So does anyone else get serious Chris Benoit vibes from Wes Welker? Think about it:
1. Both hyper intense with chips on their shoulders.
2. Because they're relatively undersized and up against bigger / stronger / faster players.
3. Both take incredible amounts of punishment, and have a reputation for taking incredible punishment.
4. Started small (ECW / Miami) made the 'big' time (WCW / Patriots) before getting kind of screwed with and heading to the 'other' big time (WWE / Denver Broncos).
I'm not saying Wes Welker is going to go nuts and kill his family, but...
Do you think Wes Welker will go nuts and kill his family?
I'm kidding.
What seemingly separate subjects / people / movies / shows / wrestlers seem eerily familiar to you? Like how the lead singer of Puddle of Mudd looks like Edge, or how Henry Rollins and Lance Storm could be in a buddy cop movie. Do you look at Miley Cyrus getting all nutso with a foam finger and think she's just doing a 'Britney Spears kissing Madonna" kinda shock-tactic thing, etc?
1. Both hyper intense with chips on their shoulders.
2. Because they're relatively undersized and up against bigger / stronger / faster players.
3. Both take incredible amounts of punishment, and have a reputation for taking incredible punishment.
4. Started small (ECW / Miami) made the 'big' time (WCW / Patriots) before getting kind of screwed with and heading to the 'other' big time (WWE / Denver Broncos).
I'm not saying Wes Welker is going to go nuts and kill his family, but...
Do you think Wes Welker will go nuts and kill his family?
I'm kidding.
What seemingly separate subjects / people / movies / shows / wrestlers seem eerily familiar to you? Like how the lead singer of Puddle of Mudd looks like Edge, or how Henry Rollins and Lance Storm could be in a buddy cop movie. Do you look at Miley Cyrus getting all nutso with a foam finger and think she's just doing a 'Britney Spears kissing Madonna" kinda shock-tactic thing, etc?
FUCKING JACK SWAGGER LOOKS LIKE BIFF FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE.
ReplyDeleteDAMIEN SANDOW LOOKS JUST LIKE THE COLOGNE GUY FROM PARKS AND REC.
I'm as over the Benoit stuff as the next guy (I have no problem watching his matches, for instance) but this was not fucking funny. Just...wtf?
ReplyDeleteI've read this twice and still have no idea what is going on here...
ReplyDeleteCan we down vote a thread?
ReplyDeleteMiley is definitely looking for shock value. Just like Sheen was. Just like Situation from Jersey Shore is. These celebs are just as fake and just as smart as the best pro wrestling heels, and they're parlaying their act into millions of dollars. I'm more amazed that so many people fall for their acts and think they're presenting anything other than a persona.
ReplyDeleteAnd also a little bit like the Shoe Bomber. Or, minus the beard, Tamerlan Tsarnaev.
ReplyDeleteMiley (or her handlers) is brilliant. That whole gimmick made her the biggest star in the country.
ReplyDeleteHA
ReplyDeleteI've said the same about the Kardashians. Think about it...they have ZERO talent and have turned themselves into a brand. Fucking genius
ReplyDeleteBTW I definitely think we are gonna see an NFL player pull a Benoit, and sooner than later. Its funny how everyone has an opinion on the incognito thing (myself included; fuck martin for running off to mommy) but hardly anyone mentions the same day that story broke it was announced that half the time tony Dorsett can't even remember his own name. The javon Belcher story could have gone full Benoit but soon enough the NFL is going to get something like that.
ReplyDeleteYeah its crazy. At least miley has some vehicle she' s actually se3llling. The kardashians literally made it huge doing nothing
ReplyDeleteDid Benoit drop any passes that would have clinched a super bowl win?
ReplyDeleteSourh park predicted all of this 5 years ago with Miley Cyrus
ReplyDeleteSo is welker that great or was he just a product of a system? He doesn't average a whole lot per catch and he choked hard in the 2nd giants Superbowl and against the ravens last year. All you hear is how much ne misses him but they would be 9-1 if not for losing two games on a bizaare penalty and a bizaare non call. Isn't he just derrick mason but white and with better qbs?
ReplyDeleteI give the Kardashian's credit for turning Kim's sex tape scandal into a multi-million dollar empire. That is an impressive feat
ReplyDeleteWelker is good, not great. The Pats plugged Troy Brown and Deion Branch into their system and they thrived too. Welker also disappers in the clutch.
ReplyDeleteYea man. I can't hate on them. Theyve set themselves up for life by being good looking and dating famous people. Props to them I guess
ReplyDeleteEdge looks like the caucasian version of Mariano Rivera
ReplyDeleteReally? I am going to ignore the first question, which is really fucking sad (and probably slanderous)
ReplyDeleteAs for the second question the obvious answers for me are Natalie Portman/Keira Knightley and Amy Adams/Isla Fisher... the last one is fucking eerie... just check out their imdb profile picture.
Why are you yelling?
ReplyDeleteSandow also looks a lot like the guy that GSP "beat" last Saturday
Thank you. I thought that was in really poor taste. I can make a Benoit joke just fine... but this is saying that some dude might become a child murderer. Not cool.
ReplyDeleteSo you blame Martin for being a wimp and not Incognito for being an asshole bully? I'm still waiting for more facts to find out what exactly happened.
ReplyDeleteThe Belcher story disappeared pretty quickly considering how everything went down. Players don't drive to practice and blow themselves away in front of their coaches every day. Same with McNair and his story.
Welker's not going to kill his family; he's too busy taking 40-minute showers.
ReplyDeleteWho knew that fucking Ray J could be a GOOD career move?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good observation. There are people here that get on the WWE for making Benoit disappear but you never hear a thing about Javon Belcher either.
ReplyDeleteYour other reply to me just boggled my mind.
ReplyDeleteIf no one objects I do want to say a little something about the first part of the question. In the United States we have created a culture about "manning up" or whatever name you want to use for it. Well there are effects to that mindset and sooner or later we as a society is going to have to deal with it. Whether it be pressuring athletes to play when they really shouldn't or keeping soldiers in combat when they really shouldn't be there. I'm not assigning blame to anyone cause they all could say no; however, we as a society can't just ignore people like Benoit because our hands are dirty also.
ReplyDeletetl;dr: It's fair to wonder aloud about the long-term health of Wes Welker.
That's what Ray J said!
ReplyDeleteDid I do that right?
I just had this discussion with someone. I'd lean towards product of the system. Manning and brady...how many guys ccan put up the numbers he does strictly from the slot? Bellichick found a GREAT use for his skill set, and he ran with it. I like Welker, ALOT, but I think Bellichick deserves a royalty from every one of his paychecks
ReplyDeleteRe: "Manning up".
ReplyDeleteI don't like the praise heaped on athletes when they play soon after a relative dies. (Brett Favre, Adrian Peterson). "Look at them. Going out there and doing their thing. They are so tough." Being an emotionless robot makes you tough? I respect the guys that stop to grieve and risk losing their spot just as much if not more.
Same with baseball players who stay and play ball when their wife is having their baby. You play 162 regular season games. You should be forgiven if you miss one to be there when your kid is born.
Fucking hate mobile disqus for making me write this twice:
ReplyDeleteThe McNair thing is easily dismissed because its just a "crazy pussy" scenario. Pretty common homicide cause I would think.
The Belcher thing is more enraging to me. As soon as it happened the NFL quickly framed it as a gun control issue and the media played right along while our dumb fuck public ate it up with a spoon. Hey a football with a concussion history went to a team facility, called out the coaches and blew his head in front of them...blah blah blah gun control/2nd amendment blah blah blah. No one bothered to dig any deeper.
Also the dolphins thing is 100% on martin. Tons of info has come out. None of it makes martin look good. Plus he was a giant bust for a 2nd round pick possibly on his way out of the league.
I don't think it's fair to pass judgement either way. It's their own personal choice how to grieve. I'd assume being with your teammates and getting emotional involved in a game, with them, helps the grieving process. Or at least provides a distraction
ReplyDeleteIts not anyone's place to judge how someone deals with grief.
ReplyDeleteExactly. Not everyone wants to sit in a room and cry when something bad happens.
ReplyDeleteAthletes have a choice what to do in this situations, but not really. The main revelation coming out of the Miami Dolphin thing is how much it's all hurt the team. That's where everyone not named Martin has their focus. So when someone dies or is about to give birth the main thing going through peoples head is "how does this affect the team".
ReplyDeleteIt's no one's place to judge, but I don't think someone should be lionized either. If you talk about Favre's grit and toughness for playing through his father's death, how can the man that wants to take time off feel safe doing so?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what your point is. The Incognito thing is SUCH an outlier and absurd situation in itself that you can't lump that in to most other scenarios
ReplyDeleteMy point is the environment doesn't allow for anyone to feel comfortable asking for time off. I have no problem for guys that want to play through, but if a guy needs to get away he's thought of first and foremost as hurting the team.
ReplyDeleteSo farve can't play because it could potentially hurt someone's feeling in the future? I bet that 99/100 people would rather get back to work than play the woe is me card.
ReplyDeleteYea, I don't disagree entirely. My counterpoint would be, you're getting paid millions of dollars, are a part of a close knit team, and I don't think anyone would have said shit to AP if he wanted to take a game off to grieve his sons death. Any situtation...military, CEO, salesman, dr., etc, is gonna exert pressure on them to come back.
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying he shouldn't or couldn't play. I'm saying what did shouldn't be lionized. I'm also saying that we should have respect for the way in which people grieve. Some play through and some want to take time off. I don't think there is a wrong answer.
ReplyDeleteI always thought celebrity news outfits like TMZ and Entertainment Tonight were "cute" for pretending to be real news we gave a fuck about.
ReplyDeleteIf only I could clunk the heads together of all the vapid schmucks who paid attention to this garbage.
Welker is fucked long term. Just like the rest of them.
ReplyDeleteFarve is not the problem. It's the announcers and reporters praising him for "being a man" and playing through grief, implying those who don't, aren't.
ReplyDeleteAnd that goes back to my initial point. There is all this pressure to perform and it has a cost. So when a situation like Benoit or Belcher happens when write them off as weak individuals, pretend they never existed and and continue on as a society as if we played no part in it.
ReplyDeleteTHIS RIGHT HERE
ReplyDeleteThat's a collective bargaining issue. The players have negotiated away any rights to having a guaranteed contract so they have zero leverage in any situation. Kyle Williams just got "fired" for tearing an acl. Football is a cut throat business.
ReplyDeleteYup. Why do we care soooo much about Jennifer Aniston and whether she is pregnant or not?
ReplyDeleteSorry, I just worked an 18 hour overnight ER shift and am sipping some brewskies...what was your original point?
ReplyDeleteThat the qotd was a fair one to ask.
ReplyDeleteSo you can't commend someone for not being pussy because it might hurt the feelings of someone later who doesn't get commended for being a pussy?
ReplyDeleteI'm saying a way a man deals with grief has nothing to do with his manhood. I've never heard about a scientific study confirming the correct way to deal with death. Once it's scientifically confirmed that choosing to stay home is pussy behavior then I'll commence to call men that do that a pussy.
ReplyDeleteDude, most of it is sympathy praise. I don't think I've ever heard someone say "he's such a man" for playing after a death. An injury maybe, but that's a completely different discussiin. They also say things like "I wouldn't fault AP for not playing in this game" after his son died or "I don't know how he's out there". Your just hearing what you want to hear
ReplyDeleteSo you can't praise someone for doing something extraordinary because people who wont or can't do it will feel bad? ?? Ladies and gentlemen, the united states of america in 2013!!!!!!! What a great place
ReplyDeleteDig up the video of Favre playing after his father died.
ReplyDeleteI will when i get home. If it's John Madden tho, this whole conversation goes out the window bc he has some homoerotic thing with him. Let me counter with: watch the video if AP playing the game after his son died.
ReplyDeleteSo then what difference should fans praising favre make to the next guy?
ReplyDeleteFrom what I understand, AP didn't even know his son. I could be wrong.
ReplyDeleteI don't fucking know. Next time you're at the grocery store check out, play the game of "Count the Magazine Covers with a Kardashian On It".
ReplyDeleteCelebrity news legit pisses me off. I mean, I let out a little growl of rage.
Part of it is Madden but he had plenty of accomplices.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZV0WFKUt2k
He didn't until a few weeks before he died. Still doesn't change the arguement IMO
ReplyDeleteI worked as a grocery store cashier. People buy those magazines. God knows why.
ReplyDeleteWhen announcers, fans, and teammates are saying a guy is showing grit, heart, courage, toughness, etc for playing through death, it makes it that much harder for a guy to say he doesn't want to play. Yeah, a guy should be able to say he doesn't want to play if he doesn't want to, but that's not always how it works.
ReplyDeleteI have a younger brother in the reserves. I don't think this kid has cried or raged a day in his life. Our dad died when he was 1 year old. Now, he's 26 and we call him "The Terminator". Not because of his awesome ability to execute precision gun control, but because he IS an emotionless robot.
ReplyDeleteSubliminal messages from George Clooney, the President of the United States.
ReplyDeleteThis is a great point. I see their arguement...that the culture makes it tough for athletes to take time off, but then what? We can't praise anyone because the opposing sect will be pissed?
ReplyDeleteMaybe you guys can help me with this but I don't see what is extraordinary about what essentially adds up to going to work. I know how this society treats sports as some mythical, magical thing, but at the end of the day we are praising people for just punching the clock.
ReplyDeleteBecause you're putting your personal grief aside for the greater good of your "brothers" on the team.
ReplyDeleteSo again, you don't want someone praised for doing something extraordinary because people who won't do something extraordinary will feel bad that they didn't get the same praise?
ReplyDeleteI just don't see anything extraordinary about showing up to work. If they do something like throw 7 td passes then heep praise, but there is nothing special about pulling up in the parking lot.
ReplyDeleteIf its just punching the clock than why shouldn't we expect everyone to do it no matter what. Sounds easy
ReplyDeleteWell favre played one of his best games ever after his dad died. And if all it takes is just pulling in the parking lot and punching the clock why should-aanyone have any sympathy for someone who can't even be bothered to do that because they are too sad.
ReplyDeleteBecause for some there are more important things. What gives employees and co-workers greater importance than family and friends? If your employer, employees, and/or co-workers are more important than so be it, but it's bs to force than train of thought on others.
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying there should be sympathy. I'm saying there should be respect both ways. I don't have a problem with Farve playing just like I wouldn't have one with a guy that chooses to sit. Where exactly did it get carved in stone that first priority is to coworkers and employees?
ReplyDeleteNo one is being forced to do anything. Is not-going to work going to bring a dead relative back to life? Are you saying that if you don't shut down and cry for days you didn't love your family? So anyone that wants to work or move on didn't love their family as much as someone who needed the world to stop for them?
ReplyDeleteI'm saying that there isn't a right or wrong way to deal with. I'm also saying that we should respect the way each individual wants to deal with it. If you want to play then play, if you don't then don't. I don't see any reason to lionize or vilify anyone for the choice they make.
ReplyDeleteI really don't have an opinion one way or another on guys that play after a death in the family (it's not like not playing will bring the person back to life), but people who skip the birth of their child to play in a game seem like assholes to me. I mean, if it's the Super Bowl or game 7 of the World Series or something I guess I can understand, but just some regular season game? Don't be shocked when you get divorce papers.
ReplyDeleteRollings? Seriously bro?
ReplyDeleteLol. This cracked me up for some reason. A cross racial comparison is tough to pull off.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't recognize any of the Kardashians if they were standing in this room right now. Probably couldn't pick Miley out of a lineup either.
ReplyDeleteAnother thing is that Favre was one of those guys that the media will line up around the block to suck him off. See also: LeBron, Tiger, Peyton, Tebow, etc...
ReplyDeleteWhat I guess I'm trying to say is that if say... oh, I dunno, Joe Flacco had the best the game of his life the day after his old man died it would be forgotten within a week. We sure as shit wouldn't be talking about years later.
I don't get that. What difference does it make if your in the same room, building, city, state, or county when your kid is born? You could still be the greatest dad everand be elsewhere or be in the rroom and turn out to be a molester. I have no idea where my dad was when I was born. I've never got why this a big deal.
ReplyDeleteWelker isn't know as a chip on his shoulder guy at all. He's regarded as a cool guy with a good sense of humor. See his Rex Ryan foot interview from a few years back.
ReplyDeleteIt's more about supporting the mother than anything to do with the baby. Childbirth is pretty rough. I figure if I knock a chick up the least I can do is be there for her while she's going through what will probably be the most painful experience of her life.
ReplyDeleteYeah what the fuck was the Benoit - Welker comparison about?
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to know because basically his whole career has been spent with elite quarterbacks. You got Tom Brady and Peyton Manning throwing to you and anyone can be a threat. He's talented no doubt but I gotta say he's been helped a lot by where he's been.
ReplyDeleteMartin has done himself no favors since this whole story broke. Especially when Incognito showed a text message he got from Martin and Martin was all buddy-buddy with him. Incognito seems like a prick but Martin has not helped himself at all.
ReplyDeleteUpvoted just for "Fucking hate mobile disqus".
ReplyDeleteDennis Feinstein aka Rafi from The League. I see it.
ReplyDeleteWelker couldn't handle the pressure of killing his family. He'd drop the murder weapon.
ReplyDeletedon't.....want.....to.....laugh
ReplyDeleteNot sure how much sports radio you folks listen too but like, the number one thing people talk about when they mentioned Welker is that he played with a chip on his shoulder, a 'me against the world' mentality.
ReplyDeleteShowing the intestinal fortitude to pull it together and come through should be referred to as Bradying up.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't clever, thought provoking, or funny. You could have asked the actual question without the ridiculous Welker/Benoit preamble. Maybe you should give up QOTD if this is the quality you have left in the tank.
ReplyDeleteThey have a terrible reality show, that's how they got there. If it was a thinly drawn roman-a-clef sitcom about their stupid lives it'd be basically the same thing but they'd look like they're doing more.
ReplyDeleteExactly. Just like Sheen went from being a B-level star on a derivative sitcom to having his catchphrase on everyone's facebook newsfeed. Winning! And you're a fool if you think that wasn't by design...
ReplyDeleteTom Brady lol'd
ReplyDeleteI'm all for black humour but this crosses a line.
ReplyDeleteWelker seems much less high strung than Benoit to me.
ReplyDeleteYou ever see Rollins and Storm's photos next to eachother? Mind blown.
ReplyDeleteMy point was you got his name wrong.
ReplyDeleteYeah but the entire NFL isn't under 6 feet tall, has a thing about losing their hair, gets punished for going over the middle, and so on.
ReplyDeleteHas a thing about losing their hair? What is that about?
ReplyDeleteI loved Troy Brown!
ReplyDeleteI like to picture the detectives at the McNair's scene using that term. "Looks like textbook crazy pussy to me, Chief."
ReplyDeleteI would say all guys that lose their hair have a thing about. I know from experience.
ReplyDeleteI'm over 28 hours with no sleep, deep 10 stoli on ice and took a bong rip. GIMME my Saturday thread bayless!!!
ReplyDeleteHe did a lot of hair restoration commercials for New England Radio.
ReplyDeleteSo being short and having a chip on your shoulder makes you a potential murderer?
ReplyDeleteOh well then he is clearly a potential child killer.
ReplyDeleteThis is by far the worst one he has done.
ReplyDeleteJobber, let's talk sports...words can't express how much I LOVE Dallas and KC tomorrow
ReplyDeleteI don't think it show sup until like 10pm est
ReplyDeleteDamn it. I have much to say. Well just thread jack this. Sorry Mr Meekin
ReplyDeleteDude kc is way undervalued at 3.5 against SD. I love that one. I'm always scared of NFC east game that involve the giants or cowboys. I swear I bet everyone and lose.
ReplyDeleteI'm smoking hash oil out of this awesome vape pen and watching football.
ReplyDeleteJust look at the QBS the Gmen have beat in their win streak. It's basically been a barrage of 2nd and 3rd stringers.
ReplyDeleteYea, KC laying 3.5 at home, coming off a loss is a gift from Santa
Lol. I'm a fan of all of that
ReplyDeleteNo, Bradying up is throwing a hissy fit when things don't go your way and then being passive-aggressive about it when called on it.
ReplyDeleteMy place actually has the jags getting 11.5 vs Houston. I kind of love that. Also fucking tampa bay going into Detroit and only getting 9? I could easily see detriot crush that shit team at home. Definitely playing those games and kc at least.
ReplyDeleteYeah the giants have definitely feasted on bad teams but I'm not sure I trust Dallas. It would make a big difference to me if the g men were getting 3 or 3.5
ReplyDeleteYou mean predicting if someone is going to be a murderer or not isn't your thing?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure who you're saying you like in that Det game but I like Det...ALOT. They score so any points at home, and are essentially a different team under a dome. I went 2-3 last Sunday so.who fucking knows
ReplyDeleteThat's smells like a 3 team teaser but those are the devil wrapped in A STD
ReplyDeleteWait holy shit the giants are giving 3???? Wow I did not think that was the case
ReplyDeleteYeah have thought Tampa would be way closer to 2 TD underdog. I love Detroit in that
ReplyDeleteYea. If it was a pick I woyld be so gun Ho but Dallas getting a FG?? I'm not a Cowboys fan but love Rome tomorrow
ReplyDeleteSo I could tease Detroit to +3, jags to +17.5 and kc to -2.5 at about 1.5 to one odds. I think that's my first bet tomorrow right there
ReplyDeleteJust turned on fox mew for 2 minutes. ..jbls fat face was on...loses all credibility...can't stop laughing at him
ReplyDeleteOh, now you're just teasing me
ReplyDeleteHmmm...yeah I just saw the 3 and assumed it had be big d giving the points. Still those teams a!ways end up in these weird games.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE all of it but know I've been ass raped he 3 team teasers in the past. Just gun dhy of yhe 3 teamer.
ReplyDeleteGood luck tho
Welker as Benoit? Not really, no. Come on, you're better than this. I hope
ReplyDeleteDid you see the one about cute animals?
ReplyDeleteThat's obviously supposed too say kc at plus 2.5 too.
ReplyDeleteYeah dude I like those bets so much I might even do a 3 way parlay too, get like 7 to 1 odds
So I just randomly saw my ex gf tonight...she's doing fucking model work now...anyone want to see a link...::bangs my head against the wall::
ReplyDeleteLibelous. Though either way, Meekin is dumb for this one
ReplyDeleteSure, why not
ReplyDeleteThere have been some very bad ones... that one especially... but it isn't insinuating that a perfectly innocent man might kill his family.
ReplyDeleteFuck, I always get those mixed up.
ReplyDeleteMan I wonder what level you are going to hit on the Murphy scale tonight...
ReplyDeleteI think the idea of will the NFL have a Benoit situation and how would the aftermath be different for the NFL and whether or not steroids and head trauma are the true cause could be an interesting discussion if framed differently. But this was a weird question when framed specifically to Wes welker
ReplyDeleteThere is no Saturday thread yet and everyone else is threadjacking sooooooooo.......
ReplyDeleteYou think Will Muschamp has been fired yet or will they wait til the morning?
I'm chilling at an 8 right now. I just poured myself a tequila on ice tho. Get ready baby!!!
ReplyDeleteThey had two deaths in two weeks and then Aaron Hernandez got charged with murder. No one cared.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Rae Carruth and Ray Lewis
Exactly. I wouldn't have had a problem with that conversation, but to single someone, anyone out and say they might do what Benoit did is just awful.
ReplyDeleteMan I was JUST talking about this...he's got one more year due to his contract and shit. He still sucks
ReplyDeleteMost balding guys with "fuck you money" would get hair restoration.
ReplyDeleteLSU wins BIG over Johnny Fucknuts and TAMU, Florida loses to a D1-AA school (LOLOLOLOLOLOL...), Oregon gets buttfucked by Arizona (WTF?), Duke is one win away from the ACC title game (WTF V2?), any other fun shit I missed?
ReplyDeleteNow if Auburn can beat Alabama next week...
You don't lose to GA Southern in the swamp and come back and coach. Even Zook wasn't that bad
ReplyDeleteYeah... if you're gonna do that, use Tom Brady as the example.
ReplyDelete(I am apparently in an EVIL mood tonight.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAgUfDIFIQ4
ReplyDeletealso Simpson, Orenthal James
ReplyDeleteDuke is going to get destroyed by Florida State. Well if FSU still has a qb then. This has been a strange season to say the least.
ReplyDeleteMan, the administration LOVE him tho for some reason. I dont really get it either tho
ReplyDeleteI think FSU could play their Punter at QB and still destroy Duke. And I'd watch.
ReplyDeleteLol.. this is like the 5th time you've posted this to me
ReplyDeleteWell that's 100% true. Leonard little killed two people. Corery dillion threw a girl out a 2nd story window. Pacman fired off a machine gun in a titty bar. There's all kinds of awful shit these guys do, rae carruth and Hernandez being perfect examples. But IMO the difference would be if you could directly tie the murders to playing football. Hernandez, Dillon and carruth a d hundreds of other guys has bad reps way before they played football. Little or donate stallowrth were drunk driving when they killed someone. But Benoit was a supposedly normal guy before he did what he did. Imagine if something like that happened. I think the reaction would be different
ReplyDeleteI have no reason to believe Duke can win. This season has been so strange that I wouldn't rule it out.
ReplyDeleteBenoit was absolutely not a normal guy
ReplyDelete"The morale on this team is at an all-time low," guard Jon Halapio said. "We have a lack of leadership. We just really need to tighten up as a team."
ReplyDeleteFlorida had been 15-0 against FCS teams since the divisions split in 1978.
"It's just hurt and shock," Gators linebacker Darrin Kitchens said. "Losing that type of game is embarrassing."
I don't t think it's that outrageous of a statement. Please elaborate if you would...
ReplyDeleteThat's a game he could not lose under any circumstances. He's fucking gone
ReplyDeleteI'm with Farva, what has this guy done to garner this much confidence from the administration?!
ReplyDeleteHahaha. I just made my girlfriend talk about the multi universe theory and string theory for 45 minutes with me. Yea I'm a dork...fuck you
ReplyDeleteLearn it, Live it, Love it
ReplyDeleteAnd if you want a musical version...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMybxAoSvS8
Losing in the Swamp: Bad
ReplyDeleteLosing to a 7-4 team: Bad
Losing to a 1-AA team: REALLY Bad
Losing to a team you paid 550K to come be a scrimmage against: Um... Bad
Losing to a team with ZERO passing yards: ROFL Bad
I don't know but the administration LOVE him for some reason. Just watch...He'll be back
ReplyDeleteDepends on how much the alumni love him... one proper showing of said "love", and Muschamp'll be headed back to Coordinatorville.
ReplyDeleteLol. That's funny, i can't even get mad at that. Fuck you parallax!!
ReplyDeleteIf a white NFL player with concussion and steriod history but no criminal record killed himself and his family their would be a Benoit type uproar...or maybe not. But it would be a different story inthe media than if a gang affiliated dude with gun felonies and a violent history killed someone.
ReplyDeleteWell yea, but I'm sure they'd peel back the layers and find out he was fucked up like Benoit was
ReplyDeleteRumor likely to be true:
ReplyDeleteYankees going to sign Brian McCann to a 5 yr., $85M deal.
From a Braves fan: Thanks for the decent years, now Fuck Off.
Man, my post that you replied to was so full of typos...He could lose his next 3 games and still come back..that's a drunk officerfarva guarantee. Take it to the bank!!
ReplyDeleteFuck McCann. Good riddance.
ReplyDeleteBeing a Braves fan really must be what it is like to be bipolar... you get the highs of the regular season then the lows when they disappoint you in the post season. Seriously when I think about the 1990's I think about grunge music, the Clinton administration, and the Braves losing in the playoffs... a tradition they seem to be resurrecting.
ReplyDeleteIs she happy?
ReplyDelete:: Evil look ::
I know I'll miss Hudson a LOT more... McCann's just been so disappointing the last couple years.
ReplyDeleteCompletely dumbfounded / annoyed. It makes me giggle
ReplyDeleteThey were playing that fucking beard man at catcher anyway, weren't they? McCain ain't worth that money
ReplyDeleteI am sorry, while I fully appreciate the lifestyle and think they deserve equal rights I do not participate in it and therefore will not fuck you.
ReplyDeleteThey won once. We're cool
ReplyDeleteAnnoyed huh... tell her she can text me i she is sad and needs to talk. I'm here for you bro!
ReplyDeleteShould have at least 3. They were the best team 3-4 different years, IMO
ReplyDeleteChris Walker will NOT hookup with my girlfriend, even if he was a WWF superstar.
ReplyDeleteIt almost makes it worse to me... shows that they are capable of it but just can't get the job done most times.
ReplyDeleteMeekin...come talk to your buddies. I have some suggestions for QOTD.
ReplyDeleteNot at all. He'll just listen to her talk about her feelings and let her know that he, unlike some other unspecified people, understands her.
ReplyDelete1991: Despite the Hrbek/Gant incident, the Twins won that one legit. And Charlie Leibrandt enters the "Fucking Braves Relievers" Pantheon.
ReplyDelete1992: Blue Jays won cleanly, Charlie Leibrandt and Jeff Reardon are members of the FBRP
1995: YAY! BRAVES WIN!
1996: Up 2-0... this one hurt. Game 4 and Leyritz's HR were the real backbreakers... add Mark Wohlers to the FBRP. This is also the true beginning of my "Fuck the Yankees" attitude.
1999: Yankees Sweep, Fuck The Yankees in full effect. This season is more memorable for being one of two times I had any respect for the Mets, that NLCS was damn good.
Derrick Rose wow
ReplyDeleteI kinda feel bad for Bulls' fans, then I remember it's the NBA, therefore I'm not allowed to give a damn.
ReplyDeleteTrust me, it's not. Winning a title is hard. They won one. I am happy
ReplyDeleteHe's so streaky. He went 0 for the playoffs. Fuck him
ReplyDeleteThat NLCS ruled. I went to Game 4
ReplyDeleteSorry, you put effort into this. I'm drunk tho and don't have the attention span. Upvote me for honesty fuckers!!!
ReplyDeleteThey got 95... could have had 91 and 96. That's three to me...
ReplyDeleteThen endorse it? Isn't the point to hide that you're bald? If everyone knows, what's the point?
ReplyDeleteHow about the fact that one of the people in the Apollo 13 film was named Jack Swagger?
ReplyDeleteSince I'm a little late in this, uh, Robe Lowe and John Stamos seem to look alike and Y2J seems to look like a combination of Jeremy Renner and Neil Patrick Harris. And Paul, I think it's best you don't start a post with a joke like that.
ReplyDeleteThis thread reminds me of the deuce I dropped last night, how's that for a comparison?
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