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TNA Impact Thread

Matches for tonight include:

Gunner vs. Magnus for the World Heavyweight Championship
The American Wolves vs. Bad Influence
Madison Rayne vs. Gail Kim in a Street Fight

Comments

  1. Nice little tribute for Mabel there.

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  2. He wrestled under his real name, Nelson Frazier, for TNA back in 2003

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  3. Heart attack,right?

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  4. No Gunner, you're not gonna pull a Chris Sabin tonight. But a nice quick promo build there.

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  5. Gunner needs to discover a razor.

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  6. I honestly did not remember that at all. But then again, I barely followed TNA during the PPV era.

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  7. American wolves vs BI is a match I want to see actually. I'll set the DVR

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  8. Correct. His wife said that he lost 100lbs recently after the doctors said that he needed to lose weight due to extremely high blood pressure. He either lost the weight too fast or the damage had already been done

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  9. Spud stopping the Wolves... yeah, sure. Keep dreaming, Magnus.


    And GO GO POWER RANGERS!

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  10. Fucking okc is getting nailed here. Westbrook gonna be another penny?

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  11. Do you think the average TNA wrestler gets recognized in public? I'm not asking to be funny, I'm genuinely curious.

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  12. Considering that guys like Christian and Angle were asked if they were retired WHILE in TNA... probably not.

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  13. When was Nash last under TNA contract?

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  14. Safe to say...
    Nelson Frazier > Plow boy Frazier

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  15. I now how it is,both my grandfather have blood pressure issues(one of them had to make a surgery),my father and my uncle have it too.I must perform exercise and control my diet or else I'm gonna have the same issues.

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  16. Only if they were in the wwe. Chris Sabin could walk around in public and no one would know him. In fact half this blog probably couldn't pick him out of a line up

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  17. Yes it is.
    Just about anyone is better than him

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  18. I can't see Magnus as world champion,sorry Magnus fans.

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  19. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    Perfect world: TNA Western States Heritage Championship.

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  20. It's kinda sad, isn't it?

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  21. Isn't Westbrook back

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  22. Brass knuckles version.

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  23. Uh-oh, TNA's trying to steal YES! and NO!

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  24. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:08 PM

    No, it just looks that way.

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  25. MVP was during a time I wasn't really watching WWE. But from what I remember, he was low-middle card, maybe would have went higher if he stuck around. Yet now he's the most important person of TNA......if you've been in TNA for all these years, are you google mapping the nearest tall bridge at this point or have you just given up and glad the check still clears?

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  26. Wait they made a thor part 2...that's already on DVD?

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  27. Was good too.

    (unabashed Marvel whore)

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  28. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    Magnus Orton?

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  29. I don't know if they were related or not. Might be cousins

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  30. That Jamie Alexander!

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  31. Magnus, you might be a lot of things... but "legitimate badass" is NOT on that list.


    And that was a shitty promo finish... bee-yotch?

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  32. He's okay as midcard guy,I just can't see him as main event player.

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  33. I mean, that motherfuckers not playing around...4 point play!

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  34. Not that it's really worth saying, but the tiny bit of TNA that I've watched seems like when they do the "slice of life", "I'm fighting for a real reason" and "the struggle of my career" little vignettes they do make it an interesting alternative to the (still) cartoony WWE style. But then again, it's not enough to hold my interest, so I dunno.

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  35. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    It's hard to sneak up on someone when you play their fucking theme music...

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  36. Yup with a minute cap, looks like shit though, Reggie miller is killing him on commentary I feel like

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  37. That should have been a ballshot to EC3.

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  38. Also, Wolves/Spud+EC3 tonight?

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  39. I'm not a huge fan but I like to at least these those movies, there always fun. I completely didn't even catch that it came out at all. Was it a hit?

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  40. I would still fuck Dixie but I feel her experation date is fast approaching.

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  41. 3rd greatest success of Marvel Studios so far.

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  42. She's been expired since AJ Styles won the World Title last year.

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  43. But....but how will I know who it is unless I hear their theme music?

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  44. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    ...YAY!! More talking!

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  45. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    What were the other 2?

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  46. Roode can take 5 minutes for all I care... he's a good promo at least.

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  47. Same kinda thing. Parts of it look really interesting at times. But it's not regular viewing so if I skip a few months, they've rebooted 2-3 times in that time and their overuse of ex-wwe'ers doesn't let them build any momentum nor create any separation from WWE

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  48. Next week's shoot interview poll is up as I honor Black History Month

    http://poll.pollcode.com/9634193

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  49. Iron Man 3 and Avengers.

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  50. But it still continues to roll on, so...

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  51. She has the same arms as my mom...no, just no

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  52. Yep, also this summer season has the new Captain America movie (which from the trailers looks fantastic) and Guardians of the Galaxy (which looks like fun). I seem to enjoy anything Marvel studios comes out with.

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  53. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    I'm torn between Brick House and Koko because they danced.

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  54. As in marvel movie that made the 3rd most money? WOW that's huge

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  55. I thought about Brickhouse... but I want some Great Googly Moogly!


    (I know Ahmed never said that...)

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  56. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:17 PM

    This Puffy/Fiat commercial annoys me.

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  57. Can you hook me up? Number?

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  58. Jack's tales will be about his crime record.

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  59. Is there a Cliff's notes version of what happened to Ahmed, or should I google it? I watched him on those "In Your House" shows (I think that's what they were called), and my roommates and I thought he was awesome. Then, when I started watching again in the early 2000's, he was gone.

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  60. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:17 PM

    He might have. It was hard to understand him.

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  61. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    ..Part of me wants to hear stories about Marlena.

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  62. I wanna see him shoot on Sunny.

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  63. Each time he was ready for the rocket push, got injured. Plus he was sloppy as hell

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  64. Ah, thank you. Wasn't sure if it was something more sinister.

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  65. He gained a lot of weight and that was the end.

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  66. You could pick Ahmed and hear about the Goldust kissing possibly? That's a compromise.

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  67. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    "You LITERALLY threw me to the Wolves..."


    No, not literally,

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  68. New gear for Magnus, if ya know what I mean.

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  69. You got an epic ass picture of Brooke for 12k?

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  70. Okay, who does Joe kill tonight?

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  71. This just in: Russell Westbrook is healthy

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  72. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    From what I heard a lot of wrestlers shot on Sunny.

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  73. I feel like TNA is flushing money down the toilet with not making Magnus Magnum Condoms. Make them medium size and wrestling fans will feel like kings.

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  74. Although if it would have helped Magnus get away, he would have.

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  75. Kayfabe wise and sexual.

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  76. Well she might be your type

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  77. That shot of Joe NEEDS to be memed.


    "Joe is NOT impressed."

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  78. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    Joe takes all 3. He's HARDCORE!!!

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  79. Joe could challenge them.alone.

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  80. Fuck Impact. Big hockey game tomorrow.

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  81. Bitch I ain't gonna catch spot!

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  82. Yeah, Joe needs at least one partner here. I know they're bitches, but two of them ARE the tag champs...

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  83. Wow we got ourselves a ball game

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  84. BroMans is a funny/cute name for a tag team. I love puns.

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  85. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    Her mouth was the sperm bank of wrestling at one point.

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  86. A few days ago I watched Samoa Joe vs Bryan Danielson vs KENTA. Great fucking match!

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  87. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    Where's Teddy Long when you need him? This needs to be a tag match.

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  88. None of them are too much by themselves, but they do make a nice solid tag team.

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  89. Main donator=Shawn Michaels.

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  90. Wow that olive garden commercial is offensive to me

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  91. Watched the GLOW documentary today. Pretty good. Pretty short, but some real interesting people. It's on Netflix, check it out.

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  92. The Heat needs some help in the backcourt badly. Cole, Chalmers, and Douglas are not good.

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  93. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    This is a MAJOR pet peeve of mine: one wrestler should never beat a tag team (unless they are a monster heel or Andre the Giant size)

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  94. Samoa Joe as an ass-kicking monster? Yes please. Was it *really* that hard for TNA to figure out (again) how to use him/build him up?

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  95. Hate it when guys wrestle in t-shirts.

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  96. Do you think in a Vince-less world, wrestling turns over to the body building types anyway? Depressing a company couldn't make money with Joe on top for a decent spell. I think it's part of my favoring of Bray at this point. He's not another waxed, spray tanned clone

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  97. I didn't mind the finish.

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  98. Yeah... SOMEONE should have needed to head out there to help Joe. Not do much... but winning 1-on-3 is Cena-level bad.

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  99. So you hate the Shield,and why you hate this?

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  100. Mr. Shaw... needs help.

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  101. I got a creepy rape vibe from that with the shhh shhh.

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  102. Was expecting Shaw to attack him with an axe or chainsaw.

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  103. That'll be the day he does that to Christy.

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  104. Random though
    Evolution


    Good or not as a stable?

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  105. They are losing in the ECF. I wonder how they rebuild the team for lebron

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  106. If you can separate it from the HHH "Reign of Terror"... it was fine.

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  107. You're late on the gifs.

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  108. Speaking of Thor, I hope Marvel can angle Loki into a movie of his own post Thor 3.

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  109. Is there a reason Shaw was dressed up like Dexter?

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  110. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=711fSCv7GTk



    Only good Mick Foley moment in TNA.

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  111. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    Perfect world: Tessmacher doing backstage interviews while naked.

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  112. Random Thought
    The Corre


    Good or not as a stable?

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  113. All the girls why cry in joy.

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  114. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    Meh. I guess it did help ORton.

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  115. Chuck calling out Durant for being a pussy

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  116. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/60382e9115b52d4c21a61def525be3c5/12223%20-%20Brooke_Tessmacher%20Hardcore_Justice%20autoplay_gif%20gif%20impact%20tna.gif

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  117. I recently got a few Bryan Danielson DVD sets, damn there are some great matches on them. I highly recommend checking them out.

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  118. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    Nope.

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  119. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:31 PM

    They're not the Lakers. the commissioner ain't helping them this year.

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  120. Beer Money's not ready just yet. Not yet.

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  121. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:32 PM

    Beer Money vs. the Wolves intrigues me.

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  122. Yeah, it was a good stable with solid members.

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  123. Wow, there's a lot of talking in TNA, huh?

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  124. Lost points for the spelling

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  125. But looks good in comparison to what we get today

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  126. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELOn2amIn_w

    What I think about Davey today.

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  127. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    Let's mix it up:


    http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Gail-Kim-rear-end.gif

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  128. Nope, crappy NXT spinoff. I can't remember which one was Punk leader of before MitB 11?

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  129. No, I know. Just hate corporate "trademark friendly spelling"

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  130. Wade is deteriorating and Bosh's contract sucks. They also have no assets on the roster. Gonna be tough.

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  131. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    ...aaaaaaaaaaand more talking.

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  132. If Evolution debuted today, they'd be 3v0luchun

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  133. In keeping with my tradition of not watching TNA, I am watching Miracle instead. You look like monkeys humping a football

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  134. Random thought: Dungeon of Doom good or bad as a stable

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  135. Couldn't they throw in some dudes that do crazy high-flying stuff or something to differentiate themselves from WWE?

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  136. LOL!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0V4TZAyd8I

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  137. So bad it just makes it back around to good.

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  138. Defied logic to be fun at least

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  139. Better stable?


    Dangerous Alliance vs. Four Hoursemen

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  140. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    Pretty good.

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  141. I actually liked the characters.

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  142. Four Horsemen by a mile. DA was fine, but they never got the World Title.

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  143. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    Which Horsemen?

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  144. CATFIGHT! Where's Tapa?

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  145. Horsemen overall, but DA is definitely top-5 in my book.

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  146. For fun, let's say ANY 90's version.

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  147. By the way, anybody know if the EC PPV will be available on the Network when it launches?

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  148. ...so this video piece, WWE-style fun with numbers or do they actually draw decently in Europe? I wonder if they'd consider staying over their and making US runs the "limited special attraction"

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  149. If we cannot count the 80's NWA leaders, then the DA just inches ahead.

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  150. Dangerous Alliance.One of the feel Stables that had a perfect blow off.

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  151. Which Horsemen variation? But Horsemen at their peak beat out pretty much ever other stable.

    DA was still really good though.

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  152. Those numbers are fairly legit, from what I saw.

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  153. What if TNA went to TV-MA and had occasional nudity and cursing was a kind of regular thing? It might hurt them with advertising, but I don't think any wrestling show has tried going that route with a million dollar backer.

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  154. Would get a rating pop and then lose it,WWF at least had something solid to make the viewer stay.

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  155. The talent would never move there.

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  156. They might have gotten away with that during the weekly PPV era... but now? Can you say "Conservative Protest and Boycott?" Because it'd happen faster than you could say it.

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  157. No until one month later

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  158. It could backfire pretty badly but at this point they're losing a lot of money anyway. I wouldn't mind seeing some more mature storylines from them but I also don't want to see it go overboard like in the AE.

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  159. Eh, they must have malls to work in to supplement income in Europe

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  160. Yeah, but, who's watching now?

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  161. Horsemen but the alliance was fucking awesome too. Its just mid 80's flair that swings it

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  162. One of the dumbest things I've read. Did Caliber hack your account?

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  163. Ah OK, that's fair I guess.

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  164. All it takes is one or two of the real assholes... the ones that don't understand how to CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL.


    AKA why the FCC was created in the first place.

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  165. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:41 PM

    It would be....90's ECW.

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  166. What if TNA moved to say HBO or Showtime? They could pull it off then. I don't think either of those networks would have any interest though.

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  167. A cookie sheet as a weapon?

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  168. Better stable: Heenan Family or Radicalz?

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  169. Both parts of that are correct, IMO.

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  170. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:42 PM

    Some bodyguard YOU are, Tapa.

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  171. They passed some TV bill thing that allows more swearing now. They've said "dick" a couple times on CBS and the show Ground Floor on TBS says "shit" every episode.

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  172. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:43 PM

    Which Heenan family?

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  173. Heenan Family. I know two of the Radicalz won titles... but as a stable they didn't get too much.

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  174. The one in red has pretty eyes.

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  175. I'm guessing Bobby.

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  176. 'Occasional Nudity and cursing' means no cable TV deal. They'd lose that million dollar backer pretty quickly.

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  177. Why's it dumb? They aren't exactly moving the needle with the same formula they've used the last 11 years.

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  178. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    No. Does it include ANdre? Haku? Rude? Perfect?

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  179. I know, I was being silly.

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