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TNA Impact Live Thread

Tonight, Hulk Hogan will address AJ Styles and Dixie Carter about what happened last week.

Matches for tonight include:

Chris Sabin vs. Manik for the X Division Title
Magnus & Samoa Joe & Sting vs. Knux & Garrett Bischoff & Wes Brisco
Eric Young & Joseph Park & ODB vs. Robbie E. & Jesse Godderz & ???

Comments

  1. The opening: Magnus slumping, Bully and Brooke, and As The Styles Turns.


    Shit...

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  2. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 7:07 PM

    At least it started with Brooke.

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  3. So who's on the chopping block now?

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  4. It is the end of the first quarter and the St. Louis Rams are beating the San Francisco 49ers 3 - 0 in what has been a great start to the game.

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  5. Yeah, there was basically no mystery to the ???... if it wasn't Gail, who in the hell would it be?


    Also, thank god for Young and Park.

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  6. Too bad Gail burned her bridges with the WWE because she is awesome. Probably the best women's wrestler in North America

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  7. New York Yankee 2nd baseman Robinson Cano is seeking a 10 year contract valued at approximately $305 million dollars.

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  8. Nope. I don't see any more of those megadeals being offered. Unless in desperation.

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  9. Okay, give me your Top 3-5.

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  10. Steve Austin likes Alpha Brain because it's like WD40 for his brain and T+ makes his flag pole be at full salute everytime he sees a pair of tits.....The Steve Austin Show

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  11. Totally agree...Besides that Robinson Cano is the last guy i'd expect to that kind of cash...He's a great player but, 305 million...No Way!

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  12. The ONLY way I'd consider joining Twitter to follow Dixie: Nudes of her. With Gail, also nude.

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  13. Who do you think is number one then?

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  14. A new island emerged off the coast of Pakistan after a deadly magnitude 7.7 earthquake on Sept. 25, 2013.

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  15. The Yanks are screwed. They have a lot of guys coming off the books and a huge payroll, not to mention A-Rod being paid while suspended. They are much better off letting Cano walk at this point.

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  16. They can use it as the new Impact Zone

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  17. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 7:25 PM

    Way to miss the clothesline, Joey.

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  18. I can't imagine the Yankees giving anyone a 10 year deal for awhile but its possible some other team might bite. Isnt cano 30?

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  19. The one with fandango is probably the hottest so basically that could make her #1

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  20. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 7:29 PM

    Make it a threesome with Tessmacher and you have a deal.

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  21. I don't care what anyone says, that match was fun. There's a time and place for dumb humor in wrestling. That was it.

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  22. Wrestler, not "Female involved in wrestling we'd like to see nude."

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  23. Yes it was. It's not like the Knockouts really have a division anymore, sadly.

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  24. Can someone let me know when the Garrett bischoff vs wes brisco match starts? I want to make sure I don't miss it.

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  25. 1. Mickie James
    2. Gail Kim
    3. Sarah del Ray
    4. AJ
    5. Emma

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  26. Hopefully in some indy that doesn't even have a DVD deal.

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  27. Yeah then I dunno...

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  28. They have what, three women left now?

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  29. Kenny King is ripping off Kevin Hart's material, I see.

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  30. Well, guess he still wont be making me laugh then

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  31. ODB, Gail, Tessmacher . . . So Cal Val? Dixie?

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  32. King is trying. This crowd isn't buying.

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  33. Dude is aj legit the 4th best? I ask because I watched that match Monday (I usually fwwd so I really don't know) and she took the lamest bump on an x factor thing

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  34. WoW! Continuity!

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  35. ODB, Gail, Tess is sidelined with Aces it seems, Val's gone, Dixie? HAH!

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  36. So Cal Val is fired and might be serving time for a DUI. I guess I forgot about Velvet.

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  37. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 7:35 PM

    King is still here? Go figure.

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  38. It's true. I remember the Eugene vs. Simon Dean match from the Eddie Tribute Raw being exactly what I needed at that moment to forget for a few minutes just how bummed I was. And it was a really good little comedy match, to boot, that got laughs from the audience IIRC.

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  39. Oh yea Velvet, and I think I meant Christy Hemme then

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  40. The knockouts division as had some pretty cool and memorable stuff. IMO one of the best things about TNA historically and I don't mean that as back handed compliment

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  41. Oh and Leia Tapp'd is under contract too I believe.

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  42. AJ isnt great but miles ahead of any other diva. Natalya is awful, if you ask me. Constantly blows spots and has she ever had a decent match in the WWE? I dont get why people think she is being wasted. Kaitlyn is more competent in the ring than her.

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  43. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 7:37 PM

    LET'S GET THE MATCH STARTED!!!




    *Goes to a commercial*

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  44. So he wears his wrestling trunks as underwear . . . interesting . . .

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  45. My "Director's Cut" of Gravity:


    Bullock and Clooney skydive. No parachutes.

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  46. They're desperately scrambling to make sense of their storylines after all of these firings. That face turn was really random.

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  47. She used to be real good, I think 2 years of farting and being Khali's hussie kind of made her rusty.


    And Kaitlyn has continually improved since she started, which is really all I look for from a wrestler.

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  48. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 7:38 PM

    ..this was the best part of that match:


    http://i.imgur.com/96HoFtT.gif

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  49. Aries turned weeks ago, after breaking up with Roode thanks to Bad Influence.

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  50. I don't remember that for some reason. I guess I couldn't tell because Aries is just such a natural dick.

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  51. Sara Del Ray
    Cheerleader Melissa
    Gail Kim

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  52. So I mean are there women wrestlers here in north america putting on 3.5 star plus matches? Like the wwe divas can't be the best of the new crop can they??? Because the few matches I catch (on wwe) occasionally are between dud and maybe 1 star. There must be ones out there that are better right?

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  53. I've seen Gail Kim pull 3.25 star matches with Taryn Terrerll. She is really, really good.

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  54. I'm sure there are, Cheerleader Melissa is a name that I see a lot although I only saw her brief TNA work.


    Gail and Taryn Terrell put on a 3-4 star match recently in TNA, but Terrell left to have a child.

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  55. I think I'm partial to those types of characters. Growing up I was a big Norman the Lunatic fan.

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  56. Del Ray is just a trainer for developmental now though.

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  57. 49ers 7 - Rams 3 2nd Quarter

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  58. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    Not too often you see a black wrestler not named New Jack or Abdullah get busted open.

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  59. They are probably too afraid of her skills getting over to even let her wrestle on NXT on occassion.

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  60. She, as a trainer, is LIGHT YEARS ahead of any of those chick mentioned

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  61. The old ECW commish? BTW I'm not really a consieur of women's wrestling but Tara is probably my fave. Fine worker, good characters over the years.

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  62. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 7:45 PM

    Wow. King is REAALY busted open.

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  63. I'm totally okay with this being the only kind of 'crimson' we see on Impact again.

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  64. Fuck these shitty thursday night nfl games. At least niners look like they'll cover

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  65. King is bleeding buckets

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  66. Yep yep http://youtu.be/yvI2fkHw8Os give it a watch, was really good.

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  67. Agree on Tara.


    And yep, Gail and Terrell had possibly the match of the show... a PPV at that.

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  68. So that was a glorified squash. Did King get any offense in that?

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  69. The game is brutal, I benched Kaepernick for Vick in my fantasy game.

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  70. He didn't do too badly.

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  71. Kaps been brutal the last 2 games

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  72. And actually that was the wrong match, was good, but this was the PPV awesome one: http://dai.ly/x10jllh

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  73. I'm not arguing that but if she is not an active wrestler anymore, then she doesnt really count.

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  74. Tapa moves around the ring like Giant Gonzales.

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  75. Chances she gets a KO title reign before the end of the year?


    I'd put it at 50/50.

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  76. Delusional Sabin might actually work. First time he's ever had a personality.

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  77. Well at least since he had Alex Shelley to impart personality onto him via proxy.

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  78. There's a guy they need to rehire now that they've freed up some money.

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  79. Wait, MORE continuity? Really? Well, something's going right at least.

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  80. Yea, but from everything I read he is very happy wrestling in Japan.

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  81. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 7:54 PM

    Better fit for E.G.O.: Sabin or Magnus?

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  82. Now? Sabin's new character would fit perfectly, but EGO doesn't need more members, it's fine as a trio

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  83. I could see her in to be ODB's "Opponent of the Month", kinda like Hogan's "lesser" opponents.

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  84. They should have reformed Fourtune with those 4 and have them run roughshod over the over company Horsemen style.


    There is no reason to turn Aries back face after that bullshit (by bullshit meaning the way it played out) title reign.

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  85. Remember when Kenny King jumping to TNA seemed like a good career move?

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  86. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 7:56 PM

    YOU could probably get a KO title match by the end of the year at the pace they're getting rid of people.

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  87. There was no reason to turn him heel in the first place. Other than to shoehorn Hardy into the BfG title match, which didn't really help all that much anyway.

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  88. If it's against Gail, sign me up.

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  89. In hindsight, "Dixie Carter's daddy bought her a wrasslin' company" is a funny line.

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  90. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 7:59 PM

    Dixie wouldn't be bad at this if she could change her facial expressions.

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  91. Best case is a second-rate Steph. Do we really need ANOTHER one of those around?

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  92. I don't know enough about NA women's wrestling to say who is number one, but Serena Deeb and half the roster of Shimmer are better than Gail.

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  93. While watching these video packages, it's pretty apparent that Dixie has been studying Stephanie for her 'shrill shrew' delivery.

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  94. Christopher Daniels is doing running commentary on his twitter . . .

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  95. He was pushed for about three weeks then got tossed away like garbage.

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  96. Yea cause you've never done that before Hogan . . .

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  97. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:05 PM

    Like I said. They need to:


    1.) Get another show and split the roster.
    2.) Take the unused talent and maximize the talent (like tag teams)
    3.) Get rid of a third of the roster.

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  98. You can't do both 1 and 3. Also, Tenay with the BURN after Tazz botches his line.

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  99. The year and a half long storyline of Aces & Eights really hurt the promotion. All that is left is Bully and three guys that no one gives a fuck about.

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  100. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:07 PM

    You had one three word phrase, Tazz...One THREE letter phase. And you fucked it up.

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  101. Man, Angle has become the DMX of professional wrestling. I hope dude pulls it together.

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  102. I FINALLY GOTTA GOLD CHOCOBO!!!!


    Took like 3 days (5 hours game time)


    Here I come Knights of the Round

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  103. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:08 PM

    I didn't mean do all three. One of the three would help tremendously.

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  104. of note - DMX's last album was actually tremendous.

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  105. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:09 PM

    As long as this does not mean he runs naked through the hallways I'm all for it.

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  106. The one from last summer? Eh, it was OK. A few great songs but a lot of mediocre ones too.

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  107. I really liked it, the track he did on MGK's album was out of control.

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  108. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:10 PM

    Please stop playing that AT&T "Joke" commercial.

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  109. 49ers 14, Rams 3 Halftime

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  110. Hey, I'm working on FF Tactics... in between loving Saints Row 4, trying to love GTA 5, and liking FF14.

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  111. Did you see the rare Fair Catch Kick attempt?

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  112. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:12 PM

    I've said this for GOD knows how long. Split the roster, gibe them their own show (Xplosion) make the TV title the focal point of that show.


    James Storm would be a great pick for a champion. He could rebuild the fucked up things they've done to his career.

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  113. Ethan... Ethan... WHO THE FUCK IS ETHAN?

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  114. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:12 PM

    TNA has improved their music.

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  115. ETHAN! Yup, that's gonna save the company.

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  116. I've been playing Suikoden II myself, never played through it before and just finished 1. That and GTA V, FF 14 and MLB The Show 13

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  117. I told a co-worker that he has never seen anyone beat Emerald Weapon without Underwater Materia.


    I told him, I have done it damn near ever time. So that's the reason for playing FF7


    FFT always stays in rotation. Im gonna play that next.


    MONKS
    LANCERS
    SUMMONERS


    Un. Stoppable.

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  118. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:13 PM

    Best part of the Sabin heel turn: it keeps Velvet out of the ring.

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  119. How are you playing II? I don't feel like overpaying for it on EBay, but might end up doing so some day. It's the only one I'm missing now.

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  120. I wonder if after they debut Ethan, they'll finally debut Bill and Steve and Jim?

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  121. Emulating it on my OUYA

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  122. Yeah, that was pretty nice.

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  123. Clearly Manik has never watched a Bret Hart match. Or any wrestling match, for that matter.

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  124. This match...isn't very good.

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  125. Even Hebner's botching spots.

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  126. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:17 PM

    If they were gonna give Manik another name, they should have changed his outfit.

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  127. We've had Suicide, and Manik... what's next, Depression?

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  128. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    He's still dressed like Suicide.

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  129. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:19 PM

    They could have done the 5 stages.

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  130. Eh, the costume already had an M on it though.

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  131. Ugh, I'm still slogging through FF 13-2.

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  132. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:20 PM

    Yeah that MUCH better.


    Funny that he revealed his identity and he put the mask back on.

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  133. Sabin wanted a cuddle... let him have it Earl.

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  134. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:20 PM

    Now playing the part on Sherri Martel: Velvet Sky.

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  135. Okay, heel Sabin sucks. The guy has a fun personality but his ringwork has gone to shit.

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  136. Well sticking two guys who NEED others to carry them to good matches in a match together is never a good thing.

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  137. Garret Bishoff is the worst.

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  138. Was Velvet wearing one of Dixie's old dresses? Are times that tight for TNA?

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  139. No, I mean he was terrible at doing simple heel shit.

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  140. Out of what's left of the TNA roster, who would you keep/push if you "had the keys"?

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  141. Well he hasn't been heel in what 8 years or so?

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  142. I hope Walt kills Todd and his uncles on the Breaking Bad series finale.....I can't wait until Sunday.

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  143. Push Magnus as hard as you can. It's not like you're going to lose more money.

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  144. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:25 PM

    Joe. They had the right idea when they put the TV Title on him. Put it back on him and let him run roughshod through the midcard.

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  145. Sam Bradford has gotten paid a king's ransom to be a very mediocre QB.

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  146. Suicide, finally a character that expresses how TNA fans feel watching Impact.... Thank God for NFL Network...Still 49ers 14, Rams 3 3rd Quarter Rams fans are pissed their offense sucks.

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  147. I would clean out the dead wood and bring in fresh talent.

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  148. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:28 PM

    LOL @ the evil villain laugh.

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  149. Why aren't those two holding the tag titles?

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  150. Assuming we come off of BfG with Styles as champ, signed:


    Champ: Styles, face
    ME Faces: Aries, (re)build Storm/Joe/Magnus
    ME Heels: Bully (w/Brooke, no more Aces), Roode, damn, gotta build a couple at least.


    Teams: Bad Influence beat GunStorm for titles, Joe/Magnus, Sting/Angle,


    I'm gonna edit this, feel like I'm missing people I shouldn't be.

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  151. Pecking Order:
    1. AJ Styles
    2. Bobby Roode
    3. Samoa Joe
    4. Christopher Daniels
    5. Austin Aries
    6. Magnus
    7. Bully Ray (but back to being a singles guy)
    8. James Storm
    9. Kazarian
    10. Joseph Park
    11. Zema Ion (He deserves a chance to comeback) with the shit he's gone through in the last year
    Also keep: Gail Kim, ODB, Eric Young, Sabin, Jessie Godderz, Brooke Tessmacher, Lei'D Tapa(deserves a chance)
    If they take a paycut: Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, Sting
    Gone: Chavo, Garrett, Gunner, Hernandez, Bradley, King, King Mo, Knux, Manik, Rampage, Rob Terry, Robbie E, Rockstar Spud, Sam Shaw, Tito, Wes, Velvet, Hogan, E. Bischoff
    Give the book to Borash (but I know he's too busy) maybe see if Tazz can book and get him off announcing, if he can't cut him too.

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  152. Because they figured Storm could help turn Gunner into a star, but Storm's bum ankle has been holding them back for months now.

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  153. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:33 PM

    So you wouldn't have a tag division? (not that there is much of one now.)

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  154. You have EGO, You can piece together other tag teams out of it, of course you'd be bringing in new talent at cheaper rates as well, a bunch of tag teams is the best way to introduce new talent.

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  155. Maniacal Laugh . . . Maniacal Laugh . . .

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  156. Bye Wes? If so, WOOHOO!

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  157. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:42 PM

    Bye you bootleg Brutus Beefcake.

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  158. Colin Kaepernick throws a touchdown pass to Vernon Davis to increase the 49ers lead to 21 49ers, 3 Rams 3rd Quarter

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  159. Leaving the colors on gets ANOTHER Piledriver... DON'T FUCKING TOUCH HIM!

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  160. I would push Chavo and Hernandez 2 the sky.

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  161. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:47 PM

    Only way I push them to the sky is if it was out of an airplane.

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  162. If by the sky, you mean out of an airplane with one parachute between them, I'm in full agreement.

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  163. What the fuck did he just say?

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  164. Yeah, I'd still rather let him talk than Styles.

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  165. Okay, assuming that this "main event" turns into the shitshow that most of us are expecting...


    Not a good show. The best match was... Aries/King, or the opening 6-person? Shit.

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  166. Chavo is better than Eddy and Rey

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  167. Eddy's dead. Rey's just about retired.


    And I'd still rather be paying either of them than Chavo.

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  168. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:55 PM

    KNOCK HIM OUT, HULK!!!


    ..oh wait.

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