizza joints, and to me all the chain places are just horrible. Even the worst two-bit local pizza shithole blows away anything from Dominos, Pizza Hut, Papa John's or anything else. Though Uno is damn close.
ReplyDeleteA DQ Blizzard
ReplyDeleteI've only done acid once, and it was a blast. oxy? Yeah, when I was young I did that more times than their are stars in the sky.
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