If Vance Middle School can't put them over the top, nothing can!
That sounds like a guy from the WWE developmental name generator. Vance Middleschool!
As for TNA, Meltzer was talking about it on the last show, and basically they're ditching PPV completely and going into survival mode by attempting to cut everyone who won't take a $300 per show deal. So expect to see basically everyone but the tippy top guys cut loose when their contracts expire, and a lot more indy geeks used instead.