Howdy Blog O'Doomers, I decided to go back to the wide collection of Hogan matches on the internet today and an internet cult classic was his 1993 match in Japan with The Great Muta. Hogan just his usual Japanese stuff and even goes semi-aerial on a counter. Muta's mist comes into play and people actually get up from the big legdrop? Enjoy the technical prowess of Terry Bollea!
I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE
ReplyDeleteChris Walker is more over than Hogan ever was
ReplyDeleteTake it easy Conan, what's your beef?
ReplyDeleteFun Fact: Chris Walker prefers chicken to beef
ReplyDeleteChris Walker has a very loose definition of "fun", as it pertains to facts.
ReplyDeleteFun Fact: Every fact about Chris Walker is fun
ReplyDeleteElvy was basically TNA's version of Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf (http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/). Took it upon himself to write at length about TNA's generalised brilliance (every TNA show/PPV rant wasn't complete without some lengthy, untrammeled burst of incoherence spewing from his keyboard about how every match was **** and above, how brilliant the booking was, how nice it was to see Mr. Anderson in title contention finally after being held down by WWE, etc.
ReplyDeleteHe also has an unhealthy obsession with Scott... I don't say that with the usual levity I would say something like that with... like he is legit one of those people that make the internet a worrisome place.
ReplyDeleteZero by Smashing Pumpkins.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. I'm really upset I misses him actually. I can't imagine the threads
ReplyDeleteI love this match. :) thanks for posting.
ReplyDeleteYou could always tweet at him, he's still going strong.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/elvylanda
Man, I got rid of my twitter account so can't tweet him. He's tweeting porn stars pretty frequently it looks like on his feed.
ReplyDeleteThose are the funnest to read
ReplyDeleteMuta did some good stuff in NWA/WCW, but I sort of wish he did a WWF run back then. Invading as a foil to new champion Bret Hart in '93 maybe? Far more interesting "Japanese Menace" than Yokozuna (and actually Japanese, as a bonus)
ReplyDeleteThis OU/Baylor game certainly seems like it is gonna be tight. With the Oregon/Stan game later it night be two great college games tonight.
ReplyDeletegreat football night
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm digging Baylor's matte black helmets. Looks sharp.
ReplyDeleteAre you dropping PBP permanently, Newman? Because if so, that sucks.
ReplyDeleteAnybody?
ReplyDeleteKurt forgot his suit.
ReplyDelete...no, no NO!! Impact is supposed to start like THIS:
ReplyDeletehttp://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llqfzmGgOR1qhnbeto1_400.png
You're running late. But this week, we can forgive you.
ReplyDeleteSting showing a little fire...
ReplyDelete...yawn, Sting:
ReplyDeletehttp://24.media.tumblr.com/aa81d8f0104e373fe346816a6be886f8/tumblr_mjrvtgUTOH1rpevobo1_250.gif
Kurt angles head is about to explode. He's up at least 2 hat sizes since the wwe days
ReplyDeleteIf he just booked himself against EC3... I can't say I disapprove.
ReplyDeleteThere is like NOTHING on TV when I'm watching Impact.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they just push the fuck out of Samoa Joe?
The Main Event Mafia is disbanding. This looks like the lamest stable break-up ever.
Ha yea. Sometimes there's a half decent NFL game. Good college football if you like that
ReplyDelete:: Runs in through the crowd wearing his street clothes and hits OfficeFarva with the WMD ::
ReplyDeleteYowsers that's delicious
ReplyDeleteI actually like this... for once, a stable doesn't have to EXPLODE! into combat. It keeps open the possibility that they'll rebuild it again some day.
ReplyDeleteAnd on Joe... yeah, he seems like a candidate for a push.
Oregon/Stanford is tonight, no?
ReplyDeleteChris Walker only knows rest holds
ReplyDeleteYea man. 900. Oklahoma/Baylor also
ReplyDeleteWell a female's mistake is everyone here's good fortune... your #1 draw is here!
ReplyDeleteDon't you have a date with the future ex-wife?
ReplyDeleteBitch rescheduled... which means she stricken from the list and wished well in all her future endeavors.
ReplyDelete"BE A MAN" - Macho Man Bobby Roode.
ReplyDeleteBut is he an A+ player?
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/xbAnwxP.gif
ReplyDeleteKurt is so gassed and bloated, geez.
ReplyDeleteBring back the TV title, put it on him and let him murder mid-carders for a few months. How hard is that?
ReplyDeletePorn Peddling Bastard!
ReplyDeleteNothings worse then getting back from a happy hour and being out of alcohol. Fuck
ReplyDeleteYou drink... a lot
ReplyDelete...yes?
ReplyDeleteJust paying tribute
ReplyDeleteUsually go out 2-3 nights a week on my off weeks. You should have seen 22 year old officer farva
ReplyDeleteHere, Parallax...pretend she's married:
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/8dUEmUi.gif
I think that is where I fucked up tonight... this bitch wasn't even married!
ReplyDeleteAngle would be dead if he got in the business in mid 90s instead of 2000s
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHeET5b4q70
ReplyDeleteKurt's jawline buried securely in his ginormous neck.
ReplyDeleteI still won't be surprised when that happens
ReplyDeleteI missed the "married" thread. Do you prefer married chick's or something?
ReplyDeleteJust a touch yes
ReplyDeleteYOU NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
ReplyDeleteI see Roode and HHH have the same barber.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how I missed that one.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/SZJDJ4mWRzA
ReplyDeleteThis is dragging on a bit, but at least it's two people trying to beat each other up because they don't like each other. That's always fun (and surprisingly rare) to see on a wrestling show.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YjSHbA6HQQ
ReplyDeleteThreadjack:
ReplyDeleteOregon, take the points.
You know what would make this better? A lawsuit.
ReplyDeleteFollowed by a job performance review
ReplyDeleteYES! GO SPORTS!
ReplyDeleteThat...wasn't bad.
ReplyDeleteTeased Stanford and the over
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/Z5kkf0hyfKs
ReplyDeleteThere is one issue with disbanding the MEM: EGO?
ReplyDeleteOh... and something stupid happened, I think. (On the toilet, but caught a glimpse of Pacman and friend in the ring, and Bad Influence rolling out.)
Give the points, you mean
ReplyDeletePac Man Jones finally criminaled his way out of the league, so TNA can finally pay off the angle they set up 5 years ago?
ReplyDeleteYou win
ReplyDeleteTessmacher Time!
ReplyDeleteI nominate myself to take care of Gail's review. Ya'll can fight to the death over Brooke.
ReplyDeleteHe's on the Bengals...which are a bunch of criminals.
ReplyDeleteWaiiiiiiiiit a second. Has Pacman held a TNA title I heard them say?
ReplyDeleteEvery time is Tessmacher time.
ReplyDeleteThey've gotten better the last couple years.
ReplyDeleteAngle and Pacman were TNA Tag champs while he was out of the NFL. Short reign.
ReplyDeleteIs this a joke?
ReplyDeleteBrooke's Ass
ReplyDeleteOh. I just remember last time they wanted to use him lawsuits got filed so that he couldn't do anything but stand there. Figured since he was getting in on the action he wasn't in the league anymore.
ReplyDeleteUm, no?
ReplyDeleteDid they buy out his mortgage and make him hit people on the other teams against his will?
ReplyDeleteThey didn't get better..their division got worse.
ReplyDeleteAnderson's still pretending there's actual "business" for an actual "club," that's so cute.
ReplyDeleteWait, I have to know now. Do you...
ReplyDelete1) chase married chicks bc that's your preference or
2) just have no problem banging them
3) 1 and 2
...sorry Velvet. You've been replaced.
ReplyDeleteWell 2) implies 1)
ReplyDeleteBut yes married women are far easier to close and you don't have to put up with the talking and other nonsense.
TESSMACHER WINS!! STOP THE MATCH.
ReplyDeleteI now want Brooke to win.
ReplyDeleteBrooke vs Gail... Garrett and Tapa at ringside... Tapa beats the HELL out of Garrett.
Not sure I get what you are saying. I was just under the impression he wouldn't be allowed to wrestle if he was under an NFL contract because I thought that was the case before.
ReplyDeleteBrooke looked legit hurt after the elbow
ReplyDeleteIt was a joke
ReplyDeleteWhat sexual favor would you do to a man if it meant you got 1 night with brooke. 3 holes accessible, no condom required. Handy J is where I'd draw the line
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ReplyDeleteYeah, that selling looked a little too... real. Why is she doing that anyway?
ReplyDeleteI meant on the criminal record front.
ReplyDeleteI'll rub her as...elbow and make it feel better.
ReplyDeleteI have a great story about running out of a married chicks house I'll disclose at some point.
ReplyDeleteSee this is way better than listening to some broad tell me about herself for 2 - 3 hours for a coin flip chance at sex
ReplyDeleteChristy will make it feel better. I take her clearly looking at Brooke's ass as she posed on the corner as a good thing.
ReplyDeleteThe tailbone's connected to the... elbow.
ReplyDeleteBecause her ass > biology.
Now THAT'S a TNA DVD I would buy.
ReplyDeleteNice. A small majority of my conquests have been married... they are just easier, lower maintenance, and more grateful
ReplyDeleteAnd most everything else
ReplyDeleteNew season of Finding Bigfoot spoiler alert: They don't.
ReplyDeleteODB needs to catch Velvet's top on one of those chops.
ReplyDeleteI I have something to connect to her ass..
ReplyDeletevery cool
ReplyDeleteWow. I really had 0 idea. I knew he did sone cameos for them but didn't know he ever got in the ring
ReplyDeleteThats actually a smart way to keep from losing on Velvet's part. PSYCHOLOGY!
ReplyDeleteyour dick is what I suspect you are talking about
ReplyDeleteWhy throw both of them back in the room Velvet? That was stupid.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine too many people watching this show with the orgy of football currently on TV.
ReplyDeleteWow, a 50% success rate! You da man!
ReplyDeleteYea, I'm not extremely well versed but I've found they just know what they want, don't play games, and don't expect much. It's kinda the perfect relationship.
ReplyDeleteIts not just a rumor
ReplyDeleteVelvet Sky and Brooke are attractive to me.
ReplyDeleteVelvet has the WORST psychology of any wrestler I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteA No Holes Barred Match?
ReplyDeleteParallax...meet your next blind date. Lady Tap Dancer!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Well said.
ReplyDeleteGod this segment went on for way to long
ReplyDeleteThat's what she said!
ReplyDeleteI take the controversial stances.
ReplyDeleteOh geezus... Chyna?
ReplyDeleteSo is Terrell ready to come back yet?
ReplyDeleteI think she is still on her baby vacation
ReplyDeletePLEASE let it be Sexy Star...
ReplyDeleteWith brooke, yes
ReplyDelete...is she married?
ReplyDeleteSo it'll be Gut Check rejects and indie chicks then. Yay.
ReplyDeleteReturn of Mickie James?
ReplyDeleteKharma return?
ReplyDeleteShe's not going back. Ever.
ReplyDelete(From her YouShoot... She's someone who would happily piss and shit on TNA's grave. And I can't blame her.)
Even eye sockets?
ReplyDeleteWhat did they do to her?
ReplyDeleteNose
ReplyDeleteBelly Button
Ears
But only a maximum of three.
ReplyDeleteI'd thrust her eye sockets with vigor
ReplyDeleteTHIS is what the WWE should have done with CM Punk.
ReplyDeleteJust general assholery, culminating in her beating up Bubba the Love Sponge, and getting sent home.
ReplyDeleteWhat's interesting is that I heard on Steve Austin's podcast that Scott Hall thinks Hogan had a killer clothesline.
ReplyDeleteI remember Hulk giving Taker a massive one at Survivor Series '91 that looked pretty stiff even though Taker didn't really sell it.
Yup... I swear they are purposely trying to do this angle to show WWE how they fucked up
ReplyDeleteGod, the E's video packages make TNAs look like a home video
ReplyDeleteYou see everything and hear everything because it was on fucking national TV
ReplyDeleteE's video packages make everyone else's look bad.
ReplyDeleteBischoffs ears are fucking insane
ReplyDeleteI kind of agree, but the acting (and dialogue writing) is way better in a lot of ways.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't Brooke get a vote... despite my advice they let women do that now
ReplyDeleteIn TNAS?
ReplyDeleteMy god...whomever was brainstorming about how to improve the final stage of the 3 Stages of Hell match in the gimmick match thread...your answer is make them watch Warlord vs Chris Walker.
ReplyDeleteI vote she goes naked
ReplyDeleteI vote she goes naked
I vote she goes naked
I vote she goes naked
She's an old lady.
ReplyDeleteWell, I've watched a grand total of probably an hour of TNA in my life (including tonight), but yeah. It seems more real. Maybe I'm just enjoying it because it's different or more home movie-ish.
ReplyDeleteWhy does she always wear fucking pants in these?
ReplyDeleteWorks for me!
ReplyDeleteI think I liked the match with Tenryu better. And it's unsettling seeing Hulk so skinny!
ReplyDeletedafuq?
ReplyDeleteCommercial break topic:
ReplyDeleteTessmacher
1 jar of grape jelly
2 dozen roses
1 paper plate
15 minutes in the back of an old DeSoto..
make it happen.
That doesn't have to be a point against TNA... if they know how to take advantage of it.
ReplyDeleteThat's asking a lot.
I am an experienced campaign professional... I will give my all to this cause
ReplyDeleteThere was a clip I saw of a chick giving her man head and when he came it shot out of her nose...That visual scares me with this conversation.
ReplyDeleteBret vs. Muta in '93 would have been insane.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I get your point.
ReplyDeleteIs Dixie sleeping with her nephew? And she shouldn't be throwing that iphone around like that.
ReplyDeleteIs Dixie fucking her "nephew"?
ReplyDeleteRight? It probably half of TNA's net worth
ReplyDeleteI wish there was a copy of the legendary Bret Hart vs. Tom Magee match around where Bret carried him so well that Vince creamed his pants over the guy.
ReplyDelete90's ECW wasn't exactly top of the line in video quality... but they took the lower quality and made it part of the experience.
ReplyDeleteBischoffs ears are driving me insame
ReplyDeleteDear god, Bully should just kill them. NOW.
ReplyDeleteKeeping it in the family.
ReplyDeleteTaz... a salad every now and again wouldn't kill you
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see Taz he looks more and more like that big stone ball that chased Indiana Jones through the caves...
ReplyDeleteToo bad this isn't Monty Python and a giant foot came down and squashes them all..
ReplyDelete..or at leasst "you can't do that on Television".
I don't know
ReplyDeleteHere's a better question, Bully: "Is that the only shirt you own?"
ReplyDeleteI still maintain that Brad Maddox looks more like Eric Bischoff than Garrett does
ReplyDeletehe eats a salad...smothered in bacon and ice cream.
ReplyDeleteWell Garrett Bishoff's out. Ace's and 8's are fucked now.
ReplyDeleteYou're finished? GO AWAY.
ReplyDeleteCOULD THIS MEAN AN ALLIANCE BETWEEN TAZ AND TODD LORENZ?!?!?!?! TUNE INTO TNA... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE
ReplyDeleteWith all the wife swapping Bishoff did who knows?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely, although it might be just the hair also
ReplyDelete...said no one ever
ReplyDeleteYep, Taz should never get up from behind the desk...he looks like an orange bowling ball at this point.
ReplyDeleteIt's all another "swerve"
ReplyDeleteNotice he's not forcing Tessmacher out.
ReplyDeleteSo that neck issue that forced Tazz out of the ring was that he doesn't have one right?
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't they do this 5 minutes ago when Bully asked em about it in the back?
ReplyDeleteTaz is as wide as he is tall.
ReplyDeleteReally Taz? You've done the right thing you're whole career?
ReplyDeleteFOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT YOUR COLORS BACK ON...
ReplyDeleteNot even Tazz's voice was convincing there.
ReplyDeleteTaz is just a darker Danny De Vito at this point
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