Wow, I never knew there was a Frank Stallone movie that the producers tried to make it seem like Sylvester Stallone starred in it. I tried to look it up and the author's right -- you can't buy it. I would love to see that trailer in full.
I remember my mom bought one of those Sandra Bullock movies he mentions in the intro because she's a big fan. She was so pissed that she was literally in the movie (can't remember which) for about four minutes despite her face being on the DVD case.
And that "The Shining" Little Shop of Horrors DVD case is so ridiculous. I hope someone got a cease and desist letter!
When did everything have to be a list?
ReplyDeleteDenzel Washington on the first (and criminally only) season of St. Elsewhere on DVD. Katie Holmes on Dawson's Creek DVDs.
ReplyDeleteWow, I never knew there was a Frank Stallone movie that the producers tried to make it seem like Sylvester Stallone starred in it. I tried to look it up and the author's right -- you can't buy it. I would love to see that trailer in full.
ReplyDeleteI remember my mom bought one of those Sandra Bullock movies he mentions in the intro because she's a big fan. She was so pissed that she was literally in the movie (can't remember which) for about four minutes despite her face being on the DVD case.
And that "The Shining" Little Shop of Horrors DVD case is so ridiculous. I hope someone got a cease and desist letter!
1. A few years ago
ReplyDeleteThat Jim Carrey trailer is so awful I'm surprised he was hired to do anything else afterward.
ReplyDeleteAnd because I have to, "You guessed it -- Frank Stallone!"
Just how in the hell do you pronounce "Chiwetel Ejiofor" anyways?
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ReplyDeleteWhen people started reblogging Cracked articles.
ReplyDeleteListen to the Serenity directory's commentary and say it however Joss Whedon did; he's the only guy I've ever heard say it.
ReplyDelete"The black British guy who isn't Idris Elba"
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