Hi Scott. I was wondering if you wouldn't mind giving a shout out to a webseries I co-wrote and directed on the BoD? It's called Project Hollywood. It's a comedy, sort of Entourage meets Arrested Development/It's Always Sunny. The first two episodes are up on www.projecthollywoodwebseries.com, with two new episodes released every Wednesday. People can also find us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/projecthollywoodseries). I think some of your readers will dig it.~Scotty J
So the winner of the BoD Halloween costume contest? The Fuj! His costume of a Bod headliner was almost believable!
ReplyDeleteToppings?
ReplyDeleteTrying to bury The Fuj = putting over The Fuj.
ReplyDeleteSince we can't all live on Brooke's ass alone, here: http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/bouncing-breasts/bouncing-boobs-gif-5.gif
ReplyDeleteSo my attempt to dress Miz as an old-school wrestler failed?
ReplyDeleteonion/green pepper would be awesome... you are the single greatest person in history!
ReplyDelete...I thought I WAS putting him over
ReplyDeleteIt was good for the silver medal
ReplyDeleteWe can't? Like how do we know until one of us, preferably me, tries?
ReplyDelete"Nobody walks out on Dixie Carter"
ReplyDeleteNot even the male hookers you hire every week? You kidnap/kill them instead?
Why would I need you to put me over?
ReplyDeleteI'd fuck Dixie and everything... but she just doesn't pull off slutty heel very well.
ReplyDeleteGag it and bag it.
ReplyDeleteTheres a rumor her and AJ are fucking.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'
So, just finished 93 timeline with Luger and Its up there with Nash and Corny as one of the best KC has put out.
ReplyDeleteI can see that... I mean I wouldn't actually want to see that, but I can believe it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, maybe this becomes a better version of Summer of Punk?
ReplyDeleteNo HHH and Nash to torpedo it...
but...its TNA
ReplyDeleteYou are in the iMpact thread... you have clearly... Fallen on Hard Times
ReplyDeleteThat's def. what they are going for... but they will fuck it up... THAT'S WHAT THEY DO
ReplyDeleteI know. And it's AJ... the antithesis of Punk in Charisma.
ReplyDeleteHey! There's Brooke!
ReplyDeleteThe only real reason to watch TNA has arrived
ReplyDeleteBut damnit, I'm gonna hope.
ReplyDeleteI'd fuck Dixie to get to Tessmacher..
ReplyDeleteI know! 27-37 minutes.
ReplyDeleteThey're doing everything they can to save money and they re-sign Ken Anderson. I'm starting to think Dixie hates her father and just wants to piss away his money on the more embarrassing things she can find. Like Ken Anderson.
ReplyDeleteWait is that an option? Because I will fill out an application...
ReplyDeletewhat did I tell you hoping about wrestling?
ReplyDeleteAnd TNA?
...*sighs* I'll get the razor blades
YES!
ReplyDeleteThank you!
You been eating long enough now STOP BEING GREEDY!
ReplyDeleteJerseys in the BUILDING!!
ReplyDeleteFor some odd reason, people from Jersey say that when they walk in a room..anyway:
http://makeagif.com/i/rSJ6YB
I'd imagine there's got to be some monetary value in having recognizable WWE faces to stick on television.
ReplyDeleteI am an atheist... but you are doing GOD's work!
ReplyDeletelol... Im a team player, I can come down the card for a spell to prop up business in the "C-threads"
ReplyDeleteIt's either that or give up completely. And I'm not there yet.
ReplyDelete[joins gym*]
ReplyDelete*rubs one off
And what's the basis for AJ's pissy-ness towards Dixie? Suddenly now she's a bitch? And she's proving this by offering him a more than fair contract? It feels forced, like there's no real basis for it, and it's just TNA doing cliched 90's wrestling angles.
ReplyDeleteThat would be Smackdown... have they ever gotten to 100?
ReplyDeleteCome ON, Pimpin'. Old rich chick with a young somethin' on the side has been done since the beginning of time.
ReplyDeleteI seriously didn't even know there was a Smackdown thread until recently
ReplyDeleteSo this is your version of a WWE Superstar going to NXT?
ReplyDeleteBrooke, you're not there to act sweety. Just stand there and look hot.
ReplyDeleteBut pimpin is, as pimpin does!
ReplyDeleteYou gotta let everybody eat sometimes pimpin.
Once you hit bottom, theres no telling how high you can reach.
ReplyDeleteBrooke's still a better actor than Anderson.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to make Brooke my new bottom bitch.
ReplyDeleteLittle Bischoff can't have a job much longer, right?
ReplyDeleteBoooooooom!!
ReplyDeleteHe's going to suck and bore from home.
ReplyDeleteNice slingshot suplex.
ReplyDeleteI do think the A&8's role was good for him. If you're going to have something for him, then that was probably the best fit.
ReplyDeleteA Slingshot Suplex getting a quick one.
ReplyDelete;(
I will NEVER see what so many people here see in James Storm
ReplyDeleteYou know, I would fuck Dixie but I think in a few years that stocks gonna take a nosedive.
ReplyDeleteGet out when the stock is high.
ReplyDeleteHe's a good tag team guy and midcarder but past that, I don't see it.
ReplyDeleteJob security.
ReplyDeleteI guess I just hate red necks in general... and he is red neck turned up to :: large number ::
ReplyDeleteHe just looks defeated now. They blew their chance with him.
ReplyDeleteThe tag champ on the outside gets a up-close and personal look at Brooke's ass every night.
ReplyDeleteYou know, if he was a midcard champ it would work. Didn't they have a Radio, or Satellite Championship or something?
ReplyDeleteBecause people from Jersey are obnoxious assholes. People fron NY are equally obnoxious but we're upfront about it and don't try to hide it.
ReplyDeleteWE DON'T SPEAK OF THAT
ReplyDeleteRobbie Heenan
ReplyDeleteIt's not as high as it used to be already.
ReplyDeleteWell yeah, but...
ReplyDeleteHEY!!!!
Honest question, do you hate Austin. I get what you're saying about rednecks though.
ReplyDeleteGetting more than a look, I'd imagine. Lucky bastard.
ReplyDeleteHe has some pretty awesome matches in his TNA career.
ReplyDeleteYum.
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Eh. He was a great wrestler and entertainer etc... I was never able to relate to him though...
ReplyDeleteHe got boring and repetitive.
ReplyDeleteI love Austin, but personally I liked him more when he was just crazy, before they turned him into a hunting jacket wearing redneck.
ReplyDeleteHere is a link to vote on which "Face Off" Shoot I should review next week.
ReplyDeleteHere are the choices:
Raven & Honky Tonk Man
Raven & James Mitchell
Matt Hardy & Gregory Helms
This. I was going to say that being a red neck wasn't really part of his gimmick during his peak but I figured I would catch heat that I didn't feel like defending against.
ReplyDeleteThat role has since been filled my HB Shizzle.
ReplyDeleteNo plugs in here! Well...maybe butt plugs...but no other plugs!
ReplyDelete...I don't see a link
ReplyDeleteRaven and HTM.
ReplyDeleteYou were staring at that Brooke gif so close that you saw THAT??!?!?!
ReplyDeleteShould be there now.
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S where I left it!
ReplyDeleteWhy would you catch heat for that? But yeah, he was more of an ass kicker with shades of redneck not full on redneck during his peak.
ReplyDeleteSpeak of the devil, Bad Influence mentioned the TV Title.
ReplyDeleteBad Influence's costumes: B-
ReplyDeleteThe tee throws it off.
Yeaaah...that's it...it's not like I enjoy the use of butt plugs.....no.
ReplyDeleteNorv is back!!!
ReplyDeleteI would have got CM Skunk.
ReplyDeleteNORV FTW!
ReplyDeleteWho's the jobber Taz is marking out for?
ReplyDeleteTazz: "How much does dis guy weigh?"
ReplyDeleteHe jobbed to ECIII at Bound for Glory
ReplyDeleteHe dead.
ReplyDeleteWas this the guy that did the amazing sell of his finisher? If so bring him back all the time.
ReplyDeleteI think that was the guy on impact last week, but I am not sure
ReplyDeleteYeah, they're two different guys.
ReplyDelete...Who sell the finish the same way.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bumpkin.
ReplyDeleteThis is a solid gimmick
ReplyDeleteWe will now pause for a short commercial break:
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YAY! Several Sting matches tonight!
ReplyDelete'Mr Roode, I'm actually just one of Ms. Carter's boytoys with a stethoscope'.
ReplyDeleteYou know what I love about Brooke? Her ass. But you know what else? How she just owns that having a great ass is what she does and how she makes her way in the world.
ReplyDeleteWWE 2K14 needs one slider:
ReplyDeleteAndre's Weight at WMIII. The higher it's set, the greater the effect when you do slam him. Slamming him at 1,000,000 lbs causes the game to crash, and melts the disc in the drive from the sheer impact. It also causes the real Hogan's back to shred.
And Andre be resurrected irl just to die again moments later.
ReplyDeleteAdd the global effects of what Y2K was supposed to do and I'm in.
ReplyDeleteIf enough people do it, Andre will live longer after rebirth than he did in his original life.
ReplyDeletehttp://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9827/brooke1tk2.gif
ReplyDeleteHa! Two pumpkins!
ReplyDelete*Sideshow Bob shudder*
ReplyDeleteThe icon Sting.....in a t shirt!
ReplyDeleteShe said that in a video that I can't post. She said her best attribute is her ass.
ReplyDeleteI'm inclined to agree.
Well they got changed quick.
ReplyDeleteI am ashamed of 10 year old Parallax for dressing as Sting for Halloween
ReplyDeleteIs there really no app for ESPN fantasy basketball
ReplyDeleteEdit fail.
ReplyDeleteShe also works hard to have it. That's good work ethic.
ReplyDeleteYes. Work ethic is actually a very attractive quality.
ReplyDelete"You've still got it" "We mean your gut"
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU Taz for calling out the You've Still Got It! chant.
ReplyDeleteThat's what he tells himself when he looks at his rapidly receding hairline.
ReplyDeleteSide note... does that tracker thing say if they have left yet?
ReplyDeleteIs there?
ReplyDeleteWhen I see Brooke, I think about sex.
ReplyDeleteNevermind. Just saw it
ReplyDeleteDid he WANT to be Sting? It's always funny when a parent dresses their kid up as something they don't want to be.
ReplyDeleteNo it was his choice. :( Mama Parallax was good about letting me make those kinds of decisions... not to mention how weird it would be if she WANTED me to dress like Sting
ReplyDeleteJim
ReplyDeleteI admit I enjoy Lisa Marie Varon's workout Vines.
ReplyDeleteJust checked it. It says some guy named Nick left at 9:24 and it was on its way. If you don't get it soon, I'll call up and bitch. Tell them the guy who I talk to on a pro wrestling blog hasn't gotten his pizza yet. I wonder the response I'll get.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...Tazz is talking about how fucked up it would be if the fan favorite with the scraggly beard won the WOrld title and became the "hood ornament" of the company.
ReplyDeleteWhat a co-inky-dink.
LMAO... I do live in SC, it may not be that odd... its Halloween though I'd rather they drive a little safer
ReplyDeleteI wish they would knock it off with that shit/// all they do is remind people that they are the smaller promotion.
ReplyDeleteIf "Vines" is slang for her breasts then I agree.
ReplyDeleteEh, let them speed a little. Give a couple of parents something to remember on Halloween and make it a special holiday. Okay, that was dark.
ReplyDeleteBenoit... is that you?
ReplyDeleteYeah that's what happened to me. I just looked for ESPN in my play store, and I just saw the football one and missed a link to see more. I gotta have the app on my phone-to grind out an every day league like a ,b-ball one. I lost last years ffb bod league in a close championship game to dbsm so-ive got to put my best foot forward
ReplyDeleteI know Scooter doesn't like them but I enjoy a good battle royal. I also enjoy the movie Battle Royal. The sequal, not so much.
ReplyDeleteWhat did he say?
ReplyDeleteI hear ya. Thought it would be that youd set a lineup weekly and itd be locked in for that week. I just gotta ride the Boogie Cousins train for the year.
ReplyDeleteThe tracker is saying "Order Has Been Delivered", WTF?
ReplyDeleteI thought this was all former world champions... or should I be paying closer attention?
ReplyDeleteI've seen that happen before... if its not like another 10 minutes I guess it will be time to yell at them.
ReplyDeleteMaybe a trick or treater (or their parents) took it. That used to happen all the time in my building.
ReplyDeleteThe irony would be that I have gotten zero trick or treaters
ReplyDeleteTaz shootin'
ReplyDeleteI hadn't see the "Hot Shot" in a long time.
ReplyDeleteThis gauntlet is... poorly built.
ReplyDeleteSid Magnus
ReplyDeleteUltra Magnus or GTFO
ReplyDeleteThere you go trusting people again, Sting.
ReplyDeleteIt isn't like he has a history of people betraying him... cut him some slack!
ReplyDelete"Let's interview the Most Important entity in TNA today":
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He needs a trustworthy partner, perhaps Arn Anderson...
ReplyDeleteif that happened, I'll be flying up to SC to kick some trick or treater ass!
ReplyDeleteTheres just no upside for them. I dont get what they think the tangible benefit is in doing get.
ReplyDeleteI'm going out tonight as a Rabbi and my gf is going as the devil. I'm beyond excited to see all the hot tail in costumes downtown. Plus I'm thinking the Rabbi is going to be a real crowd pleaser. I'm thinking I'm going to be giving out a lot of jewish blessings to drunk people.
ReplyDeleteRaw Roulette wannabe.
ReplyDeleteDixie should never say "Somethin somethin"
ReplyDeleteI called up, guy said the tracker is just an estimate and it should be there any minute.
ReplyDeleteJust got home.
ReplyDelete1) Christy looks yummy.
2) Why is Dixie Carter still on TV?
I'd fuck ODB I think.
ReplyDeleteBetter than the announcer saying "Something Something"
ReplyDeleteThanks... How the fuck is "Its already there" an estimate?
ReplyDeleteJust for a quick change of pace:
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/NR2ce.gif
For me, that is not a hard list to crawl your way on to (especially once I get fully released from my contract) but she isn't fap material.
ReplyDeleteI bet she would be an absolute best in the sack
ReplyDeleteMaybe if I just got out of jail and broke both hands in a freak skiing accident.
ReplyDeleteTaz: "She's got a clicker in that thing!"
ReplyDeleteI beg your pardon?
1) Agree
ReplyDelete2) Because FUCK YOU I OWN THE COMPANY
Nah, she's not fapable but even though she has meat on her bones she's still doable.
ReplyDeleteCan't say Hitachi magic Wand without compensation.
ReplyDeleteThe one Asian I fucked was a crazy lay... sadly her stupid husband went and found out about it to fuck that up. Inconsiderate prick.
ReplyDeleteLet's just say I've gone lower on the scale but my norm is above her.
ReplyDeleteSomething I have to hold against Gail... she's made the Ringpost Figure Four into a "normal" move.
ReplyDeleteMy friend is a Price fanatic. She dresses her son like Prince every year. Makes the costume and everything. Suffice to say his friends don't know who the fuck he's supposed to be until that Dave Chappelle skit came out.
ReplyDelete..then they thought he was trying to be Dave Chappelle.
Ha, asshole. Never saw the appeal in Asian women. Not enough to dedicate a huge fetish to them.
ReplyDeleteI'm not ashamed to say that not every cab I got into was a pretty one but it got me where I needed to go.
ReplyDeleteI have something I'd like to hold against Gail.
ReplyDeleteDude women are not objects you should have more res... nope I just can't do it.
ReplyDeleteAnd if Arn turns on him, perhaps Sting can reach out to Tully Blanchard to even the odds.
ReplyDeleteYour penis is what you are most likely talking about.
ReplyDeleteI guess he didn't learn to share.
ReplyDeleteoh, good saying. I may use it and pass it off as my own.
ReplyDeleteFunny thing is several months later i saw him in a bar and he gave me this really evil look but made a point to steer clear of me... I wanted to go follow him and tell him that he could give me the stink eye all he wants but it won't unfuck his wife.
ReplyDeleteAren't I charming?
..well I could hold my mouth against her as well, but you get the gist.
ReplyDeleteSex. The gist is sex, and how you would like to have it with her.
ReplyDeleteYou'll just want to hold your mouth against somebody else in an hour.
ReplyDelete"Is there anything else you have to offer besides your ass?"
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9579aPE6w1rbmjvuo4_250.gif
You are saying this because Asian food leaves you hungry in a short amount of time.
ReplyDelete"Will you STOP?!?!?!"
ReplyDelete..you gave her back. I don't see what the problem is.
ReplyDeleteIf she goes back to WWE at some point how long before Punk fucks her?
ReplyDeleteWhile I do enjoy tits and ass I'm more of a leg man. Why does this thread always turn into this?
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU! Hell they lasted a few more years after that.
ReplyDelete...a "Punk fuck"?? 6 weeks.
ReplyDeleteSee the link above
ReplyDeleteBad Influence is the best thing on TNA.
ReplyDeleteThat's longer than I would think.. I'd go a month tops.
ReplyDelete