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The SmarK DVD Rant for Predator / Predator 2

(Since we’re on the topic of Predator, here’s my original DVD review from 2003…)

The SmarK DVD Retro Rant for Predator / Predator 2

With the recent release of the 1990 sequel to one of my all-time favorite guy movies, I figured that I might as well do a double-shot review of them. Sadly, Arnie’s career started a terminal spiral with 1999’s dismal End of Days, but for good old testosterone-injected bad-guy killing action, you can’t beat most of his stuff from the 80s. For instance, Predator. For some reason, they decided to make a sequel in 1990, and now we’ll take a look at why it doesn’t stand up to the original.

The Film

Predator is all things to all people. It’s both a manly gruntfest, and a feelgood redeeming message. Honest.

Check it out – Arnold and his team of hard-boiled mercenaries do a black ops mission in the jungle with slightly mysterious CIA guy Carl Weathers in tow. When they get there to liberate the “hostages”, they find the dead bodies of a previous extraction team, skinned and left hanging like meat in a packing plant. After some hostage-rescuing action that’s mainly there to justify the pyro budget, we soon discover that they’re being watched by…something. And now the movie moves in an entirely different direction, as the cool-as-ice heroes are suddenly the prey of something very nasty. It begins picking them off one-by-one, but do they WHINE about it like teenagers in a slasher movie? FUCK NO. They get bigger and better guns and make vows to avenge each other. Eventually it comes down to Arnold v. The Predator, and in grand manly fashion, he’s forced to roll around in the mud to evade its heat-seeking abilities and then beat it to death with large tree trunks. That’s how you deal with aliens, baby. Fuck the Powerbook.

Where’s the feelgood message, you ask? Well, as noted, they don’t go around screaming like girls – when everyone else is dead and it’s apparent that the Predator only kills those who are armed, what does the badass native tracker Billy do? Throws away all his weapons, leaving only a knife, and stands on a log in the forest, basically saying “Fuck you, come and get me like a MAN.” Does he die in pain? Of course, but that’s not the point, the point is how you FACE death. Even though the thing is unstoppable and untraceable, they just keep shooting at it until it falls. Arnold sums it up best – “If it bleeds, we can kill it.” That’s how REAL MEN deal with their problems. By god, when you leave the theater (or your couch) you know you’ve seen manly men bonding and killing stuff. I highly recommend forcing your significant other to watch the next time she wants you to watch White Oleander with her.

Now, onto Predator 2.

First mistake, they move the creature from the jungle to the city. Who wants to see primal hunting movies set in LOS ANGELES? The original movie was about getting all feral and bloody and stuff, not jumping on rooftops. Second mistake, casting Danny Glover as a badass cop who breaks all the rules. Haven’t they SEEN Lethal Weapon? Third mistake, casting Gary Busey as a weird federal agent and then not giving him anything to work with. HE should have been the crazy cop, not Glover. The only glimmer of coolness Busey’s character gets is near the end, when he’s beaten and burned up by the Predator and he still manages to whip out a huge gun and fire off a one-liner.

The plot, meandering as it is, sees the Predator appearing in LA in the future, when gang wars are wrecking the city. It starts slaughtering drug lords, and yet for some reason the police want to CATCH it? Danny Glover plays, as noted, a clichĐąd cop on the edge who has more property damaged than citations, and when his partner is murdered (possibly one day before retirement, I lose track after a while), THINGS GET PERSONAL. There’s a reason why “McBain” is so funny. So basically he chases the Predator around the city (with cops getting slaughtered like cattle in the meanwhile) leading to a showdown in a slaughterhouse (dig the subtle imagery). Of course, the feds are there with 80 billion dollars worth of sophisticated equipment and enough manpower to invade Iraq twice, but the only one who can spot that the Predator can see the lights is DANNY GLOVER. The elegant solution to stopping the creature? Shooting it. A lot. And then once he’s “dead”, we of course get the False Death, leading to another chase into the spaceship, where you get the only thing that makes this one worth seeing – an Alien skull in the trophy room. Faced with Crazy Cop Glover v. A Zillion Badass Predators, what happens? They LEAVE and Glover lives. Another sequel is teased, but thank god it hasn’t happened yet.

Basically, this was a movie with nothing to say. Predator was about the joy of life and death, where you had a group of slightly crazy military nuts who were doing exactly what they wanted to be doing – hunting down a badass monster in the jungle while telling pussy jokes. They may have yelled in pain while getting grotesquely murdered in brutal fashion, but deep inside you knew that they’d rather have it that way than dying behind a desk somewhere. There’s no joy to the characters in Predator 2 – people are hunted down like rodents and only fight as a reaction to the creature. You always get the feeling that Glover would have rather talked it out of killing people. Any action star with “ask questions first” as a principle is not MY hero. If you’re going to get involved in a shootout with an unkillable alien monster, have some FUN with it. I could have ignored the hackneyed characters and bad dialogue if someone would have SMILED once in a while. As is, it’s just a teen slasher movie with a better cast.

The Video:

Predator: I’m reviewing the latest, DTS version that is redone in anamorphic widescreen with a nice new transfer. The dust and scratches evident on the original source are all over the place, but I guess there’s only so much they can do without a full restoration. However, the greens and blacks of the jungle are very nice, as is the red of all the blood spilled. No real compression artifacts that I could see. They did their best.

Predator 2: No dust or scratches this time – it’s a fairly clean transfer of a fairly recent movie. It certainly looks way better than the video release. Again, they did they best on a low-level release.

The Audio:

Predator: The DTS mix is a bit disappointing, but still very nice. There wasn’t as much bass to the explosions as I would have liked, but the surrounds for the Predator POV is really cool and when the guns start blazing, you’ll hear it all over the room. You also get the original Dolby surround mix from the previous DVD release.

Predator 2: No DTS, just a Dolby 5.1 mix that does the job, and again less bass than there should have been for some reason. I didn’t actually hear much use of the surrounds, but then the original theatrical run was only stereo anyway.

The Extras:

Predator: A trailer. Yee haw.

Predator 2: A trailer and two featurettes. No apology from any of the studio, or the director, sadly.


  1. I don't understad the hate for End of Days...I thought it was awesome...and Satan having a threesome with a mom and daughter? HOT!

  2. Whatever. Predator 2 rules.

  3. I loved Predator 2. Still do. One of my favourite sequels.

    The idea of moving the setting to LA in the midst of a drug war is totally sound. Maybe Glover was a little miscast (although I still love him in it) and maybe, just maybe, the plot was a bit cheesy and meandering, but who cares, it's a film about an invisible alien hunting folk through the city and skinning/beheading them.

    I love all three Predator films (the AvP films aren't part of the Predator run, imo). One of the best character designs for a baddie ever.

  4. You're right, Predator 2 is about the Predator hunting and how many new weapons they could give it.

    And I think Predators was very underrated. Yes, an homage to the Arnold film, but still very well done.

  5. I thought the Predator films were an interesting take on the joy of hunting. It would have been more obvious if Arnie and his pals were hunting buddies out on a safari instead of a special forces unit, but there's a reason why, late in the movie, Arnold asks "What the hell are you?" only to have the Predator repeat the question back at him.

    The Predator wasn't really doing anything any different than a hunter putting on some camo and heading into the woods to shoot deer.

    On a side note, my favorite Predator sequel is the Batman vs Predator comic miniseries. That was well done.

  6. See, I don't understand people who say homage like it's a bad thing :)

    The current DB v HHH story is like a homage to Austin/Vince, and its all gravy.

    Predators was perfectly honest about what it was - a straight up 80s action movie (complete with cultural stereotype ensemble cast) with modern day effects, and I loved it for it.

    In fact the only thing I didn't like about it was the lie in the trailers, the shot where Brody's character stands with about 30 predator target laser sights on him, when in the actual movie it was only 1 - I was gutted!

  7. I think it was because of the cheesey super over the top LA gang/cop stuff (like that gigantic shoot out in the beginning) but I'm a fan of the movie.

  8. Reason 1,435,256 why Scotts a genuis; swapping busey and glovers roles would make that movie much better

  9. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 31, 2013 at 11:17 AM

    Predator 2 is good, it just isn't great. Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought Busey should have been the lead. Glover is great, but he just doesn't have that "it" that makes you believe he could manage against the Predator alone. Busey sure as hell does though.

    Predator sequels get a bad rap, but everyone needs to see Predators. It's a fantastic film that ranks with the original. Serving as both a sequel and an homage.

  10. I probably didn't use homage correctly. It was really intended as a sequel to the original Predator -- Rodriguez states they offered it to Arnold originally and he said to them "This needs to be back in the Jungle."

    So if you think about it in that context, it really does work as a sequel better than 2.

  11. Funnily enough, I've always said that End of Days would have been better if Arnold was Satan and Gabriel Byrne was the cop.

  12. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2013 at 1:03 PM

    Yeah, I'm with Scott here, never liked Predator 2. It just feels like a really cynical and morose experience, lacking the tension and atmosphere of the first along with the sense that they really wanted to excite the audience with what they had. Predator In The City just feels like a really uninspired idea and the movie feels like that all the way.

  13. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2013 at 1:04 PM

    Yeah, it was stupid. Too many goofy scenes (explosive urine!) and again, just not very fun. Only redeeming factor was Robin Tunney's boobs.

  14. Yeah- if you are Satan, just go with it

  15. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonAugust 31, 2013 at 1:35 PM

    This review was so manly I had to go hunting and shave afterwards

  16. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonAugust 31, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    If I wanted to see a film about a black man killing someone in L.A. I would have watched 'Colors'.

  17. I had someone read this to me while splitting wood and drinking moonshine.

  18. Predator 2 works...if it's Danny Glover as "Murtaugh" and Mel Gibson is in there as Riggs. A bloodied Riggs & Murtaugh battling the Predator in an 80s crossover action fest would have been the tits.

    Or if they had to do a Predator movie in the city....why not Predator attacking Nakatomi plaza and John McClaine coming to the rescue????

  19. I had to backtrack to see if this one was written by you.

  20. Question: are the Lethal Weapon movies the be-all, end-all of buddy cop movies? Nothing comes close to LW and most if not all of the sequels are actually good.

  21. I applaud Predator 2 for trying something different instead of bringing Arnold back for more Jungle action.

    I'd like to see a movie about where the Predators got that old gun from.

  22. Both scenarios would be brilliant.

  23. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdSeptember 1, 2013 at 4:21 AM

    See if what was written by me?

  24. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdSeptember 1, 2013 at 4:23 AM

    Yeah, pretty much. Not only are the sequels good, they're fucking great. Only part 3 falters a bit. I think part 4 is the best of the series.

    But you did have 48 Hours, which is a fantastic buddy-cop action film, even with the black/white deal before Lethal came around.

  25. What do you guys think of the new Predators movie? I thought it was pretty good.

  26. Loved it. Finds its way into my dvd rotation pretty frequently.

  27. The Predator novels, in their various forms, were all pretty damn awesome too.

  28. 48 Hours came before it and did it better -- Jack Cates is a BAD ASS "You're done -- End of story" -- We'll forget the sequel even exists...

  29. "The Predator wasn't really doing anything any different than a hunter
    putting on some camo and heading into the woods to shoot deer."

    Respectfully disagree (but not really) -- The Predator at least gives the pretense of hunting something with a chance of fighting back -- Kind of like treeing a bear with dogs and then shooting it; the Predator has stealth mode to take away any real sense of competition -- Stacking the deck, so to speak.

    And I thought Superman/Batman Aliens/Predator was pretty cool -- Supes could easily care care of the whole situation in about an hour if a hack is writing it but he and Batman didn't take the easy way out -- The writer deserves credit for giving some depth to a project that begs for pretty defies it...

  30. My apologies Caliber -- I was so eager to give my 2 cents' worth that I didn't bother to see that you'd already mentioned 48 Hours...


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