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Evolution

> Hi Scott
>
> From the new Triple H DVD, have you seen this picture of Evolution? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVMgp7ICEAAJ8a4.jpg

> Jindrak looks so out of place in this picture
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There was some weird choices going on with that group. im not even sure if Jindrak was part of HHH's crew or what. I know "Katie Vick" was also named as such to introduce Scott "Sick Boy" Vick as her brother around the same time. The mind of HHH is hard to figure.

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  1. Your_Favourite_LoserSeptember 28, 2013 at 6:48 PM

    hey, i read 411, too

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  2. Your_Favourite_LoserSeptember 28, 2013 at 6:53 PM

    i never got the appeal of evolution. totally contrived to be a horsemen ripoff. the only good thing that came out of it was when batista turned face. the rest smacked of hhh trying too hard to be a modern day flair

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  3. This sucked, was there a question or opinion expressed? This is the antiBaker.

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  4. That was the whole point, it was an updated version of The Horsemen.

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  5. The appeal of Evolution, at least for Triple H, was to bury the entire roster.

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  6. Wasn't watching when Jindrak was with Angle so my only real memories of him was the Natural Born Thrillers. Man how different wrestling would have been.

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  7. They don't even fit right. Orton's, especially, looks completely ridiculous. And before anyone says something, that was NOT how things were fitted circa 2003.

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  8. Jindrak didn't get the part due to diminished eyesight caused by an odd refusal to wear sunglasses outdoors.

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  9. It did, however, lead to Orton vs. Jindrak, the greatest I Quit match of all time.

    "Put the goddamn glasses on!"
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
    *THONK*

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  10. Jindrak was a lot like Curtis Axel - great look, great size / body, athletic, has everything but just missing "it".

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  11. Lol

    http://www.freewebs.com/screencapgallery/fight.htm

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  12. Evolution has a fake ID
    They called themselves Brian McGee
    Got drunk and listened to Queen

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  13. That's pretty funny, I'd never heard about it.

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  14. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 28, 2013 at 9:49 PM

    Bastisa and Booker T are the best dressed dudes in wrestling. When big dudes wear suits they are either too tight or too big. Theirs fit just right.

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  15. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 28, 2013 at 9:51 PM

    Evolution's on my TV
    HHH put them there to see
    Pushes end based on his decree

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  16. Evolution's having wine and cheese.
    A sunny picnic filled with glee.
    Next let's buy stuff for scrapbooking.

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  17. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 28, 2013 at 9:56 PM

    Evolution's a mystery
    H dumped Chyna for Stephanie
    Flair is drunk in an SUV

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  18. Evolution has a pet monkey.
    Seemed like fun until it peed.
    Now Flair's carpet's stained and all stinky.

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  19. I miss HHH's Fabio hair.

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  20. Thank God HHH got the final say in THAT one.

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  21. "Jindrak looks so out of place in this picture"

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  22. And why not just go with O'Haire

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  23. HHH said that once Vince realized Jindrak wasn't going to work out, he acted like Batista was his idea..

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  24. If they picked Jindrak they might as well replaced Orton with Maven, and made the legend Buff Bagwell and gone full on CM Punk stable.

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  25. HHH says on the dvd that "Vince wanted it to be the five of us" so I figured it was at the time when Batista was injured and they were going to bring Jindrak in to fill the spot.

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  26. I got the impression all the Batista/Jindrak talk on the dvd was about before the group even debuted.

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  27. Evolution is so sisterly
    They'll do their hair and sit to pee
    And they giggle while watching Glee

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  28. Evolution is so blistery
    They don't wear socks on their feet
    Better fix it with some cream

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  29. Evolution is all jittery
    Up all night, taking speed
    Wash it down with a can of V

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  30. Evolution owns a knittery
    Arts and crafts for all to see
    Batista made a scarf for me

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  31. Evolution: murder mystery
    Ric, dust for prints for me
    Cover the corpse with a sheet

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  32. Evolution is full of STDs
    Gonorrhea and HIV
    Orton's face is all scabby

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  33. This is hilarious to me

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  34. Hence the problem. The Horsemen came together organically. Evolution felt contrived, like when Noah's Arcade presented Wayne's World.

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  35. What was inorganic about it? Batista and Orton weren't much more than injured rookie jobbers. If Triple H and Ric Flair come up to you and say "you, you're with us now!", you'd say no? Not really contrived at all. It's not like they took two guys up the card, who both had to turn heel to join up.

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  36. Too many people, not just wrestlers, don't bother getting their suits fitted properly. It makes such a a huge difference.

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  37. Oh how cute! They're wearing matching outfits!

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  38. Broadly speaking, inorganic simply means that the story didn't feel natural. For example. The Dangerous Alliance was built very well and fell apart well. It all made sense and grew the correct way, therefor it was organic.


    The Punk stuff with Heyman feels organic. They've built it and have been playing headgames for months. Though Punk has a way to make almost everything feel organic.


    The ADR face turn was inorganic. The fans were confused, it came out of nowhere, nobody supported it and it was turned around just as quickly.


    Evolution similarly came out of nowhere. None of the guys had teamed before or even fought before really, they had no past stories, they had no reason to be together (Kayfabe) other than to be a modern 4 Horsemen. Thus, inorganic.

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  39. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/randyortonlegendkiller/untitled2.jpg

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  40. Supposedly, it was a bad match with Jericho that convinced Vince to scuttle the idea.


    No idea if that's true, but the time-line certainly fits - I distinctly remember the rumors that Jindrak was joining the group, he had the match with Jericho on "Raw", it was pretty bland and basic, and the rumors immediately died.

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  41. Orton and jindrak became really good road friends after bunking together in ovw. Orton pushed for jindrak in the group but after a few weeks they went with Batista. Orton was really upset when jindrak was released a few years later

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  42. Vince always had the habit of wearing a giant jacket too.

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  43. <- this man blows goats.

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  44. Or the ability to wrestle. He was missing that too

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  45. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 29, 2013 at 10:43 AM

    People with athletic builds have the hardest time getting suits because you have to get a larger suit and cut it down to size.

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  46. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 29, 2013 at 10:45 AM

    Winner.

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  47. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 29, 2013 at 10:49 AM

    Evolution are bitches to me.
    After rough sex with Stephanie
    Hunter walks oh so gingerly.

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  48. Yea wtf is with those NBA fuzzy warm-up suits.


    (realizing that I myself had a fuzzy powder blue Pistons one)

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  49. Evolution listens to 'Glycerine'
    There are no other Bush songs, it seems
    Except for sometimes 'Broken TV'

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  50. I could tell you, but then I'd just be telling something you already know.

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  51. I'm sure that's gone on all through Vince's reign.

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  52. Reproduction is no mystery,
    We need to talk Stephanie,
    Why does our first born look like Randy (Savage)?

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  53. Batista & O'Haire might have made a pretty sick monster heel tag team back then

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  54. That arrow is pointing at yourself, Bill.

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  55. If you have broad shoulders and a smaller waist, as many athletes do, it's an absolute must to get your shirts and jackets taken in at the waist. Otherwise you look like Jindrak. It's also a good idea to match collars, lapels, and tie width to your overall size and proportions.


    God I got old at some point.

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  56. Well, that's not entirely true. Ric Flair was the piece that connected them. He had been managing Batista and was affiliated with Triple H. Orton was sorta the odd man out.

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  57. Vince also became color blind at some point with his choices in outfits.

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  58. Axel looks like a chipmunk.


    Not a great look.

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  59. Jindrak looks like he was pulled from being an extra with the Talking Heads.

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