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WWF Saturday Night's Main Event November 2nd, 1985

November 2, 1985

Your hosts are Jesse Ventura and Vince McMahon

Tonight, we will have contests between teams captained by Bobby Heenan and Capt. Lou Albano. Plus, JYD vs. Terry Funk and Hulk Hogan & Andre the Giant vs. King Kong Bundy & Big John Studd.



Terry Funk w/ Jimmy Hart vs. Junkyard Dog

JYD pulls Funk into the ring then bounces him up and down on the ropes. Funk retreats to the aisle with Hart before re-entering the ring. Funk hits a slam but misses an elbow drop. JYD slams him then tosses him over the top rope. Funk takes his time then goes back into the ring where JYD hits another slam and follows that up with headbutts. A JYD chant breaks out as Funk regroups outside. JYD goes after Hart and grabs him outside. Funk chases after him but gets backdropped onto the floor. Back in the ring, Funk punches away and eventually knocks him down, getting two. He catches JYD in a sleeper as Hart jumps up on the apron. JYD breaks free and drags Hart into the ring but Funk grabs the microphone and hits JYD behind the ref’s back and gets the win (5:16) *1/2. Funk grabs his branding iron but JYD stops him and takes it. He then grabs Hart and punches him down then yanks off his pants then eventually brands Hart on the ass.

Thoughts: Good match. Funk took all sorts of crazy bumps and the fans loved every second of the match, especially when JYD got his revenge at the end. This was one of the main feuds in the company at the time.


It’s now time for the pie eating contest. Heenan’s team features Randy Savage and Elizabeth, who is looking mighty fine in her Jane costume, Nikolai Volkoff & Iron Sheik, and King Kong Bundy. Albano has Hulk Hogan, Tito Santana, and the Hillbillies. The pie eating contest features Albano vs. Bundy with whoever eats the most pies in 90 seconds winning. Albano wins but Bundy is pissed and slams a pie in Albano’s face.


Piper’s Pit with guests Uncle Elmer, Cousin Junior, and Hillbilly Jim, who are angry over Piper’s behavior at Elmer’s wedding from last month’s show. Piper starts by ragging on the Hillbillies and is pretty funny. He asks Elmer if he has thought about family planning at all but he just says that it is none of his business then tells him to shut his mouth. Jim gets up and is angry about what Piper said to Elmer. Piper said that he didn’t say it but Jesse Ventura did and that prompts Jim to tell Jesse to say it to his face. Jesse comes down from the announcers table and jaws at the Hillbillies and this leads to Oron crouching down behind Junior and Piper shoving him down. The heels bail as Elmer and Jim stomp on Jesse’s hat in the ring.


Now, it’s time for the “Pumpkin Dunk,” between Cousin Junior and Bobby Heenan. The camera is showing the back of Liz and it is wonderful. What a body on her. Anyway, Heenan wins as the heels celebrate. A Harmless segment.


Big John Studd & King Kong Bundy w/ Bobby Heenan vs. Hulk Hogan & Andre the Giant w/ Capt. Lou Albano

The crowd is jacked for this match. Bundy and Hogan collide to start. Hogan takes Bundy down with a jumping knee smash then tries to slam Bundy, who grabs the ropes. Hogan hits a corner clothesline on Bundy then tags Andre, who chokes out Bundy with his straps. Hogan tags right back in and hits a double axe handle but Studd grabs him and Hogan gets double-teamed in the corner. Studd works on Hogan as Jesse challenges the Hillbillies to a match at the next SNME. The match breaks down as Andre accidentally takes out the referee. The heels bail as we wait for a replacement referee. Back from break, Andre grabs Studd in a bearhug.  Hogan tags and clotheslines Studd then tags Andre back in and he takes down Studd with a big boot. Bundy attacks Andre from behind and he gets caught in the ropes. Bundy then attacks Hogan as the heels beat on Andre who is still in the ropes as the ref signals for the DQ (8:00) **. Okerlund comes into the ring after the match as Andre wants them to come back in the ring.

Thoughts: Fun match. The crowd was red-hot for the entire match, which was worked at a nice pace. It also continues the feud.


We now get to see the “Land of 1,000 Dances” music video featuring all of the WWF Superstars. This video was shown in a loop on MTV too. It was all harmless fun.


WWF Intercontinental Title Match
Randy “Macho Man” Savage w/ Elizabeth vs. Tito Santana (Champion)

Funny moment before the match when Okerlund was checking out Elizabeth as she was walking to the ring after their interview, Vince started to yell at him. Jesse refers to Santana as “Chico” here as Savage stalls, pissing off the crowd in the process. They fight against the ropes until Savage knocks Tito down with a right hand. Savage drops a knee but Tito comes back with a hip toss. Tito then misses an elbow drop and Savage hits a double axe handle for two. He has Tito in a chinlock then picks him up for a slam. Savage comes off the top but Tito catches him with a shot to the stomach. Tito hits a knee lift then fires away. Savage slides out of the ring and Tito follows him and they start to brawl outside until the match is ruled a double count out (4:08) **.

Thoughts: Fun match, with Savage working at a lightning-quick pace. This also started the feud between both guys.


Next, is a ridiculous segment with Mr. Fuji and Steamboat preparing for their “Kung Fu Challenge” match by making ridiculous noises.


They show Piper at home with Vince McMahon. Piper is wrapping up bricks and bowling balls to pass off as candy then invites some trick-or-treaters to his house. He makes fun of a kid wearing a Hulk Hogan costume then when they leave, we learn that they gave Roddy chocolate-covered hot peppers as Roddy eats them and starts to gag, with Vince laughing hysterically.


Kung Fu Challenge Match
Mr. Fuji w/ Don Muraco vs. Ricky Steamboat

Steamboat blocks some chops and kicks before taking him down with an enziguiri. Fuji comes back with a kick to the thigh then chops him down. Steamboat fights back with chops and kicks until Fuji takes him down with a throat thrust. Steamboat blocks a suplex and hits one of his own as both men are down. Steamboat then heads up top and connects with a missile dropkick for the win (3:16) ¾*. After the match, Muraco comes in and destroys Steamboat as Fuji eventually joins in on the assault.

Thoughts: Basic match that served the purpose of continuing the Muraco/Steamboat feud. Not much to report other than that.


And now, it is time for the Pumpkin Pass, with the series tied at one a piece. The faces start out and have 5 successful passes. The heels go next but can only get four as Elizabeth dropped the pumpkin. Luckily, the camera focused on her ass during her turn. After they lose, Savage berates Elizabeth for losing the series.


The show closes with Jesse stating that at the next SNME, he and Piper will face off against the Hillibillies.


Final Thoughts: I though that this was a pretty good show that was heavy on star power. The Halloween theme was funny at times and slightly corny at it’s worst .They had only four matches but three of them were high profile and they all served a purpose as there were no throwaway matches on this show. Piper was a riot throughout the whole show too. A fun show and one of the more enjoyable episodes of SNME.

Comments

  1. Young Steph was in the home piper segment

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  2. I never knew that. Thank you for the info

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  3. It's stuff like this where mixing wrestling and goofy entertainment works. Probably my favorite episode of SNME, with the exception possibly being tthe July '90 episode featuring three pretty good, free TV Championship matches.

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  4. WOW that is some piped-in crowd noise.

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  5. I'm not entirely sold.. I'll have to spend the weekend researching this.

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  6. Iron Sheik dressed as Batman is just.... glorious.

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  7. King Kong Bundy lost a pie-eating contest! We should have known that wrestling was fixed right then and there.

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  8. That's a good point. Maybe the problem with the current product is writers/bookers being "tone deaf" to what is going to work with the live crowds in initial planning. The most well executed plan is going to suck if the plan sucks.

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  9. They have like 2 dozen writers and assistants now so I hate that goddamn burn out excuse. 98 and 99 was just Russo and ferrera and they filled about four hours a week themselves until smackdown....problem is too many fucking cooks now.

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  10. Well, one of them was a robot-sounding guy referred to specifically as a big red machine but yeah, I agree.

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  11. But, now, aren't the writers scripting the promos more. It seems like the writing staff has to do more now than they had to do then.

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  12. Well at that point he was a loner who found a friend who liked him (who then betrayed him, thus spurning HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE for human reasons.)

    Pretty much the Bionic Man/Bigfoot friendship.

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  13. Hillbilly Jim was definitely the standout of the Hillbilly clan; he had the best look and could work circles around the other two. In retrospect, they should have broken him away and given him the Jesus push, though I know he personally turned down an opportunity to win the world title because he was worried about what would happen to the careers of Elmer and Junior if he were to become a solo act. Nevertheless, Jim career remains one of the greatest 'missed opportunities' in WWE/F history, but I think he was just too far ahead of his time. Could you imagine '85 Hillbilly Jim vs '05 Kurt Angle?

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  14. Did Miz win the battle of Cleveland vs ziggler?

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  15. How about Vince and Shane at WM17. 2 non-wrestlers putting on a classically awesome overbooked brawl

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  16. That's the only damn thing I can focus on when I watch that match now

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  17. Best hardcore title match? I'd say so. Great great stuff there

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  18. Hell yea, best spot in the match. It was literally the most perfectly timed and performed spinebuster

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  19. Angle... HARD whip into the corner-- Hillbilly Jim with a MULE KICK AND-- ANKLE LOCK! THERE'S THE ANKLE LOCK!

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  20. Better than Booker T's remix?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVIgWR5-vhQ

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  21. Yes, obviously the only two speeds for a match are 800MPH no selling or laying on the ground for 10 minutes while Shawn Michaels cries in a corner.

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  22. The X-Pac/Kane thing ended up tying together fairly nicely, but for every example like that, there are ten more that never went anywhere or ended up forgotten. The Attitude Era was almost as much of a spastic mess as the current product, it was just in a hot streak and had molten-hot top guys carrying things. I think we remember it FAR more fondly than it really existed, largely because of the boring product being presented now. There's a reason Russo is remembered the way he is. If you read various rants from that period (Scott's included), you will note many of the same criticisms as you read today. It's not that different. The top feuds of 1997 and the Late '99 thru early '01 runs give the Attitude Era a much greater image.

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  23. Thank you. I totally agree. Honestly, I think a lot of it is because there are distinct periods of "good/bad" that fall under the Attitude Era. 1997 is generally remembered fondly thanks to the top angles, in spite of a relatively weak roster on the undercard. 1998 and 1999 were hot business-wise thanks to Austin/McMahon and the rise of the Rock, but people tend to forget that there was a LOT of ridiculous shit on the undercard that never went anywhere. 1999 was about the most disjointed mess ever, in terms of title changes and start/stop angles. The Russo stuff is remembered a certain way for a reason. 2000 and early 2001 redeemed things tremendously, but there was still a fair share of stuff getting people disgruntled. Honestly, if people go back and re-read some writing from that period (Scott's is as good an example as any), you will find so many of the same criticisms as we see today.

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  24. Yes. A lot of revisionist history and selective memory. In addition to many fans who probably know the "Attitude Era" from YouTube or WWE documentaries, as opposed to watching weekly Raws back then

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  25. Absolutely. There was a lot of "throw a bunch of shit against the wall and see what sticks" back then. 1999 is the best example I can think of

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  26. Interesting you say that. I recall hating the Ministry stuff at the time, but have not watched it since. I kind of shudder to think how it plays now

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  27. Effin A. I would say that most of the '98 and '99 undercard was crap. Austin, DX, Rock, and Foley carried things and that is a lot of why the hot period is remembered so fondly I think. I vividly remember thinking back then that most of Raw was ridiculous throw-away junk and that without the Austins/Rocks/Vince/Micks of the world the product would be in the shitter. Revisionist history indeed. 2000 was the absolute peak for me, and for WWE in my opinion, but the bulk of the Attitude Era contained at least as much garbage as today's product.

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  28. The company that put up with Shawn Michaels and promotes him as the GOAT isn't willing to push Ziggler because of a perceived attitude issue? Got it.

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  29. Except you're completely misunderstanding that the business reality is now that the TV revenue is more important

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  30. It's a sad state of affairs when people find one of the merits of the car crash Attitude Era to be its long-term booking.

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  31. They're also wrestling smart enough, that I wouldn't be surprised if they watched Blonds or Brainbusters tapes for ideas.

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  32. Nothing important. It was slightly "shooty" by design, but came off as a whiny, fake warriors spirit, typical modern day promo that just isn't believable

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  33. Your_Favourite_LoserFebruary 15, 2014 at 2:32 AM

    the styx song would be perfect. not only does it say "angry young man," but it also says, "you're fooling yourself"

    as in, "you're fooling yourself if you think you're gonna get a real push"

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