Okay folks, since my macbook pro hates all things video recently, the Ottie Awards will have to be done in the form of a write-up with some interesting visual stuff, etc. Until then, UNLIKE EVERY OTHER AWARDS SHOW EVER, I am going to let you into the voting, and see what the responses were. If you want to be surprised by the winners, do not read on.
| Timestamp | Who is the hardest working man in BOD Business? | What's your favorite BOD feature? | Who's your favorite Blog of Doom Gimmick? | What's your least favorite Blog of Doom Gimmick? | What's the Blog of Doom's MOTY? (Moment of the year) | Who would you induct into the Ottie Award Hall of Fame? |
| 3/24/2014 14:46:04 | Stranger in The Alps | Live Event Threads | Laughing Sting | Pretentious commercial break questions on the live threads. | WWF1987 telling Caliber to "Go Away". And he does. | Jobber123 - because anyone who jacks up his post count with conversations with himself deserves some props. |
| 3/24/2014 14:58:15 | Charlie Reneke | Charlie Reneke's old posts | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Caliber Winfield | Caliber's meltdown | Charlie Reneke |
| 3/24/2014 15:06:51 | Brian Bayless | Live Event Threads | Holy fuck this is a terrible list. | I'm probably the only person actually responding? | The Caliber Massacre | cult |
| 3/24/2014 15:10:16 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | Diva Gifs during live threads. | CAP LOCKS MAN | Caliber Emails... | YJ2310, duh |
| 3/24/2014 15:11:45 | Zanatude | Zanatude's posts | Zanatude | Zanatude | Zanatude returns | Zanatude |
| 3/24/2014 19:03:39 | Scott Keith | NXT Rants | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | getting the logo replaced | chris beniot |
| 3/24/2014 19:16:31 | Scott Keith | NXT Rants | Blog Otters | Blog Otters | Scott | |
| 3/24/2014 19:39:03 | Scott Keith | Cuch's Book Reviews | Doctor' Farva | Blog Otters | Fuck you? | Caliber |
| 3/24/2014 19:50:34 | Andy PG | Live Event Threads | CAPS LOCK MAN | Blog Otters | All the Caliber stuff. | The top posters are too obvious... I'm going to go with TopTen. |
| 3/24/2014 19:52:56 | Scott Keith | The "PG" Era Rant | Diva Gifs during live threads. | JESSE BAKER! | Caliber's Meltdown and the thread the followed. | Elvy! |
| 3/24/2014 20:14:44 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | The Vanilla Writer Connection | Anti-smarks | Caliber being skewered over multiple threads | The incest question. |
| 3/24/2014 20:42:23 | Brian Bayless | Daily Updates | Blog Otters | Everything that's not Blog Otters | The moment Blog Otters went from weirdly annoying to weirdly cool. | That one guy's pet rock. |
| 3/25/2014 2:54:58 | Brian Bayless | Live Event Threads | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | Porn-Peddling Jef Vinson | |
| 3/25/2014 16:27:39 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | Money on the table | Laughing Sting |
| 3/25/2014 17:18:34 | Brian Bayless | Bayless' Shoot Reviews | The Table | Blog Otters | Caliber's Colossal Meltdown | BeardMoney |
| 3/26/2014 1:14:46 | Scott Keith | Live Event Threads | fuck gimmicks | Blog Otters | Caliber Thread | not Meekin that's for sure |
| 3/30/2014 15:41:46 | Caliber | Scott Sez | Doctor' Farva | Blog Otters | Caliber Meltdown | No one |
| 3/30/2014 16:01:42 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | JeffHardysInnerDiaglogue | Blog Otters | Caliber meltdown | cultstatus |
| 3/30/2014 16:06:02 | Scott Keith | Live Event Threads | PrimeTimeTen's "Monsoon/Heenan" commentary | Blog Otters | Caliber's e-mails exposed! | cabspaintedyellow |
| 3/30/2014 16:20:06 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | This isn't a thing right? | |
| 3/30/2014 16:33:22 | Scott Keith | Scott Sez | Doctor' Farva | Blog Otters | Caliber bugging me in e-mail until I destroyed his life in retaliation. | Me! |
| 3/30/2014 18:52:36 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 18:55:56 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | PAUL MEEKIN SMELLS | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 18:56:59 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN LIKES BANANAS | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 18:58:05 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN DRESSES LOOKS LIKE JERRY LEWIS | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:02:26 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN ARE YOU READING THIS? I THINK YOU'RE AN OKAY GUY BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP THE BLOG OTTER THING. IT'S NOT COOL. CALIBER WINFIELD IS COOL. BLOG OTTERS IS NOT COOL. ARE WE COOL? NOT LIKE IN THE WEATHER KIND OF WAY WHERE IT'S NOT COLD BUT STILL NOT HOT ENOUGH TO QUALIFY AS WARM, OR IN THE CALIBER WINFIELD KIND OF WAY WHERE EVERYTHING IS A SUPER MASSIVE RAGING BONER, BUT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE VERB KIND OF WAY WHERE ALL THE HIP YOUNGTERS WITH TIGHT JEANS SAY IT AS A WAY OF EXPRESSING COMFORT WITH SOMETHING. COOL? | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:03:07 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN SERIOUSLY ARE WE COOL? | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:03:56 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | NOT COOL MEEKIN. U TOTES SUCK LOL | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:04:32 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER > MEEKIN | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:05:44 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN WANGED CHUNG LAST NIGHT | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:06:25 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:06:59 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | YOUR DREAMS ARE IMPORTANT MEEKIN | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:08:04 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN YOUR DREAMS ARE IMPORTANT BECAUSE CALIBER NEEDS SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT WHEN HE FLEXES TO HIMSELF AT NIGHT | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:09:03 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD DOESN'T DO PUSHUPS, MEEKIN; HE PUSHES THE EARTH DOWN | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:09:46 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | BUT SERIOUSLY MEEKIN, CALIBER IS BETTER THAN YOU | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:10:58 | Brian Bayless | The Question of the Day | CAPS LOCK MAN | Parralax1978, he doesn't bang wives. | Caliber meltdown / emails to Scott | Jobber |
| 3/30/2014 19:10:57 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | DOES THAT STING, MEEKIN? DOES THE TRUTH HURT? BECAUSE NOTHING HURTS CALIBER. HE'S MADE OF ADAMANTIUM AND CHUTZPAH. AND PROBABLY FRIED CHICKEN. | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:11:54 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MMMMMMMMMMMM FRIED CHICKEN... | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:14:10 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | ANYWAY, MEEKIN, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE'RE COOL. I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT. CALIBER DEFINITELY IS. I MAY OR MAY NOT BE. BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT COOL. BUT WE ARE. SO JUST GIVE CALIBER ALL THE AWARDS BECAUSE IT MEANS A LOT TO HIM AND HE NEEDS AN EGO BOOST RIGHT NOW. IT'S ONLY THE SIZE OF THE GRAND CANYON. WE SHOULD HELP HIM ACHIEVE PACIFIC OCEAN SCALE SIZE OF EGO. | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:32:43 | Stranger in The Alps | ECW Reviews | Laughing Sting | Daniel Bryan love threads | WWF 19:87 says "Go Away" | Jobber123 |
| 3/30/2014 19:55:50 | Brian Bayless | Live Event Threads | NPP Trolls | Blog Otters | Caliber emails to Scott. | Jef Vinson. |
| 3/30/2014 20:01:33 | Anyone who doesn't do QOTD | The one where Meekin isn't there | The Outright Hatred For Blog Otters | Meekin | Meekin's Eventual Tearful Breakdown | Caliber Winfield |
| 3/30/2014 20:08:21 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | Doctor' Farva | Blog Otters | Caliber winfield | |
| 3/30/2014 20:22:07 | Brian Bayless | shoot posts | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | Murphy's fight w/ that indy wrestler | Caliber |
| 3/30/2014 20:28:16 | Mar Solo | The Question of the Day | Diva Gifs during live threads. | NPP Trolls | Caliber's meltdown. | Scott Keith |
| 3/30/2014 20:32:33 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | Scotsman | |
| 3/30/2014 20:34:59 | Brian Bayless | Live Event Threads | NPP Trolls | Blog Otters | Caliber emailing Scott. | Jef Vinson |
| 3/30/2014 20:36:23 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | Doctor' Farva | Blog Otters | Chris Benoit | |
| 3/30/2014 22:05:52 | Brian Bayless | BoD Daily Update | Nebb28's Pet Rock | Blog Otters | Caliber meltdown | Gideon Stargrave |
| 3/30/2014 22:24:47 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | WILL YOU STOP??? | Blog Otters | Elvy | |
| 3/30/2014 22:33:22 | Stranger in The Alps | Live Event Threads | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | Caliber's Meltdown | Farva |
| 3/30/2014 22:41:20 | Brian Bayless | NXT Rants | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Satan | Caliber snaps. | Bryan Bayless |
| 3/31/2014 8:25:25 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | CAPS LOCK MAN | Whatever Jobber123's gimmick is. | Scott leaving money on the table by allowing Caliber to walk away. | Jessie Baker |
| 3/31/2014 17:51:48 | Brian Bayless | The "PG" Era Rant | NPP Trolls | "liking" wrestling | ns | |
| 3/31/2014 16:01:03 | Brian Bayless | The "PG" Era Rant | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | Bayless | |
| 3/31/2014 17:02:59 | Andy PG | Scott Sez | N/A | Blog Otters | Macho Man Randy Savage, Angelo Poffo. Fuck Lanny. |
BOO! HSS!
ReplyDeleteNo offense but the Wyatt's turning face would be the absolute worst thing you could do with them. Bray is talented enough to stay over as a heel.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that Bray could be a great choice as champ. How long he'd keep it though, I have no idea.
Micro Machines, ftw!
ReplyDeleteMine's the one that says "fuck gimmicks".
ReplyDeleteI knew I should have voted for myself more than once!
ReplyDeleteI think I was the only one who voted Laughing Sting for HOF. Ouch, I sure hope I have disappointment insurance. :(
ReplyDeleteThe gimmick of the year is Hoss.
ReplyDeleteNow, unlikely as it may seem, I did not issue a vote in this process. So, thank you for recognizing the Stranger, whoever you are.
ReplyDeleteWhere's that dude been?
ReplyDeleteI vote myself in all categories and for those that I am not mentioned in, I vote Nebb28's Pet Rock and racist Abeyance
ReplyDeletePathetic
ReplyDeleteThat was a pleasant surprised. Pence tweeted about it later that night. Great stuff. :)
ReplyDeleteLaughing in the rafters
ReplyDeleteHe's gonna be champ eventually. It's just gonna be a matter of who his nemesis would be. Especially since the move to Bryan was supposed to be a move away from the whole Cena era.
ReplyDeleteAll due respect, I think a Wyatt turn would be something unexpected and cool. They're already over. The only thing is that you already have The Shield as your big 3-man face stable.
God this is stupid.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't blame them if they did lose confidence. I mean, it's neck surgery. I know people are saying it's relatively minor, but the truth is Bryan might never be the same. And for a while at least, it makes sense to be a little hesitant to just throw him right back in the main event as the top guy.
ReplyDeleteThe award presentation will take place of the scheduled dark match taping of BoD Velocity
ReplyDeleteROFL @ CAPSLOCKMAN. Whatever happened to him
ReplyDeleteDidn't get a single vote for Worst Poster! BANG!
ReplyDelete...whaddya mean 'not a category'?
The return of zanatude was a great BoD moment
ReplyDeleteI missed the voting but that's my favorite gimmick.
ReplyDeleteSo I voted myself apparently?
ReplyDeleteThe Caliber meltdown was quite fun to be a part of
ReplyDeleteTo the guy who voted me worst gimmick but didn't know what my gimmick was: I'd consider my gimmick to be "Loveable know-it-all with a heart of gold"
ReplyDeleteYou know nothing Jon Snow.
ReplyDeleteAnd just a touch of herpes. Nothing to be concerned with.
ReplyDeleteIts just a cold guys...
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^ Best username ottie award.
ReplyDeleteCategories were so lame.
ReplyDeleteI kinda can't believe they kept roughing him up so badly. I know the whole thing is fake but the human body can still take a pounding and leave a few scars if moves are performed incorrectly.
ReplyDeleteUpvote for whoever voted Chris Benoit for the hall of fame.
ReplyDeleteI approve of this statement. Of course, you pretty much came up with the gimmick. I just ran with it.
ReplyDeleteHe should have stopped doing those stupid top rope headbutts AGES ago. And I highly doubt they encourage him to do them.
ReplyDeleteIt's obviously parallax/married women. That shit is HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteSo sad I missed it live.
ReplyDeleteSure it is....
ReplyDeleteI completely forget which one I was.
ReplyDeleteWIfe Fucking Never Gets Old. No wait, it does.
ReplyDeleteI would SO watch that show. Someone should make up fake usernames to act as the legendarily awesome entrance-less jobbers they had all over the card.
ReplyDeleteThe hilarious part is that gimmick was cringy months before he started getting tired of it.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, I'm not being sarcastic: 12 year old me loved Velocity and gave Albert more heat than any fan in existence because he beat up the local entrance-less jobbers like a total JERK back in the day. I even vividly remember the announcers on Heat and Velocity talking up Bryan Danielson and Teddy Hart as future stars then having my mind blown later when I watched the YouTube matches after not seeing them in like six years.
ReplyDeleteand now we won't let it die.
ReplyDeleteNEVER.
Err big show is the obvious choice.
ReplyDeleteI think it was the one with all of the CALIBER WINFIELDs in it.
ReplyDeleteHulk Hogan,"Macho Man" Randy Savage,Terry Funk,The British Bulldogs & Mr. Wonderful all in matches on a single episode!
ReplyDeleteTalk about a stacked go-home show.
Vince could have probably poached Magnum TA away from the NWA with the cash he was wasting on all these C list celebs.
isn't it "Eva" not "Eve"?
ReplyDeleteI don't even know how you can differentiate any of the girls, but, yes.
ReplyDeleteA better question is, "Does she even wrestle?"
Oddly enough, G Gordon Liddy was focused on as much as anyone you had mentioned. He got two promos on the show.
ReplyDeletewell, Eve Torres was no great worker, but at least she had a certain amount of charisma and decent athletic ability. imo Eva Marie has not yet proven to posess any of those.
ReplyDeleteExcept to look hot with ridiculously punk-rock red hair.
ReplyDeleteI discovered wrestling around the time of the WM2 buildup, great to relive that!
ReplyDeleteYou thought Cameron was Layla? WOW! They don't look remotely alike.
ReplyDelete...no.
ReplyDelete