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> I don't know how to search the Internet what do I go into?
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Have you tried Googling "how to search the internet"?

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  1. Jay BriarAugust 17, 2013 at 4:09 PM

    I'm not sure how you would know how to get to this page, but someone took a LOT of screenshots to actually answer this question...
    http://www.wikihow.com/Search-the-Internet

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  2. Aric JohnsonAugust 17, 2013 at 4:13 PM

    You can *search* the Internet now? Man these technologies keep getting more and more advanced by the day!

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  3. Mister_E_MahnAugust 17, 2013 at 4:31 PM

    Try Archie or Jughead.

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  4. RyTheMurphAugust 17, 2013 at 4:44 PM

    First you gotta fill up your bathtub and dunk your computer in it while it's plugged in. You know, to clean up the viruses.

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  5. zanadudeAugust 17, 2013 at 4:50 PM

    Protip: download the internet to your local drive for faster browsing.

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  6. Mike MearsAugust 17, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    In the Murph version of this, you fill the bathtub with booze. Then drink your way out. Then you post.

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  7. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 17, 2013 at 5:08 PM

    You gotta take the mouse out of the beer there first, Rick Moranis.

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  8. OfficerFarvaAugust 17, 2013 at 6:47 PM

    This reminds me of the scene from Zoolander when Christine Taylor tells Stiller "The files are in the computer" and they then proceed to break open the computer.

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  9. RyTheMurphAugust 17, 2013 at 7:31 PM

    I'll drink to that!

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  10. SatanAugust 17, 2013 at 7:34 PM

    The Internet!? You wankers, I still use Encarta.

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  11. Stephen JonesAugust 17, 2013 at 8:41 PM

    Turn your computer on, get a marker, write what you're looking for, and then mail your computer to the internet. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery and response.

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  12. Paul MeekinAugust 17, 2013 at 9:03 PM

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-cats-you-meet-on-okcupid

    This reminds me of this e-mail.

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  13. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryAugust 17, 2013 at 9:06 PM

    Upvoted just because you said "wankers".

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  14. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 17, 2013 at 9:38 PM

    E-mailer's identity revealed:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPDoZO5Tm_k

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  15. y2j420August 17, 2013 at 9:38 PM

    The entire internet can be saved on a 5.25" floppy...and I prefer Bing for searching...I've experienced more consistent results and they will pay you to use it...

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  16. Darryl StewartAugust 17, 2013 at 9:54 PM

    wait what--they pay you? how does that work? (presuming you're not pulling our collective leg, of course)

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  17. PipesAugust 17, 2013 at 11:23 PM

    Did you know they have the internet on computers now?

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  18. y2j420August 17, 2013 at 11:43 PM

    You get Bing points for every search you do...you redeem them for Xbox live cards, Amazon gift cards, etc...no joke...I've gotten over $40 in Amazon rewards and about $50 in Xbox Points...

    http://go.microsoft.com/?linkid=9778718&rrid=_b2f295a7-127c-dc67-5004-db699a379875

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  19. y2j420August 17, 2013 at 11:57 PM

    You earn points for every search you do...you choose a Reward Goal (like a $5 gift card from Amazon)...you do your searches and the points add up, once you have enough points for your Reward Goal, you redeem your points and it is yours. I've gotten at least $40 in Amazon Points and about $50 in Microsoft Xbox Live points (no joke)... http://go.microsoft.com/?linkid=9778718&rrid=_b2f295a7-127c-dc67-5004-db699a379875

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  20. Mike MearsAugust 18, 2013 at 12:07 AM

    I've been drinking all night. It's nominally been to my 30th birthday, which was eight days ago. The reason it's still being celebrated is it's at my best friend and his wife's house, because it's the first time we've hung out since they got back from Europe. But that was six days ago that they got back.

    What I'm trying to say is, I'm drinking to that, too.

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  21. zanadudeAugust 18, 2013 at 1:52 AM

    Can any suggest a good Gopher client?

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  22. zanadudeAugust 18, 2013 at 1:53 AM

    What's a "computer"?

    Sent from my iPhone

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  23. Calidore266August 18, 2013 at 8:18 AM

    Sorry, I use Archie.

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