I watched impact from start to finish last week for the first time in 2 years. It was like watching a car wreck so Im watching again. Maybe this is their strategy.
Sorry to threadjack Brian, but maybe you can open a thread on this for discussion.
I watched John Cena today on ESPN's Highly Questionable and they asked him about his biggest career disappointment and he said losing to the Rock. Sounded like a kayfabe answer until Dan LeBatard asked him that it sounded ridiculous that a predetermined result would be his biggest disappointment. At this point, Cena hinted at major backstage issues regarding the result. I have not heard about this until today.
Here's a recap from some youtube user because I can't find the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vP7AAb6rtw
What's even weirder is that WWE.com edited the video to remove that part of the interview.
Where you been? I saw that, I was befuddled. It was funny when they kept calling it "wrestling" and hed respond with "sports entertainer." Dont think he said wrestling or wrestler once when he was referring to himself.
Wasn't there legit heat between Rock and Cena at one point? The whole thing started with Cena making comments about The Rock that supposedly Rocky didn't like, and those promos Rock cut on him leading up to the first feud seemed kinda of personal.
I think he was trying to stick to kayfabe and then just didnt gave an answer when they pushed him in the follow ups.
When I saw it on tv, I thought he was implying a political power play but it just doesnt add up. He got the redemotion, went over in the end ay 29, and from what we know they both cosigned on the 3 year plan that we saw.
I had a Shield shirt on when I was leaving and one of the trainer's asked if I watched WWE. Then he told me about Young. I want to record myself with him doing "Millions of dollars...Millions of dollars".
Serious question, bc im prone to thread jacking, but wouldnt that be better in a dwindling thread since it keeps people in the thread and broadens the discussion?
Dear white baby Jesus, please restore order in the force by putting the X Division title on someone I give a fuck about. I'd even settle for Hardy as champ.
Why don't see just do what they did ten years ago and bring in a bunch of indy guys? It would be more interesting than what they have now. Hell, they found Sabin, Young, and Kazarian among others by having frequent X Division six-man tags or multiple matches. Just let them have five minute spotfests and give those who look good a second look. It wont cost much either.
How come the losing choices never get recycled? Like there have been times I agree with the winning shoot... but would rather see the runner up than any of the next list of shoots?
We should rock those at the club... though it would be truly unfair to our male competitors also seeking female affection as the odds of their success would be nominal
I have started to do it a little more. I have picked the 1987 and 1994 timeline before. I want to keep some of the bigger names off for a bit so I can continue the feature longer
If you don't make this happen... and put it on youtube I will have you killed. Legit. I don't care if you have to go on a date with him (because you know all gay guys want all other guys no matter what they are like, if you have a dick, they are interested)... take one for the team.
Hey Dad, Thanks for raising me to be a Oakland A's and golden state warriors fan. Its cool cheering for broke ass small market teams from a city I didn't even grow up in. Working out well.
l believe for an official twerk she's gotta get her palms on the ground while she's bounces that ass...but her ass might be so fucking insane it counts anyway
Seriously... its been like an hour since she was on screen and that is what we are still talking about... just have her on screen all the time. To hell with the rest of the roster.
And this is why I should just stick to fake sports.
Worse game 4? GS vs spurs or det vs a's? Answer: who cares theres probably less than 50k fans nationwide of either team. Wonder what its like to have owners who actually spend money to field a team? Maybe when the warriors move to Kansas city and the a's move to San Jose I'll find out
Impact's first theme music of the evening makes me hit MUTE. Not a good start.
ReplyDeleteUgh, Dixie is the second coming of Debra McMichael.
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty damn good comparison. Wasn't Debra a WWF Commissioner at some point?
ReplyDeletethis is fucking AWFUL.
ReplyDeleteI watched impact from start to finish last week for the first time in 2 years. It was like watching a car wreck so Im watching again. Maybe this is their strategy.
ReplyDelete...ease up off the Botox, Dixie.
ReplyDeleteSorry to threadjack Brian, but maybe you can open a thread on this for discussion.
ReplyDeleteI watched John Cena today on ESPN's Highly Questionable and they asked him about his biggest career disappointment and he said losing to the Rock. Sounded like a kayfabe answer until Dan LeBatard asked him that it sounded ridiculous that a predetermined result would be his biggest disappointment. At this point, Cena hinted at major backstage issues regarding the result. I have not heard about this until today.
Here's a recap from some youtube user because I can't find the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vP7AAb6rtw
What's even weirder is that WWE.com edited the video to remove that part of the interview.
http://www.wwe.com/videos/what-was-john-cenas-worst-job-26155191
Conspiracy!!
i haven't watched in a month.thought i'd watch tonight. i'm already picking a horror dvd to throw in to pass out to.
ReplyDeleteI think she was Mick's assistant at one point.
ReplyDeleteWhere you been? I saw that, I was befuddled. It was funny when they kept calling it "wrestling" and hed respond with "sports entertainer." Dont think he said wrestling or wrestler once when he was referring to himself.
ReplyDeleteI am here for your entertainment this evening. Provided my totally legit cable channel holds up.
ReplyDeleteI would have intercourse with her regardless.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't sound pleasant.
ReplyDeleteWould you if she made you watch football during it while lecturing you about loving god?
ReplyDeleteSuper busy man.
ReplyDeleteBTW, found out that Darren Young works out at my gym today.
I e-mailed Scott to open a thread.
It would be hard for her lecture with her mouth full.
ReplyDeletePenis in mouth jokes always go over well.
ReplyDeleteWhy can professional wrestlers not pronounce "Bully" properly?
ReplyDeleteSo if I buy a pair of American flag Kurt Angle sunglasses I get a second pair for FREE? Well fuck me!
ReplyDeleteTheres a show on syfy about a ghost shark that haunts people. #fuckingawesome
ReplyDeleteI am guessing you are not my type so I will pass.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there legit heat between Rock and Cena at one point? The whole thing started with Cena making comments about The Rock that supposedly Rocky didn't like, and those promos Rock cut on him leading up to the first feud seemed kinda of personal.
ReplyDeleteYou simply must inquire of him "BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT"
ReplyDeleteYou haven't seen me in a pair of american flag sunglasses.
ReplyDeleteFine, pics and I'll CONSIDER it
ReplyDeleteIf it's family is trying to get it to go to rehab that's the best show ever.
ReplyDeleteI think he was trying to stick to kayfabe and then just didnt gave an answer when they pushed him in the follow ups.
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw it on tv, I thought he was implying a political power play but it just doesnt add up. He got the redemotion, went over in the end ay 29, and from what we know they both cosigned on the 3 year plan that we saw.
Wonder if hardy would do good business if he went back to the E. Im iinclined to say no.
ReplyDeleteI had a Shield shirt on when I was leaving and one of the trainer's asked if I watched WWE. Then he told me about Young. I want to record myself with him doing "Millions of dollars...Millions of dollars".
ReplyDeleteThat was a neat little spot, including Tenay and Tazz gliding backwards on their chairs.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but we thought it was a work.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff. I am bothered about thread jacking, especially for this one, which is dwindling down. If you emailed Scott, he should put it up.
ReplyDeleteThe WWE needs heels more than they do faces.
ReplyDeleteI think he would. He can move merch and he gives the women and children someone to root for.
ReplyDeleteIm not sure, they could put the machine behind him and build him up but id say his star is significantly dimmer then it was when he left.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone here wants to join a fantasy basketball league, I am going to create one on ESPN. I will post the details at some point this weekend.
ReplyDeleteOnly if I can have Detlef Schremph and Mark Madsen.
ReplyDeleteThat was a match of some quality
ReplyDeleteWoah. THAT'S a finish, folks. And a pretty damn good match.
ReplyDeleteNo question. I'm not saying he could carry the ball but he could easily fill the role of WHC contender/occasionally PPV main-eventer.
ReplyDeleteYou can have Pat Garrity and Bruno Sundov
ReplyDeleteSerious question, bc im prone to thread jacking, but wouldnt that be better in a dwindling thread since it keeps people in the thread and broadens the discussion?
ReplyDeleteWait... okay, the Ultimate X match is suddenly quite interesting...
ReplyDelete....AWWWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE, now!!!
ReplyDeleteManik is becoming the Rikishi of the Armageddon Hell in the Cell match - the obvious odd man out.
ReplyDeleteThat is why I am not bothered in this thread. I do want to keep it mostly for those who watch Impact but breaking stuff like that is cool.
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
ReplyDeleteHell, as one of the more frequent Impact posters, I don't mind TJs too much.
ReplyDeleteOh, gotcha
ReplyDeleteAt this point, I might as well name it the Thursday Night Thread due to be amount of people who stopped watching Impact
ReplyDeleteI support this. An nfl/impact/baseball thread will do some business
ReplyDeleteDear white baby Jesus, please restore order in the force by putting the X Division title on someone I give a fuck about. I'd even settle for Hardy as champ.
ReplyDeleteThis chick would bite your penis off
ReplyDeleteI would not have intercourse with either of these ladies
ReplyDeleteI'm in
ReplyDelete...which one?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't see just do what they did ten years ago and bring in a bunch of indy guys? It would be more interesting than what they have now. Hell, they found Sabin, Young, and Kazarian among others by having frequent X Division six-man tags or multiple matches. Just let them have five minute spotfests and give those who look good a second look. It wont cost much either.
ReplyDeleteThe one with the tats. The other one I bet is attractive in real life
ReplyDeleteAs an a's fan this is fucking awful to watch. I'm chain smoking. Fucking verlander is tossing a perfect game
ReplyDeleteI agree with this if the established TNA stars help put them over. If not fuck them and the horse they rode in on.
ReplyDeleteAdam Keefe ftw
ReplyDelete..oh, before I forget:
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/6dgvzSY.gif
Goddamn!
ReplyDeleteFirst strike call on brandon moss was fucking disgraceful... gimmie a break
ReplyDeleteFor those interested I posted the choices for the Timeline I will be reviewing next week. I also included the trailers.
ReplyDeleteThe choices are:
1986 WWF with George Steele
1987 WWF with Honky Tonk Man
1994 WWF with Sean Waltman
Here is the link to vote
http://poll.pollcode.com/35372
Yea, hes pretty untouchable right now
ReplyDeleteHe's beloved. He goes back and hes probably the 3rd biggest babyface
ReplyDeleteSeen 87 and 94. Both are good
ReplyDeleteHTM. I want to hear the story with him and Bischoff.
ReplyDeleteI bet he does better than RVD.
ReplyDeleteThat's really odd. Although really the booking made sense if they were always running the rematch.
ReplyDeleteCena flat out said that he thought he was going to win. The idea that that decision is his biggest disappointment says a lot about Cena's pettiness.
ReplyDeleteProbably should have started los matadors fat older brother in hindsight. Or at least given gray some of his steroids.
ReplyDeleteUnreal how much hotter she continues to get
ReplyDeleteHonesty dude you should do all three. Those all look good.
ReplyDelete+ 1 for the Dumb and Dumber tuxes..
ReplyDeleteHow come the losing choices never get recycled? Like there have been times I agree with the winning shoot... but would rather see the runner up than any of the next list of shoots?
ReplyDeleteI'm not a huge fan of tattoos on women I'm general but lately I've been digging Christy mack
ReplyDeleteI want that powder blue one.
ReplyDeleteYea, I was surprised they didnt throw Bartolo. 2 runs through 5 aint terrible tho
ReplyDeleteI reviewed Honky's RF Video Volume 1 shoot. He tells about the story with Bischoff.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rspwfaq.net/2013/07/rf-video-shoot-interview-with-honky.html
FUCK! Kazarian and I are wearing the same thing! We must coordinate better!
ReplyDeleteOrange or GTFO
ReplyDeleteThank you kindly.
ReplyDeleteYou can have that one.
ReplyDeleteJudas Priest not being in is a legit gripe... of course the RnR HOF is almost as big a farce as WWE or TNA
ReplyDeleteDamnit Roode... you're supposed to come out in PJs.
ReplyDeleteWe should rock those at the club... though it would be truly unfair to our male competitors also seeking female affection as the odds of their success would be nominal
ReplyDeleteWhen Angles getting arrested, is he a tv regular for them or special attraction?
ReplyDeleteIts just crazy to see them probably get taken out like this again. I have not enjoyed my alds fan viewing experience over the last 14 years
ReplyDeleteNeeds a Members only jacket.
ReplyDeleteI of course do not approve of any drug use... but fuck me was baseball more fun during the juice era
ReplyDeleteI have started to do it a little more. I have picked the 1987 and 1994 timeline before. I want to keep some of the bigger names off for a bit so I can continue the feature longer
ReplyDeletePlaid 70's game show host jacket.
ReplyDeleteThis is the best thing ive seen on impact. Ever
ReplyDeleteNo problem at all. I don't think he talked about that at all in his timeline so I dug that up
ReplyDeleteI haven't stopped laughing since Austin's "lines". Especially during the Knockouts' opinion.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't make this happen... and put it on youtube I will have you killed. Legit. I don't care if you have to go on a date with him (because you know all gay guys want all other guys no matter what they are like, if you have a dick, they are interested)... take one for the team.
ReplyDeleteTessmachers ass says hi
ReplyDeleteBobby Roode is very deserving of this honor.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the fucking fuck of aquamarine blue fucks is this fuckery pon mi screen?
ReplyDeleteDisagree here tats are a minimum .5 number bump.
ReplyDeleteI agree. X Division is basically indy main event style.
ReplyDeletelol! If I see him, I will 100% ask him... I have no shame.
ReplyDeleteThe first place I'll post it is right here, on the BoD.
Also not a fan.
ReplyDeleteSome tats are hot. Some aren't. Like piercings. Location and how much is a big part of it.
ReplyDeleteI was saving another .gif to further illustrate that point.
ReplyDeleteThanks for nearly killing Kaz on your first night back, Kurt.
ReplyDeleteAngles head is like an entirely dofferent shape then it was ten years ago
ReplyDeleteThe tigers have six guys in their line up who would be the best player on the a's...
ReplyDeleteCan I volunteer my services as Tessmachers personal cameraman?
ReplyDeleteGee, I wonder who's winning this match?
ReplyDeleteCan't up vote this enough...I'd be down to get reincarnated as her ass sweat
ReplyDeleteBest part about money ball is fielding a team where everyone hits under .250
ReplyDeleteHa.
ReplyDeleteThose fucking strike outs with the bases loaded and no one out in game 4 will take awhile for me to get over. I can't believe I'm watching this
ReplyDeleteI would happily pursue physical relations with both of these young women
ReplyDelete.....aaaaaaaaaaaaand NOW Sabin is a heel.
ReplyDeleteGIF away, Vinson.
ReplyDelete"more bounce.......to the ounce...."
ReplyDeleteYea man, that was brutal. Just a sick loss all the way around
ReplyDeleteVerlander is 100% getting a no hitter. Greatest performance in mlb history. He owns the a's. Time to pencil in sox vs tigers
ReplyDelete#PatheticAttemptAtReverseJink
Brooke, to hell with the DDP Tape Job (patent pending). If you want to rip anything off, go slightly higher.
ReplyDeleteSabin is slowly morphing into a member of 3MB
ReplyDeleteIve seen all three and they are all excellent
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jorJh8DTMVM
ReplyDeleteWay to mimic the Beautiful People entrance, Brooke.
ReplyDeleteThis means you would like to see her private areas
ReplyDeleteI live in tampa and its the same shit with them. Power hitting, and power pitching win in the playoffs
ReplyDeletehttp://i40.tinypic.com/2mo9ma8.gif
ReplyDeleteHey Dad,
ReplyDeleteThanks for raising me to be a Oakland A's and golden state warriors fan. Its cool cheering for broke ass small market teams from a city I didn't even grow up in. Working out well.
Chris Sabin is no Bobby Heenan or Jim Cornette.
ReplyDeleteTitle mix? There is like 4 chicks on the whole roster...
ReplyDelete"Brooke is now part of the 3 way..." GET OUT OF MY MIND BORASH!!!
ReplyDeleteFive, and three of them are in the KO title match.
ReplyDeletehttp://31.media.tumblr.com/8a01b0d163786f71fda8625db0cf1790/tumblr_mqxw42BpF01rssf8ro2_250.gif
ReplyDeleteNot that I am complaining... but where was this and the other taken from? It looks like security camera footage
ReplyDeleteWhat I do in my spare time is none of YOUR business..
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm done.
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/1jTZO4f.gif
Why would you not send out an evite to such an affair?
ReplyDeleteI'm not as young as I once was... so forgive if this is a dumb question but... is this twerking?
ReplyDeleteWell, now we see where Taeler Hendrix's payroll went?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I could pretend to be a sick kid and have make a wish let me use my face as her chair for a week?
ReplyDeletel believe for an official twerk she's gotta get her palms on the ground while she's bounces that ass...but her ass might be so fucking insane it counts anyway
ReplyDelete...uh, can we get a highlight package of the last match?
ReplyDeleteMan do I feel old... and also something else but I don't want to give TMI
ReplyDeletehttp://memecrunch.com/meme/OTRC/miss-tessmacher-s-ass/image.png
ReplyDeleteI don't know how she keeps such a big (in the good way) ass and such a small body... not that I really care.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the KO's are literally the only thing I watch TNA for.
ReplyDeleteGood at bat donaldson
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong for me to wish that tessmachers life would fall apart to the degree that she'd be forced to do porn?
ReplyDeleteMore people would watch her in porn then in tna
ReplyDeleteNo no hittetlr
ReplyDelete2 out rally! Oh wait, its Seth smith. Fuck
ReplyDeleteNice strike out Seth smith. Glad you're the DH
ReplyDeleteOK..the redneck joke was funny.
ReplyDeleteNot only is it not wrong, I would think less of you if you DIDN'T think that way
ReplyDeleteHow many wins will the Giants get this year? 4
ReplyDeleteThough I hope she would keep her appearance and not end up like Tammy sytch
ReplyDeleteSounds about right
ReplyDeleteTwo fan bases I have a tough time stomaching in Boston and the fucking dirtbag dodgers in the CSs. Gonna make it tough to watch.
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of hoping for Card/Tigers so we can get a repeat of the lowest rated Series of all time
ReplyDeleteFox is salivating over a Bos/LA WS
ReplyDeleteI think it will be DET/LA
ReplyDeleteOnly if it was with someone like AJ Lee of Naomi.
ReplyDelete*singing voice* When you wish upon a star...
ReplyDeleteI wish for Brooke to get her ass eaten by a another pawg while she blows a dude in film jimmeny Crickett!!!!
You send out Brooke every segment, Dixie.
ReplyDelete5 series diesel...nice Kyd!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNothing like a little 2 legit 2 quit
ReplyDeleteSeriously... its been like an hour since she was on screen and that is what we are still talking about... just have her on screen all the time. To hell with the rest of the roster.
ReplyDeleteShould have been a walk
ReplyDeleteTNA should just stand for "Tessmacher's Nice Ass"
ReplyDelete"Doubling up on AJ" is not as exciting a prospect in TNA as it is WWE
ReplyDeleteThat match was not good.
ReplyDeleteThis postmatch beating is a little better.
If this verlander dick riding fuck bag jizz stain cunt bucket ump would have called that 4th ball we might have had something here
ReplyDeleteWhat a shitty match
ReplyDeleteFuuuuuuuuck
ReplyDeleteFuck you too grey goose
ReplyDelete#crybabylosingfan
I just noticed lowrie bats third for them
ReplyDeleteAnd this is why I should just stick to fake sports.
ReplyDeleteWorse game 4? GS vs spurs or det vs a's?
Answer: who cares theres probably less than 50k fans nationwide of either team. Wonder what its like to have owners who actually spend money to field a team? Maybe when the warriors move to Kansas city and the a's move to San Jose I'll find out
Anytime you can get Jed lowrie the most ABs in a deciding playoff game you do it...
ReplyDelete...and lose in a 2 hit shut out with your 18-6 2.5 era ace on the bench
ReplyDeleteSo if TNA did fold are we all in agreement Vince signs tessmacher 1st?
ReplyDeleteStephanie would find a way to fuck it up.
ReplyDeleteShe is legit the only one I'd ever care to see again
ReplyDeleteAngle is great and all... but I feel like I am going to end up getting disappointed again ala Eddie at some point
ReplyDeleteWish we could have gotten her in 1999 WWF Russo sleaze era. Bra and panties match vs torrie Wilson...sure Vince I'll watch!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to taze this ump in the balls
ReplyDeleteCan't help but laugh at the closer being named Benoit. That name is kind of like sandusky...makes me laugh every time
ReplyDeleteA's fan? Are they spending more money now that teams are getting that tv money?
ReplyDeleteA's actually got an extra base hit
ReplyDeletePlaying the Tigers in the ALCS concerns me.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely spending it....just not on the team
ReplyDeleteYou a Sox fan too?
ReplyDeleteWhere's it going?
ReplyDeleteThis is why they need more. Common sense says that if the KOs are the highest segment you would have MORE, not less.
ReplyDeleteSure am. You?
ReplyDeleteTara said Tessmacher works out 4 hours a day.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely. Lived in Massachusetts my whole life
ReplyDeleteIt's when chicks shake their asses like a stripper.
ReplyDelete