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Friday Morning Punk/Bryan Update

CM Punk Still At Home

Likely banging hot chicks and possibly playing Battlefield with Kofi Kingston.
Source: Your Mom

Daniel Bryan Likely Involved In A Match At Wrestlemania.

Or maybe not. Whatever.
Source: Common Sense


There, that should be good for a few thousand hits off Google.

Comments

  1. My mom has the inside scoop!

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  2. ETA: SK still getting paid either way...

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  3. Only when she goes in for her yearly exam.

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  4. AJ Lee. Now looking into transportation options.

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  5. Virgil update:
    Still available for photos and autographs at $20 a pop.

    Source: Sad cameras across the United States.

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  6. I knew I forgot something in there...

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  7. The State of North American Professional Wrestling Address:

    Still run by idiots.
    Source: The Dirtsheets.

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  8. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 31, 2014 at 7:39 AM

    She can ride my di-
    ***PLEASE STAND BY***

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  9. Farva: "FACTS! PETULANT LITTLE CHILD! DISAGREEING MAKES ME A TROLL? EDUCATE YOU! I'M RIGHT!"

    Now copy and paste that 200 times and you will have this thread an hour from now.

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  10. Thank you for saying my mom is hot.

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  11. Should've put MMA or UFC in that headline to really get those hits. Because somehow Punk to UFC has became a rumor, thanks to the brilliance of Dana White as he reminds everyone about their Super Bowl show.

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  12. Michelle Beadle vs. AJ Lee at WrestleMania. Book it!

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  13. But what about Brock?!

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  14. I am legit surprised they didn't make an angle out of that

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  15. Brock and heel Cena will invade Montreal at Wrestlemania

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  16. Brilliant post. But which diva is getting the Anaconda Vice? And are u sure he didn't go old school & plug in Super Tecmo Bowl?

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  17. The Tecmo Bears rule....Walter Payton & the Cap Boso slant! Can't be stopped!

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  18. BUT WHAT ABOUT DA STREAK, MAGGLE?

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  19. Batista Update: was spotted at Banana Republic

    Undertaker Update: Skoal, cherry long-cut

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  20. WWE Fans: will solidly support their favorite wrestler and stand by him. For two weeks, until they WANTSOMETHING DIFFERENT.

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  21. As he always does.

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  22. Zach Ryder update: Actually still apparently employed by WWE.

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  23. Or until they go into a super mark city that didn't see the PPV or the previous show.

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  24. I like the idea that we identify Undertaker's day to day status based on what brand and flavor of dip he's currently using.

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  25. JTG update: Also still employed to WWE.

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  26. Do Ryder and JTG travel together in the luggage compartment or something to avoid being seen?

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  27. Evan Bourne update: Creative has nothing for you.

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  28. In my speculation news, for some reason I think that that fat angry wrestling fan from YouTube is Caliber.

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  29. Yoshi Tatsu update: Still being bullied by Ryback at the catering table

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  30. I think I've said my peice, I'm just gonna leave any of his future posts alone amd let him get it out of his system

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  31. Was there a flame war or something I missed over the past few days with you 2?

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  32. Dixie Carter update: Still annoying on the mic.

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  33. If WWE does a backstage segment where Bryan has a casual encounter with Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder, I will... do nothing, but it would be pretty funny.

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  34. Been sitting on that for 8 hours, eh? Just for you...

    Fact: he has a track record of being temperamental

    Fact: he left the company in January

    Fact: he was signed through July


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  35. TNA Update: It's the least of their concerns

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  36. I don't think there was a flame war, but Favra has apparently felt contractually obligated to post in every thread that mentions Punk. And to respond to every single comment anyone says about Punk. And then respond to every single response to his comment. And then repeat himself in a new post in case someone missed one of his other 300 posts on the subject.

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  37. Both months start with a "J" and end with a "y". Maybe he got confused.

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  38. Not quite a flame war but building to be in that family

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  39. My head started to hurt when you started to say he was responding to the responses of his response.

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  40. I think there wasn't much of an angle. Whenever Punk was asked about it he's always surprised that anyone knows it.


    It feels like Beadle wanted some attention and "leaked" the story, but I could be wrong.

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  41. Yeah, and we all got to live it! :)

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  42. The cat burglar has been caught by the very person that was trying to catch him?

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  43. I would have looked through the threads to read post, but I didn't feel like going thorough 700+ comments on those days.

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  44. Nothing "flamey" about it. Just me arguing and unpopular sentiment. Or me educating the ignorant (I kid)

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  45. Responding just because I'm contractually obligated...

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  46. Now is this an iron clad contract?

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  47. Worst_in_the_WorldJanuary 31, 2014 at 8:29 AM

    This Farva heel turn has been pretty interesting, even if it's not what the people wanted. Sort of like Christian's in Summer 2011.

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  48. That's the last time I sign a contract at Grace Slick's birthday.

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  49. Just turning heel until I'm proven right on this. It'll be a short heel run, hbk 05 ish.

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  50. I'm going off the rails of the Dixie Train!

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  51. Which city are you going to ask who's your daddy in?

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  52. Worst_in_the_WorldJanuary 31, 2014 at 8:33 AM

    So you're gonna do three flips and oversell my "he didn't breach his contract" finisher???

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  53. For some reason that got a laugh out of me.

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  54. That'll be my very first post after some details emerge and it shows I'm right.

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  55. ABeyAnce1 news update: I'm in the 5000 club.

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  56. Yup. Then I'll pseudo shoot on you before getting back to "regularly scheduled programming"

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  57. Dennis Stamp update: Still on trampoline.

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  58. Which talks show will you pretend to go on?

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  59. Stop down voting me rob!

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  60. I would actually watch that, but Jerry would take all your heat.

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  61. Worst_in_the_WorldJanuary 31, 2014 at 8:42 AM

    What exactly do you expect to be "proven right" about? Punk being a "petulant child"? Him having breached his contract? Vince trying to meet some of his concerns and Punk instead pissing in his face? Vince wanting Punk to stay on as a commentator and Punk refusing?


    So far we know that Punk and Vince had a meeting on Monday, Punk has a lot of complaints about his job (pay, job status, health) and the end result was Punk is currently not working there. THAT is what we know.



    For you to make the leap to Punk is a petulant child and is UNDENIABLY IN THE WRONG is the stance that requires lots of assumptions. Also, it's not like you're taking this stance in opposition to an argument that Vince wronged him and that WWE is the bad guy here. You're creating this supremely anti-Punk stance in reaction to nothing.


    Lastly, as I've said elsewhere: none of the other credible sources on this matter have even mentioned "breach of contract" as being an issue here. Keller, Powell, Meltzer have all weighed in with extensive reports looking at every possible angle on this so far, and Punk being in breach has not gotten a single word. They're obviously reaching for any angle to prod on the Punk issue, and breach hasn't been mentioned by anyone. Same with JR.



    If Punk breaching his contract was actually in play, don't you think any of those writers would have brought it up? I mean, if a NEWZ site was to write an article about Punk breaching his contract, they'd literally have to quote Officer Farva as the source because you're the only person bringing it up.

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