Anyone wearing the Aces and 8's jacket at this point is kind of like Tito Santana wearing the Strike force gear for like 5 years after Martel got injured
What's funny is when I first moved down here after a year I had a wierd mix of NY and southern accent. After some time and more time spent in NY I have a normal accent with a slight hint of NY. Although when I get really mad, my NY accent becomes more pronounced without me knowing it.
Yeah, most people feel that way, that Florida isn't "true southern". But trust me there are plenty of southern idiots down here. I live in the same place Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas are from Brooksville. And there are def places around here that look like those Wyatt Family videos.
Id say 80% of this thread has been about Brookes ass. Not sure if this says more about the awesomeness of Brookes ass, or the terribleness of this show.
Aren't you a main eventer slumming it with us mid carders? I'll take the mid carder title as until recently I was little more than a jobber or lower mid carder at best.
Mr. Vinson, your mission if you choose to accept it: Brooke or Hemme in black thigh high stockings. This message with self explode. I will self explode if the mission is carried out.
Hey! I talk to her online everyday and she says I'm her boyfriend! We would have video chatted by now but she says TNA doesn't pay her enough to buy a webcam.
Hey you are close to breaking into the top commenters (and probably would have if it still showed top 5) and have a very over gimmick... you're gonna go far kid
did you see brooke stop and do a butt jiggle for the camera (which didnt get switched to till it was almost over)? she was walking down the ramp and bully stopped and pointed out the camera
i thought of you.
...yes, while watching brooke's ass, i thought of of you
Brooke's Ass
ReplyDeleteWhat are "things I want to defile" Trebeck.
ReplyDelete"Speaking of splattering, Bully splattered all over me last week"
ReplyDeleteI have lived in the south for 33 years... and I still think the southern accent makes you sound like a moron.
ReplyDeleteOnly the top layer is real money. The rest is fake.
ReplyDelete"Here is the only reason to watch TNA Borash... and she has the champ with her"
ReplyDeleteFIRE THAT PRODUCER, for cutting off Brooke's ass.
ReplyDeleteOh, and the whole show's been on MUTE. Sorry Bully.
Indeed, moving down here from NY I took a while to get used to the accents down here.
ReplyDeleteBrooke does look good tonight.
ReplyDeleteWhenever I work in other states and people find out where I am from the first question is "Why don't you have an accent?"
ReplyDeleteTNA Impact: 2 hours of Brooke's ass and legs. I would watch that.
ReplyDeleteYou don't say
ReplyDelete"You're a loos-AH..."
ReplyDeleteBeat me to it :(
ReplyDeleteAnd downvote me also! YOU ARE A MONSTER
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/1jTZO4f.gif
ReplyDelete..it wasn't me.
ReplyDeleteAnyone wearing the Aces and 8's jacket at this point is kind of like Tito Santana wearing the Strike force gear for like 5 years after Martel got injured
ReplyDeleteWhat's funny is when I first moved down here after a year I had a wierd mix of NY and southern accent. After some time and more time spent in NY I have a normal accent with a slight hint of NY. Although when I get really mad, my NY accent becomes more pronounced without me knowing it.
ReplyDeleteWhere is "here"?
ReplyDeleteH and it doesn't help that southern accent is usually saying something stupid.
ReplyDeleteI take back the bad things I said
ReplyDeleteMid Florida, a couple of counties above Tampa.
ReplyDeleteAh... see I don't even think of that as the south despite it being further south than where I live (Myrtle Beach, SC)
ReplyDeleteBrooke's ass just solves all problems, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteIf they brought her to DC the Shutdown would have not lasted 10 minutes
ReplyDeleteShouldn't EY be in a Winnebago driving across country by now?
ReplyDeleteDoes Taz even know WTF he is talking about?
ReplyDeleteYeah, most people feel that way, that Florida isn't "true southern". But trust me there are plenty of southern idiots down here. I live in the same place Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas are from Brooksville. And there are def places around here that look like those Wyatt Family videos.
ReplyDeleteRobbie E: "Hurry up and pin me, bro. I wanna watch Brooke shower."
ReplyDeletehttp://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfsizwNpa1r9h24ko1_500.gif
ReplyDeleteListening to Tazs commentary I get the feeling he fades in and out of concentration a lot.
ReplyDelete...OMG, he WON?!?!
ReplyDeleteYou know what would really get Hernandez over? Putting a midget in a bull costume to come out with him and making him look like Zorro
ReplyDeleteAnd while botching, at that. He hits EY's ankle, EY still hits the elbow drop, then gets shoved out for the pin.
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/wuQdT.gif
ReplyDeleteOnly if the bull makes Chavo turn, and then beats Chavo like Horny used to.
ReplyDeleteHow about instead of those Otyer awards, they give out .gifs of Brookes ass?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Dixie making people rich
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you just...I dunno, leave until the PPV?
ReplyDeletehttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9i2j1S6E41qiwd8jo1_500.gif
ReplyDeleteLogic? What are you a Vulcan?
ReplyDeleteIt has been a while since a bounty's been used, I think.
ReplyDeleteToo bad it's the useless owner and not... Bully?... putting the bounty down.
Random, but Im so fucking sick of this "hump day" thing.
ReplyDeleteWhat if Hump day was like this?
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5izqoASYy1qiwd8jo2_250.gif
The crowd is really dead.
ReplyDeleteIts almost as if this show fucking sucks
ReplyDeleteNeeds more Tessmacher.
ReplyDeleteThat's a bit unsanitary!
ReplyDeleteThat fall away slam almost ended badly.
ReplyDeleteThis applies to anything in life
ReplyDeleteIf Brooke's ass was featured in those Sarah McLaughlin commercials I wouldn't change the channel every time I hear her voice.
ReplyDeleteSTOP INTERRUPTING GAIL!!!!
ReplyDeleteId say 80% of this thread has been about Brookes ass. Not sure if this says more about the awesomeness of Brookes ass, or the terribleness of this show.
ReplyDeleteKiss her....kiss her
ReplyDeleteboth equally
ReplyDelete"Id say 80% of this thread has been about Brookes ass."
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's fucked up. That percentage needs to be much higher.
Yeah, no wonder the Fuj calls us mid carders
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Lets change that
ReplyDeleteI'll take the blame for dropping the percentage.
ReplyDeleteConstipation face from Sabin.
ReplyDeleteConstipation is when you can't produce a BM. BM's come from the ass. Speaking of ass... Brooke's ass.
ReplyDeleteA little bit of both actually. Flair vs Steamboat could be going on but if Brooke's there I'll probably be looking at her ass half the time.
ReplyDeleteAll roads lead back to Brooke's ass.
ReplyDeleteOnly half?
ReplyDeleteAren't you a main eventer slumming it with us mid carders? I'll take the mid carder title as until recently I was little more than a jobber or lower mid carder at best.
ReplyDeleteWell Flairs ass has to get SOME attention, don't want to make it feel bad.
ReplyDeleteTNA just isnt good at writing/creating wrestling shows. Theres just so many freaking issues with them.
ReplyDeleteOn a different topic, Hemme has some great legs.
ReplyDeleteIts not even train wreck bad... just not entertaining
ReplyDeleteLove her
ReplyDeleteChristy Hemme has great everything, except forehead. But she has red hair to cover it up and thats fine with me.
ReplyDeleteI think of myself as one... but the old guard keeps trying to hold me down... but don't worry I'll get us both over.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I must point out my tiny but awesome new avatar. CM Punk and Bill Murray sharing a hearty guffaw.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Some of those latter Nitros and Thunders at least had some entertaining aspects buried under the other shit
ReplyDeletehttp://24.media.tumblr.com/f06b9057426f8acd41c4c0275b9ee172/tumblr_mugogjxeni1rgahtro1_400.gif
ReplyDeleteYes she does have great everything and the red head aspect just makes her that much hotter.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Parallax1978... red head... just saying
ReplyDeleteI thought ladders weren't allowed in Ultimate X?
ReplyDeleteMr. Vinson, your mission if you choose to accept it: Brooke or Hemme in black thigh high stockings. This message with self explode. I will self explode if the mission is carried out.
ReplyDeleteGood man! Good man!
ReplyDeleteAt least a train wreck show can be so bad it's good and can be fun to laugh at. This is just kinda blah and boring.
ReplyDeletehttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lngvt0Fc9J1qhnbeto1_500.jpg
ReplyDeleteBrooke's Ass sighting!
ReplyDeleteIts nice of her to acknowledge that she loves me like that
ReplyDeletehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BILD7kCCQAEggIm.jpg:large
ReplyDeleteI'm tired of the .gifs. Let's listen to some music:
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/OymiDvd8l20
I thank you good sir.
ReplyDelete...and in the interest of equal time, Christy Hemme:
ReplyDeletehttp://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/442550/christy-hemme-o.gif
Hey! I talk to her online everyday and she says I'm her boyfriend! We would have video chatted by now but she says TNA doesn't pay her enough to buy a webcam.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap... there was a match after Brooke's ass... who knew?
ReplyDelete#everythingisfine
ReplyDeleteKiss him.....kiss him
ReplyDelete...no, he calls YOU a mid-carder. I'm not big enough to acknowledge yet.
ReplyDeleteHey you are close to breaking into the top commenters (and probably would have if it still showed top 5) and have a very over gimmick... you're gonna go far kid
ReplyDeleteI wish wrestlers and actors wouldn't rush back from rehab. They need to really take some time to get their addiction and life in order.
ReplyDelete"You remind me of me 5 years ago"
ReplyDeleteHe is losing his wife to Jeff Jarrett?
Yeah. Angle is a statistic waiting to happen.
ReplyDeletehttp://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8532/hemme432530864.gif
ReplyDeleteSadly yes, I wish he would get his shit in check but it just doesn't look like he is.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wwe24seven.com/images/64/christy-hemme44.jpg
ReplyDeleteDoes the crowd even care about any of this? They all look like they handed out tranqualizers before the show.
ReplyDeleteYou are a good man. All I need to do now is print this image out and tape it to the back of my girlfriends head tonight.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet when Brooke farts it smells like roses and sounds like classical music.
ReplyDeleteCamera man again drops the ball!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the cameraman is gay? This is the only excuse I will accept.
ReplyDelete...is that when he put the polka dots on, Bully?
ReplyDelete"How Ric Flair put himself through hard times"
ReplyDeleteThat might be Bully's worst promo as champion. No Bully, you should not channel Dusty.
ReplyDeleteNo, that would be Hulk's wife and son that put him on hard times.
ReplyDelete"For the past year and a half I have put the wrestling business on hard times"
ReplyDeleteShoot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments?
Brooke puts me on hard times IFYAKNOEWUTIMEAN
ReplyDeleteOhhh.. I know what you mean!
ReplyDeleteToday's secret word(s) is "Hard Times". Whenever somebody says the secret word(s) scream real loud!
ReplyDeleteBig.. dumb... bitch. lololol.
ReplyDeleteYou must scream "IF YOU WHEEL!"
ReplyDeleteAlso, please remove the mic from AJ. He can't even call the right person a "big dumb bitch".
That Star Wars analogy made no sense. Luke didn't stop Vader... in fact Vader saved Luke...
ReplyDeleteSo what happened to Angle Vs Rampage at BFG?
ReplyDeleteEverything to lose AND everything to gain? Good job AJ
ReplyDeleteI think I saw Jeff Jarrett on the front of those bills.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't look like real money.
ReplyDeleteDixie: "THAT'S THE KNOCKOUT DIVISIONS SALARY FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS!!!"
ReplyDeleteI'd expect nothing less from this promotion.
ReplyDeleteWell that show sucked... but since it hasn't really been mentioned tonight I think I just need to say... Brooke's ass
ReplyDeleteWait, no contracts were signed at the contract signing! I was promised a contract Siging and I didn't get it! False advertising!
ReplyDeleteUm, yes it was. By both of them.
ReplyDeleteThat show hurt so much I just took a Vicodin!
ReplyDeleteRampage's "bodyguard" = Rampage's mistress, apparently.
ReplyDeleteTime to change the channel.
My bad, I didn't see it. I was distracted by Brooke's ass.
ReplyDeleteYou know who MY bodyguard would be?
ReplyDeleteBROOKE!!
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So was this the BOD B Team? I enjoyed it. Made me watch Impact on a boring night.
ReplyDeleteYes, ans do you know what the B stands for???
ReplyDeleteBROOKE!!!
...OK, I'm done.
You and Parallax saved Impact... it was not a good sell for BfG.
ReplyDeleteHey! I talked up Brooke's ass a bunch too! And I brought up Christie Hemmes legs! But I guess I don't warrant your praise! *sniff* Good Day Sir!
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, not a lot of contracts are being signed in TNA these days, unless your name is Hogan.
ReplyDelete(Scans the thread again...)
ReplyDeleteMy apologies, you were quite good also.
We are the BoD tag team champs!
ReplyDeleteYa'll have to Freebird rule the belts with Magoonie.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool... I promised him I'd help get him over.
ReplyDeleteI'm Buddy Roberts in this scenario aren't I? Eh, I can live with that.
ReplyDeleteI'll latch onto you like a young Marty Jannety. Although with less coke.....maybe.
ReplyDeletethey were left over pope dollahs
ReplyDeletedid you see brooke stop and do a butt jiggle for the camera (which didnt get switched to till it was almost over)? she was walking down the ramp and bully stopped and pointed out the camera
ReplyDeletei thought of you.
...yes, while watching brooke's ass, i thought of of you
they actually mentioned that he CAME BACK for the match
ReplyDeleteoy...
I don't drink soda so I'll take a Snapple instead.
ReplyDelete..waitiaminute.
Well it wouldn't be the first time that when someone though of me they thought of an ass, but it least it's a nice one.
ReplyDeleteHence all the Brooke pics in the thread.
ReplyDeleteYou could be Jimmy "Jam" Garvin if you want.
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