Smackdown
Date: April 18, 2014
Location: Bridgestone
Arena, Nashville, Tennessee
Commentators: Michael
Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
It's the first show
after a pretty uninteresting Monday Night Raw. The main story coming
out of it is the reformation of Evolution, who will be feuding with
Shield over the coming months. Other than that there really wasn't
all that much as Daniel Bryan was on his honeymoon, leaving us with
no match for him at Extreme Rules yet. Kane would be the likely
candidate though. Let's get to it.
Here's HHH to get
things going. He says part of his job is to find new talent that can
truly succeed in the WWE. At the top of that list, there is no one
higher than the Shield. Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns are three of the
most talented guys he's seen come along in years so he gave them
power.
Maybe it was too much
though because they tried to see how far that power can take you on
your own. When you set out on the journey to find that line in the
sand, make sure you don't cross it. The Shield found that line and
on Monday they crossed it. We get a clip from the end of Raw with
Evolution taking out the Shield to end the show in a huge beatdown.
HHH told Cole on
Wednesday that he was willing to allow Shield to give an apology and
put everything behind them. All he got was silence though, save for
a response from Roman Reigns. Roman said that soldiers win wars
instead of soldiers. That's a great line for a movie, but it's not
reality. In reality, soldiers are the currency on which empires are
bought and sold. The Shield has lost their value and while it hurts
HHH to destroy what he created, he'll do just that at Extreme Rules.
In life you adapt or perish, and that's Evolution.
Alberto Del Rio vs.
Big E.
Non-title of course
since he never defends the thing. We get an inset interview with Big
E. saying he'd love to face anyone. He's also been in a pop, lock
and drop it competition in Tampa. Big E. runs Del Rio over and gets
a quick one to start but Alberto fights out of the triple
backbreaker. A running enziguri in the corner is good for two on the
champion before he charges into Del Rio's boots in the corner.
Del Rio stomps away but
misses a charge into the corner to give Big E. a breather. The
announcers talk about past IC Champions as Big E. runs Del Rio over a
few more times. Big E. hits a belly to belly into the Warrior
Splash, only to have Alberto get his knees up. Back from a break
with both guys getting back in the ring but Big E. charging into the
post.
A DDT gets two on Big
E. but he catches Del Rio diving off the top in a backbreaker. Now
the Warrior Splash connects and there go the straps. The Big Ending
is countered into a Backstabber for a close two but Big E. blocks the
armbreaker and makes the rope. Del Rio won't break it though and
that's a DQ at 10:00.
Rating: C-.
Not a bad match here but why is Big E. not allowed to beat Del Rio?
They've been going at it for months now with Big E. never getting a
clean fall, but for some reason Del Rio's only interest in the title
has been being placed in a tournament. Unless this leads to a big
win for Big E. at a PPV, I don't quite get this one.
Post
match Del Rio loads up the superkick but walks into the Big Ending.
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We look at clips of the Streak ending.
Bo Dallas is coming.
Here's Heyman in the ring with something to say. He
introduces himself as Brock Lesnar's advocate and reminds all of us
that Brock is the 1 in 21-1. If you want to boo something, boo this:
Brock Lesnar conquered the streak. Heyman shouts it over and over
and over before saying the fans here in Tennessee just don't get it.
We look at Hornswoggle joining 3MB and squaring off with
El Torito on Main Event, setting up their match tonight. Seriously.
Paige vs. Aksana
Non-title again. Before the match, Tamina says she's
taking the title at Extreme Rules. Before the match Aksana insults
Paige and says everyone is jealous of her despite Paige just getting
lucky. She jumps the champion and there's the bell, only to have
Paige go off on Aksana in the corner. They head outside where Aksana
nails a hard clothesline followed by that release spinebuster of hers
inside.
She doesn't cover though and rubs Paige's face in the
mat for two instead. We hit a reverse chinlock for a bit until
Aksana needs to crawl around the ring. A running cross body puts
Paige down but Aksana can't follow up either. Paige fights back and
hits a running dropkick followed by the scorpion crosslock for the
submission at 2:54. Far better match than I was expecting here.
Sheamus is ready for Batista tonight.
El Torito vs. Hornswoggle
The announcers play this as a total joke so let's get
this over with. They shove each other around to start until Torito
runs him over a few times, sending Horny to the apron. The
leprechaun rocker sends him head first into the middle buckle and
drops a bottom rope Banzai Drop. A hard clothesline and splash get
two for Horny and we hit the horn lock. Seriously. Horny plays some
air guitar and gets rolled up for two. Just end this thing already.
Please. Torito comes back with a Gore and Bronco Bustero followed by
a top rope moonsault for the pin at 4:33.
Rating: N. For
no. Just no.
Alexander Rusev
package.
Bad News Barrett rips on the previous match and blames
the audience for what we just saw.
Alexander Rusev vs. R-Truth
Truth actually gets in some offense such as a middle
rope dropkick but Little Jimmy is caught in midair. The superkick
and fall away slam set up the Accolade for the submission for Rusev
at 1:40.
Xavier Woods gets beaten up as well post match.
Ultimate Warrior tribute from Raw.
Santino Marella vs. Fandango
Santino does a slow motion kick to the leg for no
apparent reason so Fandango hammers him in the head. Fandango misses
a charge though and Santino comes back with the usual schtick. Layla
steals the Cobra sock so Santino sunset flips Fandango for the pin at
1:34.
Emma high fives the Cobra post match and loses feeling
in her arm.
We see Stephanie yelling at Kane on Raw and Kane
grabbing the mask again.
Adam Rose vignette.
Sheamus vs. Batista
Batista pulls him to the floor to start and the brawl is
on early. Sheamus takes him back inside and cranks on the arm before
nailing the ten forearms. A running knee puts Batista on the floor
and we take our last break. Back with Batista kicking the steps into
Sheamus to take over. More power offense keeps Batista in control
and a powerslam gets two. Sheamus throws him to the floor for a
breather and sends Batista shoulder first into the post.
A Batista Bomb is broken up and another knee lift rocks
the Animal. Ten lame looking forearms to the chest set up the
battering ram for two. The Irish Curse gets two but Sheamus can't
hook the Cloverleaf. Batista ducks the Brogue Kick and heads outside
before another kick misses inside. Spear gets two on Sheamus but he
backdrops out of the Batista Bomb. He goes up top but gets crotched
onto the top rope, setting up the Bomb for the pin at 13:46.
Rating: C.
Passable power match here but the show was way past saving at this
point. Sheamus got to look like an equal out there which is good for
him, but he needs something to fire up his character. A heel turn
would just put a Band Aid on the problem, but that's not getting
changed in WWE at the moment. Batista was his usual self here.
Overall Rating: D-.
I understand that most of the roster was on the overseas tour this
week, but this was not acceptable. We got a freaking midget match
plus more matches we've already seen before, with one getting any
significant TV time at all. This is a good example of bad management
as you could have left a home team back here to keep this from being
a worthless TV show. Absolutely awful tonight with nothing of note
at all.
Results
Big E. b. Alberto Del
Rio via DQ when Del Rio wouldn't break the cross armbreaker
Paige b. Aksana –
Scorpion crosslock
El Torito b.
Hornswoggle – Moonsault
Alexander Rusev b.
R-Truth – Accolade
Santino Marella b.
Fandango – Sunset flip
Batista b. Sheamus –
Batista Bomb
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The midgets being the third longest match of the night: Yep, bad WWE rears it's head.
ReplyDeleteHornswoggle vs El Torito, minus 5 stars!
ReplyDeleteYeah. I don't get that.
ReplyDeleteAs a kid I went to the St. Louis Arena for cards and got to actually see a midget match there. It was a well-wrestled time limit draw. I didn't know midgets were 'comedy' until we got WWF. Fuck WWF.
ReplyDeleteIn my TEW game, Big E can't beat Alberto either, mainly becase Big E isn't that over and Alberto has a attitude problem.
ReplyDeleteIs there a reason that Smackdown continues to exist? The last time they cared about this show was around the time of the pipe bomb. Then they went back to not caring again. Teddy Long at least produced a good meme.
ReplyDeleteIf El Torito busted out a moonsault without botching it it can't be -***** by law. -***1/2 at least, methinks.
ReplyDeleteNot to jump the gun, but i really hope this was just an off week and not "cruise control mode" that they love falling back on.
ReplyDeleteThe main roster being back will help a lot.
ReplyDeleteYou're being a little too gracious, ** at the most.
ReplyDeleteHe said -3 1/2, just the minus got line split from the stars.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan feuding a mid card title feud with Kane, Evolution on top of the card..... I smell a Benoit 2004 title reign coming up!
ReplyDeleteLets just hope he won't go full Benoit in 3 years.
ReplyDeleteTorito vs Hornswoggle wasn't as terrible as everyone is making it out to be. It was a fine wrestled match, sure it was two midgets but there it was still competent wrestling, better than most divas matches and a lot of Big Show matches.
ReplyDeleteI think there is room in wrestling for comedy and fun. Torito vs. Hornswoggle was just that to me.
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