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Howdy Blog O' Doomers!

At this point it's no longer a question of if Daniel Bryan will be left lying helpless tonight but HOW will Daniel Bryan be left lying helpless tonight. What will be the cause of our hero's demise tonight?

Or you can watch football :)

All right BOD'ers, I saw 'The Chaperone' was coming on Showtime Family in the wee hours of the morning and I just had to DVR it because...you would all not respect in the morning if I didn't.

But now the question is do I rant on it or not?

Anyway enjoy the show or the football game, come out swinging but please keep it clean.

Comments

  1. After 3 straight weeks of beatdowns and a PPV coming up on Sunday, the show tonight has to end with DB having some sort of victory, doesn't it?

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  2. I'm basically guaranteeing the faces stand tall at the end of the show tonight. It's just a question of who helps DB and gives him the hope spot. I'm assuming Ziggler + various assorted Rhodes's. If Miz is back from Abu Dhabi maybe him. I don't think they'd waste Big Show helping him yet, they'd probably save that and build a whole show around that.


    It's just betting on 50/50 booking. No chance they're changing the title so DB+friends will get a big win the week before the PPV.

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  3. "But now the question is do I rant on it or not?"

    DO IT!

    And should we start the bitcHHHing now, or wait until his big ol' schnozz appears on screen?

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  4. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 9, 2013 at 3:04 PM

    Being that his big ol' schnozz will probably be on the screen as soon as the opening montage is over, I think we should bitch now.

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  5. Yes please. Rant on The Chaperone, should be fun.

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  6. Bryan should be allowed to knee HHH's shnoz this week, seeing as HHH will almost certainly be screwing Bryan over at NOC.

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  7. It's a great night for football. Last week's Raw relegated this week's to the DVR.

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  8. So . . . Goldust . . .


    Is he going to be squashed? Is Orton going to underestimate him? What's the predictions for it?

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  9. Should be 10 minutes tops let Goldust get a couple of his spots in, a near fall or two then eat an RKO.

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  10. Kind gets me thinking has Goldust ever had a match against a current World Title holder before?

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  11. Sure! I remember a Raw up here in Edmonton in '97 that was main evented by Bret Hart vs Goldust.

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  12. Ahh cool, I really couldn't remember, would of been super weird if this was the closest he ever got to the title.

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  13. Actually i'm wrong, Bret wasn't the champ then, it was the Undertaker as they were building up to Summerslam. Funny i don't remember Taker on that show at all!

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  14. He's had at least a couple. I know he wrestled Shawn Michaels in 96 after winning a mini-battle royal, and he took on Bret Hart at the MSG Raw in in '97.

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  15. I'd love that. Bryan is beat, busted, on the ground, hulks up just long enough to run up and whack Hunter with his knee, then goes down again.

    "BY GAWD THERE'S SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HIM AFTERALL!"

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  16. Goldust will get squashed.

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  17. I am kinda excited to a stupid degree for a Goldust match. Especially with Orton having a good run.

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  18. Great opportunity for Orton to get some heat on himself by squashing the shit out of Goldust. A couple head punts, a ref stoppage, a stretcher job, and Orton being a cocky jock asshole before taking a house mic and saying "Cody, you're still fired, try something else". Orton does not need to be showing any ass for Goldust of all ppl and a dominant NWA-style heel champ going in to the ppv works for me

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  19. OR, at least to kill some time, you can put on the US Open Final between Djokovic and Nadal, which has an under-the-radar rivalry quality that is easily the tennis equivalent to Flair-Steamboat. C'mon, Djoker!

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  20. HHH predigrees the Midnight Rider tonight...

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  21. The way the Skins/Eagles game is going...I might watch wrestling. It's a weird game already with all the various turnovers.

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  22. 2 important baseball series start tonight (well game 1s have already started Orioles vs Yankees in Baltimore with the Orioles 2 back and Yankees 2 1/2 back from the AL wild card and Indians/Royals in Cleveland with the Indians 2 back and Royals 3 1/2 back with about 19-20 games left in the season (NY and KC have 19, Bal and Cle have 20)

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  23. Ugh... the first quarter of this Eagles/Redskins game feels longer than an episode of RAW.

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  24. Goldust gets some offense, Orton returns some, dominates, becomes a dick about it, then...Midnight Rider music hits, Rider comes on out, adds intrigue, HHH goes apeshit, gets clocked with a cowbell, Orton gets clocked with a cowbell, Goldust wins.... Cody unmasks. That's how I'd do it.

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  25. Wonder if Edge will factor into shit, as far as him rallying the troops. God knows it would be fitting in a way, if they have him be the one who tells everyone to grow a sack and tell HHH off....

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  26. I'm pretty pumped for this show. Raw has been on fire lately+Toronto crowd. Should be awesome.

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  27. That said, assuming the ratings tank and they panic like hell, who do they bring in to be the new token figurehead who serves as a counterbalance to HHH and curb his bullshit? Is Mick Foley doing anything? They did that last time HHH and Steph were on a power trip IIRC the summer of 2000, in terms of making Foley commissioner and granting him nebulous power to cockblock every one of HHH's whims.

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  28. Bonus points if they have Foley point out how we've seen the HHH show run rampant so many times that fans instinctively turn the channel when he's on an asshole binge

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  29. Ratings go down? More McMahons! Ratings still go down? Even More McMahons.

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  30. Or hell, get Austin to do it. God knows it would shake shit up and make some shockwaves. IIRC Orton never had a chance to fight Austin during his legend killer spree so there is that angle, plus Punk not liking Austin and the idea of HHH being uber uber pissed off that the Board of Director installed Austin as commissioner simply to fuck with HHH in terms of picking the one person HHH hates most in the world to veto his evil whims

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  31. Watch Toronto boo Edge.


    Because Toronto.

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  32. Edge is here. cheers.
    I'm here to promote the WWE app. booed out of the building.

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  33. "Just because this man performs well doesn't mean we should forget the horrible things he's done in the past."
    "That's a good point, Brain, but Edge has atoned for his sins!"
    "Sorry, what was that, Monsoon? I was watching the football game. Michael Vick is playing."
    "WILL YOU PAY ATTENTION?!"

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  34. Jesus, Chimel.

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  35. Edge is definitely one of those guys you miss after they stop wrestling. You didn't realize how good he was until he was gone.

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  36. Now THAT is how I want to start my Mon night viewing. :-)

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  37. Edge eats a Pedigree/RKO. Great heat segment or too far and pisses off the crowd more than it "angers" them?

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  38. Edge ain't taking a bump with that neck.

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  39. I heard them say in a F4W audio show with Lance Storm that Edge can't even take a bump any more. Too much risk involved. Although that came from Lance and not from Edge, so I'm not sure.

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  40. "Every time I come out here you remind me why this is home." - Guy who lives in Tampa.

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  41. Wow. Totally forgot about Rated RKO.

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  42. ... said everyone.

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  43. What about a low blow? Or Orton just spits in his face?

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  44. Yeah, I don't think I was watching at the time.

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  45. Carolina, but yeah

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  46. I liked Rated RKO.

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  47. "Randy Orton is NOT gonna be the guest...." = guaranteed Orton in ring.

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  48. Hey dude, whatever you're into. I don't judge.

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  49. If only Edge were still in good health. Him and Bryan could probably have torn the house down.

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  50. My favorite Edge partner...Lita's over-inflated implants!

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  51. So...can we say that Show fisted DBry?

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  52. That was my first thought, actually.

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  53. TORONTO IS YES. Sorry Jericho.

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  54. Love it when Edge, Foley, or Piper appear--they know how to put storylines over and aren't afraid to say whatever they want to add that extra gravitas

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  55. Kinda be funny if Bryan got beat down right here and had his beard shaved on the Cutting Edge.

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  56. One of the reasons I really like DBry....he seems genuinely surprised and grateful to be so damn over.

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  57. Poor Big Show has to feed his family? He can't go hang out with Virgil and learn from him?

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  58. Stopped watching the Open when Hewitt got eliminated, just like every other tournament :P

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  59. NO ONE should have to go learn anything from Virgil.

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  60. Because they don't have a spot they need to worry about protecting. In particular, the more recent retirees/WWE ex-pats are in a more unique position than the old timers when it comes to producing quality return work. Not only do they not give a fuck about protecting their position, but they don't need the money WWE offers. Thus, we get Bro-tista, Edge's "Are you going to let Brock do that, John?" promo, and Brock killing people in the mouth,

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  61. "You know, Monsoon, if I managed Daniel Bryan he would win every match."
    "Why do you think that, Brain?"
    "I could hide a steel chair in his beard!"
    "WILL YOU STOP?!"

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  62. He has beat Randy Orton

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  63. No idea how Piper isn't involved with WWE doing something right now. Even something like those LOW round tables.

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  64. Thank you, friend.

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  65. So it took Orton 3 weeks to figure out how to carry that belt properly. What a moron.

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  66. Wasn't he, at one point?


    (I'm not sure, since it's been close to two years since I've had Classics On Demand)

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  67. I wish this show had started with The Rock ripping Toronto for 20 minutes again.

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  68. He looked good in his last couple appearances too. Lost the spare tire and managed to reign in his maniacness a few degrees.

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  69. I think - think - he might be in a "fuck Vince" state of mind. It comes and goes.

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  70. Edge has been really lame in this segment so far

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  71. I don't know, I thought the delivery on that spine burn was pretty damn great.

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  72. It must be an opening segment because here comes PoocHHHie.

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  73. How so? Should he have speared HHH by now or something?

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  74. The opening riff of King of Kings is what I imagine Hunter sounds like after a Doritos Locos Taco.

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  75. Jesus Triple H already? They can't trust Orton with a promo for more than a few minutes? I love Triple H, but WTF?

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  76. He is just pandering, really. Nothing special or memorable at all.

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  77. Do you think Edge can still do the spear?

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  78. Anyone else think Lemmy coulda made a great wrestler?

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  79. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUZD_wWW-sQ

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  80. "It must be an opening segment because here comes PoocHHHie."


    FTFY

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  81. HHH thought Cena couldn't make it...


    but he OVERCAME THE ODDS!

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  82. I forget who made the comparison - if it was you, sorry - but it's brilliant.

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  83. Edge: The Good, the Bad and the Fuckless

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  84. Scott ten years ago. 15 years ago when he first used it to describe Nash.

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  85. LOL NIce way to work in the TV show promo Trips.

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  86. AND a Samuel L. reference. Very nice.

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  87. Lord Alfred should be the only one is who allowed to say "promotional consideration".

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  88. I was certainly wrong about Sin Cara too!

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  89. Oh, wow. No shit. Totally forgot about that.

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  90. Edge: "Okay, then let's see you keep Smackdown afloat for half a decade."

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  91. "Prove me wrong."


    Where have I heard that before?

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  92. Edge really looks good...younger. Seems like life off the road agrees with him.

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  93. Fuck. Now I want to see Edge and HHH go at it. Stupid injuries.

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  94. Did they ever get their privilege to Sing-a-long with The Rock reinstated?

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  95. He didn't knock her up. At least i hope not, any man that fucked Chyna obviously doesn't have the highest standards.

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  96. When you save / invest your money like those three - you can come and go as you please and not worry about making Vince happy.

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  97. I like HHH. Honestly, I do. I rag on him all the time, but as a performer, he's one of the best of his generation.


    But I hate these smarmy, "smartest guy in the room" promos.


    The heel should never be making valid points about the babyfaces. That's the kind of shit that nearly sank Punk in the Fall of 2011.

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  98. Kharma is a bit more attractive than Chyna though

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  99. Hey now Toronto....that's not a PG chant.

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  100. Edge: "You have two slim jims for quads."

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  101. And know stephanie is slowly becoming chyna 2.0.

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  102. Ironically it's also the thing that got him over in 2011 as well.

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  103. Yeah, that's just damn scary. Seriously.

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  104. Oh no! They fed Christian to the lions!

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  105. Good ending for the segment. Sorry for Christian though.

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  106. Good way to write Christian off TV while he recovers from a concussion

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  107. Nothing he said was valid. He THINKS he is the smartest guy in the room.

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  108. Best heels in the opening promo:


    1. Triple H
    2. The Shield
    3. Guy in the background wearing a Habs jersey in Toronto
    4. Orton

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  109. Won't somebody please think of Christian!

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  110. Man that was just a great opener. Triple H is killing it.

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  111. "One more match" = "Edge, we hope you die"?

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  112. anyone else weirded out by WWE promoting the Warrior in the new video game? I have this awful vision of Vince and Hellwig in a backroom pulling a Patterson.

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  113. Orton put in about 25% in this segment

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  114. He's hurt again? No wonder he cant get a sustained push. Ever since his ascension to the WHC 2 years ago he can't go more than a few months without getting injured.

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  115. I haven't heard an asshole chant since like 2000.

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  116. Well, it's fine for the babyface to be "the smartest guy in the room," but Hunter would routinely lace into Punk for whining and then Punk would be booked to do just that, without any witty comebacks except cracks about Stephanie, which is all anyone seems to be able to get away with against Hunter.


    I don't know why the man refuses to show ass on the mic.

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  117. He got concussed in the match with Orton.

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  118. HHH was really good and it got a lot better when he came out.

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  119. pulling Patterson, or pulling a Patterson?

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  120. Ad Break Topic #1


    Restore one (still-living) retired wrestler to full youth and health to compete again.

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  121. Christian's fault, obviously. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

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  122. Ricky Steamboat, just imagine what he could do with the guys today.

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  123. Wouldn't we all? I sometimes get concussed watching his matches.

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  124. The man, the myth -- ROCKY MOUNTAIN THUNDER.

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  125. Shawn Michaels.

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  126. He is really unpredictable and you never know which Piper will show up.

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  127. Savage. No question.

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  128. Mick Foley. He'd be money in this angle.

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  129. Has to be Stone Cold. Both as a in-ring wrestler and money drawing machine.

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  130. still-living . . .

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  131. Yeah, I'd just about kill to see Ricky/CM Punk & Ricky/DBry.

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  132. How about the Genius, then? He's still alive.

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  133. I'm gonna pull a swerve.


    Scott Hall.

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  134. The most successful characters are mere exaggerated extensions of themselves.

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  135. As much as I may gripe about Hunter, I can't even front on the man's heel abilities. I feel like a 10-year-old mark railing at Jim Cornette in 96 for talking smack on Shawn Michaels.

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  136. I would say HBK...but not with HHH running things...it might get obnoxious. So, let's go with Austin because he's great in the ring, outside the ring, and has a great mind

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  137. Do no other euphemisms exist in wrestling for a fucked neck but "a stack of dimes"?

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  138. Close second would be Rick Rude

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  139. "Toronto is my town."


    But Toronto never wins, Hunter!

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  140. Okay, that was an awesome megalomaniacal promo.

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  141. Yeah, I'm not even sure I get it. Comparing the discs to loosely stacked dimes? Is that it?

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  142. Damn, Triple H has never been on fire like this promo wise. So good.

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  143. blitzkrieg and dean malenko.

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  144. 2 for 2 on Hunter appearing in segments so far.

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  145. HHH was really good in that segment.

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  146. Hide your kids, hide your midcard titles, it's Kofi Kingston!

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  147. I actually like Kofi quite a bit. Dude has springs in his legs.

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  148. I means it looks skinny.

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  149. HHH segments so far: 2


    Don't care if they're good, I expect this to rise to about 8 or 9 by the end of the show

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  150. See also: it looks like the neck of a normal human being.

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  151. please kofi take my shame-rock-title!

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  152. I really hope they have Big E Langston somehow appear at NoC and become a Heyman guy. Axel is not the answer.

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  153. 2 for 2 on really good segments so far.

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  154. Oh, I expect 11.

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  155. At last, he's on his owwwwwnnnnn!

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  156. Kofi vs. Axel.


    Well, back to football.

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  157. Eh, Big E doesn't need Heyman. Heyman is for guys who can't cut promos, Big E is good on the mic.

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  158. Guessing Axel gets his win back from Smackdown

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  159. I get diarrhea watching Orton matches.


    (BUT THEY'RE METHODICAL!)

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  160. Big E needs to get over though. If they wont turn him face, let Heyman get him over

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  161. Rumors are they are about to turn him face anyway though.

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  162. Wins on Smackdown are only worth half a win.

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  163. Who took the bigger bump on that SOS? Hate offensive moves where the guy giving it takes the bigger bump.

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  164. Heyman looks like Paul Giamatti after a week-long coke binge

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  165. Good. He was an awesome face in NXT

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  166. Turrible, just turrible!

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  167. The idea is the wrestler giving the move is prepared for the bump and doesn't take as much damage while the guy taking it was unprepared even if the bump looked bigger.


    I love the SOS

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  168. That would never happen to Daniel Bryan, who is well aware that he has until five.

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