Tonight is the final night of "Genesis."
Matches for tonight:
Bobby Roode vs. Kurt Angle in a Steel Cage Match
Chris Sabin vs. Austin Aries for the X Division Title with Velvet Sky locked in a cage
Samoa Joe vs. Rockstar Spud
James Storm vs. Gunner in a Briefcase Match for a World Title Shot
Sting vs. Magnus for the World Heavyweight Title. If Sting loses, his contract is torn up
Matches for tonight:
Bobby Roode vs. Kurt Angle in a Steel Cage Match
Chris Sabin vs. Austin Aries for the X Division Title with Velvet Sky locked in a cage
Samoa Joe vs. Rockstar Spud
James Storm vs. Gunner in a Briefcase Match for a World Title Shot
Sting vs. Magnus for the World Heavyweight Title. If Sting loses, his contract is torn up
Pumped for this epic show.
ReplyDeleteDoes Rockstar Spud have his toupee on sideways?
ReplyDeleteWell at least I didn't forget this week...
ReplyDeleteUnknown conglomerate buying shares of TNA, huh?
ReplyDeleteHello?
ReplyDeleteWho would have thought TNA would do something stupid
ReplyDeleteApparently the blog wants me to verify my email address.
ReplyDeleteHow long has Bill Maher been Dixie's lawyer?
ReplyDeleteMaybe someone had $7 to spare and decided to buy TNA
ReplyDeleteOMG I am already ready to give up...
ReplyDeleteDixie is all Al Davis now..
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ReplyDeleteTop 5 only thread?
ReplyDeleteI just found two quarters and a paper clip.
ReplyDeleteSeems that way
ReplyDeleteAh, nevermimd
ReplyDeleteWe;re all that matter.
ReplyDeleteThey won't be able to make change for you
ReplyDeleteLike The Clash... the only band that matters
ReplyDeleteNow it's fixed. My older e-mail recently got purged (Damnit NSU), so I'm having to swap stuff over to my current one.
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ReplyDeleteTessmacher pics > 90% of WWE diva pics.
ReplyDeleteSorry to ruin the "top 5" thread. :-)
ReplyDeleteDid I read something recently that MVP signed with TNA? Is he the one they're setting up as the new "investor"?
"I'm not gonna sell out...hold on Vince McMahon is on the phone.."
ReplyDelete"We're gonna have to cut this short, Dixie. I'm outta here."
Oh yeah, I'm also semi-distracted with getting a Dreamcast and a fairly large set of 2K games.
ReplyDeleteSo as bad as this opening has been (although Magnus is doing a decent promo now)... yeah, it's forgettable enough to not bother me.
Dreamcast ftw
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ReplyDelete"I watched the tape"
ReplyDeleteWay to show your age Sting
Strangely, I never owned one. I played it a couple times with friends, but that was it.
ReplyDelete10% being AJ
ReplyDeleteYou truly are doing God's work. Bless you.
ReplyDeleteThat's because Layla is tied up in my baseme...uh, out for awhile.
ReplyDeleteAm I back?
ReplyDeleteLeave Sting and his Beta VCR alone.
ReplyDeleteWhat about pieces of string?
ReplyDeleteAnd better than ever?
ReplyDeletehttp://s17.postimg.org/cawn71u2n/brooke_adams_23.jpg
ReplyDeleteDisqus wouldn't let me post anything, saying I had to verify my email.
ReplyDeleteON A POLE! Russo's back?
ReplyDeletePut the mic down, strip to your thong and slide down that pole, Hemme.
ReplyDeleteBriefcase on a pole? Why not just do a ladder match?
ReplyDeleteYeah same here until a couple years ago I bought one with a bunch of games...then I sold it after I was done. It's an awesome console.
ReplyDeleteBecause TNA.
ReplyDeleteThat's too crazy for TNA.
ReplyDeleteFeast or Fired was on a pole. Continuity.
ReplyDeleteDonkey Kong Junior match: Climb a pole to a platform only to climb another pole to grab a key to open a cage...
ReplyDeleteRusso is back!!
ReplyDeleteWas the verifying because of Chan?
ReplyDeleteLess trolls because of it hopefully.
ReplyDeleteDamn, and I just played that (emulator) a few days ago. I could've won that match.
ReplyDeleteHere is the link for the shoot interview poll
ReplyDeletehttp://poll.pollcode.com/4165121
I've been to busy to sit down and read the jake shoot today? Will get to it later. Was it a good watch?
ReplyDeletetesties
ReplyDeleteTo think I actually had a semi rational conversation with him earlier.
ReplyDeleteStop changing camera angles, wanna be Kevin Dunn.
ReplyDeleteTNA should build the mine car that the Kongs ride in and have a match in it ala Bully vs. Rhodes at Uncensored 95
ReplyDeleteI missed everything and don't even know who Chan is.
ReplyDeleteI know, it just shows how more prerecorded backstage segments are.
ReplyDeleteI hope Gunner wins this then Storm beats the crap out of him and turns full heel.
ReplyDeleteThe less you know, the better.
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ReplyDeletelol I'll assume he was a troll
ReplyDeletewhoaaa
ReplyDeleteHe made people mad, so yes.
ReplyDeleteStop downvoting me, sub Top 5'er.
ReplyDeleteOffended mad or just annoying mad?
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ReplyDeletebeautiful firm buttcheeks
ReplyDeleteWhoa top rop hurricanrana from Storm!
ReplyDeleteWow. Such a bad finish
ReplyDelete...whatta scrum.
ReplyDeleteBoy, that sure is dumb.
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ReplyDeleteThat was... different
ReplyDeleteStorm is positioned like a nobody now. Sad
ReplyDeleteIt appears that TNA is going full tilt boogie with putting new people over.
ReplyDeleteI have no problem with Feast or Fired, but anything else is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteA secondary title sure would be helpful right now.
ReplyDeleteI'd like a Magnus vs Storm feud.
ReplyDeleteA little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.
ReplyDeleteOkay match, silly ending. Needed Earl going to the monitor for some instant replay.
ReplyDeletegot any Taryn Terrell?
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ReplyDeleteIf only they had a TV title of some sort.
ReplyDelete10.10.10
ReplyDeleteI maintain that Tito was shoot checking her out
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ReplyDeleteIs she over her sickness yet?
ReplyDeleteSo what's going on with the thread? Is it just top 20s and 2 of the newer guys?
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ReplyDeleteI haven't watched or read reviews for like 2 weeks? Did mvp debut yet? Is he the investor?
ReplyDeleteNot sure:
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No debut yet, supposedly will on the UK tour and is being brought in BY the investor.
ReplyDeleteMove the #IMPACT365 graphic!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSince you're on webcam...take your top off.
ReplyDeleteVelvet has a tight body
ReplyDeleteHa. I didn't get that at first
ReplyDeleteI am deep
ReplyDeleteSo is she
ReplyDeleteThat's a big sex toy.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly. Wtf?
ReplyDeleteGrease it up and use it..you know you want to.
ReplyDeleteWas that TV friendly?
ReplyDeleteThat's probably gonna hurt.
ReplyDeleteI think she's great all around. Have you ever seen pics of her pre-surgery though?
ReplyDelete"Velvet has a gigantic package in her hand...."
ReplyDeleteNah...too easy.
I didn't know Velvet was familiar with 2 Cold Scorpio.
ReplyDeleteStop saying "gigantic package" tazz.
ReplyDeleteHence why she awkwardly turned the camera off.
ReplyDeleteThen I want my money back. This webcam show sucks.
ReplyDeleteTna chicks >>>> wwe divas imo. Tessmacher and hemmed seal the deal for me
ReplyDelete"Then I want my money back" - Anyone who has ever bought anything from TNA
ReplyDeleteIts kind of an unfair comparison... there are only like 5 women in TNA
ReplyDeleteWhat about,"Let the pigeons loose!"
ReplyDeleteBut the ones they have are amazing.
ReplyDeleteIncorrect. Just anyone who has bought a PPV from them.
ReplyDeleteAnyone dumb enough to pay for a PPV in this day and age deserves to get...well a TNA quality PPV.
ReplyDeleteAn easy, easy victory these days.
ReplyDeleteYeah. ODB and Tapa are the only ones that aren't hot
ReplyDeleteI'd collectively take brooke, hemme and velvet over any 3 of the wwe...I think
ReplyDeleteOddly enough Velvet volunteered to be in a cage in my apartment as well
ReplyDeleteDance in the cage Velvet. Don't act like you've never done it before.
ReplyDeleteDid people even care for the Hardy Sting match?
ReplyDeleteTo each there own
ReplyDeleteShe absolutely looks like a stripper
ReplyDeleteSomeone should tell Velvet the customers aren't gonna buy drinks if she's just gonna stand there.
ReplyDeleteCue Hogans TNA music.
ReplyDeleteWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
ReplyDeleteLayla, Naomi and AJ would be an interesting matchup..
ReplyDeleteI mean as a threesome.
It'd be cool if they did a Beuatiful People reunion if Angelina has eaten since she left.
ReplyDeleteWassup? I would like to reiterate that Flash Funk is in no way related to Terry Funk.
ReplyDeleteLOL. She absolutely looks like she wants to
ReplyDeleteNo one gives a fuck about this match
ReplyDeleteJimmy Jack Funk?
ReplyDeleteI do.
ReplyDeleteThat might have been the worst taunt in the history of taunting. Sabin, just stop.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful People theme song - great female entrance music or greatest female entrance music?
ReplyDeleteThe crowd is sitting on their hands
ReplyDeleteReplace Naomi with Aksana and I'm there. My opinion only.
ReplyDeleteYou are not in the top 5. Hence you are a "no one"
ReplyDeleteI'll take Victoria's original WWE theme.
ReplyDeleteWinter had good theme music too, but TBP is an easy choise.
ReplyDeleteThere's a guy on my street named Phil Funk that could be a big maybe.
ReplyDeleteShe had to clean it after she used it, Chris.
ReplyDeleteDamn it, if Aries had held onto the bear for the rest of the match...
ReplyDelete*Top 5 handshake*
ReplyDeleteSuch a racially diverse group. Nobody would accuse us of being racist.
ReplyDeleteNext time, on "Velvet's Webcam": Her and Aries in bed.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the rest of the top 20?
ReplyDeleteDid this match even get five minutes?
ReplyDeleteThat's adorable
ReplyDeleteIt was those same Top 5'ers who began admiring and reminiscing about a guy who spent most of his day today creating accounts to talk and troll on a blog comments section filled with people who didn't care for him.
ReplyDeleteCredibility is gone. Hopefully, so is chandango.
This is leading to sketches of Aries taking Velvet out for tofu and such, yes?
ReplyDeleteYou're all in coach.
ReplyDeleteThat is a bit harsh... gotta build for the future
ReplyDeleteTime for a poll: What movie do I watch tonight? Robocop 2. Captain America. or start the Star Wars movies.
ReplyDeletesuch a tease
ReplyDeleteI refuse to acknowledge him.
ReplyDeleteStar Wars.
ReplyDeleteNarrow it down by ruling out Robocop 2.
ReplyDeleteWe put no one over but ourselves.
ReplyDeleteGeeze. I was kidding. Chan was such an interesting first time read. Couldn't help but comment oon it
ReplyDeleteCurtain call at the end of the thread?
ReplyDeleteIf you have tomorrow off, Star Wars.
ReplyDeleteDo have some respect for their ending a blockbuster with such a downer ending vis-a-vis Captain America. Could've screwed with it somehow to make the audience happy, but no.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm a Parallax fan for life because of it. Even after you cause my divorce from a future marriage a couple years from now.
ReplyDeleteI WAS KIDDING!
ReplyDeleteAJ, Layla, and Summer Rae. I'm going Team Diva.
ReplyDeleteNo. No, you weren't.
ReplyDeletehttp://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh556/gavinnapier/VelVelHoller_zps8ff86bd8.gif
ReplyDeleteAaron Eckhart, I hope the beach house this piece of crap pays for is worth it.
ReplyDeleteBelieve me I would be doing you a favor
ReplyDeleteWe have entered the WCW era of the blog.
ReplyDeleteAJ, Brooke and... 3rd could change depending on my mood
ReplyDeleteI was going to say this in an earlier thread, but for the guys here reminscing about the old top 5 and such....I think it's high time that THIS Top 5 act like a Top 5 and start chopping people down at the knees. Let's see some high and mighty bullshit, and burying the newer guys.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't bad. But I can see where they get the rep of "Charismatic Black Holes."
ReplyDeleteVery old ECW-ish promo from The Wolves.
ReplyDeleteGail.
ReplyDeleteI like playing exotic bitch bingo.
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ReplyDeleteWhy are you here... don't you have to go poorly write a review of an indy, and not choose Angle/Benoit for a best of January list?
ReplyDeleteHe may have been the reason I had to verify my email.
ReplyDeleteYeah, not bad, I'd say Richards came off more relaxed on camera than Edwards did.
ReplyDeleteThanks for telling us Chrisy. I wouldn't have known it was a cage match if you didn't tell me.
ReplyDeleteYeah, exactly. By the way, my indy is on hiatus for some reason.
ReplyDeleteIts just a different vibe. I got sucked into the rabbit hole of reading some shit beofre I started posting here. Its entertaining in its own right, just way to intense for my liking
ReplyDeleteThey read your review and wanted to spare the world more torture
ReplyDeleteI'd rather throw suggestions at Meekin anyway.
ReplyDeleteLOL... what a dumb fuck he can be
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/eDDmCoJeIJI
ReplyDeleteHey Meekin! Now do an article on the repercussions of doin' it in da butt.
ReplyDeleteRipner would approve
ReplyDeleteYes sir!
ReplyDeleteI think he knew it was sarcasm. He just wanted ANY reason to ppst that stupid story about himself
ReplyDeleteI honestly can't stand him... like I think he is a nice guy... but he just seems desperate for attention... like the nerdy kid that hangs around the cool kids begging them to invite him to their parties and shit.
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ReplyDeleteYeppppp
ReplyDeleteLet's have a poll shall we?
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Listened to his Nerdist podcast, won't make me pay for the movie but enjoyed it, wasn't that familiar with him as a person but came off laid back and not at all "show business"y
ReplyDeleteYea. I dont pay enough attention to him but I can see that vibe
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