In 2014, an anonymous poster had a dream: that thirty other anonymous posters would get together and pretend that thirty other men were pretend fighting in their place for the right to be called the best Blog of Doom poster in the world.
Next Sunday...that dream will become reality, at the First Annual Zanatude Royal Rumble Invitational!
The rules are simple. The thirty brave souls that agreed to be a part of this will each receive a number. This number corresponds with the entry number of an entrant in WWE's January 26th Royal Rumble match. The Blog of Doomer (or "Blog Otter", as they were once popularly known) that matches up with the wrestler that wins the Royal Rumble will win the First Annual Zanatude Royal Rumble Invitational.
To ensure fairness, the random draw was conducted today under the direct supervision of the law firm Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe. OK, actually, nobody supervised me. I took the entrants in the order I received and went to http://www.random.org/lists/?mode=advanced to create the list, using the randomization phrase "First Annual Zanatude Royal Rumble Invitational", so you are free to recreate the results for yourself if you're a stickler for fairness.
And now, here are the entry numbers of your thirty competitors!
2. Paul Moseley
No Chance (that's what you got):
6. The Cooler
7. Kyle Warne
9. Knowwon Attawi
10. Stephen Jones
13. Fistic Glory
14. Stever Ferrari
16. Stranger in the Alps
19. Andree Dean
21. Matt Hayden
THE COVETED SPOT OF CHAMPIONS!!!:
Injured Guys That Can't Go Long But Might Win It Anyway:
29. Charlie Owens
30. Knuckleberry Pinn
Just to make it interesting, I will let the winner choose their choice of one of following three prizes:
1. A Sony $10 PlayStation Network Card
2. A $10 Xbox Gift Card
3. A slightly used 2013 Tesla Model S
Good luck, and may the luckiest blog poster win!
P.S. Unfortunately, I see from out my window that the Tesla has just spontaneously burst into flames.