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TNA Impact Thread

Tonight is the final night of "Genesis."

Matches for tonight:

Bobby Roode vs. Kurt Angle in a Steel Cage Match
Chris Sabin vs. Austin Aries for the X Division Title with Velvet Sky locked in a cage
Samoa Joe vs. Rockstar Spud
James Storm vs. Gunner in a Briefcase Match for a World Title Shot
Sting vs. Magnus for the World Heavyweight Title. If Sting loses, his contract is torn up

Comments

  1. Pumped for this epic show.

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  2. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:02 PM

    Does Rockstar Spud have his toupee on sideways?

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  3. Well at least I didn't forget this week...

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  4. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:03 PM

    Unknown conglomerate buying shares of TNA, huh?

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  5. Who would have thought TNA would do something stupid

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  6. Apparently the blog wants me to verify my email address.

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  7. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:04 PM

    How long has Bill Maher been Dixie's lawyer?

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  8. Maybe someone had $7 to spare and decided to buy TNA

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  9. OMG I am already ready to give up...

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  10. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    Dixie is all Al Davis now..

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  11. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    http://www.wrestlingknockouts.com/images/Tessmacher/large/IMG_1590.jpg

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  12. Top 5 only thread?

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  13. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    I just found two quarters and a paper clip.

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  14. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:06 PM

    We;re all that matter.

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  15. They won't be able to make change for you

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  16. Like The Clash... the only band that matters

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  17. Now it's fixed. My older e-mail recently got purged (Damnit NSU), so I'm having to swap stuff over to my current one.

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  18. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    http://www.allwrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Miss-Tessmacher-Looking-AMAZING-in-a-Bikini-500x500.jpg

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  19. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    Tessmacher pics > 90% of WWE diva pics.

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  20. Sorry to ruin the "top 5" thread. :-)

    Did I read something recently that MVP signed with TNA? Is he the one they're setting up as the new "investor"?

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  21. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:08 PM

    "I'm not gonna sell out...hold on Vince McMahon is on the phone.."


    "We're gonna have to cut this short, Dixie. I'm outta here."

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  22. Oh yeah, I'm also semi-distracted with getting a Dreamcast and a fairly large set of 2K games.


    So as bad as this opening has been (although Magnus is doing a decent promo now)... yeah, it's forgettable enough to not bother me.

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  23. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/rv4IjPq.jpg

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  24. "I watched the tape"

    Way to show your age Sting

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  25. Strangely, I never owned one. I played it a couple times with friends, but that was it.

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  26. You truly are doing God's work. Bless you.

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  27. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    That's because Layla is tied up in my baseme...uh, out for awhile.

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  28. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    Leave Sting and his Beta VCR alone.

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  29. What about pieces of string?

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  30. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:12 PM

    http://s17.postimg.org/cawn71u2n/brooke_adams_23.jpg

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  31. Disqus wouldn't let me post anything, saying I had to verify my email.

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  32. ON A POLE! Russo's back?

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  33. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    Put the mic down, strip to your thong and slide down that pole, Hemme.

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  34. Briefcase on a pole? Why not just do a ladder match?

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  35. Yeah same here until a couple years ago I bought one with a bunch of games...then I sold it after I was done. It's an awesome console.

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  36. That's too crazy for TNA.

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  37. Feast or Fired was on a pole. Continuity.

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  38. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    Donkey Kong Junior match: Climb a pole to a platform only to climb another pole to grab a key to open a cage...

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  39. Was the verifying because of Chan?

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  40. Less trolls because of it hopefully.

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  41. Damn, and I just played that (emulator) a few days ago. I could've won that match.

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  42. Here is the link for the shoot interview poll

    http://poll.pollcode.com/4165121

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  43. I've been to busy to sit down and read the jake shoot today? Will get to it later. Was it a good watch?

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  44. To think I actually had a semi rational conversation with him earlier.

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  45. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    Stop changing camera angles, wanna be Kevin Dunn.

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  46. TNA should build the mine car that the Kongs ride in and have a match in it ala Bully vs. Rhodes at Uncensored 95

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  47. I missed everything and don't even know who Chan is.

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  48. I know, it just shows how more prerecorded backstage segments are.

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  49. I hope Gunner wins this then Storm beats the crap out of him and turns full heel.

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  50. The less you know, the better.

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  51. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    http://www.wrestlingknockouts.com/images/Tessmacher/large/IMG2590.jpg

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  52. lol I'll assume he was a troll

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  53. He made people mad, so yes.

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  54. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    Stop downvoting me, sub Top 5'er.

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  55. Offended mad or just annoying mad?

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  56. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    http://31.media.tumblr.com/e6617249b30a58ec9bfafc99a356cf0c/tumblr_mgg1b27V8n1rizad8o6_500.jpg

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  57. beautiful firm buttcheeks

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  58. Whoa top rop hurricanrana from Storm!

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  59. Wow. Such a bad finish

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  60. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    ...whatta scrum.

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  61. Boy, that sure is dumb.

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  62. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    http://dailyknockoutblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/002-13.jpg?w=604

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  63. Storm is positioned like a nobody now. Sad

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  64. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    It appears that TNA is going full tilt boogie with putting new people over.

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  65. I have no problem with Feast or Fired, but anything else is ridiculous.

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  66. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    A secondary title sure would be helpful right now.

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  67. I'd like a Magnus vs Storm feud.

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  68. A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

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  69. Okay match, silly ending. Needed Earl going to the monitor for some instant replay.

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  70. got any Taryn Terrell?

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  71. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/GutTA9mwXCs/maxresdefault.jpg

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  72. If only they had a TV title of some sort.

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  73. I maintain that Tito was shoot checking her out

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  74. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:31 PM

    http://media.tumblr.com/67dd850e787f4a17562c77828e132c60/tumblr_inline_mkgbxetcWi1qz4rgp.gif

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  75. So what's going on with the thread? Is it just top 20s and 2 of the newer guys?

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  76. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:32 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/ITi28Ad.gif

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  77. I haven't watched or read reviews for like 2 weeks? Did mvp debut yet? Is he the investor?

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  78. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    Not sure:

    http://cdn1.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/307845/TT_Preggers_zps64673240.png

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  79. No debut yet, supposedly will on the UK tour and is being brought in BY the investor.

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  80. Move the #IMPACT365 graphic!!!!!!!!

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  81. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    Since you're on webcam...take your top off.

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  82. Velvet has a tight body

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  83. Ha. I didn't get that at first

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  84. That's a big sex toy.

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  85. My thoughts exactly. Wtf?

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  86. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    Grease it up and use it..you know you want to.

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  87. Was that TV friendly?

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  88. That's probably gonna hurt.

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  89. I think she's great all around. Have you ever seen pics of her pre-surgery though?

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  90. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:35 PM

    "Velvet has a gigantic package in her hand...."


    Nah...too easy.

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  91. I didn't know Velvet was familiar with 2 Cold Scorpio.

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  92. Stop saying "gigantic package" tazz.

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  93. Hence why she awkwardly turned the camera off.

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  94. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    Then I want my money back. This webcam show sucks.

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  95. Tna chicks >>>> wwe divas imo. Tessmacher and hemmed seal the deal for me

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  96. "Then I want my money back" - Anyone who has ever bought anything from TNA

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  97. Its kind of an unfair comparison... there are only like 5 women in TNA

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  98. What about,"Let the pigeons loose!"

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  99. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:38 PM

    But the ones they have are amazing.

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  100. Incorrect. Just anyone who has bought a PPV from them.

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  101. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    Anyone dumb enough to pay for a PPV in this day and age deserves to get...well a TNA quality PPV.

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  102. An easy, easy victory these days.

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  103. Yeah. ODB and Tapa are the only ones that aren't hot

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  104. I'd collectively take brooke, hemme and velvet over any 3 of the wwe...I think

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  105. Oddly enough Velvet volunteered to be in a cage in my apartment as well

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  106. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    Dance in the cage Velvet. Don't act like you've never done it before.

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  107. Did people even care for the Hardy Sting match?

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  108. She absolutely looks like a stripper

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  109. Someone should tell Velvet the customers aren't gonna buy drinks if she's just gonna stand there.

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  110. Cue Hogans TNA music.

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  111. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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  112. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:42 PM

    Layla, Naomi and AJ would be an interesting matchup..


    I mean as a threesome.

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  113. It'd be cool if they did a Beuatiful People reunion if Angelina has eaten since she left.

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  114. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:42 PM

    Wassup? I would like to reiterate that Flash Funk is in no way related to Terry Funk.

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  115. LOL. She absolutely looks like she wants to

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  116. No one gives a fuck about this match

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  117. Jimmy Jack Funk?

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  118. That might have been the worst taunt in the history of taunting. Sabin, just stop.

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  119. Beautiful People theme song - great female entrance music or greatest female entrance music?

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  120. The crowd is sitting on their hands

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  121. Replace Naomi with Aksana and I'm there. My opinion only.

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  122. You are not in the top 5. Hence you are a "no one"

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  123. I'll take Victoria's original WWE theme.

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  124. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    Winter had good theme music too, but TBP is an easy choise.

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  125. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    There's a guy on my street named Phil Funk that could be a big maybe.

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  126. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    She had to clean it after she used it, Chris.

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  127. Damn it, if Aries had held onto the bear for the rest of the match...

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  128. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    *Top 5 handshake*

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  129. Such a racially diverse group. Nobody would accuse us of being racist.

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  130. Next time, on "Velvet's Webcam": Her and Aries in bed.

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  131. What about the rest of the top 20?

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  132. Did this match even get five minutes?

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  133. It was those same Top 5'ers who began admiring and reminiscing about a guy who spent most of his day today creating accounts to talk and troll on a blog comments section filled with people who didn't care for him.

    Credibility is gone. Hopefully, so is chandango.

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  134. This is leading to sketches of Aries taking Velvet out for tofu and such, yes?

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  135. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:46 PM

    You're all in coach.

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  136. That is a bit harsh... gotta build for the future

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  137. Time for a poll: What movie do I watch tonight? Robocop 2. Captain America. or start the Star Wars movies.

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  138. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    Narrow it down by ruling out Robocop 2.

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  139. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    We put no one over but ourselves.

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  140. Geeze. I was kidding. Chan was such an interesting first time read. Couldn't help but comment oon it

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  141. Curtain call at the end of the thread?

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  142. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    If you have tomorrow off, Star Wars.

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  143. Do have some respect for their ending a blockbuster with such a downer ending vis-a-vis Captain America. Could've screwed with it somehow to make the audience happy, but no.

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  144. And I'm a Parallax fan for life because of it. Even after you cause my divorce from a future marriage a couple years from now.

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  145. AJ, Layla, and Summer Rae. I'm going Team Diva.

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  146. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:49 PM

    No. No, you weren't.

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  147. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:49 PM

    http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh556/gavinnapier/VelVelHoller_zps8ff86bd8.gif

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  148. Aaron Eckhart, I hope the beach house this piece of crap pays for is worth it.

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  149. Believe me I would be doing you a favor

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  150. We have entered the WCW era of the blog.

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  151. AJ, Brooke and... 3rd could change depending on my mood

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  152. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    I was going to say this in an earlier thread, but for the guys here reminscing about the old top 5 and such....I think it's high time that THIS Top 5 act like a Top 5 and start chopping people down at the knees. Let's see some high and mighty bullshit, and burying the newer guys.

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  153. That wasn't bad. But I can see where they get the rep of "Charismatic Black Holes."

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  154. Very old ECW-ish promo from The Wolves.

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  155. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    Gail.

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  156. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:52 PM

    I like playing exotic bitch bingo.

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  157. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:52 PM

    http://31.media.tumblr.com/16a88335a430b53457d9897221251249/tumblr_mjrtcooget1rdlae2o1_400.gif

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  158. Why are you here... don't you have to go poorly write a review of an indy, and not choose Angle/Benoit for a best of January list?

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  159. He may have been the reason I had to verify my email.

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  160. Yeah, not bad, I'd say Richards came off more relaxed on camera than Edwards did.

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  161. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:53 PM

    Thanks for telling us Chrisy. I wouldn't have known it was a cage match if you didn't tell me.

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  162. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:53 PM

    Yeah, exactly. By the way, my indy is on hiatus for some reason.

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  163. Its just a different vibe. I got sucked into the rabbit hole of reading some shit beofre I started posting here. Its entertaining in its own right, just way to intense for my liking

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  164. They read your review and wanted to spare the world more torture

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  165. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:54 PM

    I'd rather throw suggestions at Meekin anyway.

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  166. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:55 PM

    http://youtu.be/eDDmCoJeIJI

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  167. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:55 PM

    Hey Meekin! Now do an article on the repercussions of doin' it in da butt.

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  168. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:56 PM

    Yes sir!

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  169. I think he knew it was sarcasm. He just wanted ANY reason to ppst that stupid story about himself

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  170. I honestly can't stand him... like I think he is a nice guy... but he just seems desperate for attention... like the nerdy kid that hangs around the cool kids begging them to invite him to their parties and shit.

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  171. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:58 PM

    http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/velvet-sky-patriots-4.jpg

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  172. Let's have a poll shall we?
    http://poll.pollcode.com/2723885

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  173. Listened to his Nerdist podcast, won't make me pay for the movie but enjoyed it, wasn't that familiar with him as a person but came off laid back and not at all "show business"y

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  174. Yea. I dont pay enough attention to him but I can see that vibe

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