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WWE.com Article On John Cena's Five Moves Of Doom

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2013-08-12/john-cena-five-moves-of-doom-26140514

It's nice to see them have some fun with stuff like this.  More importantly though: can we get Scott some royalties already?

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  1. What about royalties for this post?

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  2. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 16, 2013 at 3:34 PM

    Please, Jericho has 1,004 of them.

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  3. You should probably start reading the blog you post at.

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  4. Am I missing something here?

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  5. Thanks for being so helpful.

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  6. Eh, no one pays the WWE a buncha money now that Smackdown is a near omnipresent word.

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  7. "Déjà vu! But this trip down memory lane brings only PAIN AND SUFFERING"


    I LLoL'd...

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  8. "This guy is so oblivious he makes Dixie Carter look like she has her finger on the pulse."
    "WILL YOU STOP?!"

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  9. Scott posted the same article this morning

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  10. I know how to scroll down on a page.

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  11. @kbwrestlingreviews if you delete it now we we won't tell him

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  12. Your_Favourite_AssholeAugust 16, 2013 at 5:45 PM

    THREADJACK THAT MANY HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR:

    tna future endeavors hogan's progency tn'a:

    http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/294446/Brooke-Hogan-Released-From-TNA.htm

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  13. I.....uh......I'll be over here.

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  14. WOO! Blind sending a review to Scott (not posted, not expecting it to be for the record) gets good results! Might have to do it again next week, see if the younger Bischoff follows the younger Hogan out the door.

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  15. But how will those four or five girls still on the roster survive without a boss???


    So glad to hear this.

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  16. I'd prefer to see Wes Brisco go over Garrett Bischoff in all honesty. At least Garrett has seemed to realise that he's better off taken a major shit-kicking off the babyfaces and taking some good bumps whereas Wes just doesn't seem to get anything right.

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  17. I say bring back Joey Ryan and make him boss of the KO division to add a bit more sleaze to it.

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  18. Does this mean Bully Ray is going to have to make Nick Hogan his bitch for the storyline between Bully and Hulk to continue?

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  19. You people are so reactionary!


    TNA is just trimming some fat, like all good businesses do.


    Everything is perfectly fine.

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  20. MaffewOfBotchamaniaAugust 16, 2013 at 6:36 PM

    Bully Ray: Take my wife, please.

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  21. Good. She never belonged on a wrestling show anyway.

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  22. I got just one question...
    Whatshe gonna do?!

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  23. Good thing she's got that highly successful music career to fall back on...

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  24. I, uh...have an opinion on this.

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  25. That headline is such a tease.

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  26. Is this because she's a lesbian? (cue the obscure Law & Order reference)

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  27. Well, you can't blame a guy for trying to get his daughter an income.
    She really is useless though.

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  28. Shocked she got fired.. she must of cheated on Hulk in real life.

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  29. You gotta think this could lead to Hulk following her. It says she was fired, not that she quit. It would be one thing if they agreed for Brooke to leave to cut expenses, but being fired means it wasn't her choice and I can't see Hulk being ok with that.

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  30. So the turn they waited too long on doesn't even get a payoff. Lol

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  31. It's about time. What a useless run.


    At least she can now go live off of her millionaire husband to be. Better get that bun in the oven quick.

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  32. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 16, 2013 at 7:34 PM

    Hopefully this is the Alderaan before the Death Star self-implosion in terms of Hogan firings.

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  33. Apparently it was due to budget cuts. Wouldn't surprise me if Hulk wasn't far behind though. Especially since the reports are that he's behind in pay, not to mention hasn't been on television for a while.

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  34. Wes is the worst male wrestler in the promotion.

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  35. If they can't afford to pay one of their biggest cross-over stars, you know they're in trouble. I mean Hulk and Sting were on Thunder in Paradise, but that was 20 years ago

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  36. Also: HLA

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  37. THREADJACK - WWE - .COM - DOOM - 5 MOVES OF
    #holybreakingnewsbatman

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  38. The MEM should bring Nick in as Bully' s chauffeur. BOOM . . . no more A&8s.

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  39. I have the tendency to narrate my thoughts out loud around my young siblings. All I know about this Brooke thing is shes considered useless by pretty much everyone. My sibling, during a random period of me talking out loud about her getting canned, asked what she did. I just burst out laughing cause I couldn't even answer that question. I'm not sure why I posted this, but hey, we've seen worse on this site. Like Caliber Winfi-*shot a hundred times*

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  40. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 16, 2013 at 8:37 PM

    Ha! I remember that.

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  41. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 16, 2013 at 8:38 PM

    If they're trimming fat, then why is Samoa Joe still there?


    BOOM ROASTED

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  42. Good. Now get rid of Hulk, Sting and Anderson, then go find some new talent to push.

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  43. Must have. Not must of.

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  44. Sorry I got bit excited writing that whopper! Much apologises.

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  45. With an apple in his mouth...

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  46. Who is she engaged to?

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  47. Punk really needs to "Grammar-slam" that one.

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  48. Phil Costa - OL - Cowboys.

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  49. With Hulk signing the deal to appear in the next WWE video game and the fact that he hasn't been on TV at the last two sets of tapings leads me to believe that the announcement that he's gone isn't far away.

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  50. One Samoa Joe can feed the entire roster for six months!

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  51. TNA can't hire anybody *new* unless they have an MMA background.


    Time to make the call to Bob Sapp.

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  52. And he will do it... FOR SHAMOHA! :: Breaks cigar ::


    I miss Armando :(

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  53. And Daniel Puter!

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  54. I wonder if TNA is trying to goad Hulk into quitting for contractual reasons so they can stop paying him.

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  55. Wes could possibly well be the worst male wrestler in any major wrestling promotion. I'm struggling to think of anybody worse and that's including The Great Khali. Hell even the jobbers that I've seen on NXT bump better than he does.

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  56. As long as they go all Undertaker/Stephanie McMahon with it by having Nick Hogan turning around from the driver's seat and saying, "Going somewhere Aces and Eights?" He then immediately drives full throttle into a wall complete with a comedic over-the-top explosion.

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  57. One of those plate glass mugs that Punk handed out on Grammar-slam.. it would be an honour.

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  58. He's totally gonna be at Wrestlemania 30 in some capacity.

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  59. Help me TNA budget cuts. You're my only hope!

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  60. It says a lot when WWE will take on just about any second or third-generation loser, regardless of talent level, and take a pass on Gerry's kid.

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  61. Hogan, Brother Bruti and Brian Knobbs against 3MB, brother!

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  62. Isn't Dan Severn available? He was a big name about 20 years ago which means he fits TNA's criteria for hiring "big name superstars".

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  63. Yeah, but the NWA had to strip him of the NWA title before the launch of TNA because Severn refused to play ball with them.

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  64. Rob Terry is worse than Wes. No one has ever bothered to explain why Rob is still on the payroll despite wrestling for five years and not only showing no improvement whatsoever but actually getting even worse as a worker whereas Magnus showed up at the same time as Terry, was just as horrible as Rob but has improved to the point where he's one of TNA's best all-around workers.
    TNA could easily use the money they're spending on Rob towards something more useful like signing good workers such as Adam Pearce, Johnny Gargano, Rich Swann or for that matter bring back some old faces who still have something to offer like Rhino, Alex Shelley and Jack Evans.

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  65. Well, I know this was a joke but, Spike is footing the bill for Rampage and Tito not TNA. If they do away with Hulk and Bischoff, they will have plenty of money to bring in a couple of wrestlers at minimum pay with no problem.

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  66. So? Hogan refused to play ball with TNA for years but they still signed him anyway.
    TNA clearly has no standards when it comes to hiring wrestlers. Why else is Ken Anderson on the payroll when even ROH wouldn't touch him?

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  67. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 17, 2013 at 1:22 AM

    Brooke is not Hulk's daughter. Linda is a dirty tramp.

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  68. Uhhh... have you *seen* Brooke?

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  69. Maybe they can bring in Elizabeth Rohm to play Brooke. She's better looking and probably cheaper.

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  70. What's the betting she will be back to turn on Hulk at some point?

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  71. http://m955.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/SolidGoldCEO/brooke.jpg.html?o=0&newest=1

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  72. Why is Anderson such a pariah in the business? What did he do? Serious question, since I only followed wrestling sporadically during the time he was Kennedy in WWE up until his Aces and Eights run.

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  73. Brooke can always fall back on her career researching sand sharks.
    Really, though, it's odd TNA felt they couldn't keep her on for at least another week, especially after Bully Ray's "next week is about us" line at Hardcore Justice. Wonder how they're gonna wrap that storyline now.

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  74. APHEX TWIN!! APHEX TWIN~ *gouges own eyes out & tosses them in the nearest river*

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  75. Like I said, Brooke Burns is married #UnleashTheBeast #TheChaseUSA

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  76. But can Bully play the violin?-Henny Youngman

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  77. EVERYTHING WILL BE OK!!!

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  78. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 17, 2013 at 9:47 AM

    That would actually be awesome, and something I would legit pay to see.

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  79. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 17, 2013 at 9:49 AM

    Hey, who's this Caliber Winfi guy?! That sounds a lot like my name! He better not talk about action films and love boner jokes!

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  80. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 17, 2013 at 9:50 AM

    He takes his wife everywhere, but she always finds her way home!

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  81. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 17, 2013 at 10:01 AM

    Cool name. Thought this might be apropos...

    http://scrublife.wordpress.com/2012/09/14/4-of-the-worst-instances-of-tv-censorship/

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  82. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryAugust 17, 2013 at 10:41 AM

    Me too, That came out of nowhere, and was really pointless when it was her last episode.

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  83. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryAugust 17, 2013 at 10:55 AM

    He didn't "refuse to play ball", he had a prior MMA commitment the night of the first TNA PPV so they had to strip him of the title.

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  84. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 17, 2013 at 11:01 AM

    I've always enjoyed network censoring in a train wreck sort of way. My favorite was in "The Hard Way" with James Woods and Michael J. Fox. "Son of a bitch" was replaced with "Slug in a ditch."

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  85. To play devil's advocate, there's a lot of posts on here and sometimes things get missed. I doubt anyone who writes here actually reads everything posted. Not naming names but there's some stuff I go out of my way to avoid.

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  86. Yeah, but which one is a more wooden actress?

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  87. That's pretty much what happened. There were 8 posts made between the Impact review and this. I glanced at them but I rarely read every post.

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  88. Thank fuck. Seriously, she made impact unwatchable for me.

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  89. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryAugust 17, 2013 at 3:05 PM

    "I used to suck feet for coke, you ever suck feet for weed?"
    "Not all brothers know how to use guns, you racist melonfarmer."

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  90. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 17, 2013 at 3:15 PM

    This is awesome^^. Melonfarmer, indeed. What a cracker.

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  91. You can't even spell the name of a president correctly? Come on, Caliber.

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  92. Canadian TV is completely uncensored, and shockingly the country hasn’t burnt down in the middle of the night.

    This isn't true.

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  93. The book reviews?

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  94. Nah I read them. Let's just say there are some Reviews that should stay Masked.

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  95. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonAugust 17, 2013 at 10:17 PM

    Oprah's nephew?

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  96. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 18, 2013 at 8:36 AM

    Ah c'mon, I'm allowed a typo here and there, aren't I?

    It's a good article though, no?

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  97. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 18, 2013 at 8:37 AM

    Well, as far as language is concerned it is.

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  98. I didn't mind it, and I think censorship on TV is silly, though I do understand why it exists.


    The problem is that this article is too similar to something I'd see at Cracked or any other website. Every website does top (x) and I'm getting so sick of seeing everything reduced to a VH1 special.


    You should try to carve out your own niche and identity, and not just do the same stuff people see at Cracked or Buzzfeed or Bleacher Report.


    You want censorship, Billy Madison on ABC cut out t-t-t-t-oday junior.

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  99. I don't know how true that is, I think it depended on the channel. (I went to university in Canada). I do remember many a censored RAW, to the point they released a Banned in Canada tape.

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