This year's thread will be tough to top last year's. I believe that was the debut of CAPS LOOK MAN and I think I just spent the entire thread posting awesome wrestling PPV posters.
I'll be watching the game with the GF and her family so probably won't have time to mess around on the thread this year.
I took the Seahawks but for small money. No real confidence in either side of the line this year. There are some truly weird prop bets out there this year, I might be doing those on my phone all game.
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman have a deep discussion about CM Punk leaving the WWE. A "YES" chant breaks out during the game and tomorrow night Bryan wins the WWE Title within the first 3 seconds of Raw.
I have an early bedtime tonight, so I may not even bother turning on the game if I'm not going to be able to watch the whole thing. That being said, a Seattle victory would result in my wallet becoming thicker, so I'll just say, "Go Seahawks."
OK, here it is. I come from eastern Canada originally, which is die hard hockey country. I move smack dab in the middle of football country. I am a baseball fan exclusively. So I don't get the whole "let's turn the Super Bowl into an event by throwing a party" thing. I went to the grocery store yesterday, and the jugs of unsweet tea were sold out! I was all like "Mother fucker! Did Super Bowl partiers buy out all my fucking tea???".
My antenna has failed me (even though I was pulling down Fox for all the playoff games... seriously WTF?). But that to the Fox Sports APP and APPLE TV mirroring, I'll be able to watch the game (instead of having to watch the game with... people).
Just watched the new Captain America trailer after seeing the new commercial. Am I the only one who thinks it has the potential to be the best Marvel movie not named "The Avengers"?
From whative seen of it, it looks really good. I liked the first Cap movie more than others. I also can't wait for Guardians, that should be a fun movie.
By the way, so they aren't pulling the trigger on Thanos until Avengers 3 huh? I guess it makes sense to do the long play, not many villains are as big as Thanos. Will he have the Infinity Gauntlet?
Ah, this game reminds me of how my buddy used to clean Joe Buck's pool and would steal 20 or so beers every time he'd go to his house. I've had a lot of free beer thanks to Joe Buck.
No, I haven't seen Thor 2 yet, I will as soon as the DVD comes out. Sweet, I was hoping they would start introducing the chaos crystals now. The Infinity Gauntlet is one of my favorite comics and I'm not a huge comic guy either.
Would anyone be interested in joining me when I call CBS sports radio tonight? It's the superbowl, the lines are dead, and I think we could get in some serious, quality, pro-wrestling talk on national radio. It'd be fun! Who's with me?!
I dunno, it's weird, it feels like Patriotism in this country is at an all time low, versus like, 'good ole days' America, which is that pickup truck, cattle, and beer thing.
Billy Gunn and his mustache gets tossed in 2 seconds. Thats what you get when your idea of a worked punch is hitting someone on the top of the head with your wrist.
Of all the things they teach you in wrestling school that a shocking amount of guys never seem to get down is how to throw a good-looking worked punch.
Austin's "piston-like" right hands looked like shit on a soda cracker.
Yeah, it is a solid show, I'm a little ahead of you, maybe two/three episodes. I wasn't sure how I would like the back and forth to the island stuff but I'm liking it so far. It's funny how I'm enjoying this show much more than Agents of Shield.
He didn't want Oliver to know he spoke English at first so he had to kill the chicken and learn to kill to survive. If he had spoken English, Oliver would have tried to argue with him and convince him.
Mabel and Diesel going at it. My theory is that Vince was tripping acid while calling this match and he imagined Mabel/Diesel being awesome so he booked it to main event a year and half later.
Whoever booked McMemphis was a genius. That was years ahead of its time. This 1992 Jimmy Hart promo was also genius http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZVVqhTPLTk#t=4m
This year's thread will be tough to top last year's. I believe that was the debut of CAPS LOOK MAN and I think I just spent the entire thread posting awesome wrestling PPV posters.
ReplyDeleteCAPS debut here? Man, things I missed when I wasn't on the blog over the weekend.
ReplyDeleteHi
ReplyDeleteI'll be watching the game with the GF and her family so probably won't have time to mess around on the thread this year.
ReplyDeleteI took the Seahawks but for small money. No real confidence in either side of the line this year. There are some truly weird prop bets out there this year, I might be doing those on my phone all game.
I will sadly be at another Bowl party, but if something comes up, I will pop back in to see the action here.
ReplyDeleteHello.
ReplyDeleteGonna the bowl for the first time.
ReplyDeleteCongrats, hope you like the commercial.
ReplyDeleteJoe Buck and Troy Aikman have a deep discussion about CM Punk leaving the WWE. A "YES" chant breaks out during the game and tomorrow night Bryan wins the WWE Title within the first 3 seconds of Raw.
ReplyDeleteI have an early bedtime tonight, so I may not even bother turning on the game if I'm not going to be able to watch the whole thing. That being said, a Seattle victory would result in my wallet becoming thicker, so I'll just say, "Go Seahawks."
ReplyDeletehour long commercial
ReplyDeleteThat would be amazing.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I realize my typo.
ReplyDeleteOkay,I screw up all the time
ReplyDeleteSame here.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, this game ends with a 4th quarter Sherman pick 6 just like Saints/Colts right?
ReplyDeleteWho's going to win this years Half Time Heat?
ReplyDeleteDenver -2 is the perfect line for vegas. Love the under but no idea on the game
ReplyDeleteAnyone here watched the last botchamania? Maffew owned,again.
ReplyDeleteI like The Rock if he can stay out of Foley's Greco-Roman Forklift Hold.
ReplyDeleteWWE and NFL with thinking it's a good idea to hold an outdoor sporting event in the middle of Winter.
ReplyDeleteI wish it was winter in here.
ReplyDeleteYou would be fine in the 60s.
ReplyDeleteWhy?
ReplyDeleteI have no idea how long Maffew has been using the old school Monday Night Raw intro, but that is fucking awesome.
ReplyDeleteBecause, at least it will be a lot better than 100.
ReplyDeleteI love the FOOREVER scream
ReplyDeleteWhat Bayless said.
ReplyDeleteI'd pay good money for there to be a YES! chant tonight. Vincenhunter might stroke out.
ReplyDeleteRandom: Kanye West's Power would make an awesome wrestling entrance theme.
ReplyDeleteNow they would finally listen to the fans.
ReplyDeleteLinkin Park's I bleed it out would be too.
ReplyDeleteIf a member of the winning team is a wrestling fan, it isn't out of the realm of possibility.
ReplyDeleteOK, here it is. I come from eastern Canada originally, which is die hard hockey country. I move smack dab in the middle of football country. I am a baseball fan exclusively. So I don't get the whole "let's turn the Super Bowl into an event by throwing a party" thing. I went to the grocery store yesterday, and the jugs of unsweet tea were sold out! I was all like "Mother fucker! Did Super Bowl partiers buy out all my fucking tea???".
ReplyDeleteAs soon as Hunter hears Avenged Sevenfold's "Hail to the King," it's gonna be snapped up, lol.
ReplyDeleteHell, at least half the fans there are from Seattle, someone get word to them about their local boy D-Bry, lol.
ReplyDeleteAnother prediction: Peyton Manning's "Omaha!" calls pull out a squeaker against Aikman's "You're exactly right, Joe" 31-28.
ReplyDeleteGood evening.
ReplyDeleteTime 4 Sum Aksion by Redman or just about any M.O.P. song would be my go-to wrestling entrance.
ReplyDeleteU Don't Know by Jay-Z would be epic as well.
How a WWE wrestler didn't start calling out "Omaha" before his big moves I'll never know. These guys need to pay more attention.
ReplyDeleteHey, Brazil. What's up?
ReplyDeleteMy antenna has failed me (even though I was pulling down Fox for all the playoff games... seriously WTF?). But that to the Fox Sports APP and APPLE TV mirroring, I'll be able to watch the game (instead of having to watch the game with... people).
ReplyDeleteI know it has become such an indy cliche, but that Kill Bill song really was the perfect wrestling theme.
ReplyDeleteThe Aplsis football party.
ReplyDeleteYou think I want people hanging out in my chateau?? No thanks.
ReplyDeleteIf they didn't YES! chant when Seattle beat San Fran in Seattle, I doubt it will happen here.
ReplyDeleteWatching superbowl for the first time.
ReplyDeleteFootball is a winter sport.
ReplyDeleteAnd Philly has the inside track for Wrestlemania 32.
Immigrant song by Led Zeppelin would perfect.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Have fun. I won't be watching. I have a much more exciting Randy Orton DVD.
ReplyDeletehahahaahah,good luck
ReplyDeletePhillip Seymour Hoffman is dead
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, we'll all see him again on our long journey back to the middle.
ReplyDelete31-21 Seahawks!!!
ReplyDeleteAnother OD,do these guys never learn,that drugs will only take to death.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I have redneck neighbors in the log cabin next door
ReplyDeleteIt's far more complicated then that, I assure you.
ReplyDeleteI know absolutely nothing about HandEgg, but I shall be watching out of curiosity.
ReplyDeleteSeattle win 22-19
I love the term HandEgg to describe football.
ReplyDeleteThe glitz! The glamour! The pageantry! IT'S WRESTLEMANI---Oh...
ReplyDeletedvr'ing, dont care who wins, will FFwd later just to see the commercials
ReplyDeleteWow, that was the best national anthem rendition I have heard in a while
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm a idiot,but why they do this?
ReplyDeleteI've seen tons of people waste their lifes because of that.
ReplyDeleteI think that is why they went with a legit as hell opera style singer. No extra flare, no 14 minute long anthem...just the basics. And done perfectly.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. I don't need crazy-ass vocal runs stretching out a two-minute song to twenty.
ReplyDeleteThat was gorgeous.
I tried to watch the game on their website but they sent me to Bill O'Reilly interviewing the President. Uh...thanks?
ReplyDeleteFOX
ReplyDeleteBecause Fuck You, That's Why
This blog is the only place I'm seeing anyone predicting the Seahawks. I'm picking the Broncos 21-14, but I'm actually rooting for the Seahawks.
ReplyDeleteLegion of Boom? Wasn't that one of the WWE.com options when they asked fans to pick the name for Kingston and Bourne?
ReplyDeleteMy god the Cap 2 Super Bowl spot is amazing. Holy fuck I cannot wait.
ReplyDelete13-6 Broncos. Most boring Super Bowl of all time.
ReplyDeleteWas Altitude era,I miss that tag team.
ReplyDeleteI see Joe Namath needs to protect his rotting corpse from the elements.
ReplyDeleteScarlett's body looks perfect in this film.
ReplyDeleteI dunno. I remember some Super Bowls in the 90s that were snoozers. On the game, halftime show, and commercial fronts.
ReplyDeleteJust watched the new Captain America trailer after seeing the new commercial. Am I the only one who thinks it has the potential to be the best Marvel movie not named "The Avengers"?
ReplyDeleteScarlett's body looks perfect in everything. Her body is so sick it even looked amazing in Her.
ReplyDeleteI'm of the same belief. Beyond stoked.
ReplyDeleteI just posted about this before seeing your comment. This movie looks like it could be absolutely sick.
ReplyDeleteStill need to watch Her.
ReplyDeletedat cyber sex scene...
ReplyDeleteIt has the potential to be better than the Avengers.
ReplyDeleteA Safety. YES! YES! YES!
ReplyDeleteWhat! Cyber sex?
ReplyDeleteManny Ramirez continues to take steroids and is JACKED. Oh wait....wrong guy.
ReplyDeleteI guess you could say Peyton's safe(ty) word is.....Omaha!
ReplyDeleteDamn, Seatlle isn't fucking around.
ReplyDeleteA little early for Manning Face, methinks...
ReplyDeleteI'd be more than happy if it was. Really can't wait to see it.
ReplyDeleteGO CAROLINA!!!
ReplyDeleteFrom whative seen of it, it looks really good. I liked the first Cap movie more than others. I also can't wait for Guardians, that should be a fun movie.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds one of those old school 80's actioners,great for me.
ReplyDeleteLet's all see Bootista in it.
ReplyDeleteI'm not watching the game so I'm just going to use this as a live thread for random shit cultstatus watches on wwe.com.
ReplyDeleteFirst up: Royal Rumble 94!
No spoilers!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, so they aren't pulling the trigger on Thanos until Avengers 3 huh? I guess it makes sense to do the long play, not many villains are as big as Thanos. Will he have the Infinity Gauntlet?
ReplyDeleteSteiners' WWF music was so awesome.
ReplyDeleteI thought I read that he would play a big part in Guardians, and then yes, be the main villain in Avengers 3.
ReplyDeleteYes, have you seen Thor 2? That played into the Infinity Gauntlet.
ReplyDeleteThey are planning even a New Avengers film
ReplyDeleteI swear I got half a chub during the "sex" scene in HER. oh, Kristen Wiig was dead cat choking chick.
ReplyDeleteI loved that cameo.
ReplyDeleteAh, this game reminds me of how my buddy used to clean Joe Buck's pool and would steal 20 or so beers every time he'd go to his house. I've had a lot of free beer thanks to Joe Buck.
ReplyDeleteTed DiBiase is an underrated color guy. Him, Perfect, and Owen were all great at it when they did it.
ReplyDeleteThat shit ain't happening just for drinking a Bud Light.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize it until the credits. It was so funny how that scene just fucking turned on a dime.
ReplyDeleteKWANG~! 1994 WWF was so awesome.
ReplyDeleteSo basically you are going to steal jobber's gimmick?
ReplyDeleteMinus the NBA talk.
ReplyDeleteHow?
ReplyDeleteWatch the 92 one;
ReplyDeleteIt really was. Those were before the dark times. Before the Empire.
ReplyDeleteRichard Sherman is coming for that ass.
ReplyDeleteOwen Hart was Anakin Skywalker.
ReplyDeleteNo, I haven't seen Thor 2 yet, I will as soon as the DVD comes out. Sweet, I was hoping they would start introducing the chaos crystals now. The Infinity Gauntlet is one of my favorite comics and I'm not a huge comic guy either.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't get it I'm not going to waste time explaining it.
ReplyDeleteOver/Under on how many of these commercials end up being 'MERICA incarnate? With cattle and pickup trucks and beer and kicking people in the dick?
ReplyDeleteI thought jobber's gimmick was posting about NBA in dead threads.
ReplyDeleteDo it or i'll send Kurt Angle to Break you.
ReplyDeleteKurt Angle approves of that Chevy commercial.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember, what was the genesis of you two not liking each other?
ReplyDeleteNash looked like such a jobber with the mullet and plain black gear.
ReplyDeleteMariners 5
ReplyDeleteRockies 0
I wasn't paying attention. Is it about the Chevy stubbornly pushing itself past its limits as it's falling apart?
ReplyDeleteNo, it was a bull being brought far away to meet some cows.
ReplyDeleteThe Steiners are eliminated. This match has lost all meaning to me.
ReplyDeleteIm watching Arrow instead of The Super Bowl because apparently I'm a nerd.
ReplyDeleteWould anyone be interested in joining me when I call CBS sports radio tonight? It's the superbowl, the lines are dead, and I think we could get in some serious, quality, pro-wrestling talk on national radio. It'd be fun! Who's with me?!
ReplyDeleteNow THAT was a bullhammer elbow.
ReplyDeleteSeeing Diesel and Backlund go at it as jobbers in the Rumble is hilarious in hindsight.
ReplyDeleteNo that would be my Lumina.
ReplyDeleteI'm finisher the prison episode,pretty solid show,Amell is good Oliver.
ReplyDeleteI dunno, it's weird, it feels like Patriotism in this country is at an all time low, versus like, 'good ole days' America, which is that pickup truck, cattle, and beer thing.
ReplyDeleteI heard that show is wonderful. I've been meaning to check it out.
ReplyDeleteWho? Jobber? No beef. We're coo.
ReplyDeleteBilly Gunn and his mustache gets tossed in 2 seconds. Thats what you get when your idea of a worked punch is hitting someone on the top of the head with your wrist.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I miss those three.
ReplyDeleteVirgiLOL
ReplyDeleteOf all the things they teach you in wrestling school that a shocking amount of guys never seem to get down is how to throw a good-looking worked punch.
ReplyDeleteAustin's "piston-like" right hands looked like shit on a soda cracker.
Yeah, it is a solid show, I'm a little ahead of you, maybe two/three episodes. I wasn't sure how I would like the back and forth to the island stuff but I'm liking it so far. It's funny how I'm enjoying this show much more than Agents of Shield.
ReplyDeleteDo they have no other Bruno Mars song they could use to promote the halftime show?
ReplyDeleteHated the whole chinese guy thing,I didn't he told in english to kill the chicken.
ReplyDeletePLEASE let this game end so these dickhead tourists can get the fuck out of Jersey.
ReplyDeleteIt is impossible to watch a Rumble before they started using entrance music.
ReplyDeleteNo, you and Cult. Wait I'm mixing somebody up, who do you hate again? No Fuj... Damn, I'm having a brain fart.
ReplyDelete"He wants to use WrestleMania as a stepping stone for stardom in Nashville"- Vince on Jarrett. Way to bury your own product Vince.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't want Oliver to know he spoke English at first so he had to kill the chicken and learn to kill to survive. If he had spoken English, Oliver would have tried to argue with him and convince him.
ReplyDeleteWe don't want them back.
ReplyDeleteNice point of view,but I still think that was stupid,Diggle is awesome though and Dinah is hot.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I hate anyone...though I did threaten to fuck White Thunder wife once.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the tourists feel the same way.
ReplyDeleteGimmick plays, never change.
ReplyDelete1993-94 heel Crush is so underrated.
ReplyDeleteNot the way they're acting. It's like when the Bennies come down to the shore in the summer.
ReplyDeleteDiesel and Crush would have a pretty bad ass 90's version of Demolition.
ReplyDeleteDamn, if there's not a fight tonight, I'm going to be surprised. These guys seem like they hate each other.
ReplyDeleteParallax is really big fan of VIKING SPACE LORD BROCK LESNAR.
ReplyDeleteAccept the only LORD,Daniel Bryan.
ReplyDeleteLaurel is VERY hot and I'm warming up to Helena quickly.
ReplyDeleteDEN about to be handed the ball
ReplyDeleteWell who isn't a fan, it would be great to call Brock that to his face.
ReplyDeleteI suddenly want a Miller Lite.
ReplyDeleteI see Manning is employing a rope a dope strategy. Obviously.
ReplyDeleteAlso: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing ping pong in a wig is awesome. One Republic, less so.
At least they don't push the whole oliver shirtless thing
ReplyDeleteNot if you want to experience tomorrow.
ReplyDelete"DEN about to be handed the game"
ReplyDeleteFTFY
Nope.
ReplyDeleteFUCK
ReplyDeleteNow I remember why I don't watch football regularly. At least not live. Six minutes of commercials for every 90 seconds of play.
ReplyDeleteMabel and Diesel going at it. My theory is that Vince was tripping acid while calling this match and he imagined Mabel/Diesel being awesome so he booked it to main event a year and half later.
ReplyDeleteAre you serious? Stop kicking the goddamned field goal. DEN won't be held scoreless; PI calls are coming.
ReplyDeleteI just started watching it and I'm enjoying it. I've heard it just keeps getting better into season 2.
ReplyDeleteDenver always struck me as a "second half" team. You can get your lead on them now, but winter is coming.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's the Super Bowl, those six minutes are worth double digit millions of dollars.
ReplyDeletePeyton Manning gets superstar calls. It will happen.
ReplyDeleteHow does Mo get hired by a national wrestling company? This is actually bothering me.
ReplyDeleteWhen your company's owner is painfully out of touch as to what's hip.
ReplyDeleteThe Hammer! Totally forgot about Valentine in the Goldust spot for this match.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair Diesel was pretty awesome at that time. Now Mabel, I have no idea what Vince was smoking.
ReplyDeleteVince always wanted to wear a title belt, so he took Mo (and Mabel) from Lawler in exchange for the McMemphis program.
ReplyDelete(May not be 100% accurate.)
As far as I can tell, he is the worst wrestler of all time other than Chad Bryant.
ReplyDeleteThe cabinet Hogan just lifted died the next day.
ReplyDeleteThat cabinet was 8 and a half feet tall and 1600 pounds, brother!
ReplyDeleteLuger just stiffed the hell out of Mo. He is now my new favorite wrestler.
ReplyDeleteDenver's 1st quarter: 3 possessions, 7 plays, -3 total yards. Seattle be fuckin' them hard.
ReplyDeleteWould anyone else totally smash Toyota Jan?
ReplyDeleteHogan was in a Super Bowl commercial? Oh Christ, here comes title reign number 7.
ReplyDeleteWhoever booked McMemphis was a genius. That was years ahead of its time. This 1992 Jimmy Hart promo was also genius http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZVVqhTPLTk#t=4m
ReplyDeleteHulkamania is still hobbling wild, brother!
ReplyDeleteWell, on the plus side my Browns hired Kyle Shanahan as OC.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute... anyone know how to tie a good noose?
*GASP* A PI call against God's Team, the Omaha Mannings?!!
ReplyDeleteGolden Tate, JR Sweezy, Kam Chancellor? Is this the Super Bowl or FCW?
ReplyDeleteThat one was kinda obvious. Just a little, though.
ReplyDeleteEh, 94 Rumble is boring. Time for something else.
ReplyDelete99 rumble.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Seattle is taxin' that ass.
ReplyDelete99
ReplyDeleteA nice 'fuck you' to the sports media with a Marshawn Lynch touchdown.
ReplyDeleteLynch for Super Bowl MVP: Shortest post-game interview ever.
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