Tonight, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson will make his TNA debut. Also, more information about who will be in the Bound for Glory Series. The only announced match is a six-man tag, featuring James Storm & Gunner & Chris Sabin vs. Bobby Roode & Austin Aries & Kenny King.
Shut up Taz.
ReplyDeleteDidn't think there was anyway I'd be watching Impact after attending Slammiversary. But then they went and signed Rampage. You've got two hours, TNA.
ReplyDeleteYou know Hogan's going in their "hall"
ReplyDelete"Son of a B" OH TAG!
ReplyDeleteEdgy!
ReplyDeleteBrother brother dude dude brother
ReplyDeleteHogan has em fired up tonight.
ReplyDeleteNo so popular out of the Impact are we Jeffy?
ReplyDeletePlease leave Rob Terry and Wes Brisco out of the BFG series
ReplyDeleteNervous that are gonna crap on the BFG series by filling it with turds like Doc, Terry and Gunner.
ReplyDeleteHell any member of A&8...hopefully they won't be since Bully is champ.
ReplyDeleteWell, this match reeks of ratings-desperation. I don't see who this benefits. If Hardy jobs, he's lost three times in a row to Bully; thereby neutering one of the BFG series kayfabe-favorites. If Bully jobs, he looks even weaker after needing the kitchen sink to beat 54-year-old Sting on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteHEISENBERG!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm calling Aces run in.
ReplyDeleteLikewise.
ReplyDeleteWhat did Chavo teach Hernandez? How to silence an audience?
ReplyDeleteAs I'm sure most people noticed.. ODB just doesn't fit in with the other knockouts.
ReplyDeleteField should be Aries, Roode, Angle, Storm, AJ, Hardy, Joe, Daniels, Magnus, Kaz, Anderson, and Parks/Abyss. Unfortunately we already have Chavo/Hernandez, and Gut Check-douche.
ReplyDeleteFUCK YES! They're finally breaking up Los Stereotypes.
ReplyDeleteDidn't read Slammiversary results. Gunnar is a tag champ??? Fuck that guy.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I don't get why people hate him. Good look, not awful, and he's not Chavo Guerreo.
ReplyDeleteTito Santana>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chavo
ReplyDeleteI just wish Homicide would come out and help Hernandez murder Chavo.
ReplyDeleteThat should be how we judge if a guy sucks or not: is he Chavo Guerreo?
ReplyDeleteI was going to say let Hernandez have a singles run but the guy has no charisma. Another LAX reunion is probably the best thing for him.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I still don't see who that benefits.
ReplyDeleteBecause he's a nobody that the company is in love with because of his size. He has no charisma and sucks in the ring. And he takes TV time that could be better spent on at least 20 other workers in the company.
ReplyDeleteOh and he has a shitty WWE Style one word name.
Nobody. Just a ratings grab.
ReplyDeleteGlad Chavo did the job.
ReplyDeleteDoes he really suck? I don't think the guy's ever wrestled a match over five minutes while in TNA. I say give him another push. If it works, great; if not, no harm done.
ReplyDeleteThose two dont work well together
ReplyDeleteIn any capacity.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, how did Simon Diamond get that fat
ReplyDeleteWell, Dawn Marie certainly isn't giving him any exercise anymore.
ReplyDeleteHell, Hunico > Chavo
ReplyDeleteFrom the looks of her lately, she's not getting too much either.
ReplyDeleteHe's fine in the ring but is void of charisma
ReplyDeleteShocked as well. Is Dixie or Prichard or Hogan or Bischoff's love affair with him over?
ReplyDeleteOr use him to put over some guys and if he makes them look good THEN give him a shot.
ReplyDeleteI know someone complained about all the tats and beards in TNA but I have to disagree. I like the fact that most of the roster looks like they'd be willing to stab a dude with a broken beer bottle during a fight in some shitty dive bar. Separates the company from WWE's fitness models, and reminds me of the clear difference in talent between JCP/NWA and the WWF.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing he's fine at is sucking Hogan's DIIIIIICK!
ReplyDeleteIs it inbred night in this arena or something?
ReplyDeleteJoe Park > Abyss
ReplyDeleteRampage has Junkyard Dog's chain. Maybe he should just do a millennium remake of the character.
ReplyDeleteGrab them cakes!
ReplyDeletei know they cant recapture that magic, but bringing Konnan back wouldnt hurt either.
ReplyDeletePark WORKS like an uncoordinated rookie....really amazing.
ReplyDeleteWell it IS Atlanta.
ReplyDeleteI also love the tracksuit. It's obviously there to cover up his tattoos, but it also makes sense from a character perspective.
ReplyDeleteI used to think Abyss bumped too much for a guy his size, but it's perfect for Joseph Park
ReplyDeleteMan he used to fuck Dawn Marie, I was totally in love with that woman in 99.
ReplyDeleteShe wouldnt give up the details in her RF shoot, but who was she having an affair with on the road? ANybody?
she looks bad?
ReplyDeletePix?
ABYSS SMASH
ReplyDeleteIf Slammiversary was any indication, TNA is a traveling inbred-circus.
ReplyDeletePark looks like he was bleeding strawberry jelly.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Konnan in really bad health?
ReplyDeleteI saw some a year or so ago and she was big. Addressed it in an interview, said something about how after depriving her body for so long once she stopped intense diet and workout she packed on the pounds...she used to be my favorite too. Al Wilson knew what was up ;)
ReplyDeleteFIVE POINTS BRO!
ReplyDeleteas of 2011 he is doing better after the kidney thing. he went back to mexico and got serviced i believe.
ReplyDeletesued TNA and they settled so im sure he aint coming back.
Plus since Pena died, Im thinking he is booking AAA now.
Five points, bro!!!
ReplyDeleteRobbie E is a pretty good character.
ReplyDeletedamn such a shame.
ReplyDeleteShe was a total hottie, but I loved the ditsy airhead gimmick.
see: Maria in 05.
Great comedic undercard heel. There's nothing wrong that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, perfectly serviceable "enhancement talent".
ReplyDeleteIve been saying this for years.
ReplyDeleteHe should have had the TV title and honky tonked the fuck out of it.
and his Youtube show is straight fucking gold.
I still think there's mileage in Robbie E and Jesse Godderz as a tag team.
ReplyDeletedefinitely.
ReplyDeleteI'm ready for Joe in WWE. He's spinning his wheels in TNA
ReplyDeleteHe'd make for a nice foil for Sabin in the X-division too.
ReplyDeleteKurt! Good choice, did a hell of a lot more for TNA than Hogan.
ReplyDeleteYou saw it. Umaga.
ReplyDeleteWell, since THAT ship has "sailed", get out the faux tattoo face paint and take on Bryan to open Hour 5 of Raw
ReplyDeleteI missed heel Mickie. This could be fun.
ReplyDeleteVelvet does look healthy to me.
ReplyDeleteThey should show WWE footage with a disclaimer across the middle like in the new Arrested Development episodes
ReplyDeleteSmart for TNA to induct guys not in the WWE hall.
ReplyDeleteECW Ditsy Dawn Marie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WWE New Jersey girl Dawn Marie.
ReplyDeleteRampage Prediction #1: Aces come out to recruit him.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Angle comes out to headbutt him like he did to Joe.
ReplyDeleteIs there heat with Jarrett? I mean, I'm not the guys biggest fan, but he probably should've been the first guy in, much less not top two.
ReplyDeleteI find it funny that TNA can have two solid storylines within their women's division at the same time where as the WWE hasnt had one in several months
ReplyDeleteLike I said, a stable of Robbie/Pectacular/Joey Ryan is comedy gold.
ReplyDeleteHe banged Kurt's wife before the ink was dry on their divorce
ReplyDeleteSince WWE has been looking at Orlando as a physical location for their Hall of Fame, does TNA use a truck stop off 65 somewhere near Nashville?
ReplyDeleteI knew that, I just didn't realize Kurt had that much stroke.
ReplyDeleteCan't they just use Hogan's new restaurant?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I guess that even Dixie doesn't want anything to do wiith him.
ReplyDeleteAnd have punch drunk Kurt greet customers and tell them stories?
ReplyDeleteSame thing if the reviews are to be believed.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that TNA would end up being a collection of bandanas Hogan wore over the last three years.
ReplyDeleteI heard the Angles were close with the Carters. Then the Jeff thing happens, Karen and Jeff are gone, Kurt is in the Hall. Pretty obvious what happened.
ReplyDeleteAnd red and yellow hospital gowns.
ReplyDeleteRampage is awesome.
ReplyDeleteCrap music. Should have the ominous chain clanking theme from UFC.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm getting caught up. Only thing I've seen so far was Samoa Joe finishing off Robbie E. Not a bad thing to tune in to.
ReplyDeleteShy Ronnie....speak up
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm interested.
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell is Borash not in the booth?
ReplyDeleteIt's more that Dixie asked Jeff at the time whether there was anything going on between Karen and himself and he said there wasn't. So he outright lied to Dixie which is why she basically wants nothing to do with him in TNA at the moment.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's not a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteDoes way too much stuff back stage.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't want to be. He has his hand in a ton of shit backstage. Too much work.
ReplyDeleteRampage already has the best staredown in wrestling. Dude looks a thousand times more comfortable than King Mo in there.
ReplyDeleteTyson/Austin that was not.
ReplyDeleteRampage needs to work on promos, but his face sold the match.
ReplyDeleteShe was the kind of woman that could look 9.9... or 4.9 if the camera angle was bad.
ReplyDelete(Old Raw Deal card I have makes her look like a witch. And not in any good way.)
He's got that prison twitch/sniff working for him
ReplyDeleteNothing is dude.
ReplyDeleteOkay, well hire someone(s) else for that shit, and put him in a position to help the product more.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean Hardy's not a part of the BFG Series? Because that would make me happy.
ReplyDeleteAngle is a great first feud for Rampage. Can blend MMA with Pro Wrestling.
ReplyDeleteWorld War Z bombs...you heard it here first.
ReplyDeleteThat was about the best way they could've introduced Rampage...but it was still missing something. It didn't feel 'big' enough. One thing WWE always crushes.
ReplyDeleteAnd as strange as it may be... Jarrett still deserves to make TNA's Hall of Fame before Angle IMO.
ReplyDeleteGood or bad, TNA might not exist without him (and daddy Jerry) today.
All I could find was this:
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Nothing TNA does feels big.
ReplyDeleteActually the Joe/Angle feud was done well.
ReplyDeleteHire those people with the money from firing Taz.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind Anderson as VP. He's been almost good in his role in Aces.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree, including the 'almost'. I'm loathe to give him any credit, but he's been pretty awesome Bully's unhinged sidekick.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Anderson's won me over.
ReplyDelete"Does that mean I'm VP?"
Storm and Gunner with matching tights? Another winner.
ReplyDeleteI guess Aries' cape has been suspended.
ReplyDeleteHe's the only Aces member not named Bully I give a crap about, so that's something.
ReplyDeleteRhett Titus must be crying into his welfare check right now.
ReplyDeleteI can't argue with this.
ReplyDeleteDownvote for no cape.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Tall Bearded Guy in Skull Cap?
ReplyDeleteWhich one??
ReplyDeleteThe third one from the left.
ReplyDeleteThis is the one thing that TNA does that I like: They take two wrestlers that aren't doing anything and put them in a team.
ReplyDeleteI hope Kenny dropping the X-title was because he's moving on up. I'd like him to get a nice long reign as TV champ, where he actually defends it every week. TNA has very few, if any, main eventers under 35, and I think Kenny's the future. Magnus too. Might as well start a Rock/HHH-type midcard feud now that they can play off of when they're on top.
ReplyDeleteBut Storm is so good he's that one guy they should have something for.
ReplyDeleteI'm not completely sold on King as anything above the X-Div for now
ReplyDelete"We want Gunner!" This crowd disagrees with some of you.
ReplyDeleteSlingshot Suplex? I now also disagree.
He can work, has a good look, charisma, and a raw talking ability that I think could get good in a hurry. What's not to like?
ReplyDeleteSheesh, look at the tattoos on Gunner. Can't believe Vince hasn't wet his pants over this guy.
ReplyDeleteCrowd was into that one.
ReplyDeleteI think time in TNA's stacked tag division could help him.
ReplyDelete"They're hicks Rita"
ReplyDeleteand not with pee...
ReplyDeleteHe should have had a run with the TV title.
ReplyDeleteYou're a subtle one, Scotty.
ReplyDeleteAm I stupid for wanting to see The Purge?
ReplyDeleteHogan should go through the whole roster and win the BFG series. (Seriously not sarcastic).
ReplyDeleteNot stupid, we all have movies we're ashamed of having seen before.
ReplyDeleteBuyrate would then be at least a 2.0
ReplyDeleteStill holding out hope for a Shark Boy appearance tonight.
ReplyDeleteHulkamania Forever!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood 6 man. King sold like a motherfucker in that match.
ReplyDeleteOk I'll bite...what movie?
ReplyDeleteI am a real American hulkamaniac!
ReplyDeleteThis match was really good. MOTN at Slammiversary.
ReplyDeleteIn my case? Power Rangers The Movie, I guess. I just don't watch too many movies nowadays.
ReplyDeleteHARDCORE PORNO!!
ReplyDeleteWho randomly asks their boss if they're in love with a psychotic biker?
ReplyDeleteHey, look who's shown up.
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ReplyDeleteI'm not arguing.
ReplyDeleteThis chick's cans are phenomenal. Am I incorrect in suspecting that they're actually real?
ReplyDeleteI'd go 50/50. Can't say more without a better view.
ReplyDeleteEverything about her is phenomenal. Except her in-ring work. But I can overlook that.
ReplyDeleteTaeler is built like a stripper who dances during lunch hours.
ReplyDeleteThe backs not bad either:
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Yeah.. Hendrix has some big hams on her.
ReplyDeleteNo complaints here.
ReplyDeleteShe pretty curvy, so I'd say a decent chance.
ReplyDeleteAgain, no complaints here.
ReplyDeleteSoooooooooo..no one asked the question on why the entire TNA roster left Sting hanging ant the PPV?
ReplyDeleteAnd now I seriously discount this crowd reaction: "Cena Sucks", really?
ReplyDeleteChrist, that's just sad.
Because they're sick of a 54-year-old has-been taking their title shots?
ReplyDeleteAre they really chanting for Del Rio? Ugh.
ReplyDeleteThen they're gonna hate when Hogan get title shots.
ReplyDeleteSo Aces and Eights are gonna act like Scooby Doo chasing ghosts all night?
ReplyDeleteThat's one NASTY ghost.
ReplyDeleteThen sign me up for the buffet
ReplyDeleteI thought it already WAS in the abyss (Along with the KO tag belts.)
ReplyDeleteIf anything, he should be SAVING it from the true abyss.
ReplyDeleteIf TNA really wants to make an "Impact" sign the Breaking Bad writers instead of WWE castoffs.
ReplyDeleteHey... there's a partial answer to the "Sting being left alone" question.
ReplyDeleteAngle-AJ next week? Don't they want both of them in the BFG series? Just opens up a spot for more dead weight.
ReplyDeleteRampage costs Angle a spot?
ReplyDeleteThat's cool, but he could just as easily cost him the series if they want to set up a match between them. And then we'd get Angle bringing up the quality of the series in the meanwhile.
ReplyDeleteWho's in so far?
ReplyDeleteHernandez and Joe, right?
Next week will add three more, I guess, still seven spots left.
And the Gut Check-guy who won the qualifier at Slammiversary.
ReplyDeleteI got bored.
ReplyDeleteHulk has been playing the air guitar for about 17 years now. Think he's ever picked up a real one?
ReplyDeleteHe was an aspiring musician when he was discovered.
ReplyDeleteAhh well the joke's on me.
ReplyDeleteMetallica wanted him to play bass. But he turned them down to slam Andre's 6-ton corpse instead.
ReplyDelete7 ton
ReplyDelete7 megaton
ReplyDeleteTaz says 'baby' almost as much as Hogan says 'brother'.
ReplyDeleteThey named the "fat man" atom bomb after Andre hitting the mat.
ReplyDeleteShe has no ass, a gut and fake tits. Those are a dime a dozen
ReplyDeleteOoh... that'll hurt in the morning.
ReplyDeleteOr as much as Cole says vintage but not as much as he shills the app
ReplyDeletelol @ the "No more babies" chant.
ReplyDeleteKayfabe: "YAY, no Brooke mutant babies."
ReplyDeleteBully is amusing the hell out of me.
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