Howdy Blog O'Doomers, not sure what happened to me but between this morning and now I am sick as a dog.
Enjoy the show or the football game that includes two of the league's widespread biggest fan bases, just don't get sick.
Wonton Soup and bed for this one. Come out swinging and keep it clean!
Enjoy the show or the football game that includes two of the league's widespread biggest fan bases, just don't get sick.
Wonton Soup and bed for this one. Come out swinging and keep it clean!
Let me be the first here to wish JTG a happy 2,400th day of still being employed by WWE!
ReplyDeleteAnd get well soon, Princess
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your pre-show match,
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/G3PgawGL61E
added it to my post in the QOTD thread but don't think anyone saw it. Bryan Danielson vs Teddy Hart from MLW. Features Bryan shooting on Hart big time for Harts recent ROH fuckups, and Hart does hyper extend his arm or something during it, but this was one of my fav in person matches I'd seen (especially with the stuff Hart had pulled around the time) and was the first time I saw Danielson in person (maybe 2nd, can't remember if he that promotion of Hogans took place before or after this). But this match made me a lifelong Bryan fan.
Mphh just read the topic, get well soon Princess, I had a sucky flu most of last week, hope its not the same thing.
ReplyDeleteShawn's giving out Superstar of the Year. I wish that'd mean it's going to DB.Just like I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters
ReplyDeletelet him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale
world.
Nah he'll give it to his buddy Triple H right?
ReplyDeleteJTG is the new Funaki!
ReplyDeleteSOTY and Undisputed Champ, HHH must really want some victory sex.
ReplyDeleteand yes, I'm in the camp that believes Trips is going to leave TLC champ. WWE would do something like that.
*Comes to wish Princess a quick recovery*
ReplyDelete*Is told she's in another castle*
Wonder if that's his plan all along. Because I'd prefer a total power grab, both kayfabe and reality for pure egomaniacal insanity over a belt swap or just more Super Cena Supering all up in my face
ReplyDeletePrediction for tonight... almost everything posted here is negative.
ReplyDeleteIf it actually leads to Bryan taking the title from him . . . I might be ok with this . . .
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with her?
ReplyDeleteMan I hated the slammy show's the past couple years, I really hope they make it better.
ReplyDeleteI disagree, you ass........(kidding)
ReplyDeleteWhat % is almost? Cause you know we'll like a mid card match or two.
ReplyDeleteAh nevermind, I never read the stuff at the top.
ReplyDeleteThe thing were Flair got lifted up on his shoulders with The Shield was cool.
ReplyDeleteSo is HBK heel or is he gonna get the "nothing's happened" pop
ReplyDeleteIt's sad that seeing Bret Hart advertised for a WWE event doesn't feel special anymore.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know what #WCW means? It obviously doesn't mean "World Championship Wrestling" I saw it on a facebook page. I'm wondering what it stands for.... it's must be about girlfriends and boyfriends, at least that's the context I was able to glean, but if anyone could shed some like on it that would be great.
ReplyDeleteSlammy for Best Slammys: 1987
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbyF6u8YEc0
The Flair-Punk-Shield-Super Friends stuff was cool.
ReplyDeleteSlammy for Best WWE App: The WWE App!
ReplyDeleteIs he giving a tutorial on how to download the fucking app again?
ReplyDeleteJESUS CHRIST IF MY 69 YEAR OLD FATHER CAN DO IT, WHO CAN'T?
Man you really swung for the fences early... its 3+ hours, try not to use your best stuff up front.
ReplyDeleteAlready see some douche in Seahawks jersey.
ReplyDeleteI hate this show.
Yea, hes getting screwed in his hometown somehow
ReplyDeleteWell, Daniel Bryan is close to home. You know what that means.
ReplyDeleteBut does your 69 year old father know how to vote for his favorite WWE performers?
ReplyDeleteBryan's tshirts keep getting worse.
ReplyDeleteCue the first round of bitching about Bryan facing Fandango
ReplyDeleteJesus, if he's voting... I don't know who he'd pick.
ReplyDeleteDainel Bryan v. Fandango? What the fuck are they doing here?
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't think he loses here....but he is still due for some form of torture or embarrassment as soon as he wins an awared
ReplyDeleteUmm well I guess if it's a squash it's fine really.
ReplyDeleteThen they must show him, so he votes for the people they intend to win!
ReplyDeleteHave really enjoyed Bryan's build up but I'd be ok with a shaving angle at this point too
ReplyDeleteHUH HUH you said 69 HUH HUH
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the First (I guess?) Annual BoDdys. Unless someone else feels like picking up the joke, one LUCKY pairing will take home the only trophy of the night.
ReplyDeleteYour nominees for Feud of the Year are:
-BoD vs NPP: A one-sided shitkicking, highlighted by the revelation that NPP would not even have emoticons if the BoD didn't use avatars with posters.
-Dougie vs Jesse Baker: In a more even world, these two enjoyed a year full of shit talking, insane, Warrior-level postings, and the occassional hope that John Cena/some comic writer would die in a fire. While being raped. By either Kane or Kevin Nash, hired for the occassion.
-Dougie vs BoD: An offshoot of the BoD/NPP feud, this one was sometimes more entertaining, if still one-sided.
-Jesse Baker vs Sanity: Need I say more?
Please vote now.
Fandango/Johnny Curtis just seems like such a slime ball in real life.
ReplyDeleteand from everything I've heard hes a super nice down to earth guy irl, but jsut plays slimeball really well.
ReplyDeleteI hope he jobs clean as a sheet
ReplyDeleteHe should become Randy Orton's buddy, they can call him the Sexual Predator.
ReplyDeleteParallax vs. Husbands everywhere gets my write-in vote
ReplyDeleteCaliber vs dougie in the loser leaves blog feud gets my vote
ReplyDeleteAugust-October: Daniel Bryan is involved in main event feuds.
ReplyDeleteDecember: Kicking off the show against Fandango.
World Wrestling Entertainment
What You Want Is Of No Concern To Us
Did I miss anything, besides the fact that this title unification match is being overshadowed by an award show?
ReplyDeleteCopyright infringement
ReplyDelete~J. Lawler
You could have given me time to get a campaign going!
ReplyDeleteI used Google. It stands for "Woman Crush Wednesday."
ReplyDeleteLOL me too, just to be a spiteful prick about it.
ReplyDeleteidk, on the 1 episode of Total Divas I saw he was on it and he came across as a total Parallax to me.
ReplyDeleteWell usually Triple H gets the kick off the show spot as of late, so might actually be a good sign.
ReplyDeleteBoD vs. NPP... it is the only one I find at all entertaining.
ReplyDeleteNice little showcase for Bryan. Gotta love the crowd, too
ReplyDeleteThis crowd is making this match seem like a WWF title match.
ReplyDeleteCole with the sledgehammer of subtlety on HBK/Bryan....sad they include so little running history that the few times they do, it's a dead giveaway
ReplyDeleteWhat a midcarder, this Daniel Bryan fellow. Shouting YES! and getting the whole crowd to cheer along with him. They crowd knows he stole it from the Big Show in the first place.
ReplyDeleteVince McMahon refuses to acknowledge the crowd, and your statement.
ReplyDeleteYeah, talk about bizarro world, amirite?
ReplyDeleteOne of the hotter crowds for a match they've had in a while.
ReplyDeleteSlammy for Best Awards Presentation Spectacular: The Slammys!
ReplyDeleteWell, he'll just say it's bizzaro world.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V-rCP-UeeY
ReplyDeleteHere is Austin beating up the Alliance, just because.
You would think with the WWE having a ton of TV time they could just get USA to give them a late night hour block to do the Slammy's like 1996 or 1997.
ReplyDeleteReminded me more of a Conan Chris Walker
ReplyDeleteNOPE WE NEED THOSE NCIS REPEATS.
ReplyDeleteYou mean a four-hour RAW, right?
ReplyDeleteBut then they wouldn't be able to promote this as a "Special edition of Raw" and goose the rating by 0.1 points.
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean AJ does the Sable spot?
ReplyDeleteThat makes them write one more "logical" week of Raw. You're asking too much.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Great point. This and the xmas episodes are the worst ones of the year. And thats saying ALOT
ReplyDeleteTyler Perry: Bringing Minstrel Shows Back Since Whenever He Was Born
ReplyDeleteI hope they don't make us watch Madea's Christmas to see the conclusion of the main event.
ReplyDeleteAnd it is a go home show (I think) those always suck also
ReplyDeleteYes, we should provide ourselves with better entertainment during the adbreaks.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking about watching something on blu-ray instead.
Yeah that's what I want to see after Raw, a preview for a Tyler Perry movie.
ReplyDeleteProps to Summer Rae going "No!" while the crowd chanted YES!
ReplyDeleteSo Daniel Bryan has built momentum and Cole has shown us how to download the ap. If you're playing the Raw drinking game, you're off to a good start.
ReplyDeleteThat confused me last week... I'm officially old
ReplyDeleteWell. That kick just demoted Bryan to Saturday Morning Slam.
ReplyDeleteI am not sure what is hotter in this match... the crowd or Summer Rae
ReplyDeleteI just checked out the Austin - Taz podcast. I wish there was a character as bad ass as Taz still around. That dude was cool was fuck.
ReplyDeleteProps to Summer Rae for a lot of things.
ReplyDeleteI think that you do really know.
ReplyDeleteTbat is the stupidest thing ever
ReplyDeleteAnyone else get the feeling it's all downhill from here?
ReplyDeleteJust tuned in... No King?
ReplyDeleteAs DB says YES!
ReplyDeleteHe's running a bit late, he had trouble installing the App.
ReplyDeleteDid Daniel Bryan just win in his hometown? Is Vince McMahon at RAW this week?
ReplyDeleteAre you the first person to notice? I know I haven't
ReplyDeleteHe's hosting the Slammys. So he's not on commentary.
ReplyDeleteHe can't do both jobs.
Nah, still a Punk segment
ReplyDeleteNice TV opener.
ReplyDeleteDepends on the Goldust/Cody match of the week.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell him.
ReplyDeleteD Bry's beard is actually making his physique look smaller.
ReplyDeleteColes not great, but better by himself and JBL than with Lawler.
ReplyDeleteNew creative team...
ReplyDeleteCrowd for she's only Miss Summer Rae?
ReplyDeleteWhy aren't the fans chanting "what?" I mean, are they actually listening to a heel talk?
ReplyDeleteCole was best with Taz.
ReplyDelete"THIS STORY ENDS THE SAME WAY IT STARTED!"
ReplyDeleteBy disappointing me?
Brey is sounding a little different.
ReplyDeleteThere are happy endings in my world bray
ReplyDeleteNice camera work with Bryan in the spotlight. Digging it.
ReplyDelete*Has dialed 9-1 in preparation for the stomach pumping to come. Will press second 1 if necessary*
ReplyDeleteSelf induced of course
ReplyDeleteYou live in a whorehouse?
ReplyDeleteSmarky crowd tonight, loving that too
ReplyDeleteIf Bray Wyatt never had to appear live, he'd be the new Jake Roberts in a heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteI didn't notice either.
ReplyDeleteIt's all Bryan fans in his hometown, so yea heh.
ReplyDeleteIs the King not there?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure he isn't a cult leader IRL?
ReplyDeleteThe Wyatts would be great if they weren't on a wrestling show.
ReplyDeleteHaha, awesome "no" chant after the awesome promo. I'm really into this Wyatts-Bryan issue.
ReplyDeleteI always look forward to AJ appearances
ReplyDeleteHe was definitely intimiating on that Divas show that if the red head sucked his dick, she could be the next dancer.
ReplyDeleteAnd I mean, if you can't believe a reality TV show produced by Vince McMahon, WHAT CAN YOU BELIEVE IN?
he's prsenting the Slammy's instead of announcing.
ReplyDeleteCrap.
ReplyDeleteOh fuck this is going to be painful with these two.
ReplyDeleteKing and Booker, this should be articulate.
ReplyDeleteBryan winning in his hometown is just wwe throwing Him a bone.
ReplyDeleteThere's been a lot of guys--Don Callis, James Mitchell, Sean O'Haire--who have tried the cult leader thing. I'm thinking Bray's doing okay. Maybe not quite Raven or Punk, but he's alright
ReplyDeleteThey should have switched up the 3-1's, Bryan v Shield, Punk V Wyatts, then maybe have a couple of intriguing ways to align Bryan/Bray without just skipping 20 steps like WWE is wont to do
ReplyDeleteSteven Richards Right to Censor was the best cult
ReplyDeleteIt's good, but I feel they don't have any idea of what to do with him.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... can every week be slammy week then?
ReplyDeleteDon Callis had the promo work to make it work, but he had the awful Truth Commission to work with.
ReplyDeleteSlammys are the only award show where you have to give the award back.
ReplyDeleteThis needs more cringe-worthy awards show introductions:
ReplyDelete"He's a commentary legend! While he's a commentary legend in his own mind!"
If you mean fake laughing then yes.
ReplyDeleteDolph, look into your orange future, buddy.
ReplyDeleteAnd then they just never specify who the pronouns are supposed to indicate.
ReplyDeleteSweet suits guys.
ReplyDeleteAh, the coverted LOL award, the one everyone wants to win. I bet Ryback has his buwullying fingers crossed.
ReplyDeleteRaven's Flock in WCW was running strong for a while.
ReplyDeleteOh, I totally want Billy Gunn's suit.
ReplyDeleteMOTHER FUCKER!
ReplyDeleteBilly Gunn and I are wearing the same outfit this evening :(
My eyes.
ReplyDeleteIf the Outlaws dump Booker and King in a dumpster and push it off the stage, they'll be my heroes.
ReplyDeleteHarry and Lloyd?
ReplyDeleteThe Dumb and Dumber look...I wish they'd cane each other like in the movie
ReplyDeleteHaha Road Dogg
ReplyDeletePG Moment: Now he's "The Bad One" Billy Gunn.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? Fuck this crowd already.
ReplyDeleteReplace Lawler at the desk with Road Dogg.
ReplyDeleteThey really need to make them the new Brisco and Patterson, that'd save the Authority angle for me.
ReplyDeleteNo More Match!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm hearing, too.
ReplyDeleteAny LOL moments were all unintentional humor.
ReplyDeleteI remembered that night, you killed my husband!
ReplyDeleteThe Vickie thing was just mean.
ReplyDeleteI still contend that the Outlaws as a mid-card tag team act would fit in and be just fine today, teaching guys how to work and even getting the belts for a bit.
ReplyDeleteHa. Maybe booker and lawler wll then run in with ivs attached to them and dressed in hospital gowns to closd the show
ReplyDelete...was that Vickie bit the last Vince has been on air?
ReplyDeleteOne of the many times Vickie was fired...right to Smackdown.
ReplyDeleteNot the cobra crap.
ReplyDeleteWhy would Vickie being fired be a LOL moment?
ReplyDeleteWhat this award should be called: "Ways in Which We Humiliate Adults...and Satino" Moment of the Year
ReplyDeleteWell, their age demo is like 8 now.
ReplyDeleteGlad I wasn't watching during most of these nominations.
ReplyDeleteThat Santino thing is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in wrestling...
ReplyDeleteRock should win, but he won't because he's not here.
ReplyDeleteBecause Widow.
ReplyDeletefunnier than puke and and making fun of vikie though
ReplyDeleteECW was the best cult.
ReplyDeleteSo in the WWE, "LOL" stands for "Lots Of Lameness"??
ReplyDeleteThe Rock wins, hands down.
ReplyDeleteEasy for you to say.
ReplyDeleteReplace Adults with Vickie and I agree.
ReplyDeleteI'd never even seen it before tonight.
ReplyDeleteBecause Vince.
ReplyDeleteRock should win by default, literally none of the other ones were funny.....
ReplyDeleteGet the app guys!
ReplyDeleteThe "I'd Rather Be Caught Masturbating Than Watching This" Award
ReplyDeleteI kinda dug it. Maybe the most I've enjoyed anything Santino has ever done.
ReplyDeleteThe Rock segment was the ONLY funny one out of all those clips.
ReplyDeleteYeah, not as good as the "Leaving Sacramento" song, but still funny.
ReplyDeleteI would of gone with Truth channelling Don West to sell merch myself
ReplyDeleteSponsored by AJ Lee
ReplyDeleteRock definitely wasnt on his A game in 2013 but he was still the best act they had going. Maybe 2nd to heel punk
ReplyDeleteWow... none of those were very funny. I guess Rock was the best of worst.
ReplyDeleteWinner by default.
ReplyDeleteRight to Censor had such an ANNOYING theme song, though.
ReplyDeleteOr any Enzo/Big Cass promos from NXT this year :P
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ReplyDeleteEveryone welcome me to the 7000 comment club.
Don't get me wrong, it was only the second time I enjoyed Jeff Jarrett (the Owen/JJ team was the other), but there was definitely a cheap heat element to that character
ReplyDeleteI think they play better at Club shows than they do on the big national tours. They sucked with rise against.
ReplyDeleteLog in to the WWE App right now for your chance to re-book the Invasion!!!
ReplyDeleteCouldn't agree more. Saw them at the Tempe Marquee, which is a very small venue. I've seen Social Distortion three times at different sized venues and the show at the Marquee was by FAR the best. Those punk type bands belong in the smaller venues
ReplyDeleteI was gasping for air when I saw Eddie Izzard a couple of years ago and Christopher Titus this year. They're probably my two fav comedians and neither disappointed on either night.
ReplyDeleteAlso, she's hawt.
ReplyDeleteYou want to turn a chick heel? Just put her in an angle with a guy where she refuses to put out. Better yet give her a Tim Tebow gimmick. Not sure how it would make money, but she would be heel.
ReplyDeletePWO Wrestlelution 4, probably the most fun I ever had at a wrestling show.
ReplyDeleteSeeing Tool live for the first time was nothing short of ethereal. Between the insane visuals and the fact that I got to see my favorite band on my birthday of all days... I just don't see how anything is ever topping that.
ReplyDeleteHonorable concert mentions: Muse, Rush, Deftones.
Oh man, fucking Titus... Saw him back in '09 in Indianapolis during the Love is Evol tour. I'm not sure any comedy show will ever top that, for me.
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