Matches for tonight Include:
Samoa Joe vs. Abyss vs. Eric Young vs. Magnus for the World Heavyweight Title
Bully Ray & Willow vs. Bobby Roode & EC III
Mr. Anderson vs. Samuel Shaw in a Straightjacket Match
Tigre Uno vs. Sanada for the X Division Title and match 1 out of Best of Three Series
Beautiful People vs. Madison Rayne & A Mystery Partner
Samoa Joe vs. Abyss vs. Eric Young vs. Magnus for the World Heavyweight Title
Bully Ray & Willow vs. Bobby Roode & EC III
Mr. Anderson vs. Samuel Shaw in a Straightjacket Match
Tigre Uno vs. Sanada for the X Division Title and match 1 out of Best of Three Series
Beautiful People vs. Madison Rayne & A Mystery Partner
Franchise player is going to work two threads at once tonight... take note midcarders!
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ReplyDeleteI really wish they would've finished the Abyss/Joseph Park thing off a bit better. Kind of dumb that he's back to being Abyss just because he saw himself in a piece of broken glass.
ReplyDeleteThis is pretty damn unique
ReplyDeleteHi all!
ReplyDeleteLot better than Dixie talking for 30 minutes.
ReplyDeleteSo why is Jeff wrestling as Willow now?
ReplyDeleteBecause he's NUTS.
ReplyDeleteOh, Community was AWESOME tonight!
ReplyDeleteI've never watched that show before. I am going to watch season 1 this week. Good show?
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm not asking what he gobbles on the weekends, I'm asking why he's Willow now.
ReplyDeleteZING!
ReplyDeleteJeff's mask looks like something Jushin Liger passed on
ReplyDeleteHello.
ReplyDeleteThe man will join the 50's club this year.
ReplyDeleteVery good show, it starts off as kinda a normal sitcomey stuff then they try something different here and there and taking more chances. By Season 2 is just balls to the walls awesome and unlike anything on tv. I will say, you'll see a drop off in quality come Season 4 (the creator was fired) but Season 5 is back on track.
ReplyDeletelol Spud in a wheelchair wearing a suit like that infomercial guy with the $'s all over it.
ReplyDeleteLiger,just showing how old the gimmick is.
ReplyDeleteGotcha
ReplyDeleteSpud would be the perfect corporate stooge of the authority.
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody remember that wierd Flash video from the early Internet days where it was all wierd and it played a Japanese song and had that money suit guy and Colin Mockery?
ReplyDeleteNone of those tables have money left on them
ReplyDelete(Probably because TNA doesn't have any money)
So TNA thread>NXT thread?
ReplyDeleteSeems so... I wanted to work both at once just to remind people around here who they are dealing with... but the other thread is deader than a wrestler from the 1980's
ReplyDeleteSo is Sting being in WWE a done deal then? The way Scott was talking it sounded definite.
ReplyDeleteI think Dixie banned Jeff Hardy from Impact so know he is Willow instead.
ReplyDeleteIn my mind nothing is a done deal until it is a done deal
ReplyDeleteThis one isn't doing much better honestly.
ReplyDeleteIs it a Mr. America type deal?
ReplyDeleteNot really. I blame myself, I go away for a few months and the thread I built dies.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I forget.
ReplyDeleteI just post the live threads and barely watch anymore.
Same. I am more watching nXt than ths
ReplyDeleteHas anybody actually seen somebody out in public wearing a TNA shirt?
ReplyDeleteI never saw any wrestling shirt in here.
ReplyDeleteI turn on the TV and see Bully Ray laid out with Roode drooling all over him.
ReplyDeleteIs Patterson booking?
I don't keep up with the news as much but I'm guessing Jeff has some sort of creative control over his character, which is why TNA seems to greenlight some of his retarded ideas.
ReplyDeleteYou missed the toprope whack off
ReplyDeleteStop handing out your money, Kenny. You DO work for TNA.
ReplyDeleteI have three...wore one to the gym once.
ReplyDeleteOh c'mon he's fine, TNA will always be in buisness.
ReplyDelete...booger hooks?
ReplyDeleteBooger hooks? WTF?
ReplyDeleteMan Anderson has not grown as a character at all from the day he debuted in WWE
ReplyDeleteYou know what, the guy saying boiger hooks is way more creepy to me.
ReplyDeleteI have the "Pro wrestling is real" shirt and my friend has all the Beer Money shirts.
ReplyDeleteI once bought a "Joe's Gonna Kill you" shirt for someone
ReplyDeleteNope, I remember when everybody thought he was going to be huge. But he was fine staying complacent.
ReplyDeleteThey got "Creepy Bastard" over. WWE couldn't do that.
ReplyDeleteBeer money shirts were cool.
ReplyDeleteI never saw that with him.
ReplyDeleteWWE will just have to do with all that money. I mean Vince, not the wrestlers.
ReplyDeleteThis promotion is depressing.
ReplyDeleteIts getting to the point where it was in the fall of 2002
So if Magnus retains, who's next?
ReplyDeleteWhich was?
ReplyDelete"The back seat of our Subaru is where she was conceived."
ReplyDeleteSanada?
ReplyDelete"Nothin's for sure..."
ReplyDeleteHe's in a Best of 3 with Tigre Uno. I was thinking probably MVP.
ReplyDeleteGillberg, I think TNA could afford him.
ReplyDeleteAnd then he'll never defend it.
ReplyDeleteShaw needs to step up the creepiness and be caught sniffing Hemme's underwear or something.
ReplyDeleteWhy not just have a wrestling match where you have to beat the other guy and not this straightjacket crap.
ReplyDeleteThey've had a cage match already, too.
ReplyDeleteSo if Russo is truly booking I expect Hemme to side with Shaw.
ReplyDeleteI was actually thinking "the backseat of our Subaru is where she lost her virginity"
ReplyDeletehttp://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Tessmacher-bouncing-002.gif
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I called that weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteTNA,done.
ReplyDeleteWhy is that not on my TV EVERY week? :(
ReplyDeleteStep it up even more and have him wearing her underwear.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap that would be hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThen it would go full circle.
ReplyDeleteOne of my best friends was an excellent wrestler in HS and college, he picked up the WRESTLING IS NOT A TEAM SPORT Angle shirt.
ReplyDeleteGoodbye Horses can be his new entrance music.
ReplyDeleteThe Winner of the match....AGENT SMITH!!!
ReplyDelete"Goodbye....Mr. Anderson."
Did anyone watch that WrestleMania Today show?
ReplyDeletehttp://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/20140105/4945532/velvet-sky-dropkick-brooke-tessmacher-o.gif
ReplyDeleteIt's the circle of life! Hakuna Matata bitch!
ReplyDeleteIt would be cool to see a wrestler that just comes out,beats his opponent and then leaves,no celebration nor anything.
ReplyDeleteThat's was supposed to be Joe.
ReplyDeleteAt this point, Velvet's implants are heavier than Angelina Love.
ReplyDeleteI watched five minutes of it, got bored and put on No Mercy 08
ReplyDeleteHas anyone else seeen the "before" surgery Velvet pics? OMG.
ReplyDeleteThen she could drive the car to the government office to get her child support from the deadbeat daddy!
ReplyDeleteHe was over at that time.
ReplyDeleteShare,brother.
ReplyDeletehttp://assets2.ignimgs.com/2009/07/22/velvet-sky-20090721051546335-2932951.jpg
ReplyDeleteAren't we an exciting bunch tonight
ReplyDeletehttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jcwu0eTgN7s/Tlcy4WDQI3I/AAAAAAAAE3s/OaJbGO3Dlm8/s1600/diva-velvet-sky-smiling.jpg
ReplyDeletehttp://www.lethalwow.com/images3/talia-madison-66.jpg
ReplyDeletelol yep
ReplyDeleteI think buisness has picked up a bit. It got going when Vinson got here. Apparent this is his thread.
ReplyDeleteSaying you deserve to be in TNA is like a rapist saying he deserved to be locked up.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Taz say after the Shaw match, "Wherever you are, Christy, stay there?" She's there all smiley right in front of him, lol.
ReplyDeleteI'm reading Marc Bloch.
ReplyDeleteAt least this will be good.
ReplyDeleteMe thinks it will be hard to get that Senada signature on that X Division belt.
ReplyDeleteYeah. It was BETTER.
ReplyDeleteJust kidnap a girl named Saori and He'll come screaming her name.
ReplyDeleteAs was once said by a fat, white haired, old Shawshank guard, "Oh my holy God..."
ReplyDeleteYou'd think a company in the red as much as TNA is wouldn't waste money designing a new belt for a division it treats as an afterthought, because that would be the opposite of common sense.
ReplyDeleteHow was she able to finance all THAT surgery?
ReplyDeleteThat's like a Michael Jackson before and after pic.
Nice try, but you will not build descent amongst the top 5.
ReplyDelete"We interrupt this match with THIS interview!!!!"
ReplyDeleteSugar daddies.
ReplyDeleteWays TNA is improving. MVP's suit fits him this week.
ReplyDeleteNo shit. Hooters of Orlando must be quite the lucrative franchise. That's an even bigger change than Chyna's surgery...at least I could look at the before and after and go, "Yeah, that's the same person."
ReplyDeleteI am sad now
ReplyDeleteThoughts on Stone Cold at Mania? I wonder if he'll get physical. I would've liked to have seen something like if they kept the Shield undefeated then at this year's Mania we would have The Shield vs. Austin, Rock, Hogan
ReplyDeleteLOL @ TNA having a big bag of money.
ReplyDeleteKenny King - a certified fan of girls who make it clap.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'M talking about...fighting negroes!!!
ReplyDeleteSir Claps Those Cheeks
ReplyDeleteUnlike Lita who is a girl that HAS the clap.
ReplyDeleteOrder has been restored!
ReplyDeleteDO NOT SPEAK ILL OF LITA!!!
ReplyDeleteI LIKE this...
ReplyDeleteFighting Negroes who have the same exact "self-centered prime time motormouth" gimmick. In fact, is that the 2000s/2010s answer to Saba Simba gimmicks?
ReplyDeleteNow that I say it, why does "Fighting Negroes" sound like a name for a team in NJPW?
ReplyDeleteI just learned that podcasts can have video.
ReplyDeleteNot having Twitter, I chose this thread to broadcast that to the world.
Back in the day, World champions would show up to WrestleMania and other big events in suits. Today our WWE World Champion shows up like this: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkVPU2VCMAAINK8.jpg
ReplyDeletehttp://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Tessmacher-in-action-002.gif
ReplyDeleteNot a technology guy?
ReplyDeleteIn some ways.. I've never had an iPod though.
ReplyDeleteI legit had to think for a moment to remember who the champ was
ReplyDeleteThis is also why I came to this thread.
ReplyDeleteI just learned women have rights.. I wish they told me that before I smacked that girl on the ass.
ReplyDelete:: high five::
ReplyDeleteClearly he has the Cena Exemption to the dress code too.
ReplyDeleteIt is also why you CAME to this thread... IFYAKNOEWUTIMEAN
ReplyDeleteI thought that was Sin Cara for a second but he hasn't hurt himself yet.
ReplyDeleteWomen... have rights?!?!??!
ReplyDelete...depressing, ain't it?
ReplyDeleteWell at least they can't work or vote
ReplyDeleteWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ReplyDeletehttp://i.minus.com/iboj6SDgT1vDyz.gif
ReplyDeleteBetter that the one WB choose.
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm late, what did I miss?
ReplyDeleteMVP/Kenny King feud starting
ReplyDeleteLOL @ missing anything on TNA
ReplyDelete::Handshake::
ReplyDeleteYou're right, the company won't remember anything they did next week.
ReplyDeleteAKA "The TNA Negro Wars."
ReplyDeletePodcasts have video.
ReplyDelete:handshake:
ReplyDeleteAlso, didn't Aries have the X Division Title?
ReplyDeleteAnd women have rights.
ReplyDeleteYou won't want CD's once you do.
ReplyDeleteHe lost in japan to Saint Seiya.
ReplyDelete...aaaawww, how precious. A non-Top 5 handshake.
ReplyDeleteTitties and milk.
ReplyDelete:: Slaps you on the back before doubling over from laughter ::
ReplyDeleteYou get that gif Jef?
ReplyDeleteAlthough honestly I think Abeyance will be top 5 in a few weeks
ReplyDeleteShe evolved like a Pokemon.
ReplyDeleteI still have a long way to go.
ReplyDeleteWho's actually excited for Mania?
ReplyDeleteWho is the black haired chick?
ReplyDeleteSTOP IT!!!!
ReplyDeleteEhhh.
ReplyDeleteWe've all learned a lot this thread.
ReplyDeleteShe's gonna wrestle Velvet. How hard could it be?
ReplyDeleteGo Go Power Rangers!
ReplyDeleteGO GO POWER RANGERS!!!
ReplyDeleteBrittany aka Santana Garrett
ReplyDelete*crickets*
ReplyDeleteA little bit.
ReplyDeleteReally excited for Bryan's ascendance, for sure.
ReplyDeleteI don't listen to CD's really anymore. I put my old collection on my desktop and run that through a stereo.
ReplyDeleteNever heard of her... but I would allow her to have sex with me
ReplyDeleteBryan's possible big moment, yes.
ReplyDeleteEverything else, eh.
If there's going to be a Hogan/Piper face-to-face...
ReplyDeleteIf I wrestled Velvet it would be very hard IFYAKNOEWUTIMEAN
ReplyDeleteThey should have played the Blues Brothers theme and had Abyss come out dancing.
ReplyDeleteWhy did that feel like the longest Abyss entrance?
ReplyDeleteAll I can see is her as the fat ugly chick now
ReplyDeleteBut he's not black.
ReplyDeleteTGGI
ReplyDeleteDon't you discuss strategy in private?
ReplyDeleteThis should have been how corporate Kane looked.
ReplyDeleteAbyss must have gotten one of the masks that were rejected by Kane.
ReplyDeleteThey have been doing that tonight. "Willow" was using one of Jushin Ligers rejects
ReplyDeleteLooks like a Kane mask with diarrhea smeared all over it.
ReplyDelete"I'm different"
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of a conversation I had with a chick this week.
Elaborate...
ReplyDeleteNow that you put up that image it does.
ReplyDeleteThere's a lot of directions this could go.
ReplyDeleteShe hit me with the "I just got out of a relationship." speech
ReplyDeleteGo Go Power Rangers!
ReplyDeleteWhich version?
ReplyDeleteMighty morphin
Time Force
I hope you told her you weren't looking to wife her and you would happy to let her leave after a nice donkey punch
ReplyDeleteClassic Mighty Morphin.
ReplyDeleteOk Jesse Baker
ReplyDeleteNo. What I hope to hear next is, "I don't usually do this" when we go out this weekend and she has her head in my lap.
ReplyDeleteA fatal 4 way? Well, we all know Eric's not winning.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Joe was still fat, but at least had some kind of athletic conditioning. It was a long time ago, wasn't it.
ReplyDeleteProbably wasn't aware of the spin offs.
ReplyDeleteThat was back when TNA had a secondary title.
ReplyDeleteWhat what the name of it again?
Time force might be my favorite due the badass Pink ranger protagonist.
ReplyDeleteSaskatchewaan title.
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