Tonight's Bound for Glory series qualifying matches are:
Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles
Joseph Park vs. Crimson
Magnus vs. Matt Morgan vs. Rob Terry vs. Kenny King
Austin Aries vs. Eric Young
Bad Influence vs. James Storm & Gunner
Aces & Eights Battle Royal, with the winner getting a spot in the BFG
Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles
Joseph Park vs. Crimson
Magnus vs. Matt Morgan vs. Rob Terry vs. Kenny King
Austin Aries vs. Eric Young
Bad Influence vs. James Storm & Gunner
Aces & Eights Battle Royal, with the winner getting a spot in the BFG
I'm here until the Kurt/AJ match..then I'm out.
ReplyDeleteSo if previous winners are grandfathered in then what happens by the eighth version when they have eight winners?
ReplyDelete4 qualifying matches
ReplyDeleteUgh. I forgot it was 12 people.
ReplyDeletethat's a good one.
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ReplyDeleteThat was a great segment with Bad Influence.
ReplyDeleteCan Bad Influence tie as BFG Series winners? And can they then become Co-World Champ?
ReplyDelete......of the WORLD.
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ReplyDeletePer Dixie Carter's Twittah Machine...
ReplyDeleteDestination X is back! Exclusively on @SpikeTV on July 18th from Louisville, KY!
Or was that just announced on the show? Had it muted shortly.
ReplyDeleteDestination X for free. I'm all for this.
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ReplyDeleteI wonder it'll be 2 or 3 hours.
ReplyDeleteWho says that'll be a rule by then?
ReplyDeleteSo Crimson is now Travis Bickle?
ReplyDeleteGah, was hoping he'd never come back.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even recognize him.
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ReplyDeleteThere's that mini-Clash... so the next five weeks build to that, then three months to BfG. Maybe another one in early September?
ReplyDeleteWorking for TNA is basically like a government job -- it's damn near impossible to get fired.
ReplyDeleteI'd really be surprised if by the ninth one the first 8 winners were all still with the company.
ReplyDeleteIf he's coming back to job to Mr. Park: Accepted.
ReplyDeleteIf he's in the BfG Series instead: Ugh. I'd even cheer for the Gut Check peon over him.
After Sabin/Ray, I don't know what they'll put out there.
ReplyDeleteThey should back Tanahashi or a lucha wrestler or two.
ReplyDeleteThe gut check guy although not great in the ring does have some nice personality so far. He has a good look and can cut a promo based on his appearances on Xplosion and OVW.
ReplyDeleteThree-Six BfG Series matches... Tag Title defense...
ReplyDeleteJames Storm, Eric Young, AJ, Abyss, Joe, Daniels, Kazarian, and Sabin have all been with the company off and on since at least 2005.
ReplyDeleteWell, he has these matches to prove himself useful to me.
ReplyDeleteCrimson looks fucking terrible.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I actually liked his heel act before he left.
ReplyDeleteYea but out of that group no one other than Storm, AJ, Abyss and Joe have a chance to ever win a BFG
ReplyDeleteNah, this is what Jack Swagger's character should look like.
ReplyDeleteI thought they might re-unite Crimson and Gunner. Guess not.
ReplyDeletewhat the hell's going on here?!
ReplyDeleteCrimson, Gunner and Storm...BEARD Money.
ReplyDeleteI will mark out if Crimson brings out his OVW Coalition group.
ReplyDeleteIt will be total crap if one of the boringest characters of all time knocks one of the most entertaining out of the BFG
ReplyDeleteI read that Taeler Hendrix has a lesbian angle there, Bring THAT to TNA.
ReplyDeleteEven though he might not be the best fit... Aces interfering here and getting Crimson in would be forgivable.
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ReplyDeleteThat is a hell of a wakeup call.
ReplyDeleteOn the topic of OVW, I really like the backstage segments they do. The ones where it's one long cut moving from a conversation between two or three wrestlers to another conversation between another group and so on. Just has something thats missing from other companies backstage segments.
ReplyDeleteBut that's a much better result.
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me Joseph Park wins the BFG Series.
ReplyDeleteIt is possible, I really have no idea who will win, and that is a good thing.
ReplyDeleteYeah. It comes off really naturally too.
ReplyDeleteIf AJ wins tonight, he wins the whole damn thing.
ReplyDeleteBut Park sneaking into the Final Four? Sure.
AJ NEEDS to win it all.
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ReplyDeleteYea that's probably it. WWE backstage segments just feel like they are in some vacuum at times.
ReplyDeleteMickie is doing great with her new character
ReplyDeleteNot a straight-up heel, even though it's easy to boo.
ReplyDeleteBut wearing what she is... I'm definitely not booing her now.
goodness gracious me
ReplyDelete..it means you're free to stink up the ring again, Velvet?
ReplyDeleteOh Mickie, just destroy her now.
ReplyDelete(YES!YES!YES!)
This is nice.
ReplyDeleteSo happy Mickie can finally get a TNA heel run.
ReplyDeleteMickie rules as a heel.
ReplyDeleteIs this the "Where are they now?" episode of Impact?
ReplyDeleteI hope that means Velvet is gone for a while.
ReplyDeleteAnd we go from the awesome that is Psycho Mickie to that? :(
ReplyDeleteMatt Morgan's beard looks like the one Peter Griffin had with the endangered birds inside.
ReplyDeleteSide note: Will Tim Duncan PLEASE report to the building??
ReplyDeleteI wonder who could possibly win this match . . . not predictable at all . . .=-_-=
ReplyDeleteHm, one guy gets an entrance. I wonder who wins?
ReplyDeleteShouldn't matter... whoever wins here should be a middle of the road guy at best.
ReplyDeleteAt least we know Rob Terry isn't winning
ReplyDeleteMagnus should win. I just don't understand this company sometimes.
ReplyDeleteWhen I see the second-tier guys like these four in the ring it makes me wish they would do more with the TV title.
ReplyDeleteHas Rob Terry ever done ANYTHING of note in his 5 or 6 year TNA run?
ReplyDeleteYea he's the one who has been getting the push. But now it's back to Morgan for some reason. King's the best wrestler of the 4 as well.
ReplyDeleteWell, that would've been a good use for Morgan, going after Abyss.
ReplyDeleteBRO!
ReplyDeleteHis feud with Orlando Jordan was umm memorable . . . the scars will never be erased from my mind . . .
ReplyDeleteI don't mind Morgan getting into the Series as a red herring. I'd just prefer they use it to build Magnus since the crowd clearly likes the guy and he's half decent.
ReplyDeleteI totally forgot about OJ's wannabe-Goldust gimmick.
ReplyDelete...he wasn't acting.
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ReplyDeleteSURPRISE!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, color me surprised.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was a pink dildo until it fully loaded.
ReplyDeleteIs that Impact? Or that women's group that had the Nude World Order from a few years back?
ReplyDeleteGood Game TNA Good Game . . .
ReplyDeleteThat should have been the angle they had with Chyna. Week after week different Knockouts would be laid out backstage with sex toys rammed in them.
ReplyDeleteUm... again, that seems more in line with that defunct women's group.
ReplyDeleteThat was a clever way to play with the way WWE has conditioned audiences wrestling fans on what to expect, I'll give them that.
ReplyDeleteToo bad Ted Turner couldn't have funded that.
ReplyDeleteDildos as "International Objects"... no, that's just wrong....
ReplyDeleteShe could be a lesbian terrorist trying to forcibly convert sexual infidels.
ReplyDeleteThere is a lot of facial hair on Impact these days.
ReplyDeleteEric YOUNG?!?!
ReplyDeleteWhen Eric Young said 'huge fish,' I was hoping he meant Shark Boy.
ReplyDeleteRaisha Saeed, is that you?
ReplyDeleteImagine the "pole" matches.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if TSA allows Rampage to bring the chain with him in his carry-on?
ReplyDeleteLet me guess: Sting and AJ form a mime tag team.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you reminding us of what could have been an AWESOME finish? (Piledriver on the bare wood)
ReplyDelete... I didn't comment on it earlier, but Caliber overrated Slammiversary IMO. Not horribly, but still noticable IMO. ((Not) Irony, it's the opposite of what Fuj normally accuses him of.)
Gorilla Monsoon would be proud of your exaggeration, Tenay.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who misses Joker Sting?
ReplyDelete'Huh! Excuse me...' *Gorilla voice*
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ReplyDeleteNope, does nothing for me.
ReplyDeleteAnd this might be the return of Heath Ledger Joker Sting.
ReplyDelete...but you trust EVERYONE, Sting.
ReplyDeleteYou guys know why this is awesome? SCOTT STEINER!
ReplyDeleteUm... exactly WHO is joining this "new" MEM?
ReplyDeleteEric Young and Shark Boy.
ReplyDeleteWell there's Angle..
ReplyDelete..and, uh...Angle...
Ooh, the long-awaited return of Eric Angle? Awesome!
ReplyDeletetaco bell
ReplyDeletePersonally I was hoping for a return of Sting's Squadron.
ReplyDeletei still say EY should come out with a fishing pole.
ReplyDeleteDark Carnival for the win:
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Muta
Sting
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ReplyDeleteLMAO @ them mentioning the KO Tag belts..
ReplyDeleteHey, at least there's hope for it. Someday.
ReplyDeleteOkay, the winner being obvious at first glance scares me... more punishment for AA?
ReplyDeleteThese guys sure do like their bronzer.
ReplyDeleteI gotta say, I've missed ODB and EY together.
ReplyDeleteI honestly think we've underestimated Hulk Hogan's influence on this business.
ReplyDeleteAt least it's a punishment that is justifiable and understood unlike the random backstage fallout punishments in WWE.
ReplyDelete"Cheese wiz like beard"?!?!?! The fuck??
ReplyDeleteTazz is hungry.
ReplyDeleteWoooooo.
ReplyDeletethat was a badass brainbuster.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Eric Young was X Division Champion?
ReplyDeletehttp://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/122/1224618/wwe-raw-20120515015718707.gif
ReplyDeleteOr no more punishment. It just felt wrong for a few minutes... but a fine TV match comes out of it.
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ReplyDeleteAnd Melina weeps.
ReplyDeleteThis show really does fly on by.
ReplyDeleteDoes Bruce Willis collect royalties on Die Hard rip-offs? He should.
ReplyDeleteEY is a good worker when he doesn't go over the top with his idiot schtick.
ReplyDeletenonsense.
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Momentary threadjack. Just got back from seeing "Man of Steel." Since it seems there are lots of comics fans on the BOD, I just have to say: go. Go now. Like, leave your home immediately and go to the midnight showing. Just fantastic.
ReplyDeleteYou bang Velvet Sky. I find it hard to feel sorry for you.
ReplyDeleteI fully understand Morrison not giving a fuck about his push now.
ReplyDeleteI'd be happy if the ring suddenly collapsed and they all fell out at the same time.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeleteNow to wait for Doc's "rebellion".
The amount of suckiness in ring would explain the sinkhole.
ReplyDeleteUm... maybe you should've removed him first Anderson?
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised that Anderson wasn't the dissenter.
ReplyDeleteWhoever's doing audio should be promoted... this is FUN.
ReplyDeleteI think that would've worked better had DOC when. They have no reason to keep him in the group. Him being the only Aces member in the BFG Series would have been better leverage for him.
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ReplyDeletethe knockouts are hookers on tnashop.com??? BRB
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ReplyDeleteWell, looks like he's about to follow D-Lo's path...
ReplyDeletetna should try to buy the "wcw" name rights from vince.
ReplyDeleteMAGIC BUTT!
ReplyDelete..and move to TNT/TBS!
ReplyDeleteSo of course relatives walk in while A&8 are "pretend fighting" and I look like a moron for watching fake wrestling because they don't make contact.
ReplyDeleteI'd be happy if they just did that.
ReplyDeleteDARK AJ!!!
ReplyDeleteShorter theme, works for me.
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ReplyDeletei remember the first wrestling show i went to. the first interactions of the night was this fakest axe handle club shot to someone's back on the outside. they didn't even try to make it look real. heard someone behind me go "aw man this shits fake!". was preparing for a huge disappointment. luckily the show got much better and the main event was an awesome hardcore match with none other than Hernandez, pre-tna run.
ReplyDeleteAll that clothesline was missing was the Magic Hoodie.
ReplyDeleteI love that combo that AJ throws.
ReplyDeleteOne thing about Dark AJ that impresses me is the finely managed perma-stubble.
ReplyDeleteFor as much shit as we gives TNA for going to podunk Southern towns, the slack-jacked yokels attending TNA shows react better than any WWE crowd.
ReplyDeleteThreadjack: everyone on the Spurs and Heat rosters must have watched the Hogan/Michaels match to bone up on their overdramatic obviously fake selling. Good game but they're bumping like backyarders out there.
ReplyDeleteWith a finish, this match passes their Slammiversary match. Damnit, that wasn't the finish I was looking for. Call them even.
ReplyDeleteAnd call Tenay a RETARD. "What's the meaning of this attack?" Um, DOC wanted Styles, remember? Oh, you don't. Sad.
...and with that, I'm out:
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Overall: Damn, that was a good show.
ReplyDeleteHe has the Bryan Christopher/George Michael 80's thing going.
ReplyDeleteYo yo yo, it's Mime Time!
ReplyDeleteAt his age, he's turning into Cesar Romero Joker.
ReplyDeleteBuying tickets now!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinkin' Arby's
ReplyDeleteI support your right to marry whomever you choose
ReplyDeleteWho is that?
ReplyDeleteNot the post Wrestlemania RAW crowd...
ReplyDeleteIt's always been that way. The old NWA shows in Chicken Switch, SC had raucous crowds. Greensboro, NC was a HUGE town for rasslin' despite not really being that big.
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