http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2013-08-12/john-cena-five-moves-of-doom-26140514
It's nice to see them have some fun with stuff like this. More importantly though: can we get Scott some royalties already?
It's nice to see them have some fun with stuff like this. More importantly though: can we get Scott some royalties already?
What about royalties for this post?
ReplyDeletePlease, Jericho has 1,004 of them.
ReplyDeleteYou should probably start reading the blog you post at.
ReplyDeleteAm I missing something here?
ReplyDeleteYes.
ReplyDeleteD-
Thanks for being so helpful.
ReplyDeleteEh, no one pays the WWE a buncha money now that Smackdown is a near omnipresent word.
ReplyDelete"Déjà vu! But this trip down memory lane brings only PAIN AND SUFFERING"
ReplyDeleteI LLoL'd...
"This guy is so oblivious he makes Dixie Carter look like she has her finger on the pulse."
ReplyDelete"WILL YOU STOP?!"
Scott posted the same article this morning
ReplyDeleteI know how to scroll down on a page.
ReplyDelete@kbwrestlingreviews if you delete it now we we won't tell him
ReplyDeleteTHREADJACK THAT MANY HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR:
ReplyDeletetna future endeavors hogan's progency tn'a:
http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/294446/Brooke-Hogan-Released-From-TNA.htm
I.....uh......I'll be over here.
ReplyDeleteWOO! Blind sending a review to Scott (not posted, not expecting it to be for the record) gets good results! Might have to do it again next week, see if the younger Bischoff follows the younger Hogan out the door.
ReplyDeleteBut how will those four or five girls still on the roster survive without a boss???
ReplyDeleteSo glad to hear this.
I'd prefer to see Wes Brisco go over Garrett Bischoff in all honesty. At least Garrett has seemed to realise that he's better off taken a major shit-kicking off the babyfaces and taking some good bumps whereas Wes just doesn't seem to get anything right.
ReplyDeleteI say bring back Joey Ryan and make him boss of the KO division to add a bit more sleaze to it.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean Bully Ray is going to have to make Nick Hogan his bitch for the storyline between Bully and Hulk to continue?
ReplyDeleteYou people are so reactionary!
ReplyDeleteTNA is just trimming some fat, like all good businesses do.
Everything is perfectly fine.
Bully Ray: Take my wife, please.
ReplyDeleteGood. She never belonged on a wrestling show anyway.
ReplyDeleteI got just one question...
ReplyDeleteWhatshe gonna do?!
Good thing she's got that highly successful music career to fall back on...
ReplyDeleteI, uh...have an opinion on this.
ReplyDeleteBrooke Slam!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat headline is such a tease.
ReplyDeleteIs this because she's a lesbian? (cue the obscure Law & Order reference)
ReplyDeleteWell, you can't blame a guy for trying to get his daughter an income.
ReplyDeleteShe really is useless though.
Shocked she got fired.. she must of cheated on Hulk in real life.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta think this could lead to Hulk following her. It says she was fired, not that she quit. It would be one thing if they agreed for Brooke to leave to cut expenses, but being fired means it wasn't her choice and I can't see Hulk being ok with that.
ReplyDeleteSo the turn they waited too long on doesn't even get a payoff. Lol
ReplyDeleteIt's about time. What a useless run.
ReplyDeleteAt least she can now go live off of her millionaire husband to be. Better get that bun in the oven quick.
Hopefully this is the Alderaan before the Death Star self-implosion in terms of Hogan firings.
ReplyDeleteApparently it was due to budget cuts. Wouldn't surprise me if Hulk wasn't far behind though. Especially since the reports are that he's behind in pay, not to mention hasn't been on television for a while.
ReplyDeleteWes is the worst male wrestler in the promotion.
ReplyDeleteIf they can't afford to pay one of their biggest cross-over stars, you know they're in trouble. I mean Hulk and Sting were on Thunder in Paradise, but that was 20 years ago
ReplyDeleteHH 4 Life
ReplyDeleteAlso: HLA
ReplyDeleteTHREADJACK - WWE - .COM - DOOM - 5 MOVES OF
ReplyDelete#holybreakingnewsbatman
The MEM should bring Nick in as Bully' s chauffeur. BOOM . . . no more A&8s.
ReplyDeleteI have the tendency to narrate my thoughts out loud around my young siblings. All I know about this Brooke thing is shes considered useless by pretty much everyone. My sibling, during a random period of me talking out loud about her getting canned, asked what she did. I just burst out laughing cause I couldn't even answer that question. I'm not sure why I posted this, but hey, we've seen worse on this site. Like Caliber Winfi-*shot a hundred times*
ReplyDeleteHa! I remember that.
ReplyDeleteIf they're trimming fat, then why is Samoa Joe still there?
ReplyDeleteBOOM ROASTED
Lol Whoa
ReplyDeleteGood. Now get rid of Hulk, Sting and Anderson, then go find some new talent to push.
ReplyDeleteMust have. Not must of.
ReplyDeleteSorry I got bit excited writing that whopper! Much apologises.
ReplyDeleteWith an apple in his mouth...
ReplyDeleteYou win
ReplyDeleteWho is she engaged to?
ReplyDeletePunk really needs to "Grammar-slam" that one.
ReplyDeletePhil Costa - OL - Cowboys.
ReplyDeleteWith Hulk signing the deal to appear in the next WWE video game and the fact that he hasn't been on TV at the last two sets of tapings leads me to believe that the announcement that he's gone isn't far away.
ReplyDeleteLiterally?
ReplyDeleteOne Samoa Joe can feed the entire roster for six months!
ReplyDeleteTNA can't hire anybody *new* unless they have an MMA background.
ReplyDeleteTime to make the call to Bob Sapp.
And he will do it... FOR SHAMOHA! :: Breaks cigar ::
ReplyDeleteI miss Armando :(
And Daniel Puter!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if TNA is trying to goad Hulk into quitting for contractual reasons so they can stop paying him.
ReplyDeleteWes could possibly well be the worst male wrestler in any major wrestling promotion. I'm struggling to think of anybody worse and that's including The Great Khali. Hell even the jobbers that I've seen on NXT bump better than he does.
ReplyDeleteAs long as they go all Undertaker/Stephanie McMahon with it by having Nick Hogan turning around from the driver's seat and saying, "Going somewhere Aces and Eights?" He then immediately drives full throttle into a wall complete with a comedic over-the-top explosion.
ReplyDeleteOne of those plate glass mugs that Punk handed out on Grammar-slam.. it would be an honour.
ReplyDeleteHe's totally gonna be at Wrestlemania 30 in some capacity.
ReplyDeleteHelp me TNA budget cuts. You're my only hope!
ReplyDeleteIt says a lot when WWE will take on just about any second or third-generation loser, regardless of talent level, and take a pass on Gerry's kid.
ReplyDeleteHogan, Brother Bruti and Brian Knobbs against 3MB, brother!
ReplyDeleteIsn't Dan Severn available? He was a big name about 20 years ago which means he fits TNA's criteria for hiring "big name superstars".
ReplyDeleteYeah, but the NWA had to strip him of the NWA title before the launch of TNA because Severn refused to play ball with them.
ReplyDeleteRob Terry is worse than Wes. No one has ever bothered to explain why Rob is still on the payroll despite wrestling for five years and not only showing no improvement whatsoever but actually getting even worse as a worker whereas Magnus showed up at the same time as Terry, was just as horrible as Rob but has improved to the point where he's one of TNA's best all-around workers.
ReplyDeleteTNA could easily use the money they're spending on Rob towards something more useful like signing good workers such as Adam Pearce, Johnny Gargano, Rich Swann or for that matter bring back some old faces who still have something to offer like Rhino, Alex Shelley and Jack Evans.
Well, I know this was a joke but, Spike is footing the bill for Rampage and Tito not TNA. If they do away with Hulk and Bischoff, they will have plenty of money to bring in a couple of wrestlers at minimum pay with no problem.
ReplyDeleteSo? Hogan refused to play ball with TNA for years but they still signed him anyway.
ReplyDeleteTNA clearly has no standards when it comes to hiring wrestlers. Why else is Ken Anderson on the payroll when even ROH wouldn't touch him?
Brooke is not Hulk's daughter. Linda is a dirty tramp.
ReplyDeleteUhhh... have you *seen* Brooke?
ReplyDeleteMaybe they can bring in Elizabeth Rohm to play Brooke. She's better looking and probably cheaper.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the betting she will be back to turn on Hulk at some point?
ReplyDeletehttp://m955.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/SolidGoldCEO/brooke.jpg.html?o=0&newest=1
ReplyDeleteWhy is Anderson such a pariah in the business? What did he do? Serious question, since I only followed wrestling sporadically during the time he was Kennedy in WWE up until his Aces and Eights run.
ReplyDeleteBrooke can always fall back on her career researching sand sharks.
ReplyDeleteReally, though, it's odd TNA felt they couldn't keep her on for at least another week, especially after Bully Ray's "next week is about us" line at Hardcore Justice. Wonder how they're gonna wrap that storyline now.
APHEX TWIN!! APHEX TWIN~ *gouges own eyes out & tosses them in the nearest river*
ReplyDeleteLike I said, Brooke Burns is married #UnleashTheBeast #TheChaseUSA
ReplyDeleteBut can Bully play the violin?-Henny Youngman
ReplyDeleteEVERYTHING WILL BE OK!!!
ReplyDeleteThat would actually be awesome, and something I would legit pay to see.
ReplyDeleteHey, who's this Caliber Winfi guy?! That sounds a lot like my name! He better not talk about action films and love boner jokes!
ReplyDeleteHe takes his wife everywhere, but she always finds her way home!
ReplyDeleteCool name. Thought this might be apropos...
ReplyDeletehttp://scrublife.wordpress.com/2012/09/14/4-of-the-worst-instances-of-tv-censorship/
Me too, That came out of nowhere, and was really pointless when it was her last episode.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't "refuse to play ball", he had a prior MMA commitment the night of the first TNA PPV so they had to strip him of the title.
ReplyDeleteI've always enjoyed network censoring in a train wreck sort of way. My favorite was in "The Hard Way" with James Woods and Michael J. Fox. "Son of a bitch" was replaced with "Slug in a ditch."
ReplyDeleteTo play devil's advocate, there's a lot of posts on here and sometimes things get missed. I doubt anyone who writes here actually reads everything posted. Not naming names but there's some stuff I go out of my way to avoid.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but which one is a more wooden actress?
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty much what happened. There were 8 posts made between the Impact review and this. I glanced at them but I rarely read every post.
ReplyDeleteThank fuck. Seriously, she made impact unwatchable for me.
ReplyDelete"I used to suck feet for coke, you ever suck feet for weed?"
ReplyDelete"Not all brothers know how to use guns, you racist melonfarmer."
This is awesome^^. Melonfarmer, indeed. What a cracker.
ReplyDeleteYou can't even spell the name of a president correctly? Come on, Caliber.
ReplyDeleteCanadian TV is completely uncensored, and shockingly the country hasn’t burnt down in the middle of the night.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't true.
The book reviews?
ReplyDeleteNah I read them. Let's just say there are some Reviews that should stay Masked.
ReplyDeleteWell played
ReplyDeleteOprah's nephew?
ReplyDeleteAh c'mon, I'm allowed a typo here and there, aren't I?
ReplyDeleteIt's a good article though, no?
Well, as far as language is concerned it is.
ReplyDeleteI didn't mind it, and I think censorship on TV is silly, though I do understand why it exists.
ReplyDeleteThe problem is that this article is too similar to something I'd see at Cracked or any other website. Every website does top (x) and I'm getting so sick of seeing everything reduced to a VH1 special.
You should try to carve out your own niche and identity, and not just do the same stuff people see at Cracked or Buzzfeed or Bleacher Report.
You want censorship, Billy Madison on ABC cut out t-t-t-t-oday junior.
I don't know how true that is, I think it depended on the channel. (I went to university in Canada). I do remember many a censored RAW, to the point they released a Banned in Canada tape.
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