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Howdy BoD'ers!

Speaking of Phil Hickerson, look at him schooling these two kids Jim and Steve. What the hell would they ever amount to anyway?



Not much to talk about this week. Waiting for the next big thing to pop up on the Network whether it be Shotgun Saturday Night, old AWA shows, Wrestling Challenges from the 80s or NWA Worldwide. I need something though. I might review Wrestlemania 28 this week if I can find the four-hour block to watch it.

Wrestlemania buildup just continues to be rough. And the idea of Billy Gunn and The Roadie trying to leech off of a hot act like the Shield is HIGHLY annoying unless they just don't get any offense EVER. Like every match should be Gunn and Dogg taking ridiculous ass kickings and Reigns putting his foot on both of their chests for victories. Obviously the RIGHT choice was Harper and Rowan but hell I would've taken Ryback and Axel because at least they could benefit from a program with the Shield and gain a little traction.

This might be HHH's true issue. He needs new, younger friends. All of his buds are in their 40s or 50s. Sheamus is like his only friend under 40.

Oh well the rain cancel my son's baseball game tonight so I'll try to labor through as much of this marathon RAW as I can. Watching those 1993 RAWs and even back when I did NWA Worldwide made me appreciate the joys of an hour-long show.

So enjoy this and come out swinging but by all means try to keep it clean!

Comments

  1. Let's cancel Lesnar vs Taker at Mania, the Warrior needs revenge for this near death experience!

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  2. Remember to vote for the Ottie Awards Here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xc7WY3z-Pl1tW5ElEhRFf1cn6SkOlghrrpYfogBi_1A/viewform

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  3. Ok I can't wait to see the top ten blunders starring Sid!

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  4. I saw that Bunnyhop review MGS 2,you can really see how crazy is that game.

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  5. Coming to you live from section 204, Superstars is underway, Summer Rae vs. Emma. Big pops for Emma.

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  6. Yay Emma finally gets to wrestle again!

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  7. I miss Booker T announcing. His incoherent ramblings that usually led to him completely forgetting the point he was trying to make was comic gold.

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  8. Superstars tapes before Raw

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  9. :: Announces his part timer guest appearance for the evening ::

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  10. Normally they don't air it until Superstars though.

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  11. I'd rather listen to his ramblings than any of the other announcers

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  12. They've been showing little bits of the superstars matches on the pre show every week

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  13. Never noticed. I just see the matches happening in the background usually during the pre-show.

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  14. CM Punk chants, too. Get over it, people.

    And they say the internet is a small percentage of the audience.

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  15. At least the crowd isn't doing "What?" anymore.

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  16. This match is a Bob Dylan album... Blonde on Blonde

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  17. I still admire the messages he brings but that game is still a clusterfuck in some aspects.

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  18. Is that Foley or Zeb Colter?

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  19. :: Salute:: just two more days.

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  20. I remember when Austin beat Booker T up in a supermarket. Good times.

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  21. So they announce that Bryan wrestled at a house show last night, but is not medically clear to appear on Raw?

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  22. So, Bryan shows up at 10?

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  23. Weird to think there was a time that Booker was viewed on the same level as Rock/Austin/HHH...

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  24. Dude... THEY SAID HE ISN'T THERE

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  25. Hello. Two more days until what?

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  26. And then on the next Raw he chased him around in a church. Hilarious stuff.

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  27. Yea our is but at the end of WCW he was pretty much the top guy in the company.

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  28. They're in Brooklyn? The crowd is gonna go nuclear on a Stephanie promo.

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  29. College,sorry to say that AGAIN.

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  30. It's a swerve. Or the WWE trying for a lame attempt at a swerve so we are all SHOCKED when Bryan shows up.

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  31. Do we get a JTG sighting?

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  32. Oh yeah. You still gotta pop in every now and then. Did you see Nakamura's broken nose?

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  33. Helllllllllllo ladies....

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  34. They wouldn't announce someone as not being there if they actually WERE there!

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  35. Cheesy 70 music.

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  36. He's handing out towels in the men's room. And he could use your help - every bit helps.

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  37. Nope but I heard he won the cup and Mr.Corner dropkick of death lost to Benjamin.

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  38. Alex Reilly breaking out the percentages - where's Scotty Steiner?

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  39. I think the pacing towards this year's Mania has been good.

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  40. How has the buildup to RAW been "rough?"

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  41. Killing Wolf woman of SS.

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  42. Yeah, but if you combine Randy Orton's chance with Batista's chance, Triple H or Daniel Bryan's chance drastic go down!

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  43. Shoot comments . . .

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  44. The wwe doesn't lie to its fans? Phew, that's a relief to know.

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  45. Yeah. Nakamura's nose was literally separated at the top. Nasty.

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  46. Eh, I think Rock & Austin constantly getting the better of him showed his level was below them... and if he didn't get it then... Triple H made sure of it.

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  47. If it was Cena, he would appear at the top of the hour without selling any effects from the beating

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  48. Who did he fought at the end?

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  49. Brock lesnar is a lazy fuck

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  50. Truth/Woods vs 3MB now. Good reaction for Truth. It's gonna be a good crowd tonight.

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  51. If Batista and Orton don't win the match, then either Bryan or Triple H will!

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  52. Seriously, I cannot get enough of this Ronnie Rising melody by Metallica.

    http://loudwire.com/metallica-ronnie-james-dio-medley-ronnie-rising/



    Metalgasm.

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  53. Punk is a petulant child.

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  54. That's what Sable said.

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  55. OfficerFarva is a fake doctor and an addict that will be... SAVED at BoD 'Mania

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  56. Austin beating the shit out of Booker with a frozen pizza while singing 'That's Amore' may be the funniest thing ever made.

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  57. I think you mean Ruff. Ruh-Roh.

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  58. WWE Network needs a version of Whose Line Is It Anyway starring Heyman Foley and Austin

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  59. Paul, you are actually complaining Renne is talking to you?

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  60. I told you. You won't see the meekin run in coming, hell stink face you and I'll pour Stoli down your throat as I recite the hippocatic oath

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  61. Damn, I really like that idea. Could be fun.

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  62. We need a coked up Pacino to host a Raw someday.

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  63. Bad Luck Fale. LOL

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  64. Oh lawd: http://i.minus.com/iITwsQDHHVZGM.gif

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  65. "say hello to my little friend"


    *Hornswoggle pops out to a chorus of boo's*

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  66. What kind of phone do you have that you can do this comfortably from? MY HTC would be crippled by disqus.

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  67. What? Fale? He's OK as the enforcer of the bullet club but you could've picked,Shibata,Goto,SUZUKI.

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  68. Yeah it was a shocker for sure. He did okay for himself though.

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  69. Glad they played down his role in the cartoon compared to reality

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  70. Foley is doing a great job putting over stories and wrestlers - he seems more laid back than I've seen him in awhile too

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  71. Paired with a coked up Flair. Wooo, HooHa, Wooo, HooHa

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  72. He could compliment the Ass of a diva.

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  73. This is only true if he's cracking poopie jokes.

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  74. He fought The Rock the last two years, this year he fights "The Boulder".

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  75. I'm going to say something really controversial tonight. Scott Thompson was the best part of Kids in the Hall. That's right. I said it.

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  76. He's relieved they finally put Bryan in the main event

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  77. iPhone 5, but my battery is running low, so I'm pretty much done for the night.

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  78. You seem to be flaming, early

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  79. I had my afternoon nap.

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  80. Then he'll job to Toph.

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  81. I'm not impressed.

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  82. Cena vs He-Man, book it!

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  83. Foley was the most versatile and McKinney was funnier, IMO. McCullough was my least favorite

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  84. I'm not above killing a dr. Just so you know. One less slave to the pharmaceutical industry.


    Oh, and fuck you.


    :-)

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  85. Alex Riley looks like Brad Maddox now.

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  86. I will always love the hypocrisy of them taking JR off television because of his look, yet they kept Jerry Lawler with his cratered up forehead and dressing like a fifteen year old guido self on television.

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  87. Showing some ruthless aggression before BoD Mania I see

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  88. Dumb work out question: When I'm supposed to be up in like a 'plank / push up' position I feel a ton of tension on my calves. I'm assuming this is because the place where my muscles used to be has been replaced by gak.

    My question: will stretching my calves past like the tension point loosen it, or cause it to tear / pull etc?

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  89. Vince just hates JR deep down. I swear one day Ross is going to go nuts and sign with TNA or Jarrett's promotion and shit all over Vince on-air.

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  90. "Slave to the pharmaceutical industry." Nice

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  91. Only one way to find out...

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  92. I'm ok with that. Loved Foley for Newsradio, but within the Kids? Sure

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  93. All the current employees on commentary/pre-shows/whatever, communicate like they got their sphincters clenched tight. Nervous, trying too hard, self-conscious.

    That's the company in a nutshell for me a lot of the time.

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  94. Buy a foam roller. Love the thing.

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  95. Hulk Hogan, Booker T's comin' for you nigga!

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  96. Sometimes you just gotta smack a bitch. Besides, I'm sure Farva can handle it.

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  97. Is that like a flesh light for chicks? *googles it* Ohh

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  98. I suspect it will be my highlight of the evening.

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  99. Probably big enough for some of the Divas on the roster.

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  100. I only care about Bryan winning. It's DBry winning at end or bust for me.

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  101. Kevin Kelly said that deep down, Vince is probably envious that JR was a better voice of the company than he was.

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  102. When the head of the company is in your ear telling you what to say and screaming expletives at you it's tough to be relaxed

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  103. Fair argument. I liked McCullough's kid character, though.

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  104. Is not gonna be a challenge to Booker,every time Hogan takes a step he's afraind of tearing a quad.

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  105. "Say the god damned line!"

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  106. I remember reading that Richards felt like when he was at NXT that everyone was on egg shells.

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  107. I'd have to guess the production crew is right pissed. You've increased their live TV Work load by two hours during a time when they're doing a TON of prep and checking for the actual live show. I can't imagine it's a fun thing to do for anyone involved.

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  108. You've become an officerfarva favorite. Your life is now complete I'm sure

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  109. Never fails to crack me up that David Otunga is in the signature with all those legends.

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  110. Within kayfabe talk, there has to be a "no authority dq" stipulation

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  111. I love the SkyTV warning. Or, would, if I weren't watching through means.

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  112. foam rollers are fucking awesome. This as well.

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  113. She wore a ponytail last week?

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