Half that crowd started to chant Bryan or Punk or something other than Betty White, and the other half booed them to shut the fuck up...guess which half can eat a dick.
I hate the Authority's wishy-washy lukewarm heel character. It's like they're trying to revive the shades of grey from the Attitude Era, but they forgot that internal consistency made it work. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon exhibit none.
....Dislike Orton, but if not for Bryan, they would have had a kick ass Orton face turn ready to roll along with a Legend Killer HHH squash at Summerslam
These chants are getting to be a bit much. But they should expect it. Imagine if in early 1998 they pushed Ken Shamrock and HHH to the moon and had Austin wrestle In upper midcard matches.
What's preposterous about this whole thing with Kane is that when CM Punk left the company, the writers decided they needed to find something for KANE. IMMEDIATELY. Meanwhile, half the active roster toils in obscurity.
I love it when they give them the night off...after making them fly to wherever they are & change into their ring gear. Would be nice if someone actually pointed that out for once.
Mae Young lives!
ReplyDeleteMAE YOUNG IS ALIVE!!!
ReplyDeletePREPARE THE BEES
ReplyDeleteAh, beat ya!
ReplyDeleteBig Show really isn't helping the Mae Young comparisons.
ReplyDeleteNice to see the WWE is finally using Big Show correctly.
ReplyDeleteWith Betty and Henry on the same show, it's obviously they are going to remake the GTV segment in honor of Mae Young.
ReplyDeleteSomeone keep Betty Away from Mark Henry.
ReplyDeleteFinally... PrimeTimeTen... HAS COME BACK... to the LIVE RAW THREAD!
ReplyDelete*crickets*
RAW, or a 4 player race of Battletoads?
ReplyDeleteFuck that, I'll let others be inhumanely frustrated.
Smell the ratings!
ReplyDeleteRaw is Letterbox?
ReplyDeleteZack Ryder will job to Betty White....
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S NOT PG, BETTY!
ReplyDeleteBetty White with a bigger pop than Ziggler.
ReplyDeleteTeddy: HOLD ON A MINUTE, PLAYA...
ReplyDeleteWas that a sign?
ReplyDeleteBrock lesnar needs to F-5 her.
ReplyDeleteNot even Betty White is safe from being buried.
ReplyDeleteThe fact of the matter is Betty White is your not in my league pal!
ReplyDeleteSteph looks outstanding in that dress.
ReplyDeleteNo, I have a 4:3 TV and Raw is letterboxed now.
ReplyDeleteBetty White to win the next Rumble: The Hug of Acceptance
ReplyDeleteFirst fan shot it's of a lady in an El Generico Ole sorry. I love it.
ReplyDeleteOkay, HHH's shit-eating grin at Big Show just then was great.
ReplyDeleteHalf that crowd started to chant Bryan or Punk or something other than Betty White, and the other half booed them to shut the fuck up...guess which half can eat a dick.
ReplyDeleteTriple H just worked in a little bit of that Vince entrance ramp walk.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she'd make an outstanding linebacker, in that dress.
ReplyDelete"Ladies and gentlemen... Betty Ford!"
ReplyDelete"That's Betty White, Brain!"
"You oughta check yourself into the Betty White Clinic, Monsoon!"
"WILL YOU STOP?!"
They don't want to be regulated to Smackdown.
ReplyDeleteShe can play on my team.
ReplyDeleteAnd away we go
ReplyDeleteReports are that 2 big ex wwe stars are backstage. They may or may not be one shot deals and may or may not be booked.
ReplyDeleteIf she cuts down the Roids,she would be hot.
ReplyDeletePUNK CHANTS
ReplyDeleteThe real star of Elimination Chaber is here!
ReplyDeletehttp://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3828581/Elimination_Chamber_2014_poster.jpg
Thanks rajah.com.
ReplyDeleteSo basically like all our others news this week....
ReplyDeleteThe traps are a bit much, but a fit lady is very sexy.
ReplyDeleteSo they are faces tonight?
ReplyDeleteAin't complaining, it looks good.
ReplyDeleteHHH is a heel tonight I see
ReplyDelete*click*
ReplyDelete..would be an interesting cluster if the faces back out of the chamber match not wanting to be the Face
ReplyDeleteExcept for the Little Timmy-styled scrunched up face she does, Stephanie actually looks nice tonight
ReplyDeleteNobody gets my jokes.
ReplyDeleteI think heels, but now Orton's out so...
ReplyDeleteYour post and Mick's post right next to eachother sum up things nicely for the past 7 months.
ReplyDeleteI still wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteTonight: Randy Orton vs. John Cena!
ReplyDeleteOnly this time... the ROPES... are WHITE!!!
She used to be so very hot. Such a shame.
ReplyDeleteMy friends sister is probably drooling as orton walks to the ring.
ReplyDelete4/10... but they can't all be knockouts.
ReplyDeleteThat happened to me once.
ReplyDeleteBetty White and Daniel Brian vs The New Age Outlaws for the tag team titles TONIGHT!
ReplyDeleteOh, me either. Just she looks more like a woman tonight as opposed to Stevie Richards after a sex change
ReplyDeleteMore Steph burial of Orton!
ReplyDeleteI spat on my monitor, so thank you for that.
ReplyDeleteSteph is wearing the fuck out of that dress.
ReplyDeleteWhen is he going to stop carrying both belts?
ReplyDeleteYou see, they're confused by Orton's tattoos is all, they don't miss Punk
ReplyDeleteThat sounds awesome.
ReplyDeleteDat dress doe.
ReplyDeleteShe's nowhere as hot as she was during the Invasion but that was almost 13 years ago.
ReplyDeleteI still think she's quite alright.
When Mattel tells him to stop.
ReplyDeleteSavage was there in her peak.
ReplyDeleteHere she goes again, cutting off balls.
ReplyDeleteI know right... good god.
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteI still would, if she was mute. There is no sexy sound on this earth that can emanate from that mouth.
ReplyDeleteI hate the Authority's wishy-washy lukewarm heel character. It's like they're trying to revive the shades of grey from the Attitude Era, but they forgot that internal consistency made it work. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon exhibit none.
ReplyDeleteVintage Stephanie!
ReplyDeleteEven though Trips is trying to bulk her up to make a second-hand Chyna, Steph is still a damn good-looking woman.
ReplyDeleteTo Steph she said,"oh yeah".
ReplyDeleteI think the rumor is that she was there at Savage's peak.
ReplyDeleteI just see too much Vince in her.
ReplyDeleteHe wants to bring his viper? That's sexual harrassment!
ReplyDeleteSteph is burying that dress.
ReplyDeleteGOD DAMN!
If Randy has to go later, I have no problem with him using Aksana's bag.
ReplyDeleteCorrect chant LA.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan,it begins the chants.
ReplyDeleteThere's a joke there that doesn't need to be made.
ReplyDeleteSteph's tits look bigger than ever
ReplyDeleteSomeone should tell Jake that.
ReplyDelete....Dislike Orton, but if not for Bryan, they would have had a kick ass Orton face turn ready to roll along with a Legend Killer HHH squash at Summerslam
ReplyDeletesteph looks good, but I can't forget she has a huge pair of fake bolt-ons under that dress
ReplyDeleteAnd the crowd started a small yes chant.
ReplyDeleteTonight especially... women are funny like that.
ReplyDeleteJokes require humor. You fail at humor.
ReplyDeleteHmm, this crowd has the potential to make this...if not a "fun" or "good" show, then at least "watchable".
ReplyDeleteAnd a wang.
ReplyDeleteFake or not.
ReplyDeleteTits are tits!
RVD is backstage tonight. I wonder if it's a one shot deal.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. She was fine without them.
ReplyDeletefinally gweetting "face of wwe' correct
ReplyDeleteHaha. Randy Orton's face on a cereal box would scare children.
ReplyDeleteThe whole crowd got a lot more silent as soon as the CM Punk chants started up again.
ReplyDeleteOrton is actually nailing tonight with promo.
ReplyDeleteTrolling Punk here about doing interviews and merch...
ReplyDelete"Kelly and Michael? Forget the punt, Randy. With Strahan's teeth you could kick a field goal!"
ReplyDelete"I can have you removed, you know."
You should be ashamed of yourself.
ReplyDeleteWhat's between a cereal box and a billboard? I guess...the ground?
ReplyDeleteGeez, that pop.
ReplyDeleteThese chants are getting to be a bit much. But they should expect it. Imagine if in early 1998 they pushed Ken Shamrock and HHH to the moon and had Austin wrestle In upper midcard matches.
ReplyDeleteCrowd perked up a bit there.
ReplyDeleteSeriously... that's some Austin level shit.
ReplyDeleteWay too many of these bull shit interview segments that don't end with fisticuffs
ReplyDeleteSomebody needs to teach these crowds to coordinate their chants better.
ReplyDeleteI think the crowd would've been fine with Shamrock. Not so much Triple H.
ReplyDeleteThe front page of Buzzfeed?
ReplyDeleteRandy Orton Laxatives, just in case a bag is in the vicinity!
ReplyDeleteWhen he is forced to go quick, he deliverers better.
ReplyDeleteBut there's a problem.
ReplyDeleteI'm not.
Daniel Bryan's merchandise just keeps getting better and better!
ReplyDeleteOh, TAG!
ReplyDeleteWell played, sir.
ReplyDeleteIt's one thing that Michael Hayes said about the Junkyard Dog. Fans loved that guy... because he was real.
ReplyDeleteYou CANNOT bullshit the fans. They won't let you.
That and 25 cents would get Randy a bag of 3D Doritios
ReplyDeleteSeriously, it's like they want the guy to be incapable of moving merch.
ReplyDeleteIt needed to
ReplyDeleteShoot comments.
ReplyDeleteThat's 1996 WWF.
ReplyDeleteshoot comments...yada yada
ReplyDeleteShe's about go all Large Marge on ya
ReplyDeleteSteph dropping the truth about not liking getting interrupted
ReplyDeleteBryan> Benoit, Jericho, Malenko, Eddie, Mysterio, etc.
ReplyDelete::High Five::
ReplyDeleteI miss Dusty
ReplyDeleteThis might sound weird, but has Randy Orton had facial plastic surgery? He looks completely different than he used to.
ReplyDeleteI'm quickly getting there in agreement
ReplyDeleteThank you for clarifying that John.
ReplyDeleteWhat's preposterous about this whole thing with Kane is that when CM Punk left the company, the writers decided they needed to find something for KANE. IMMEDIATELY. Meanwhile, half the active roster toils in obscurity.
ReplyDeleteNotice how DB is just kind of talking... and the fans are eating it up. That's some Rock level shit right there.
ReplyDeleteUmm...why do this match on RAW? *Facepalm*
ReplyDelete"Kane isn't here."
ReplyDelete*No one boos*
Team Hell No Explodes! For the first time, for the last time.
ReplyDeleteOH NO, NOT THE LETTER OF REPRIMAND!
ReplyDeleteThis corporate speak is making me vomit. HOW DOES THIS APPEAL TO CHILDREN!?!?!
ReplyDeleteHe has a potential to be all time great.
ReplyDeleteToo much business talk.
ReplyDeleteBryan blows away all their independent/japan stuff too.
ReplyDelete#stephdress is trending worldwide right now.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they actually don't, sadly.
ReplyDeleteWhat is WITH their boner for performance evaluations?
ReplyDeleteIt's like Vince got a C- in freshman chem and never let it go.
Orton Angry!
ReplyDeleteDougie would.
ReplyDeleteRick Martel reference!
ReplyDeleteChildren are all about brand synergy these days. It's terrible.
ReplyDeleteNow that's some corporate ass-kissing
ReplyDeleteSo nothing changed is what you're saying?
ReplyDeleteRandy sucking some serious dick right now
ReplyDeletePerformance appraisals again? WWE creative has fallen below the South Park parody version of themselves.
ReplyDeleteDan!
ReplyDeleteRandy, if you're looking for your balls and credibility... they're in Steph's purse.
ReplyDeleteBryan went there. Oh damn.
ReplyDeleteSome continuity, yes!
ReplyDeleteContinuity reference
ReplyDeleteHE'S USING HISTORY, FIRE HIM
ReplyDeletenot at the level of Seymou Hoffman at Big lebowski.
ReplyDeleteWay to go Daniel
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteBOTCHAMANIA IS ME! (Edited the above... wrong person.)
ReplyDeleteThat's hot.
ReplyDeleteThis would be awesome if this was a ploy by Orton to lay the smack down on HHH... or if Bryan lays out HHH... but HHH remains immune to everything
ReplyDeleteIt's so patronizing, I LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteContinuity!
ReplyDeleteFourth "in this very ring" of the night.
ReplyDeleteGreat plugs for Scott's book.
He's gonna shit on his balls? That's unique.
ReplyDeleteHe's gonna face Billy Gunn?
ReplyDeleteFor a second I thought Triple H said "The One."
ReplyDeleteI would love to see D-Bry kick Billy Gunn around!
TAKE MY MONEY!
Oh dear lord......
ReplyDeleteLadies and Gentlemen: Exhibit A.
ReplyDeleteBryan will face no one.....
ReplyDelete:changes the channel:
Ohhhh, he said "No one" not "The One".
ReplyDeleteNo!
ReplyDeleteSo over
ReplyDeleteWelp, I guess that means we won't see Bryan run in during the Main Event, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm tempted.
ReplyDeleteSee now, for the idiots, THESE are booking clues. Not the made up shit taht runs through some of your minds
ReplyDeleteBryan waving his arms to scream no, directing the crowd like an orchestra.
ReplyDeleteNo Bryan, No Punk, this crowd is so gonna hijack the show.
ReplyDeleteDBry needs to snap like Sid right now. "YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE NIGHT OFF!" ... and then just start powerbombing Shawn Michaels repeatedly.
ReplyDelete"It doesn't matter what the WWE fans want to see." I love shoot comments, etc.
ReplyDeleteI love it when they give them the night off...after making them fly to wherever they are & change into their ring gear. Would be nice if someone actually pointed that out for once.
ReplyDeleteIf they actually stayed as heel,the authority would be a nice angle
ReplyDeleteNo wonder they lose viewership every hour.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing how these segments have such flat endings
ReplyDeleteNo Daniel Bryan match = Dolph iron man match?
ReplyDeleteI need popcorn.
ReplyDeleteI never turned it on.
ReplyDeleteNew graphics?
ReplyDeleteFresh main event.
ReplyDeleteBryan not wrestling tonight=one less reason I have to watch the show in its entirety
ReplyDeleteSomeone is getting fired. That segment didn't end with Triple H's music.
ReplyDeleteRemember when the match graphics moved? I remember that shit.
ReplyDelete"Two of the biggest Superstars in the history of WWE."
ReplyDeleteRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Yeah, a Rey Mysterio match!
ReplyDeleteIs that Mark Henry or Jabba The Hut?
ReplyDeleteThis day off for Bryan is them thinking of a way to deflect those Punk chants into Bryan chants. It's smart in a way. Pathetic in another way.
ReplyDeleteI'd laugh if the rest of the show is just Bryan giving people a high knee backstage.
ReplyDelete