Before We get started, I want to hit you with this:
"To celebrate the 25th anniversary of their classic 1989 debut 3 Feet High and Rising, De La Soul will make their entire discography available for free download for 25 hours, from Friday, February 14th at 11am EST until Saturday at noon"
I think somehow we are all wrong about his work rate skills. That has to be "our" #1bone to pick with tthe guy. Yet every single wrestler swears he's the best.
Yeah, I saw Ishii vs. Naito. Freaking' brutal! Nakamura and Yano were the original leaders of CHAOS. Nakamura is pretty much the head guy. They are heels, but the crowd loves most of them.
TNA should follow what NJPW does and just tour 8-10 cities year round. Chicago, Manchester, Glasgow, Orlando, New York, Los Angeles, San Antonio, or something like that.
*goes to do BoD champion handshake * *sees no other BoD champions, puts hands back in pockets* *realizes cultstatus has sweaty soft mitts, decides I don't want to shake that hand either* *does generic top 5 handshake*
idk about a heart... but she dumped the other dude she was seeing so she could be with me... and then did the Facebook thing... I have a :: throws up in his mouth a little :: girlfriend!
(Note to jobber123 this is the story I was talking about earlier)
idk. I am not the booker, but I think I blow this off before BoD 'Mania. This is basically my "Rise above hate" feud to keep me busy until my real feud at BoD 'Mania
Is he booked in a match? Does he have a run-in? Is it both? Am I leading him on and he will just get a chacne at the pre-show battle royal? TUNE INTO BoD MANIA TO FIND OUT
Joe has such presence... like if I saw him in a bar or some shit I would still know he wasn't to be fucked with even though he looks like a big butterball... he just gives off that aura.
Gonna be a great show tonight!
ReplyDeleteOh boy Mr Anderson vs bully ray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEveryone we gotta trainwreck tonight with Casket match.
ReplyDeleteI saw new beginning at osaka.Nice show,Ishii rocked.I have question,who leads CHAOS and are they faces or heels?
ReplyDeleteBefore We get started, I want to hit you with this:
ReplyDelete"To celebrate the 25th anniversary of their classic 1989 debut 3 Feet High and Rising, De La Soul will make their entire discography available for free download for 25 hours, from Friday, February 14th at 11am EST until Saturday at noon"
http://www.factmag.com/2014/02/13/de-la-soul-to-release-entire-catalog-for-free/
Chris Sabin is gonna wrestle a knockout?
ReplyDeleteI think his gonna do a edge/lita sex thing.
ReplyDeleteGood evening gentlemen
ReplyDelete*Top 5 handshake*
ReplyDeleteGood evening,my friend.
ReplyDelete::insomniac guys handshake::
ReplyDeleteHopefully TNA isn't using the Cena/Orton definition of "final encounter" here.
ReplyDelete:: Reciprocates ::
ReplyDeleteLet's just be glad its not orton vs Anderson
ReplyDelete- No One Ever
ReplyDeleteLet's hope Davey doesn't kill someone today.
ReplyDeleteThe official Top Five High society maid will be serving non-alcoholic drinks this evening:
ReplyDeletehttp://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2v1s9BHDz1qekqd6o1_500.gif
Botching on Orton is why we don't have to deal with Anderson in WWE
ReplyDeleteTHAT would make Brock/Goldberg look like Andre/Hogan in crowd reaction...
ReplyDeleteThat's Samoa Joe's job.
ReplyDeleteHe was the one that nearly killed Paul London right?
ReplyDeleteOrton deserves more (any) iwc love
ReplyDeleteYep,he loves piledrivers so much that he uses all the time.Before that he was a good wreslter.
ReplyDeleteI agree... he is nowhere near as bad as the IWC treats him
ReplyDeleteHe's a fine, if sometimes boring worker, stuck in a SHITTY, SHITTY angle/character.
ReplyDeleteNot 100% his fault, but he doesn't get a pass, either.
He is legend killer run was good.He was the best heel in the business mid 2008 -early 2009.
ReplyDeleteI think somehow we are all wrong about his work rate skills. That has to be "our" #1bone to pick with tthe guy. Yet every single wrestler swears he's the best.
ReplyDeletePart of it is all the weird mini come backs he has to make
ReplyDeleteHis timing and how he plays to the crowd are really good.
ReplyDeleteEvery time EC3 looks a Dixie I feel a incest feeling.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw Ishii vs. Naito. Freaking' brutal! Nakamura and Yano were the original leaders of CHAOS. Nakamura is pretty much the head guy. They are heels, but the crowd loves most of them.
ReplyDeleteWho here remembers 1993 when this promo started?
ReplyDelete*shakes hand, bows head*
ReplyDeleteYou should see a therapist about that.
ReplyDeleteMy biggest grip (especially when he's working face) are the constant mini comebacks. Have a fucking heat segment bro!
ReplyDeleteSpud has some bright pants.
ReplyDeleteGood to see the BoD youth division being so well represented tonight.
ReplyDeleteDixie opened her mouth... and I hit mute. I'll take it off for MVP.
ReplyDeleteNice suit, MVP.
ReplyDeleteSo Okada is a lackey,well he's lucky he doesn't have HHH as his leader,Hunter would steal his heat.
ReplyDeleteHe's always been styling.
ReplyDeleteA run in WCW would have done him good if it existed.
ReplyDeleteThe future of the BOD.
ReplyDeleteOne of the few people I hear pronounces Samoa 'SAH-moa"
ReplyDeleteSah-mowin Submission Machine?
ReplyDeleteoffers limp wrestler handshake
ReplyDeleteOh hey, it's Stickler.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone ever helped shave their woman's legs before?
ReplyDeleteLOL... GAWD did I hate having to do that... went against everything I had learned my entire life.
ReplyDeleteTNA should follow what NJPW does and just tour 8-10 cities year round. Chicago, Manchester, Glasgow, Orlando, New York, Los Angeles, San Antonio, or something like that.
ReplyDeleteSecurity,take the vagrant out of the aisle please.
ReplyDeleteDon't even joke about that shit!!!
ReplyDeleteI wish I was.
ReplyDeleteI really don't get why they do that. Warrior had a great rant about it in his Savage tribute.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Regal was always saying U-mag-a
ReplyDeleteChrist, Gunner vs. EC3... that's gonna be UGLY.
ReplyDeleteEveryone should copy NJPW booking.
ReplyDeleteWell you fucking deserve it considering what you have done to me (it has gotten worse!)
ReplyDeleteOkada was a lackey when he came back to New Japan but then he got the mega push. Everyone in CHAOS is pretty much equals.
ReplyDeleteYOU-MANGA!
ReplyDeleteC3PO.
ReplyDelete*goes to do BoD champion handshake *
ReplyDelete*sees no other BoD champions, puts hands back in pockets*
*realizes cultstatus has sweaty soft mitts, decides I don't want to shake that hand either*
*does generic top 5 handshake*
Can this be settled at the next BoD PPV?
ReplyDeleteI'm already booked for BoD Mania
ReplyDeleteDude, this thing has escalated rather quickly.
ReplyDeleteYou're telling me... thanks to you I am in a Facebook official relationship!
ReplyDeleteNo
ReplyDeleteNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO! With the fucking heart and everything?
ReplyDeleteChris Webber looks like he could still be playing for Michigan.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool,I heard bullet club is gonna since Devitt is leaving.
ReplyDeletePompeii=Fail.
ReplyDeleteidk about a heart... but she dumped the other dude she was seeing so she could be with me... and then did the Facebook thing... I have a :: throws up in his mouth a little :: girlfriend!
ReplyDelete(Note to jobber123 this is the story I was talking about earlier)
Just don't let him call time out
ReplyDeleteDid it go like this?
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/UAVQLM7Jf_4
I hope Devitt doesn't sign with WWE
ReplyDeleteThat's not a bad thing is a good thing.
ReplyDeleteWith all of the recent animosity, we might need a BoD Elimination Chamber or even an old fashion BoD Saturday Night's Main Event
ReplyDeleteHis new name would be Princeton devner.
ReplyDeleteLOL... not exactly... but not totally off either.
ReplyDeletelol or Fergal Ferguson Squire.
ReplyDeleteI guess you now have to ask yourself, "What would parallax do in this situation?". Except, you're parallax!
ReplyDeleteOver 20 years since that unfortunate time-out... Almost 20 since Grant Hill's three, then Scotty Thurman's answer to give Arkansas a national title...
ReplyDeleteNow you see my dilemma! I mean how the fuck do I steal her... from me!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteNot wanting to sound like a puro purist,but NJPW is rocking the boat,they just need a english announcing team and that's it.
ReplyDeleteUm... you're still new here.
ReplyDeleteI laughed far to much at this
ReplyDeleteYou just blew my mind.
ReplyDeleteWhat is BoD Mania?
ReplyDeleteJim Ross + Matt Striker would be gold
ReplyDelete*Snaps fingers*
ReplyDeleteServant girl.hand this man something to wipe his tears:
http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss320/GATIN2007/Gifs%20Hot%20Forum/ZahiaDehar6.gif
She just blew my...
ReplyDelete***PLEASE STAND BY***
Scaffold match or GTFO.
ReplyDeleteThis is far too big for a kickoff show.
ReplyDeleteI never understood the Striker hate,he was pretty good.
ReplyDeleteNo Tenay... DO NOT CHANNEL COLE.
ReplyDelete"Creating separation"... fuck that noise.
Ugh, and now the TNA announcers are talking about creating separation?
ReplyDeleteJesus, guys. Quit being WWE's obnoxious kid brother.
Just turned on the show . . . holy HGH Batman!
ReplyDeleteThanks man :: Bro hug ::
ReplyDeletehttp://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Tessmacher-bouncing-004.gif
ReplyDelete... It was ALREADY a case vs. case match, nitwit. So who gets what case when someone wins?
ReplyDeleteMy stream is having a lot of trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble.
ReplyDeleteMe too.
ReplyDeleteMy follow up to the BoD Rumble
ReplyDelete...just clean her up when you're done with her. She has to make cookies for the Top Five bake sale Monday.
ReplyDeleteMy cable is fly
ReplyDeleteAnd even the commercials are turning awful... that was the WORST anti-smoking commercial I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteRelated: I was once 1000 posts ahead of OfficerFarva... I am down to 300 or so now... ALSO your fault.
ReplyDeleteTenay explaining jokes to the audience, talking about 'creating separation' - I guess Cole is moonlighting on Thursday nights now.
ReplyDeleteThat was awful. I feel like smoking now and I have fucking asthma.
ReplyDeleteI hate myself.
ReplyDeleteNot really. I am somewhat amused. But I am also concerned about this change in direction for your character.
So when Stranger uses the distraction to cost you your match will we get the grudge match at 'mania?
ReplyDeleteI feel like finding some kid and bullying the shit out of them, to the point where they start smoking.
ReplyDeleteJumping on the anti-bully bandwagon is so cheap.
I think I'll pop in Bully on the PS2, beat the hell out of some random pixels later.
Don't worry, history suggests I will fuck it up sooner rather than later and be back to banging your wives in no time.
ReplyDeleteBig Brother Canada starts March 5th
ReplyDeleteAm I booked?
ReplyDeleteTNA does get credit for making this a tag match... it's turning into a vicious little thing.
ReplyDeleteIt's like a wrestler that had a main event program but inexplicably gets put into another program and gets his push stalled.
ReplyDeleteidk. I am not the booker, but I think I blow this off before BoD 'Mania. This is basically my "Rise above hate" feud to keep me busy until my real feud at BoD 'Mania
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm saying. Parallax might walk out if he doesn't get the BoD Mania main event.
ReplyDeleteBrazilian Big brother has a lesbian couple.
ReplyDeleteSo...is Stranger a member of the Shield or a Wyatt?
ReplyDeleteI always look at you like Punk because you your religious views and the amount of women you run through.
Obviously, I'm the evil one in that feud. Maybe I'll get a BoD Mania match with....I dunno....one of the 500 comment guys.
ReplyDeletelol. what format do they follow? I tried watching BB UK but its real weird
ReplyDeleteSo he IS Punk.
ReplyDeleteAre they hot?
ReplyDeleteShoot Interview poll is up:
ReplyDeletehttp://poll.pollcode.com/5111625
Place you hand on the screen feel the CMW flowing through you and be... SAVED
ReplyDeleteI don't watch it,Last year I heard a dude was eliminated and went arrested for sexual assault.
ReplyDeleteSTYLES WINS!
ReplyDeleteBully and Anderson are still going huh? That's dynamite.
ReplyDeletelmfaoo
ReplyDeleteHe is like Curtis Axel
ReplyDeleteTonight's their "final encounter". Allegedly.
ReplyDeleteMoney in the bank match. Winner gets a briefcase that has 1000 posts in it and puts them in the Top 5.
ReplyDeleteExcept with more charisma. Kinda.
ReplyDeleteThat's not where your hand was last night.....
ReplyDeleteSha-winnnnnnnnnnnnnng.......
More charisma? Have you read your reviews?
ReplyDeleteYou have a role in the show.
ReplyDeleteUntil Lockdown when they have a Flaming Cage Barbed Wire Piranha Rottweiler Surrounding match
ReplyDeleteI SAID KINDA!!
ReplyDeleteHEY OH!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gcn.net.br/dir-arquivo-imagem/imagem-noticia/images/Clara-bbb14-pelada.jpg Here is one of them
ReplyDeleteLooks like a potential tranny.
ReplyDeleteThat was one hell of an ambiguous answer... you should work in politics
ReplyDeletehttp://tvfoco.pop.com.br/audiencia/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/11076a8295b66e14de088aa8dcc1143a5fc6bc00.jpg here the whole controversy.
ReplyDeleteYep, that's just enough stips. Although you forgot to put Reverse somewhere in there.
ReplyDeleteI smell minus 5 stars.
ReplyDeleteDon't make me go into business for myself.
ReplyDeleteLady GaGa stunt double.
ReplyDeleteGood luck doing that from on top of the BoDTron. While tied to... something.
ReplyDeleteWhat about a pole too?
ReplyDeleteDown below is her kissing her chick,I heard they had sex.
ReplyDeleteThat's too bad, this is the Steamboat/Flair of our generation.
ReplyDeleteIs the cage on a pole?
ReplyDeleteJudy Bagwell on a pole or GTFO
ReplyDeleteIs he booked in a match? Does he have a run-in? Is it both? Am I leading him on and he will just get a chacne at the pre-show battle royal?
ReplyDeleteTUNE INTO BoD MANIA TO FIND OUT
Both wrestlers start the match strait jacketed to the top of a pole after being shaved bald.
ReplyDeleteWe need video evidence of said incident...preferably set to cheesy '70's porn music.
ReplyDeleteNah, it's now Dixie on a Pole. (Never my pole though.)
ReplyDeleteIf i post I will be banned.
ReplyDeleteYou're the Dennis Stamp of the BoD.
ReplyDeleteYou have Higiene,different from EC3.
ReplyDeleteIn honor of the newest WWE Hall of Famer:
ReplyDeleteOh, TAG.
Spud is really funny as the syncopath.
ReplyDeleteThe Bully and Anderson feud is like that stubborn horror movie villain that you think is killed, but just stubbornly refuses to die.
ReplyDeleteThis is showing -2 downvotes... how the fuck is that possible?
ReplyDeleteOkay Davey... double footstomp to the chest (head) of Robbie, and Brooke's available.
ReplyDeleteActually not.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for MVP to put on sunglasses and a fedora and dance to the Blues Brothers theme.
ReplyDeleteSycophant.
ReplyDeleteWell he is black... he has to dance at some point
ReplyDeleteHence my usage of "potential".
ReplyDeleteWolves as the best tag in no world.MVP never heard of Taichi and Taka.
ReplyDeleteThank you for fixing.
ReplyDeleteNo prob. We'll fix the worst of your errors, easily.
ReplyDeleteSorry,my english is not perfect,specially typing in a computer.
ReplyDeleteParallax is working on it...
ReplyDeleteDid someone say Brooke??
ReplyDeletehttp://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfsizwNpa1r9h24ko1_500.gif
:: Top 5 Fist Bump ::
ReplyDelete*returns in kind*
ReplyDeleteBizzaro world?
ReplyDeleteBecause her having a boyfriend is the only thing keeping any of us from sealing the deal?
ReplyDeleteYou now have -3/-3... someone's playing around.
ReplyDelete"Sorry I killed your boyfriend, Brooke. Wanna talk about it over dinner?"
ReplyDeleteThis is anti-smoking PSA
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebN17xoJbLg
Not all of us are as... opportunistic as you are.
ReplyDelete...and THAT'S your problem.
ReplyDeleteWho's is doing the stalker angle in TNA?
ReplyDelete"This guy gets it" - Some Arrogant Fuck That Used To Post Here
ReplyDeleteGiving them ideas is BAD.
ReplyDeleteI miss Winter as the psycho lesbian stalker.
ReplyDeleteAnd fight with another black person.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YomgQMU-2fE That's the real robocop line.
ReplyDeleteBroMan vs. Team Fresh Outta Fucks
ReplyDelete..and then team with them later.
ReplyDeleteJoe needs to do a "bitch a ain't gonna catch you spot".
ReplyDeleteLesbian angles is something we need more.
ReplyDeleteGive him time, it'll happen...
ReplyDeleteJoe has such presence... like if I saw him in a bar or some shit I would still know he wasn't to be fucked with even though he looks like a big butterball... he just gives off that aura.
ReplyDeleteAt this point it's like the start of a sequel and they're not even trying to explain how he keeps coming back. He's back. Just because.
ReplyDelete