The SmarK Rant for Clash of the Champions IV: Season’s Beatings!
Oh Dusty, we hardly knew ye and your wacky subtitles.
Live from Chattanooga, TN
Your hosts are Jim Ross & Bob Caudle
US tag team title tournament final: The Fantastics v. Ron Simmons & Eddie Gilbert
The Midnight Express really got fucked over in this deal, as they won the World tag titles while holding the US titles, got stripped of the US titles as a result, and then lost the World titles before the tournament to fill the vacant US titles was even finished! This was of course supposed to be Fantastics v. Sheepherders, but the WWF came calling and semi-finalists Simmons & Gilbert got the spot instead. Simmons overpowers Fulton, so Rogers comes in with a dropkick and it’s over to Gilbert. He trades struts with Fulton while they cut to the crowd a bunch of times for some reason. Gilbert controls with a headscissors on the mat and Simmons works on the arm, but Fulton dumps him to escape and catches him with a small package for two. Rogers comes in and Ron flattens him with a football tackle, and it’s back to Gilbert for some nice mat wrestling with Rogers. And after all that stalemate buildup, Simmons misses a charge and the Fantastics go to work on him in the corner. Now we’re getting somewhere. Rogers works on the arm, but gets caught in the corner and Gilbert hits a neckbreaker for two. Suplex gets two. C’mon, someone play heel already. Both sides tag and Fulton drops a leg on Simmons for two and goes to the chinlock, setting up a Rogers kneelift for two. Back elbow gets two. Simmons batters him in the corner, however, and now Gilbert EMBRACES THE HATE. Cheapshot and atomic drop get two. Backdrop suplex gets two. Simmons comes in and misses another charge, but recovers with a powerslam on Fulton to counter a bodypress. Gilbert rolls him up for two, but Rogers sends him flying into the railing and apparently injures Eddie’s elbow. Back in, Rogers is hesitant to go after him, but then gets over it and just cranks on the arm anyway. That’s the spirit! Into the corner for more double-teaming and I thought maybe Eddie was goldbricking, but no, he’s just in tremendous pain and the Fantastics keep beating on the arm. Hey, worked for the Andersons. Rogers with a short-arm scissors, but Gilbert rolls him over for two, so it’s back to Fulton again. The ring announcer counting down to the time limit kind of raises the question of what would happen if time expired. It’s a tournament final! The Fantastics keep switching off on the arm and JR indeed raises the time limit question while Rogers really cranks on the armbar. Gilbert bails to escape, but Fulton tosses him back in…and walks into the stungun. Gilbert makes one last charge, however, and hits the post, allowing Fulton to roll him up for the pin and the titles at 26:53. Really interesting dynamic here with the Fantastics going against their babyface image and doing what needed to be done to win the belts. Sadly, they jettisoned that direction and lost the belts to the Varsity Club at Starrcade a few weeks later, and then left the promotion. ***1/2
Tony Schiavone analyzes the first match with Lex Luger.
Dr. Death Steve Williams v. The Italian Stallion
The Stallion dominates with armdrags to start for some reason, until Doc powers him down. Stallion tries an armbar for a bit, but Doc tosses him and Kevin Sullivan gets the cheapshot on the floor and Williams beats on him out there. You’d think with Williams joining the Varsity Club for his big heel turn, they’d book him to go out and destroy some geek, rather than going back and forth with the damn Italian Stallion. Williams with a delayed suplex, but Stallion makes a comeback, so Williams goes to a sleeper that goes on forever. And Stallion makes ANOTHER comeback, so Doc dropkicks him for two and now goes to work on the leg. And then to the floor for a further beating, and back in for a flying splash that misses, and FUCK ME it’s another Stallion comeback. Just finish this doofus off already. Finally the Stallion is dumb enough to try a bodypress, and Doc catches him and puts him away with the Oklahoma Stampede at 15:20. Who booked this shit to go 15 minutes? *1/2
Junkyard Dog returns to the NWA, and apparently did a SHITLOAD of blow before the show. Like, he looks like he’s ready to go build an Ikea bedroom set or something to channel his excess energy. Not that I’m accusing him of anything.
Ivan Koloff v. Paul Jones
Ivan has one hand tied behind his back and still manages to beat on Jones regardless. So this is about as exciting as two old men in a wrestling match is gonna be. Jones finally chokes Ivan out with his own arm rope and pounds away, but he brings in an international object and Koloff steals it for the pin at 8:00. They couldn’t have done that finish in a minute? DUD The Russian Assassins storm in for the beatdown to wake up the crowd, and JYD makes the save.
Dusty Rhodes v. Animal
Winner of this gets control of the prestigious six-man titles that most people had literally forgotten about by this point. Dusty is wrestling with one eye because of his acrimonious split with the Warriors and he’s mighty upset about it. Dusty goes after the leg and smacks the ref out of the way to do so, which allows Animal to cheat and go after the eye. And then it turns into a big schmoz with Sting and Hawk hitting the ring for the brawl. Oh, and Dusty was disqualified and loses the six-man titles as a result. EPIC. DUD
The Midnight Express v. Ric Flair & Barry Windham
This is basically all four guys in their stone cold primes, with the Lane/Eaton Express just coming off their only World tag titles, and the Horsemen holding both singles titles. Eaton immediately slaps Flair down and does his own strutting. They slug it out in the corner and we get the Flair Flip, ending with Lane slugging him down on the apron. Stan in with a sidekick and an enzuigiri, but Flair makes the tag to Windham. Lane hits him with a dropkick and the Horsemen regroup, allowing Windham to slug Lane down. He goes up and misses an elbow, and Lane puts Windham onto the floor with a kick and slingshots him back in. Here’s Windham, this GIANT dude, bumping all over for the smaller Express because it WORKS and he knows it. I love it. Eaton hits Flair with a series of slams and clotheslines both Horsemen, so they bail and regroup again. Back in, Lane takes Flair down for a figure-four, and Eaton gets his own on Windham as it’s the Rock N Roll Express tribute spot. Flair finally dumps Lane, but Stan comes back in with an elbow for two. Lane and Flair slug it out and Flair goes down again, but finally gets a cheapshot on Eaton to gain some momentum. Eaton slugs him down, however, and Lane adds an elbow, but he falls prey to a cheapshot from Windham while Paul E. Dangerously drops in with a promo. Flair goes up and takes too long, allowing Lane to slam him off, and Eaton comes back in to pound him in the corner. Another Flair flip, but this time it ends with Eaton getting a neckbreaker. Express with the FLAPJACK on Flair, and that gets two. Eaton with a rollup for two, but Windham nails him from behind to break it up and make Eaton YOUR face-in-peril. Windham with a delayed suplex and powerslam, and Flair drops the knee and slaps him around. Eaton gets dumped and Flair adds some nasty chops on the floor, then brings him back in for more. Windham blows in with the lariat for two. Side suplex and he drops the knee and grabs the sleeper, but Flair comes in for the slugfest with Eaton and he loses. Hot tag Lane and the Express gets the DOUBLE GOOZLE on Windham (with a great delayed sell), setting up the Alabama Jam. The managers brawl at ringside, allowing Flair to nail Eaton with JJ’s shoe and Windham to steal the pin at 17:40. ****
The Pulse
I actually really liked the opener, and of course the main event is an underappreciated classic, but GOOD GOD it’s a wasteland of crap in the middle. Thank god they blew it up and completely changed direction after Dusty left.
"Flair drops the knee and slaps him around."
ReplyDeleteThat spot is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in wrestling. Flair kneedrops Bobby and then out of nowhere just slaps him like a little bitch. I watched that about 5 times and laughed my ass off each time.
Is this a new rant?
ReplyDeleteBooking was pretty solid through 89 then it went to hell and stayed that way until the beginning of 94 when Flair (I think) booked some real great stuff between Starcade 93 and Hogan's arrival
ReplyDeleteThe WWF sure raided WCW during that time. From the 1st to 3rd clashes, they got Tully, Arn, Windham, Dusty, Ronnie Garvin, the Powers of Pain and the Bushwackers within a year or so, with Flair, Luger, IRS, and the LOD a few years after that. (just off the top of my head)
ReplyDeleteSo watch the opening match then skip to the main event then? Thanks Scott! Question for anybody, other than the first one what is the best Clash? It's been so many years since I've seen these and I haven't seen any of them before like 92 save for Flair vs Sting from the first one.
ReplyDeleteThe WWF raided everyplace at one time or another. Smart buisness though.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see any jokes or references to anything happening in pop culture nowadays so I'm going to say no. It's funny, I'll go back and read an old rant and there will be jokes in them where you can tell exactly when he wrote it.
ReplyDeleteI keep watching all these old '94 Raws and Vince McMahon keeps calling Randy Savage a future Hall of Famer.
ReplyDeleteWHY WON'T YOU KEEP YOUR PROMISES VINCE?
By the way, why are you hating on the BOD fed? Are you now Buzz Killington?
ReplyDeleteI WORE OUT my tape of Clash XVII (Luger v. Steiner, Rhodes/??? v. Enforcers, Sting v. Rude, Austin v. PN News).
ReplyDeleteThanks I'll check it out. I wore out my tape of Busty Blondes when I was a teenager. I cried.
ReplyDeleteI thought I read somewhere that Randy himself is holding it up from beyond the grave. Before he died he told his brother the only way he'll ever be inducted into the Hall of Fame is if the entire Poffo family is inducted. Lanny might just be keeping that promise.
ReplyDeleteI got to talk to Lanny at Axxess. He said at this point, Savage is more famous for not going in. I'm not sure if he meant that's why he's keeping Randy out but it might be a hint.
ReplyDeleteMacho Man just can't live up to the bar set by Koko B. Ware and James Dudley.
ReplyDeleteThank God we can remember when Flair was awesome through the Network, DVDs, etc.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've heard that a crapload of times and I'm still not buying it.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what the real story is. I will say I don't buy the Stephanie at age 14 story though.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's about one last act of defiance from Savage? I dunno.
ReplyDeleteI am a lemon.
ReplyDeleteHmmm just four stars...I was closer to four and a half on that main event.
ReplyDeleteDont you watch wwe propaganda? They offer opportunity and only wcw raided.
ReplyDeleteScott Sez no new material
ReplyDeleteShould throw in a date for when these occured exactly. I know this show is from late 1988 but as time goes on it'll be tougher to place when these Clashes are taking place.
ReplyDeleteLanny Poffo has giving his blessings on WWE putting Randy in the Hall of Fame by himself but wants nothing to do with the ceremony itself.
ReplyDeleteI thought Dusty was instantly fired after the Road Warriors spike to the eye deal. How long did he stick around?
ReplyDeleteClash IX gets lots of deserved love (Flair-Funk I Quit), and I'm quite fond of Clash XVIII (Sting & Steamboat vs. Rude & Austin). Hard to go wrong with watching either one.
ReplyDeleteI think he was gone just after Starrcade 88. He wrestled the Road Warriors on that show and I don't think was on NWA/WCW TV again until the Jan 91 Clash.
ReplyDeleteQuality rant sir! I fell asleep on this show when it was on WWE Classics on Demand. I agree it's a great opener and a great main event.
ReplyDeleteI really don't either. Vince would almost certainly have gone after him for statutory.
ReplyDeleteThat was legit? I knew the people at Turner were pissed but considering he still held the book heading into Starrcade i figured he wasn't truly fired until after that show when the company sided with Slick Ric and gave Dusty the ol heave ho.
ReplyDeleteHe must have booked Starrcade though even with Ric going over Lex...AGAIN! I mean who else would book a win over the fucking Road Warriors on a guys final match in the company?
WWE stole The Sheepherders and turned them into the worst comedy act ever. THAT, my friends, is fucking with your enemy just for the sake of doing it.
ReplyDeleteI think most people now accept that story as someone just being creative, in coming to a reason why Savage was never put in the hall.
ReplyDeleteIt was a screwy and unmemorable win.
ReplyDeleteAnd he was actually in the company for most of January, 1989 as well (looking through the house show results on the History of WWE, he was wrestling in matches with Sting and Luger v. the Road Warriors and Paul Ellering).
So I'd guess the situation was he lost his booking power, stuck around for a bit but saw the writing on the wall and quit.
I believe the story because it's actually a humanizing story about Vince. Savage stole his duaghter's innocence and he was blackballed from the WWE as a result. It's the one thing Vince won't forgive or put the business ahead of.
ReplyDeleteIn 1994? When the company was already reeling from sex scandals and drug scandals?
ReplyDeleteEven if he found out about it later, he wouldn't have wanted to bring that kind of black eye on the company or maybe more importantly embarass his daughter.
Ok. So he would have just had him killed instead.
ReplyDeleteAlso the won after that (January 91) features Steiners v. Vader/Hughes, Sting/Steamboat v. Rude/Austin, Simmons/Rhodes/Windham v. Eaton/Anderson/Zbyszko and Van Hammer v. Cactus Jack falls count anywhere, which are all ***1/2-**** and well worth a look.
ReplyDeletePaul Orndorff and Junk Yard Dog as top level babyfaces in 1990 is such, such a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteI loved your joke at the start of one of the recent WM rants where you said something like (2012 Scott Sez... Oh, wait, this is 2012 Scott.)
ReplyDeleteWasn't one of the IYH Dec. PPVs also called Seasons Beatings?
ReplyDeleteIYH 5 was called that in the video release, but for the actual hype and live show, it was untitled. Good Friends, Better Enemies was the first to be advertised with one.
ReplyDeleteOn a positive note: Orndorff was at least capable of working a decent match. JYD was just... ugh. Watch the Clash XI match with Flair. It's that bad.
ReplyDeleteBut Vince seemed so legitimately upset on the Raw where he announced Savage was leaving, whereas they buried Hulk on Raw when he jumped.
ReplyDeleteTJ: After watching the latest NXT with the debut of Alexa Bliss, and considering most of the other Diva gimmicks, I'm now convinced the writing staff there are closet My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fans.
ReplyDeleteThis is pretty much exactly correct. He was removed as booker for a number of incidents, but he certainly was not "instantly fired" for the blood angle. He stuck around into January and then left to briefly run a Florida promotion before swallowing his pride and going to Vince.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember. What did they say able Hulk when left?
ReplyDeleteI thought the opening video was quite sweet, mixing Chattanooga war relics with the top feuds of the time. The opening videos about the history of the towns the event is held in is definitely overdue for a comeback.
ReplyDeleteAnd Scott, it's funny you claim the Paul Jones/Ivan Koloff snoozer should had been cut down to one minute because it actually was cut down to one minute on the Turner Home Video version and it still sucked!
I'm surprised that didn't result in a lawsuit, as WCW and WWF were fond of suing each other at the time.
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