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TNA Impact Thread

Matches for tonight Include:

Samoa Joe vs. Abyss vs. Eric Young vs. Magnus for the World Heavyweight Title
Bully Ray & Willow vs. Bobby Roode & EC III
Mr. Anderson vs. Samuel Shaw in a Straightjacket Match
Tigre Uno vs. Sanada for the X Division Title and match 1 out of Best of Three Series
Beautiful People vs. Madison Rayne & A Mystery Partner

Comments

  1. Franchise player is going to work two threads at once tonight... take note midcarders!

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  2. *gets out yellow legal pad*

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  3. I really wish they would've finished the Abyss/Joseph Park thing off a bit better. Kind of dumb that he's back to being Abyss just because he saw himself in a piece of broken glass.

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  4. Lot better than Dixie talking for 30 minutes.

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  5. So why is Jeff wrestling as Willow now?

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  6. Because he's NUTS.

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  7. Oh, Community was AWESOME tonight!

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  8. I've never watched that show before. I am going to watch season 1 this week. Good show?

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  9. No, I'm not asking what he gobbles on the weekends, I'm asking why he's Willow now.

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  10. Jeff's mask looks like something Jushin Liger passed on

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  11. The man will join the 50's club this year.

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  12. Very good show, it starts off as kinda a normal sitcomey stuff then they try something different here and there and taking more chances. By Season 2 is just balls to the walls awesome and unlike anything on tv. I will say, you'll see a drop off in quality come Season 4 (the creator was fired) but Season 5 is back on track.

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  13. lol Spud in a wheelchair wearing a suit like that infomercial guy with the $'s all over it.

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  14. Liger,just showing how old the gimmick is.

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  15. Spud would be the perfect corporate stooge of the authority.

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  16. Does anybody remember that wierd Flash video from the early Internet days where it was all wierd and it played a Japanese song and had that money suit guy and Colin Mockery?

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  17. None of those tables have money left on them

    (Probably because TNA doesn't have any money)

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  18. So TNA thread>NXT thread?

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  19. Seems so... I wanted to work both at once just to remind people around here who they are dealing with... but the other thread is deader than a wrestler from the 1980's

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  20. So is Sting being in WWE a done deal then? The way Scott was talking it sounded definite.

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  21. I think Dixie banned Jeff Hardy from Impact so know he is Willow instead.

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  22. In my mind nothing is a done deal until it is a done deal

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  23. This one isn't doing much better honestly.

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  24. Not really. I blame myself, I go away for a few months and the thread I built dies.

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  25. Honestly, I forget.
    I just post the live threads and barely watch anymore.

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  26. Same. I am more watching nXt than ths

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  27. Has anybody actually seen somebody out in public wearing a TNA shirt?

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  28. I never saw any wrestling shirt in here.

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  29. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    I turn on the TV and see Bully Ray laid out with Roode drooling all over him.


    Is Patterson booking?

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  30. I don't keep up with the news as much but I'm guessing Jeff has some sort of creative control over his character, which is why TNA seems to greenlight some of his retarded ideas.

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  31. You missed the toprope whack off

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  32. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    Stop handing out your money, Kenny. You DO work for TNA.

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  33. I have three...wore one to the gym once.

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  34. Oh c'mon he's fine, TNA will always be in buisness.

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  35. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    ...booger hooks?

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  36. Booger hooks? WTF?

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  37. Man Anderson has not grown as a character at all from the day he debuted in WWE

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  38. You know what, the guy saying boiger hooks is way more creepy to me.

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  39. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    I have the "Pro wrestling is real" shirt and my friend has all the Beer Money shirts.

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  40. I once bought a "Joe's Gonna Kill you" shirt for someone

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  41. Nope, I remember when everybody thought he was going to be huge. But he was fine staying complacent.

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  42. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    They got "Creepy Bastard" over. WWE couldn't do that.

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  43. Beer money shirts were cool.

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  44. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    I never saw that with him.

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  45. WWE will just have to do with all that money. I mean Vince, not the wrestlers.

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  46. This promotion is depressing.
    Its getting to the point where it was in the fall of 2002

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  47. So if Magnus retains, who's next?

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  48. Which was?

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  49. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    "The back seat of our Subaru is where she was conceived."

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  50. "Nothin's for sure..."

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  51. He's in a Best of 3 with Tigre Uno. I was thinking probably MVP.

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  52. Gillberg, I think TNA could afford him.

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  53. And then he'll never defend it.

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  54. Shaw needs to step up the creepiness and be caught sniffing Hemme's underwear or something.

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  55. Why not just have a wrestling match where you have to beat the other guy and not this straightjacket crap.

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  56. They've had a cage match already, too.

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  57. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    So if Russo is truly booking I expect Hemme to side with Shaw.

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  58. I was actually thinking "the backseat of our Subaru is where she lost her virginity"

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  59. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Tessmacher-bouncing-002.gif

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  60. Oh yeah, I called that weeks ago.

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  61. Why is that not on my TV EVERY week? :(

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  62. Step it up even more and have him wearing her underwear.

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  63. Holy crap that would be hilarious.

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  64. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:32 PM

    Then it would go full circle.

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  65. One of my best friends was an excellent wrestler in HS and college, he picked up the WRESTLING IS NOT A TEAM SPORT Angle shirt.

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  66. Goodbye Horses can be his new entrance music.

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  67. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    The Winner of the match....AGENT SMITH!!!




    "Goodbye....Mr. Anderson."

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  68. Did anyone watch that WrestleMania Today show?

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  69. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/20140105/4945532/velvet-sky-dropkick-brooke-tessmacher-o.gif

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  70. It's the circle of life! Hakuna Matata bitch!

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  71. It would be cool to see a wrestler that just comes out,beats his opponent and then leaves,no celebration nor anything.

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  72. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    That's was supposed to be Joe.

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  73. At this point, Velvet's implants are heavier than Angelina Love.

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  74. I watched five minutes of it, got bored and put on No Mercy 08

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  75. Has anyone else seeen the "before" surgery Velvet pics? OMG.

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  76. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:35 PM

    Then she could drive the car to the government office to get her child support from the deadbeat daddy!

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  77. He was over at that time.

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  78. Share,brother.

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  79. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    http://assets2.ignimgs.com/2009/07/22/velvet-sky-20090721051546335-2932951.jpg

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  80. Aren't we an exciting bunch tonight

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  81. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jcwu0eTgN7s/Tlcy4WDQI3I/AAAAAAAAE3s/OaJbGO3Dlm8/s1600/diva-velvet-sky-smiling.jpg

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  82. http://www.lethalwow.com/images3/talia-madison-66.jpg

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  83. I think buisness has picked up a bit. It got going when Vinson got here. Apparent this is his thread.

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  84. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    Saying you deserve to be in TNA is like a rapist saying he deserved to be locked up.

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  85. Didn't Taz say after the Shaw match, "Wherever you are, Christy, stay there?" She's there all smiley right in front of him, lol.

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  86. I'm reading Marc Bloch.

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  87. At least this will be good.

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  88. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:41 PM

    Me thinks it will be hard to get that Senada signature on that X Division belt.

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  89. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:41 PM

    Yeah. It was BETTER.

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  90. Just kidnap a girl named Saori and He'll come screaming her name.

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  91. As was once said by a fat, white haired, old Shawshank guard, "Oh my holy God..."

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  92. You'd think a company in the red as much as TNA is wouldn't waste money designing a new belt for a division it treats as an afterthought, because that would be the opposite of common sense.

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  93. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:43 PM

    How was she able to finance all THAT surgery?


    That's like a Michael Jackson before and after pic.

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  94. Nice try, but you will not build descent amongst the top 5.

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  95. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:43 PM

    "We interrupt this match with THIS interview!!!!"

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  96. Sugar daddies.

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  97. Ways TNA is improving. MVP's suit fits him this week.

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  98. No shit. Hooters of Orlando must be quite the lucrative franchise. That's an even bigger change than Chyna's surgery...at least I could look at the before and after and go, "Yeah, that's the same person."

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  99. Thoughts on Stone Cold at Mania? I wonder if he'll get physical. I would've liked to have seen something like if they kept the Shield undefeated then at this year's Mania we would have The Shield vs. Austin, Rock, Hogan

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  100. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    LOL @ TNA having a big bag of money.

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  101. Kenny King - a certified fan of girls who make it clap.

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  102. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    That's what I'M talking about...fighting negroes!!!

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  103. Sir Claps Those Cheeks

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  104. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    Unlike Lita who is a girl that HAS the clap.

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  105. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:46 PM

    I LIKE this...

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  106. Fighting Negroes who have the same exact "self-centered prime time motormouth" gimmick. In fact, is that the 2000s/2010s answer to Saba Simba gimmicks?

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  107. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:46 PM

    Now that I say it, why does "Fighting Negroes" sound like a name for a team in NJPW?

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  108. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 3, 2014 at 7:47 PM

    I just learned that podcasts can have video.


    Not having Twitter, I chose this thread to broadcast that to the world.

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  109. Back in the day, World champions would show up to WrestleMania and other big events in suits. Today our WWE World Champion shows up like this: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkVPU2VCMAAINK8.jpg

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  110. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:47 PM

    http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Tessmacher-in-action-002.gif

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  111. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 3, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    In some ways.. I've never had an iPod though.

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  112. I legit had to think for a moment to remember who the champ was

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  113. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 3, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    This is also why I came to this thread.

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  114. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    I just learned women have rights.. I wish they told me that before I smacked that girl on the ass.

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  115. :: high five::

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  116. Clearly he has the Cena Exemption to the dress code too.

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  117. It is also why you CAME to this thread... IFYAKNOEWUTIMEAN

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  118. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    I thought that was Sin Cara for a second but he hasn't hurt himself yet.

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  119. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:54 PM

    ...depressing, ain't it?

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  120. Well at least they can't work or vote

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  121. WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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  122. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:55 PM

    http://i.minus.com/iboj6SDgT1vDyz.gif

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  123. Better that the one WB choose.

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  124. Sorry I'm late, what did I miss?

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  125. MVP/Kenny King feud starting

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  126. ::Handshake::

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  127. You're right, the company won't remember anything they did next week.

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  128. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:56 PM

    AKA "The TNA Negro Wars."

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  129. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 3, 2014 at 7:56 PM

    Podcasts have video.

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  130. Also, didn't Aries have the X Division Title?

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  131. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:58 PM

    And women have rights.

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  132. You won't want CD's once you do.

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  133. He lost in japan to Saint Seiya.

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  134. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:59 PM

    ...aaaawww, how precious. A non-Top 5 handshake.

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  135. Titties and milk.

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  136. :: Slaps you on the back before doubling over from laughter ::

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  137. You get that gif Jef?

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  138. Although honestly I think Abeyance will be top 5 in a few weeks

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  139. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 7:59 PM

    She evolved like a Pokemon.

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  140. I still have a long way to go.

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  141. Who's actually excited for Mania?

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  142. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 3, 2014 at 8:00 PM

    We've all learned a lot this thread.

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  143. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 8:00 PM

    She's gonna wrestle Velvet. How hard could it be?

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  144. Go Go Power Rangers!

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  145. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 8:01 PM

    GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!

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  146. Brittany aka Santana Garrett

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  147. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 8:01 PM

    *crickets*

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  148. A little bit.

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  149. Really excited for Bryan's ascendance, for sure.

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  150. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 3, 2014 at 8:01 PM

    I don't listen to CD's really anymore. I put my old collection on my desktop and run that through a stereo.

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  151. Never heard of her... but I would allow her to have sex with me

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  152. Bryan's possible big moment, yes.
    Everything else, eh.

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  153. If there's going to be a Hogan/Piper face-to-face...

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  154. If I wrestled Velvet it would be very hard IFYAKNOEWUTIMEAN

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  155. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 8:03 PM

    They should have played the Blues Brothers theme and had Abyss come out dancing.

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  156. Why did that feel like the longest Abyss entrance?

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  157. All I can see is her as the fat ugly chick now

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  158. But he's not black.

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  159. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 8:03 PM

    TGGI

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  160. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 8:04 PM

    Don't you discuss strategy in private?

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  161. This should have been how corporate Kane looked.

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  162. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 8:05 PM

    Abyss must have gotten one of the masks that were rejected by Kane.

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  163. They have been doing that tonight. "Willow" was using one of Jushin Ligers rejects

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  164. Looks like a Kane mask with diarrhea smeared all over it.

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  165. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 8:05 PM

    "I'm different"


    That reminds me of a conversation I had with a chick this week.

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  166. Now that you put up that image it does.

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  167. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 3, 2014 at 8:06 PM

    There's a lot of directions this could go.

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  168. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 8:06 PM

    She hit me with the "I just got out of a relationship." speech

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  169. Go Go Power Rangers!

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  170. Which version?


    Mighty morphin


    Time Force

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  171. I hope you told her you weren't looking to wife her and you would happy to let her leave after a nice donkey punch

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  172. Classic Mighty Morphin.

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  173. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 8:08 PM

    No. What I hope to hear next is, "I don't usually do this" when we go out this weekend and she has her head in my lap.

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  174. A fatal 4 way? Well, we all know Eric's not winning.

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  175. Remember when Joe was still fat, but at least had some kind of athletic conditioning. It was a long time ago, wasn't it.

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  176. Probably wasn't aware of the spin offs.

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  177. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonApril 3, 2014 at 8:10 PM

    That was back when TNA had a secondary title.


    What what the name of it again?

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  178. Time force might be my favorite due the badass Pink ranger protagonist.

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  179. Saskatchewaan title.

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