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TNA Impact Thread

Tonight, Hulk Hogan answers Dixie Carter's ultimatum. Plus, Magnus will challenge all three members of E.G.O to a gauntlet match. Also, Manik & Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Sabin & Kenny King.

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  1. This show is still on?

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  2. Bully is right though.


    It's fucking obscene how sexy Brooke Tessmacher is.

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  3. Why is Sabin heel now?

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  4. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 7:16 PM

    Yes. Yes it is.

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  5. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    Is Aries a heel?

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  6. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 7:20 PM

    Yeah, I was noticing Velvet's body movements myself.

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  7. Impacts going to be my football commercial break go-to. Is this dude in the costume serious?

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  8. I think he's a face kinda like Punk

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  9. I love how they're practically saying FUCK KENNY KING LOL

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  10. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 7:27 PM

    Hardy: "I want to do something I've never done before.."


    Pass a drug test?

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  11. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    Sting, how many TIMES are you gonna watch that man's back?

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  12. Wtf is going on here

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  13. 42 minutes in and there's 12 comments

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  14. I just got back from dinner. Snow crabs: Good. Browns without Hoyer, with Weeden: Not so good. Tropical Storm Karen fucking with the upcoming weekend: Shitty.

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  15. You talk like thats an easy thing to do....i've passed 1 my entire life....failed about 4 or 5

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  16. Until he turns on Sting: Infinite.


    After he's turned on Sting: Infinite - 2.

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  17. Travis Benjamin kick returned for a touchdown. Browns 17 Bills 10 2:20 left in the second quarter

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  18. Wait, how did the Browns get the other TD? It was 10-3 when I last saw the game, Browns just getting on the board.

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  19. My wifes cookin up some salmon and boiled shrimp....Go Browns! Even though i like the Bills 2(love underdogs) i'm pissed Karen isn't coming to south texas we need the rain

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  20. Weedon took them down the field. Mcgahee td

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  21. Yea, you read that correctly. Brandon Weedon

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  22. Was Kenny King bleeding? Now blood on a wrestling show looks odd to me

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  23. I sat McGahee in fantasy this week.

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  24. Last week? Yeah, he got busted open pretty hard. Accidental, I'm sure, but it was strange.

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  25. McGahee running it down their throats and the kick return account for the 14 points

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  26. A lil while ago in the King and Sabin vs Manik and Hardy match...i think King was bleeding.

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  27. Prob still a good move

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  28. I hope Hogan doesn't come back

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  29. Well, considering this episode was filmed shortly after last week's, sounds like whatever they tried to close the cut with didn't fully take.

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  30. Wwe threads get like 1000 comments...tna gets 30 in an hour

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  31. Yeah, I have Murray, Bernard, and DeAngelo Williams starting over him

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  32. Im really ignorant to tna, but this is the most boring show ever

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  33. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 7:55 PM

    SOooo...does Magnus get paid 3 times?

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  34. A year ago, this thread would go between 300-400

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  35. Agreed. I just don't feel excited about it.

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  36. The best thing aboit it has been the women. Whoever that first chick was during the hardy match was riduclious. So is the ring announcer

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  37. Fuck nerd justin roberts, sign this ring announcer Vince

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  38. Christy Hemme? She can be quite Botchtastic... oh, and she was in WWE a few years back. Won their Diva Search competition IIRC.

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  39. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 8:02 PM

    They just need long slow shots of Tessmacher entering and exiting the ring.

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  40. Yea the Browns halftime show is more entertaining....Jim Brown was inducted into Browns Hall of Fame or something

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  41. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 8:06 PM

    At the rate things are going for TNA Sting is coming down to fire him.

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  42. I think Jim Brown could beat me up, and im 29 amd in pretty good shape.

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  43. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 8:06 PM

    Here:

    http://i.imgur.com/okvZ67w.gif

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  44. Ha yea. Was just watching

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  45. What's the deal with Magnus and Sting, bros?

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  46. That guys still scary...he kicked ass in Mars Attacks too

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  47. They dont have a match for the ppv so theyre making one..stings gonna put him over?

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  48. This Britt aint bad on the mic

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  49. "Me at bound for glory" got 0 reaction

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  50. And the crowd goes mild for the match announcment

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  51. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 8:13 PM

    Do we REALLY want to see what Hogan has done for TNA?

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  52. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 8:15 PM

    As much as I want to see the "battle of the asses" This would be much better is Velvet was the heel and Tessmacher was the face.

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  53. Fuck, howd buffalo score?

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  54. If EGO were to join WWE they would be just like Lay-Cool

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  55. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 8:22 PM

    DAMN YOU CAMERAMAN!!!!!

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  56. Whos the chick in the pants?

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  57. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 8:25 PM

    Great. Now we get to hear how "She's the daughter of [X]" every time she comes out.

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  58. Chris Sabin should kick her ass

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  59. Did ej Manuel just blow out his knee?

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  60. The non reaction by the crowd at everything is almost uncomfortable and awkward

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  61. Missed it. Hoyer took a deathblow to the head tho.

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  62. She looks like she could break your dick in two with her vagina.

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  63. Theres a ryback jobber at qb for the bills now

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  64. The added TV revenue makes lost seasons ok (hates Thursday night football)

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  65. Oh man. This dude. Hes an undrafted FA and was like 7-28 in college

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  66. TNA...weird sale, screams merch liquidation but everything's ok, so...

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  67. Yea, to be fair that injury is random. Took a head to head hit.

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  68. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 8:32 PM

    They do it every year.


    Funny how people compare TNA to WCW but it reminds me more and more of AWA.

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  69. True. Did they confirm head? Look like he cranked his knee around when I gave up watching.

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  70. You know what all three of those have in common? Eric Bischoff.

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  71. Huh, and it's just like they explained? Get a second copy of the same item you bought free? Like a good buy one get one sale but this wouldn't drive me to buy to get the same item twice

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  72. Not sure actually, I assumed head but it could have been knee.

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  73. Im such a mark for the dorky 3 I's kurt angle. It still seems weird seeing him in tna

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  74. Man I haven't seen impact in awhile, but I decided to go to bfg since its kinda close by. This shit doesn't come on here till 9 but I'm check out the go home on a stream. How's the episode been so far?

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  75. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 8:37 PM

    They do a fire sale of their shit every year. If you go to a house show around this time they tell you they empty out their stock to get ready for next year.

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  76. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 8:38 PM

    Tessmacher 3 times in one night!!!

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  77. Kurt in 2001 was better than any other time for him. He had the goofy side, but was bringing it strong in the ring. I think he lost something when he went ultra serious in 04/05.

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  78. Joe is wearing girl pajamas

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  79. Can't really look at it in a vacuum, but for people that dig Bubba's run, I wonder if they like it for the actual current heel work or just like it kind of out of respect for the transformation from stuttering pudgy dudley to the "enhanced" version on screen.

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  80. When I went back in early August, their Brown Bag Special (4 shirts for $40) included:


    RVD (just released)
    Matt Morgan (off of TV, unused)
    Crimson (ditto)
    ... I forget the 4th, but he was the only guy still active.


    I skipped that, and got Bad Influence, Roode, and Styles. Wanted Aries, but they were sadly out.

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  81. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 8:41 PM

    If built right this could have been a main event of a PPV. Oh well.

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  82. All of the Above.


    He's brought it as a heel, even before Aces (Twittah Machine anyone? Calfzilla?)... and it is awesome to see someone with such a history "reinvent" himself.

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  83. There was a point before he did the face turn to fight aces n 8s that he was doing really great heel work on the mic and in the ring. I don't know that the aces n 8s run was the best move for him

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  84. Completely agreem. Its tough to be 100% comedy in a top role but he had a great mix in 2000-2002

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  85. I hate this nfl network announce team

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  86. They just retired Jim browns # tonight???????????????????? Wtf Cleveland

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  87. No, it waa some other ceremony to sell tix. He got a picture

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  88. I've seen rocks with more life than this crowd.

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  89. Yea, bullys def done roids the past few years

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  90. And yeah, they aren't being given much to work with, but when a bowl of Rice Krispies offers more of a reaction than a touring town, it's any wonder why TNA ever went on the road in the first place.


    At this rate, I bet they'd kill to get the dueling chants and "WHAT"s of ye olde Impact Zone.

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  91. Ah OK I had the sound down and they played a clip from the ceremony. I know he kind of became a leader for the ravens when they moved but I figured his # was retired 20years before. Lol and apparently it was

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  92. For sure he has to juiced...last time i said that here a while back i got bitched by people claimin he naturally got bigger,total bs

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  93. Seriously wrestling promotions everywhere, STOP WITH FUCKING AUTHORITY FIGURE STORYLINES

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  94. Hey TNA don't take a break with 9 minutes left

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  95. Completely agree. You dont transform your body like that when ur in ur 40s

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  96. Is no way out 2006 undertakers best match ever though?

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  97. I always remember Scott Steiner calling Bully a fat ass..lol

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  98. Almost 100 comments after 2 hours and half of them were about the Browns game

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  99. Love me some Big Poppa Pump

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  100. Wtf is this shit. Give me Vickie or Stephanie over this fucking shit kicker any day Jesus

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  101. Dixie looks like an old hooker

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  102. Is hogan gonna fuck her with that thermos dick?

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  103. So does Hulkster

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  104. Bubba the love sponge would approve

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  105. Does show run over or is my stream way behind?

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  106. 4th quarter and its tied 24 all

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  107. Browns got it 4th and goal

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  108. ...well that's nauseating (Dixie train)

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  109. God I fucking despise authority figure story lines at this point.

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  110. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 8:58 PM

    Yeah. That turned my stomach.

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  111. TNA's going out of business without Hogan

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  112. Dixies acting is porn level at best

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  113. Some say it is. It's not that Kurt lost his wrestling ability by then, but to me his peak was 01/02 character wise, along with in the ring.

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  114. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 9:00 PM

    Nah. They have a TV deal in place and decent ratings. They just won't be what they should have been.

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  115. They won't do angles like this at the ppv will they? Did I fuck up?

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  116. Maybe, I loved some of his benoit stuff and that Brock WM match but UT is up there. I think his character was at its pea durk

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  117. Is there a bigger dirt bag fan base than dodgers fan? Smh...

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  118. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 9:03 PM

    That's cool. But I wasn't. TNA missed a golden opportunity.

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  119. So glad I picked Josh Gordon up last minute for my fantasy team

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  120. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 9:03 PM

    Is Dodgers/Giants = Sox/Yankees?

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  121. I'd settle for a Brooke golden shower

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  122. Have Sox or Yankees fans been stabbed/beaten into comas/killed the last couple years?

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  123. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 9:05 PM

    Tessmacher or Hogan?

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  124. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 3, 2013 at 9:05 PM

    Actually yes.

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  125. Hulk will do it (assuming youre talking about Brooke)

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  126. Then you've answered your own question.

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  127. Lol I still don't know who this Gunner guy is. I flipped to Impact for like 2 minutes and so who I assumed was Gunner argueing with Sting, but it was Magnus. And I'm not aure who that is either really.

    Who was that super huge jacked British guy? Is he still around?

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  128. I still remember the Impact with Booker and Nash on commentary, with Steiner as ring announcer,and he said Bubba was from Donutville instead of dudleyville,good stuff

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  129. It's the match where people first considered him a great worker, that's for sure

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  130. They showed some typical dodger trash bags in the crowd. I go to tons of padres games because I can walk to the stadium and the tix are cheaper than dirt. There's always dodgers fans fucking oozing around and I couldn't be more fed up with these shit bags. The Brian Stow thing is just one typical example. Gotta be the most unsavory rudest fuckbag fan base this side of NYC and Boston. Sorry raiders fans, you need more robbings and killings

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  131. Ive never been to a dodgers game, but that Giants/Dodgers fan rivalry makes it seem like they have some scum fans.

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  132. I live near Petco park and its the nicest, quitest little area and even during game nights its all good fun and happy people...until the dodgers games. Fights, vandalism, car theft all kinds of shit, every time.

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  133. Is Trent Richardson too much of a nobody for the Ewing theory to apply here.

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  134. Either/or...I'm in the Brooke hogan is hot camp

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  135. Soooooo they said Dixie carter is the most powerful person in the industry right... How embarassing is if that every single behind the scenes big shot non wrestler always ends up booking the promotion around them selves...Russo/ferrera/bischoff/Vince (but he was/is awesome so...)/the xpw guy/Dixie carter/Stephanie the list goes on and on

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  136. Yea, trent wasnt good enough I dont think

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  137. Nick hogan playing on the bills now?

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  138. Its so fucking dumb. Ppl saw how great that Vince/Austin feud was so they just assume authority figure story lines are a draw. Nothing will ever touch the original...perfect cast of characters at the perfect time. Its like expecting a seinfeld spin off to work with different actors and writing staff. I hate authority figure stuff now

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  139. Bills need to sign josh freeman

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  140. This guy Them is pretty awesome huh

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  141. Because doesn't know how to properly book homegrown faces.

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  142. You need some Qcarbo in your life.

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  143. I keep hearing FF14 is very good to great.


    Beware of The Fuj come January

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  144. I hate you Bayless.

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  145. The Gov't Shut down includes WIC and Welfare, so no.

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  146. Devon? Definitely. He just became enormous around 07-09 and flexing before he got into the ring never helped.


    Ray? He look like he cut weight. I wouldn't be against it, but I can't see it.

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  147. Cuz the Browns fucking rule!

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  148. ..I'd still hit it.

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  149. When a superstar player who might be overrated leaves his team by injury or trade the team actually plays better. I think Ewing was great but a lot of people think he got more over by playing in NYC. They named the theory after him because the 1998/1999 Knicks kind of sucked and then he got hurt and they made the finals. Also drew bledsoe in new england, and Theres other examples but I'm drawing a blank

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  150. Dude, you were right. Hoyer fucked up his knee

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  151. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 4, 2013 at 6:19 AM

    I've heard the Ewing theory but in his case I disagree with it. Nobody gives Ewing credit for carrying the Knicks to the ECF with a partially torn Achilles that year.
    The NYC area is the toughest place to play with the "What have you done for me lately" feeling of the fans. I think it scares people away from signing there.
    A better example of the Ewing theory is probably the Nuggets when Melo left.

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  152. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 4, 2013 at 6:20 AM

    For the purposes of "Bitch Bingo" I'd hit it to add "Middle aged millionaire southern chick" to the list.

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  153. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 4, 2013 at 6:21 AM

    He started cutting weight right before his singles push.

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  154. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 4, 2013 at 6:22 AM

    Yes you can. He more or less had the muscle mass he just wasn't toned. He dropped a ton of weight.

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  155. Definitely.


    And Im not saying that you have to be big if you use roids, I'm just saying I can't tell so I dont really have a yay/nay about it.

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  156. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 4, 2013 at 6:27 AM

    Where did you go for snow crabs? Was it a local place or like a "Red Lobster/Eat at Joes" type of deal?

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  157. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 4, 2013 at 6:27 AM

    *cough*Goldenseal*cough*

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  158. So when he had millions of dollars at stake in the wwe, he just didnt feel like laying off the burgers, then just decides ten years later hes gonna get in great shape, when its twice as hard. I cant prove it do dont really care, it just seems odd.

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  159. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonOctober 4, 2013 at 10:33 AM

    This was his first real shot at real singles push, and when I say that I mean one of the top dogs of the company. The WWE wasn't going to give him that. When TNA told him he'd get his shot he said he got in the best shape of his life.

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