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WWE Smackdown Thread

Matches confirmed for tonight:

Antonio Cesaro vs. Randy Orton
Daniel Bryan & Sheamus & Christian vs. The Shield
Cody Rhodes & Goldust & The Usos vs. New Age Outlaws & Ryback & Curtis Axel

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  1. Good evening BoD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVV7EROLXeI

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  2. So not Smackdown related, but I'm looking over to the right at Top Queries, and two of the three are Jesse Baker? Really?

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  3. I see nothing in that space...

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  4. I've never heard of that band before.

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  5. Hey, have you ever heard of Metallica? I just got into them.

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  6. Never heard of it.

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  7. So who's this Dave Mustaine guy?

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  8. Can they have a decent tag team division that lasts for more than two-and-a-half months?

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  9. Megadeth's lead singer and guitarrist.I never heard their music.Actually yes,since I believe Megadeth is superior to Metallica.

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  10. We got RA breaking up,Shield too,PTP also.

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  11. Guess not. No reason to break up Cody & Goldust either.

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  12. "I never heard their music."

    "since I believe Megadeth is superior to Metallica."

    http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18541g2w06crjgif/original.gif

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  13. So teams looking strong before they fight is something that would make people want to pay to see them lose. Huh.

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  14. What Eddie saw on this woman?

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  15. Im fucked up but Did someone just say mega death > metallica?

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  16. Yes,it was me.Shoot me.

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  17. http://m.troll.me/?guid=2012/02/10/brick-tamland/nigga-you-stupid-lol/

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  18. That's a great conversation to have.

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  19. Take 2 Orion, and call me in the morning.

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  20. Hi,Sepultura fan.

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  21. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101128235440/familyguy/images/a/a0/Stephen_Gyllenhaal.png

    You're both just.... just awful.

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  22. I think Metallica vs. Megadeth is a debate not a given.Rust in Peace is as classic as it gets.

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  23. GAP Band owns them both.

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  24. I'll never forget my last road trip of dear old Brasil.

    http://a.gifb.in/022011/1298914487_car-plows-through-cyclists.gif

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  25. I really don't wanna debate or anything I just like Megadeth more,they have been more consistent than Metallica(I'm fan of them too,even watched their show at RIR.)

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  26. LOL @ Fandango showing his rear

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  27. The first 4 Metallica albums are untouchable, but Megadeth has been a little more consistent post 80's.

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  28. They're seriously just calling him Cesaro. Way to put the black tape over the 'Toni'.

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  29. Spending my Friday night on Valentine's day watching Miz vs. Fandango. Man, I need friends.

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  30. Never go wilding without your bros.

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  31. http://s303.photobucket.com/user/HellBoy666_2008/media/jesus-hates-you.jpg.html

    Not sure if I was included in "you're" but just in case

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  32. Oh god, have I read too many of his booking ideas and now I'm seeing his name everywhere? Have I been Baked,

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  33. I Partially disagree


    Killing is my business>Kill'em all
    Peace sells>Ride the lightning
    Master of puppets>So far,so good...so what
    Rust in peace >Injustice for all


    But that's just me.

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  34. What are you jesse talking about baker? I have no baker clue on what you're jesse on about.

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  35. Good evening.

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  36. Killing is my Business sounded like shit, Kill Em All rules.

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  37. "Killing is my business>Kill'em all"

    That's just fucking retarded. KIMB was recorded inside of a tin can.

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  38. I'm sorry,but is my opinion,this is a personal subject.

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  39. This is like that episode of the Dick Van Dyke Show with the walnuts, isn't it?

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  40. That's fine but you would have trouble finding any metal fan to agree with that.

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  41. Well if there's one thing San Diego is world renowned for its their opera. Can't wait to go see this show. Even better I found out I'm supposed to wear a tie and jacket!!!!!!!!

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  42. It's more like I Love Lucy in the chocolate factory.

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  43. So Swagger is the reason Vickie set up this match and he gets the jobber entrance.

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  44. I read the spoilers, won't see the show until tomorrow am but there's one result I was very upset about

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  45. C'mon,Rattlehead/Killing is my business/Last rites/Mechanix,those are awesome songs.

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  46. I can name all ten of Kill 'Em All's songs, too.

    Okay, except for the Pulling Teeth one.

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  47. I seriously agree with your more likely than not tounge in cheek post

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  48. I seriously like Gap Band.

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  49. Tss tss what do they sell jeans or sumptin

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  50. Good evening good sir

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  51. Henry plancha tease is quality fakery

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  52. No dey got gaps in their teeth, like my muddahs friend lamarr

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  53. Good for you.

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  54. Have you listened to Kill Em' All recently? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAITxlCsj4Y

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  55. Charlie Wilson > dude from metalica

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  56. YOU NEVER INTERRUPT WE THE PEOPLE!

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  57. Nice to see them give their IC champ some mic time

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  58. Kofi's pants are so awful

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  59. They should bring back Morrison and try to do Miz and Morrison again. It's not like Morrison is any longer the "Jannetty" of that team.

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  60. I tone is raw and brutal, they were in the fucking zone. I wonder what it would have sounded like with Mustaine.

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  61. Big E has charisma.

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  62. I'm not a doctor but I'm prescribing my self two fingers of bourbon, 3 weed jolly ranchers, and a percocet before I go out, its almost 6pm I gotta pre game

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  63. Not really,But they opened the show with Hit the lights on Rock in Rio.The picture on my avatar was taken on the of the show.

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  64. Since there is a little metal convo going on down below here is Metallica when Dave was still in the band playing Am I Evil, very metal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZrOhcs9RKY

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  65. In case you forgot, Swagger is a tank.

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  66. I love Dave's work from '85-'94, but he would have made the band too fast for their own good, and I'm not sure the world would have caught on had he been singing.

    BTW, I saw Metallica a year ago. They played half of Kill 'Em All and didn't play anything past the Black Album. Top two shows I've been to.

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  67. Give Kill Em All a listen, I'm sure Rock in Rio was awesome.

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  68. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sulY3bixDxI One of the best albums I heard recently.

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  69. That's the first time I saw someone tapping out of Swagger's ankle lock.

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  70. Yeah that's a classic.

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  71. Swagger - Just like Kurt Angle except WITH an ACL.

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  72. TJ: Internet provider? ATT DSL right now, speed's not really an issue but they've recently started enforcing their 150 gb data cap, with $10 per 50GB "data pack" for the rest of the month after that. Outside of moving to a Google Fiber city, only alternative looks to be Comcast. Is it as bad as I've read? Anyone get pinched for torrenting with them? (Never heard a peep from ATT)

    Right now comcast has no cap in this area but even if they proceed with their cap rollout, it's still 2x ATT's. Basically it'd be cheaper with like 10x the speed and no/or possibly a more manageable cap. But I hate change. Thoughts?

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  73. It's a Excellent album for sure,It made happy when they played Four horsemen(although they never play the big solo part) and Seek and destroy,which is my favorite Metallica song.

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  74. I usd to lik to danc to der music. My muddah would always yell chippah turn that jungle music off and rub my cankles.

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  75. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/gifs/The-Dude.gif

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  76. I think we're due for another porn thread.

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  77. When I saw then In RIR they only played The Memory remains and The day that never comes.The rest was Kill'em all to Black Album.

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  78. Unfortunately I never remember the name of the songs.

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  79. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 6:48 PM

    About time...

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  80. Eh, looking to get talked out of or into switching to Comcast internet.

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  81. Good evening fella.

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  82. been digging some old In Flames lately (Whoracle, Jester Race, Clayman.)

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  83. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 6:49 PM

    TJ: anyone watching the NBA celeb game? Shit looks more fixed than Smackdown.

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  84. The 4-way match was okay.

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  85. At least tell AT&T youre going to switch and see if they toss you a bone

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  86. You're missing a stimulant in your substance cocktail

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  87. Yeah, tried that. Took half off the DSL price which, when factoring in $20-30 a month in overages, still leaves it more than Comcast. Appreciate the feedback though

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  88. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 6:51 PM

    Hey whaddup homie. Just got home from work, about to call up this broad, and when she (likely) doesn't answer I'll probably get into a GTAV session.

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  89. Billy Gunn really had to take a shit during Raw? People still hate Vince Russo?

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  90. I need to play GTAV,Iooks to be a classic of gaming.Trevor Phillips seems to be a great hero for the franchise.

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  91. I tried to get some blow after work for tomorrow but all I could get was some percocet 60's. Best I can do is smoke a cigarette for a nicotine upper

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  92. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 6:53 PM

    On Smackdown, or in the game? Because one celeb and one WNBA player in a 2-on-2 would be pretty fun. Actually, that would be a tag match... Don't mind me, I'm usually shot on Friday because I'm not used to getting up early.

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  93. His podium keeps getting better.

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  94. Is getting taller everytime.

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  95. ...poor Christian

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  96. Smackdown,Rey fucked his knee again.

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  97. To infinity and beyond.

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  98. Ad Break Topic: Who would you have replace Lawler on color?

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  99. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 6:56 PM

    Trevor is the anti-hero. People made a huge deal about the torture mission (which is pretty bad on it's own), but I find Trevor's manipulation of his underlings a lot more disturbing. Especially how he treats that Juggalo kid.

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  100. I hear there are some bad bitches in Brazil.

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  101. Gotcha. Miss the days that I could eat perks, get drug tested every 2 weeks

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  102. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 6:57 PM

    I head about that. Greg Oden is thinking "Dude, your knee is fucked, give it up".

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  103. Only if you look for it.

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  104. Some AIDS-y bitches.

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  105. With the Real Americans breaking up, Dutch. Regal would be good. I'm more excited for Cole going away. Come on down, Renee!

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  106. I'm a huge Heyman on commentary fan.

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  107. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 6:58 PM

    Steve Corino.

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  108. The Old Age Outlaws are fat, and old.

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  109. How many games has dude gotten in?

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  110. Real conversation I just had

    Gf: I'll be there in 15, you ready
    Me: Yup, I decided to just eat some jolly ranchers so I probably won't smoke until we get home [could affect the integrity of my edible high]
    Gf: Oh cool, well pack me a bong
    Me:word
    Gf:Did you stop by *name redacted* after work?
    Me:yeah but he was out. Grabbed some pills while I was over. Some 60's because I was already there anyways
    Gf:Oh...well crush one up for me too

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  111. I said in a Sarcasm way,I finished GTA IV in "arcade"(you pay for a couple of hours to play on a Xbox)I gotta say,GTA IV story is really sad,Nico is the only protagonist that doesn't act like a psycho and actually has a tragic background.Probably my favorite character in gaming history.

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  112. Vince just to get him out of the headsets

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  113. I rally wanna play with Michael,his story bits seem funny.

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  114. That's Africa.

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  115. They got big fuckin pekahs too

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  116. I net the dunk amd 3 point contest. It's gonna be tricky trying to watch it while out for V day dinner.

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  117. That's ridiculous, every 2 weeks without cause.

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  118. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 7:02 PM

    A winner is you.

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  119. I believe he's played 83 games in his whole career

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  120. He might as well do the commentary, he's doing it anyway.

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  121. Billy is actually kind of ripper and Road Dogg looks no worse than he did before.

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  122. Yea. Part of the aamc policy for the state of fl. Can get away with stimulants since it's a piss test. It's just annoyning

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  123. Billy's the same age as my mom.

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  124. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 7:04 PM

    I don't know if he's played for the Heat this year, or if he's even still there, but I believe he's played one full season's worth of games (82) in 5 years. And he's been sitting out since 2011, I think.

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  125. Oh you gotta get that shit out of the way tonight. I'm biting the bullet tonight. No way I'd miss all star Saturday night

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  126. Road Dogg. Two birds with one stone, Lawler off the air, and Outlaws hopefully not wrestling.

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  127. Just found out it wasn't tonight. That fucking means I must be attentive. Lose lose

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  128. Sorry, *Kip's* the same age as my mom.

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  129. I know he got in 1 game this season, and even got a dunk in. I was just wondering if he was getting some minutes but apparently not.

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  130. God said it doesn't matter what his name is.

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  131. I wonder how he would feel about the maneuvers used in today's wrestling.

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  132. Maybe Kip is your dad.

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  133. When you have names like "Kip" and "Mister Ass", it matters.

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  134. I'm thinking about tossing a Benji on big steph in the 3 pt shoot out

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  135. No one will top Lebrons dunks that surfaced online this week.

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  136. Pizza makers craft joints on their breaks, Dominos.

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  137. Impossible. I literally have *no* ass.

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  138. He would find them devastating.

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  139. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    The character is great, but the game itself is severely disappointing. The whole point of GTA is that it's sort of a satire, yes, it's violent and generally offensive, but there's enough comedy to balance it out. GTA4 had no real comedy, and add that to the dark dingy atmosphere of LC and it was just kind of depressing.

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  140. So you puke you shit just like in South Park?

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  141. I agree with the comedy,LC was small and it lacked some customization in some areas.

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  142. I would prefer the Bronze Age Outlaws not be in the ring.

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  143. Why not if that's your guy? Those guys are all so close. I bet Beal just bc he was like 5-1.

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  144. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    Micheal is great, but Trevor... I think I'm on my 5th trip through GTA5, and I usually skip a lot of the Trevor stuff, just because I feel REALLY uncomfortable watching it. I can't think of any other video game where I reacted that way.

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  145. I feel like there's some type of interrogative pronoun he would use while describing it, but I'm not sure "what" one

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  146. Fucking awesome. Valentine's day!!! So your guys are each doing 30 mgs of perks?

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  147. ...it's a shame Dustin came back as Golddust this round. The way he's working, could have gotten a singles run as a grizzled veteran Dustin

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  148. You seem to be the only one,My friend playes and said the Trevor bit's were the highlight(although the bastard murdered Johnny Klebitz).

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  149. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    It also has a total lack of really anything to do once you beat the main story. GTAV suffers from the same problem, though not nearly to the same extent. I have 120+ hours into San Andreas, and my CJ is at about 98.5%, but I can pop that in and easily do 4 hours and feel like I've been playing it for a half hour.

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  150. I just blew a whole 60. I don't know if she'll snort this whole thing now or do half later, but yeah we both like to do drugs.

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  151. A kid watching wrestling would think the Undertaker and Shawn Michaels are the two most important wrestlers in history.

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  152. What a weird anti-smoking commerical

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  153. San Andreas also Had Sam Jackson as Officer Tempenny,somehow SA is still considered the pinnacle of GTA,except the aiming system,which is horrible.

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  154. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBOLf2UyzU8 Another classic.

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  155. Wow. 60 used to put me in a perk coma for like 2 hours. Definitely couldn't ever do 60 and go out and booze...I'd be a zombie

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  156. Russian(whatever) Dude would have a better chance of getting over if he didn't look like his head was shrunk in Beetleguise

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  157. I could take Rusev more seriously if he cut that greasy mullet.

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  158. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    I think I am the only one, but something about Trevor bothers me. I'm a strange guy though (obviously), I guess, but I can waterboard a guy without even thinking about it, but Trevor talking about the Juggalo guy and how he killed all his buddies and got him hooked on ice to make him his slave... well, that was a bit over the top for me.

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  159. Batista's older than Road Dogg

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  160. Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. COME ON!

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  161. Alright, the girl is here. Just to reiterate: Punks a child, stings overrated, and Cena vs Taker or gtfo.

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  162. "the girl is here"

    I LOL'd.

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  163. Yeah well I've gotta sit at an opera (and I dont live in Italy) from 7 to 9 so a zombie state seems like a good idea. Also I'm a veteran at fucking with all this shit, she just walked in the door but my guess is she does half now, half when we get back

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  164. Dan Houser(Screewriter of the game) said he is Basically the Big joke of the game,as he is the only one that never hides what he is different from the other characters and is the biggest Present for the destruction-driven players.Basically,wanna kill people,use Trevor Phillips.

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  165. My girl is here too..aka I'm stretching out my wrist.

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  166. very homoerotic

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  167. Also I'm taking a cab.

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  168. He's good on the mic, makes sense this is probably the 3rd time in the past couple years he's had that chance

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  169. Did they show sandow yet? Can I talk about that real quick

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  170. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryFebruary 14, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    Ever play GTA3 or Vice City? At least San Andreas had an aiming system, the other 2 wouldn't let you shoot unless you were targeted on someone. The aiming in SA sucked, but it was a HUGE improvement over the games that proceeded it.


    And yeah, the cut scenes and celeb appearances made SA great. You can have fun just watching someone else play it.

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  171. Eddie actually did an awesome track on LL Cool Js last album.

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  172. I'm totally with you. The torture thing didn't bother me, because the whole point of the sandbox is being a horrible person (I once spent an hour just shooting a specific type of NPC...like everyone wearing blue or something) so who cares if you have to torture someone as part of a mission. But the Juggalo guy came off as really naive and innocent, and that guy who's apartment you take over, and those were the two guys I wanted to see go after Trevor...not Michael or Franklin.

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  173. Not going to let it play out?....but yeah, he "just lost"

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  174. If you have an analog television, get a job already.

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  175. Played Vice city,which is even Worse.Don't forget the radio stations.

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  176. Vice City ruled

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  177. SANDOW JOBBED TO THE GAY PTP GUY...THE PTFUCKINGP GUY!!!!!!!!! WHY WHY WHY

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  178. Alright I'm out of here. I get to go see the opera...7,000 miles from where its supposed to be...for $132 (two tix) yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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  179. Except the Aiming System,but hey,Ray Liotta did a terrific job as Tommy Vercetti.

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  180. Did sandow pin him last week?

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  181. http://www.slapcaption.com/fap-level-expert/

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  182. It's stupid, what'd somebody say recently, they have like 85 guys on contract right now? And there wasn't ONE other person that could lay down? If they don't want to burn NXT guys, they should develop a Machines type gimmick for jobbers, have like 6 guys rotating with an Ed Wood-type farce back story.

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  183. Gonna see the bear in the little car, huh?

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  184. Vice City and SA have maybe the best two collections of in game music ever. Getting in the car at the beginning of Vice, Billy Jean comes on, and you're just there. Same with SA and the way Radio Los Santos totally sets the tone for the first string of missions.

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  185. You'd think Miz would have learned how to spray tan by now

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