Weeks before Wrestlemania 30 John Cena comes out and puts over The Undertaker as the man he respects the most out of the locker room. "But I'm going to break the streak."
Wrestlemania 30. Back and forth match. Cena gets Taker in the STF. He makes it to the ropes. Cena hits the AA. Taker kicks out. Undertaker's thinking old school. Cena counters and climbs the 2nd turnbuckle. Attitude Adjustment from the top! Undertaker kicks out. Taker and the ref bump into each other and both are down. Cena looks down at the ref then back at Taker. He repeats this for what seems like forever trying to make up his mind. He goes to check on the referee and wake him up. Nope, he's out. He turns back to Taker. Suddenly Cena's facial expression turns into a scowl. He reaches in his jorts and pulls out brass knux still staring down Taker with an angry look. Taker slowly makes his way to his feet and turns around and Cena blasts him. Taker is knocked out in the center of the ring. Cena leans over him. You can't see me. Five Knuckle Shuffle with the brass knux. Covers him and the ref slowly crawls over. 1.. 2.. 3. Trash fills the ring in disgust.
The next night on Raw Triple H comes out and says he just can't allow the ultra-prestigious streak to end that way and brings out the ref who reverses the decision and declares Cena disqualified. Triple H books a rematch for Wrestlemania 31.. in a Hell In A Cell match.
I do accept checks.
This is either the worst or best troll ever. Can't decide which one yet.
Boys get excited and grow up to be wrestlers: They get pushed with the "boyhood dream!' angle. Women do it, they are turned heel and mocked by the announcers. Its a shame Steph puts up with the double standard.
ReplyDeleteLike the match scenario if they go that route. HATE the overturn. If they decide to break the streak have the balls to see it all the way through. A dusty finish involving the streak would be the worst thing they could do.
ReplyDeleteI was watching some old Cena clips on YouTube the other day to see how the crowd acted when he was still a heel. He was a pretty bad heel. True, he was still relatively new then, but he got popular after he started pandering to the crowd and making goofy jokes...basically the same guy he is now. I have to wonder if people are remembering Cena's heel period as something different than what it was.
ReplyDeleteIf Cena cheated to beat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania 30, that would be like a heel turn.
ReplyDeleteYea, I thought that was what he was implying...a Cena turn to beat the streak.
ReplyDeleteWas this fantasy booking acted out with WWE Elite Action figures first?
ReplyDeleteIts not a troll Scott, its just Baker on his new meds. Still Cena heel turn/Streak questions...less psychotic ramblings.
ReplyDeleteI think lita and Trish headlined a raw once?
ReplyDeleteAnd i like aj getting excited about being champ. Why shouldn't she? She just needs better opponents!
I loved his heel run, not sure what clips you were watching.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteI have done something similar to this in Booking Revolution for funsies.
ReplyDeleteNice article. I'm now a bigger fan of her.
ReplyDeleteI feel like this story was written for Natalya to be the endgame and for her to blow off the AJ vs. Total Divas feud, but Natalya may have killed it for herself with her botches and how awful she was on commentary.
ReplyDeleteI'd be good with this playing out, though I could do without the overturn on Monday night. Hell, it might not even *actually* turn Cena heel.
ReplyDeleteUm, no overturn. Makes undertaker look like a whiny pussy. Undertaker returns for revenge and then retires. Hell, u could even have cena attack him after the match after losing to turn him heel.
ReplyDeleteHonestly he's so much better as a face. What would he do as a heel? Hogan was 100x more stale AND the wcw fan base was different than who he got over with. It would have been like if sting jumped to the wwe and turned heel. If hogan stayed in the WWF through the 90's he might not have ever turned...and been fine.
ReplyDeleteTbf Stephanie doesn't give a fuck about any of their dreams, male or female.
ReplyDeleteI wish AJ loses tonight because they wanted to push Total Divas, 30 years following wrestling tells me it's because of the tattoo
ReplyDeleteI remember Jr saying he and Vince were fucking pissed that lesnar got that huge sword tattoo without even telling them. Lots of heat. So if they'd get pissy at Brock for "going into business for himself" what chance did aj have?
ReplyDeleteLawler's condescending dismissal of AJ's work, passion and the Diva's division annoys the shit out of me.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he's a legend. But the dude's fucking useless now. He's a clown puppet with the company hand up his ass who's most effective drooling over Sonic burgers after commercial breaks.
If Cena's going to go heel to beat the Streak, it should be CHEAP, like salt in the eyes.
ReplyDeleteI was watching old clips where he was talking in Eubonics with a "thug" accent and rapping. It was cringe worthy stuff. If his heel act got better, I missed it.
ReplyDeleteScott, all you are doing is feeding the trolls lately.
ReplyDelete-Benoit
-Cena heel turn
-Montreal Im sure is next.
-WCW/FPoD a few days from now.
There is no way Hogan could have stayed in the WWF and stayed face and still been over. Fans were already slowly turning on him at the end of his run as early as the 1992 Rumble.
ReplyDeleteHogan got over as a face in WCW because it was a new environment, but he was getting heel reactions a year later.
I enjoyed it actually. I found it to be a commentary on "wigger culture".
ReplyDeleteInvasion
ReplyDeleteKnux isn't cheap?
ReplyDeleteI think I may have just discovered Captain Obvious true identity!
ReplyDeleteOddly enough I was just thinking to myself... man I'm hungry I should order a pizza... but after that I thought "Scott really has been feeding the topics he despises as of late."
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen Russo's shoot in which he re-books the InVasion?
ReplyDeleteneeds blood
ReplyDeleteHe didn't get over too well as a face in WCW IIRC... he wasn't booed out of buildings, but he wasn't getting "Superman" pops either.
ReplyDeleteno hes very cheap. thats why tna hasnt cut him yet
ReplyDeleteNo, please divulge. I bet there are 20-30 heel turns involved
ReplyDeleteChloroformed rag. UT's vulnerable to those! See WrestleMania 9.
ReplyDeleteAnd Harvey Whippleman should hand the rag to Cena! (Is he still alive?)
ReplyDeleteI only saw the preview, it needs reviewed.
ReplyDeleteInvasion!
ReplyDeleteNot enough dom/sub/sexual identity politics involving Orton and Punk to be a Baker product.
ReplyDeleteMedication dude, medication
ReplyDeleteSiding with HHH as their Corporate Champ with all kinds of bells and whistles at Wrestlemania.
ReplyDeleteI can see him overturning the decision because the streak is good...for THIS BUSINESS.
ReplyDeleteHow would it change if it was for the WWE Title?
ReplyDeleteOne man's junk is another's treasure and all that. I know this is extremely unpopular, but I think he fits his current role better. I don't care for it, but it does seem to be more genuine and he connects with the crowd pretty well.
ReplyDeleteIn reference to the guy who sent this in......you're supposed to take the mouse OUT of the beer there first, Rick Moranis.
ReplyDeleteOption L: Cena turns heel by throwing coriander into Undertaker's eyes; changes gimmick to celebrity chef.
ReplyDeleteMy concern is going even that "hardcore" would be spun as doing what he needed to do. I want cheap Memphis horseshit.
ReplyDeleteSo, you want "Harvey Whippleman hands Cena an ether-soaked rag" cheap Memphis horseshit.
ReplyDeleteActually that gimmick is probably closer to IRL than the one you see now.
ReplyDeleteThat's kind of the point of being a heel, being something people don't like. This is not highbrow theatre. I don't know where you live but there's still John Cenas all over the place even to this very day. And they are definitely doucheheels.
ReplyDeleteI can make this simpler- everything happens except Taker powers up and Tombstone's Cena into next century. 1...2...3...BUT CENA'S FOOT WAS ON THE ROPES!
ReplyDeleteEverything else is the same.
So this would be the first dusty finish not involving a title.
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