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WWE Monopoly

By
Scott,

I just came across this genius product and figured the usual suspects on the blog would have a blast with it:

http://shop.wwe.com/WWE-Edition-Monopoly-Board-Game/W06390,default,pd.html

To me the jokes on this one just write themselves.  Personally I think they should change the name of the "jail" tile to "Midcard purgatory" or "wwe superstars"


​You have to think that the cover of the game is a meme just waiting to happen.  ​

Comments

  1. VaroomApril 15, 2014 at 8:11 AM

    Hit the glass ceiling and go straight to mid-card jail. Do not collect any titles along the way.

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  2. y2j420April 15, 2014 at 8:11 AM

    Without even looking at the game board, I bet $50 they have John Cena in the Boardwalk-equivalent spot...

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  3. OfficerFarvaApril 15, 2014 at 8:15 AM

    Heath Slater = Baltic Avenue or GTFO

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  4. WhiteGoodmanApril 15, 2014 at 8:16 AM

    You are correct. And Rock is Park Place. Naturally, Triple H's spot is higher than the Undertaker, Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels and Mankind spots.

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  5. kbjoneApril 15, 2014 at 8:18 AM

    AJ and Dolph in the Baltic/Mediterranean spots... yep, laughs a plenty here.

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  6. DarrenApril 15, 2014 at 8:18 AM

    I bet Zack Ryder's spot represents baltic avenue......and instead of "Go to Jail", it should read "Go to the Kiss my ass Club".....Luxury Tax? = "You are saddled with the Red Rooster gimmick. Pay the bank......never mind. Just turn in all your money. Game over"

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  7. DavidApril 15, 2014 at 8:18 AM

    Didn't shake hands with the right person. Proceed directly to wrestler's court and then to mid card purgatory.

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  8. kbjoneApril 15, 2014 at 8:20 AM

    Zack would barely make the WWE Superstars version of this game, methinks. And 3MB better be in the Green, with Kofi and ??? in the Dark Blue...


    (Ziggler's on the main board, so he's not available.)

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  9. kbjoneApril 15, 2014 at 8:22 AM

    I'm actually shocked they had Punk in the "top" green spot, "above" HHH. One would think those two would have been swapped...

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  10. DukeOfDecencyApril 15, 2014 at 8:24 AM

    Jail = InterContinental Champion

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  11. DukeOfDecencyApril 15, 2014 at 8:27 AM

    Chance: Move to Triple H, eat a pedigree, pay $1000 in dues to get "elevated".

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  12. OfficerFarvaApril 15, 2014 at 8:28 AM

    Or Punk in a "yellow" spot because he's a coward.

    #ObligatoryPunkDig

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  13. OfficerFarvaApril 15, 2014 at 8:32 AM

    Go to jail = take initiation "shower" with JBL

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  14. kbjoneApril 15, 2014 at 8:36 AM

    Swap Punk/HHH/Michaels around? I could see that...

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  15. VaroomApril 15, 2014 at 8:56 AM

    Forget to extend Lanny Poffo your fucking condolences? Go straight to jail and do not pass the HOF ceremonies.

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  16. Kace EversApril 15, 2014 at 9:03 AM

    The playing pieces are a face, heel, and tweener...which I can only imagine what that looks like.

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  17. Paul MeekinApril 15, 2014 at 9:20 AM

    Mymonopoly.com is coming soon, which means, also soon, will be Blog Otteropoly

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  18. Mar SoloApril 15, 2014 at 10:20 AM

    Of course it is, because Triple H was the backbone of the Attitude Era! The rest were supporting players. Except for Foley. He didn't do shit.

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  19. PATRICKisLEGENDApril 15, 2014 at 10:37 AM

    Please contain only JBL dollars.

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  20. steve magesApril 15, 2014 at 10:48 AM

    Didn't McMahon already win this game in 2001?

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  21. Johnny PoloApril 15, 2014 at 11:12 AM

    "Go to jail" in Bret's world:
    "Go to WCW. Go directly to WCW. Do not bring heat. Do not participate in main-events"

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