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Thoughts on David Schultz

Hey Scott,

What are your thoughts on Dr. D? I've watched some promos from the guy on YouTube and he actually seemed have a lot of talent and, as best as I can surmise, could have easily overtaken Piper or Orndorff for the Top Heel position if not for Stossel. Am I wrong on this? Was the 20/20 incident a turning point in his career or was D never going to be a big start in WWF?

Thanks 

​Well I mean the problem was that he was kind of a sociopath, so there was always an upper limit of what he could do in a mainstream promotion like the WWF, but he absolutely could have been a top heel with a big money run against Hogan for a good few months and guaranteed his own financial security for years to come.  And yes, the Stossel incident basically blackballed him from the business and he went back to bounty hunting or survivalist living or whatever he's up to now.  ​

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  1. All I know is my girlfriend can't stop trying to make the Imperial March fit to his theme music whenever he comes out.

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  2. I guess you could do the pass out from the pain finish; he's got, say , Sheamus in the camel clutch, and Sheamus won't tap, so that puts both the hold and the face's toughness over.

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  3. I don't think the average fan, smark or not, cares that much about a submission loss vs. a pinfall. Jericho, Benoit, Lesnar kind of, Angle, Bret, Bryan, Punk kind of... Tons of heels had submission finishers, got over just fine and didn't make their opponents look like garbage with them.

    If the argument is that in modern day, the WWE won't book a protected face to tap, I don't think you can say that because I can't think of a recent big name heel with a submission finisher.

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  4. His problem is that he went to San Francisco looking for a WOMAN. And he didn't find no WOMAN.

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  5. Brock Lock. I want it back

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  6. I want someone to take the Boston Crab.



    Reigns can use the Tazzmission in the future.

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  7. With his size and strength, he should do three or four belly to belly suplexes, driving the guy into the mat. And the pin him or apply the clutch.

    Use his amateur background as a real feature of his in ring performance.

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  8. Oh man Hogan pulling a Sid in that promo is awesome.

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  9. Did Steve Austin write this email?

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  10. The dirty commie Rusev needs to get hit with the FREEDOM DRIVER!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVQBy6zQgtc&feature=youtu.be

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  11. Dr. D was a great heel in Stampede and Memphis, but by the time he got to the WWF, he wasn't going to be the top heel in a place with 1980s Roddy Piper and Paul Orndorff.

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  12. Yeah, but you can only do that type of finish with a main eventer.

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  13. Watching his promos and some post-career interviews, Dr. D came across as someone who could snap at the drop of a dime, shoot and possibly kill someone in the ring. Probably a good thing he didn't really hang around long.

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  14. Yeah he could have a Kamala or Muraco run with Hogan but not bigger than Piper or Orndorff.

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  15. Submission finishers are great to have as an option, but everyone to me should have a non submission finish as well. Anyone, even Cena, can get pinned, but nobody is going to make him tap, and if that's the only finish a guy has, then he pretty much can only win via fluke roll up or outside interference.

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  16. Del Rio? He's not a big name like Brock or whatever but he's a multi time world and WWE champion. I personally didn't enjoy his matches with Cena as much as I could have , because they'd build on the arm but I knew there was a 0% chance Cena would ever tap to it.

    I can't speak for anyone else, but I assume the question is about heels who only have submission finishers and nothing else. Most of the guys you named (not all, but most) had a non submission finisher too, or eventually had to have one.

    Also I agree that there's nothing wrong with a face tapping, it doesn't make them look like garbage. But WWE clearly doesn't think so, at least at the top level.

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  17. I like that kick he does. That should be his finisher.

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  18. Fast Eddie AlbertMay 11, 2014 at 9:55 AM

    I think his destiny is to get built up so that he's a credible threat to Cena who will then "put him over" by making Russian jokes and not taking Rusev seriously and beating him easily with an AA during their first match.

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  19. I was just about to post that. His kick looks nasty.

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  20. All I know is the Rusev theme tells me it's time to flip the channel or go to the bathroom. Boring as hell.

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  21. I'm surprised they haven't tried to make Cena more of an American hero.

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  22. They're waiting until the feud starts to do that.

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  23. They have softened up on the "top faces not submitting" thing, where right now pretty much the only top faces that are guaranteed not to tap are Cena and the Undertaker. Rey Mysterio, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Big Show, Kane, and even Triple H and Hulk Hogan -- as top faces -- all tapped out. There is A ceiling, but it's not quite as tall.

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  24. Besides Kevin Steen working for UPS, Dr. D being a bounty hunter is the perfect life gimmick

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  25. Preemptive post: yes, better than a fake doctor life gimmick

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  26. UPS drivers probably make top much compared to Steen.

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  27. He always tries to get one Dr. D reference on his podcast. It's hilarious lol

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  28. He found a lot of MEN that looked like WOMEN!

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  29. If Austin ever does "San Francisco" in one of his podcasts I'd legitimately scare people with my laughter.

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  30. Fun fact: I've never met my mother. Yay.

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  31. My mom used to buy me wrestling ppvs back in the day. I mailed her a card and called her on the phone.

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  32. I could tell from the beginning that Lana was gonna be the one getting the push here. I like Rusev enough, and think that if he was allowed to make upper baby faces tap, he'd get over just fine. But, as we all know, that's not happening anytime soon. Sometimes I wish that WWE would just do the NJPW and AJPW 1990s finishes, where nobody was protected from doing jobs, and matches had clean finishes. It would help a lot of the midcarders a lot.

    Bringing back time limit draws would also be a step in the right direction, and enforcing of the rules a lot more, would help a lot of the heels get over more too.

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  33. I liked the storyline with Sandman's wife when they beat her up in the front of that kid.

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  34. Did anyone listen to the Jimmy Karderos(sp) interview? Not the best one but the opening with Austin talking about rats is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

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  35. Gave my mom a gift card to get flowers she likes to plant, a card, and a candle.

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  36. It was understanding he was fired because he wanted to shoot on Mr. T and sabotage Wrestlemania.

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  37. Survive if I let you.

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  38. I'm pretty sure as long as he gets to make Lana tap, he doesn't care.

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  39. Lana=Xenia Onatopp.

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  40. All I know is that Mr T really loves his mom

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  41. When Bryan was a heel, who was the biggest face he made tap? Curious to know...

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  42. He basically did have that "Kamala and Muraco" run with Hogan. He was one of the first to do so before they started making real money with those programs.

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  43. Nothing this year.


    No


    Mr.T speech

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  44. Austin on rats = ENTERTAINMENT.

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  45. Last year I gave her a card.

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  46. YankeesHoganTripleHFanMay 11, 2014 at 11:16 AM

    When I was 10 my mother ordered Wrestlemania V and hosted a party for me any my friends, (she also seemed to be a fan of the Ultimate Warrior and seemed genuinely sad when he died.)

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  47. TJ: Good Question of the Day: Have you bought the WWE Network? Are you happy with it? Do you plan on renewing it after 6 months? What do you like best about it? Least about it?

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  48. YankeesHoganTripleHFanMay 11, 2014 at 11:17 AM

    See my post above.

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  49. YankeesHoganTripleHFanMay 11, 2014 at 11:18 AM

    Oh boo hoo neither has my sister, (she was adopted from Korea at 4 months old)

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  50. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:19 AM

    I got my mom a two tone purple crystals watch with a purple face, an annual flower thingy with purple and yellow, a wine she used to really like that has become impossible to find and I made a card with two pictures of myself (one I'm striking the Randy Orton pose foe some reason) with "CONGRATULATIONS ON CREATING ME".

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  51. Stranger in the AlpsMay 11, 2014 at 11:20 AM

    http://img.pandawhale.com/83571-Blink-182-WTF-gif-Imgur-First-VbnD.gif

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  52. YankeesHoganTripleHFanMay 11, 2014 at 11:20 AM

    Favorite mother related storyline? Are you kidding me....how can it be ANYTHING other then Linda rising from the wheelchair and kicking Vince in the nuts?

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  53. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:22 AM

    My mom would sometimes walk through or be sitting in the room when I was watching wrestling. She would always comment about how Flair was good looking. I don't know what to think about that.

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  54. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 11, 2014 at 11:22 AM

    Curse you for your pre-emptive insulting of yourself.

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  55. Yes. Yes. Yes. Clash of the Champions, Vault stuff, PPV library, Live PPV's I like the most. I hate the reality shows and Best of HOF garbage.

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  56. She wanted to ride Space Mountain.

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  57. This is the only correct answer for best mother related storyline: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfvPUJQXbrI

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  58. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:24 AM

    Of course I bought The Network. Very happy with it. I plan on renewing every six months for the foreseeable future. I like the huge selection and being able to put on any PPV I want at any time. Not too happy how it's a bit limited on the Xbox 360, no instantly skipping to a certain match, no saving your place, no search feature. But that's a minor gripe.

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  59. She probably thinks otherwise today.

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  60. Stranger in the AlpsMay 11, 2014 at 11:27 AM

    My mother once said that BikerTaker was good looking. I hold very high standards for my mother, and BikerTaker is below them.

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  61. Mine was JCVD clone.

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  62. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:29 AM

    This seems appropriate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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  63. my mom was eaten by rabid otters. I still want to kill those suckers on sight.

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  64. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:33 AM

    Damn, at least my mom had standards enough to like Ric Flair.

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  65. She regrets that statement today.

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  66. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:35 AM

    Lana's legs are worth it.

    FTFY

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  67. The Love-Matic Grampa!May 11, 2014 at 11:36 AM

    Knew exactly what this was before I even clicked the link, and watched it anyway. Bossman was so awesome during that feud, but as often happens he started doing his best character work after his body broke down and he just couldn't make it happen in the ring anymore.

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  68. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:38 AM

    Was he talking about ring rats or rodent rats?

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  69. The Love-Matic Grampa!May 11, 2014 at 11:39 AM

    "I made a card with two pictures of myself (one I'm striking the Randy
    Orton pose foe some reason) with "CONGRATULATIONS ON CREATING ME".

    *golf clap*

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  70. It is so amusing to me that the two biggest Bossman feuds revolved around mothers.

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  71. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 11:40 AM

    Just got off the phone with my mom, we have an uneasy relationship, and that's putting it mildly. Anyway, she's like my brother, in that she thinks wrestling is stupid and that I'm an idiot for still watching it in my 30s. And the only way 'Lax is getting up in that shit is if he gets a sex change. And besides, she's nearly 60 and is literally a grandmother, that's just nasty.

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  72. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 11:41 AM

    My mom thought HBK was hot, and she doesn't even like men. And she'll swear to this day that he's gay.

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  73. You need a drink.

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  74. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:42 AM

    There is a wierd subsection of people into GMILFS. Is the uneasy relathionship because you don't get along with her girlfriend?

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  75. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 11:42 AM

    I'm having one. Would like to have a few more, but I have to work at 4.

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  76. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 11:42 AM

    Her wife, and yes, I fucking despise her.

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  77. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 11:43 AM

    Nothing hot about it.

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  78. I have some problems with mine too,she doesn't like that I'm doing History,she wanted me to be a military guy.And she's like the fact that I'm a atheist.

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  79. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:44 AM

    The way he dressed with the chaps don't help HBKs case on not being gay. I'm sure the guy is straight but he did dress a little ambiguous.

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  80. To her argument,he posed to playgirl,a sane man wouldn't do that

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  81. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:45 AM

    Sorry to hear that, is she just a massive bitch or is it you just don't see eye to eye? Sorry if I'm getting too personal.

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  82. I'm in WI; my mom is in CA. I gave her a call; we have a decent enough relationship.


    Never caught 'llax with her, but I'm pretty sure she would have made him tap out.

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  83. Sounds like a really odd fetish.

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  84. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 11:47 AM

    My mom isn't a religious person at all, so she could care less about me being an atheist. Her problem with me is my boozing and the fact that I'm lazy as shit, my problem with her is that her wife is a fucking cunt. Legit gripes all around.

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  85. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:47 AM

    You have to do what you want and makes you happy (as long as it isn't hurting anybody of course) and just hope one day your mother understands. My mother has always been really supportive but my father, not so much. My grandfather was even worse. They tried to turn me against my mother which totally blew up in their faces.

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  86. She's not religious,but she makes these smarky comments,and the she says it's a joke.

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  87. Me and my dad never got along,I can't talk with him.We live together but with never were close.I'm my mom has some racial issues too.That's why I'm getting more trouble lately.

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  88. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 11:50 AM

    She's just a massive bitch, just not a nice person in any way. And don't worry about getting too personal, I often talk about my personal life here with people that know me, but don't really know me, if that makes sense. Hell, Parallax probably knows more about me than anyone I know IRL.

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  89. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 11:51 AM

    That sort of passive-aggressive bullshit is just what women do. Can't live with em, can't kill em...

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  90. The True Lies dillema

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  91. YankeesHoganTripleHFanMay 11, 2014 at 11:53 AM

    Say what you want about Dr. D. His match on the original Hulkamania VHS was fantastic.

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  92. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 11:54 AM

    Same here. Once I realized that my dad and that entire side of my family are fucking scumbag assholes... Anyway, I haven't spoken to anyone on my dad's side since he died a year ago.

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  93. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:54 AM

    That really sucks, I wonder why your mom is with such a massive bitch. You seem pretty cool and stable so I'm going to guess she is as well. Why attach yourself to somebody like that for so long? I mean I've been in relationships with a couple of bitches but nothing lasting over two years and even that was way too long. It's funny, I'm the same as Parallax knows a lot about me as well.

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  94. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 11:55 AM

    He would if was paid enough, and we know he didn't do it for free.

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  95. Well 75% of my family are bastards.My uncle screwed my father.My grandfather is a drunk..... the list goes on.

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  96. The Playgirl shoot is the reason why the Winged belt is never used.

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  97. Christopher JoeckelMay 11, 2014 at 11:56 AM

    After he got pinned, or am I thinking of a different Match?

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  98. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 11:57 AM

    Hell, Bret has said that Shawn and Vince were porking each other. Granted, that was almost certainly just shit-talking over Montreal, but I mean... if it walks like a duck...

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  99. Ask Patterson if is the thruth.

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  100. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 11:58 AM

    Shame, it's better than any belt they're using now. And what the fuck was Vince thinking when he approved that?

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  101. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 11:59 AM

    I still talk with my dad sporadically and visit him once a year (also to see my younger siblings). My dad has softened up a bit though. My grandfather was the one behind the whole plan to turn me against my mother anyway. He sat me down and told me all these lies about her and saying it was solely her fault my parents got divorced. Really fucked up shit. I gave him back the car he gave me (he was rich so he thought he could control me with his money) and didn't see him again till he was on his deathbed in a coma. I know this isn't taking the high road but I licked my finger and wiped it on his cheek to simulate me spitting on his face. I know, I know, it's low but whatever, it felt good to do.

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  102. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BikzaM61UeA



    It's been a month,but we gotta remember this moment.

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  103. I miss the Jericho Belts.

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  104. Needs more Dry Ice Burns.

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  105. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 12:01 PM

    Pretty much my entire family, me and my brother included, have had issues with booze or drugs. We're full-blooded Irish and live in fucking Buffalo, what do you expect?

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  106. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 12:01 PM

    That sucks man, once you go out on your own I would say try to have as little contact with them as possible. It will make your life that much saner.

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  107. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 12:02 PM

    I'm half Irish, half Italian so I know the alcoholic family well.

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  108. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 12:04 PM

    I don't get it either, they've been together since I was 10 or so (I'm 32 now), but then again no one understood why the fuck I was with a chick that's 12 years older than me for nearly 10 years. The heart wants what the heart wants, I guess.

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  109. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    Dude, it's Buffalo, there's literally nothing else to do but get shitfaced.

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  110. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 12:06 PM

    Well Vince even did a Playboy interview where he alluded to being sexually abused by his step father.

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  111. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 12:07 PM

    Those tag belts are so nasty that I would refuse to be a tag champ. Fuck that, I ain't being seen in public with that.

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  112. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 12:07 PM

    But Playboy is classy porn, not a gay skin mag.

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  113. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 12:08 PM

    Same with Staten Island, yeah the city is right there and an hour away but you don't go there all the time. Also smaller county in Florida, not much to do here. I spent a good amount of time in high school and college high and/or shitfaced.

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  114. YankeesHoganTripleHFanMay 11, 2014 at 12:10 PM

    Who's Perelix1978? Oh now I remember...1978 was the year that the Yankees and Sox had their 1 game playoff....and the Yankees went on to win the World Series....that was a good year.

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  115. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 12:10 PM

    Hell, I work at a bar. Booze pays my bills, for fuck's sake.

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  116. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 12:11 PM

    Fuck the Yankees.

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  117. Racist and extremist mom.I'm no angel but she's tough to deal sometimes.

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  118. Personally I'm digging Rusev so far, love the Lana partnership especially considering theyre a real life couple. I genuinely think Lana is one of the top 5 hottest women on the planet

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  119. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 12:20 PM

    My dad was really racist. My grandfather too, he hated Asians, like most people that fought in WW2.

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  120. Entrance of the year.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POUqeD_-4ck

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  121. She hates black people,she said in front of me"they're the evil in the world,everything you see a criminal he's black,they must die".I kept my mouth shut.

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  122. YankeesHoganTripleHFanMay 11, 2014 at 12:23 PM

    Your from Amsterdam why should you even care about the Yankees? (by the way got any really good chronic?)

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  123. My Dad died when I was 12 and my Mom raised 3 of us (I'm the oldest) so I give her a lot of respect for that.


    I don't usually give much of a gift for Mo's Day though. This year, and most years, I just take her, my Grandma, and my Wife out to brunch and buy them flowers.

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  124. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 12:25 PM

    Wow... If I said something like that in front of my mom she'd probably punch me in the face.

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  125. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 12:25 PM

    I'm not from Amsterdam, and yes, I have some top shelf trees right now.

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  126. Well,I'm confused about things.What's the right thing to do,people say just because you did a bad thing you must condemned forever(in some cases you should),I don't know people really want this eye for a eye mentality.

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  127. Yeah, because the rest of her is just so damn unappealing right?

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  128. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 12:29 PM

    Depends on the bad thing, I suppose. Anything specific on your mind here?

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  129. The guy was a junkie,stole some wallet git busted.Does he deserve to be condemned for the rest of his for that,I know this is a stupid thing I'm doing,I'm just trying to fix my head about some issues.

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  130. I just had a Monster and I'm never having one with a hangover EEEEEVEERRRR AGAAAAIN

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  131. My favorite Austin podcast-ism is his insistence that Trader Joe's build bigger parking lots.

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  132. That was awesome. I loved the one about the public bathroom and wanting to kick the crap out of the person that invented automatic faucets.

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  133. YankeesHoganTripleHFanMay 11, 2014 at 12:42 PM

    Soo....what are we fighting about?

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  134. Your_Favourite_LoserMay 11, 2014 at 12:43 PM

    *looks through comments*

    not ONE mention of judy bagwell yet?

    son, i am disappoint

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  135. NOOOOOO,why you brought back that moment.

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  136. Your_Favourite_LoserMay 11, 2014 at 12:46 PM

    "My grandfather too, he hated Asians"

    abeyance is your grandad reincarnated?!

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  137. Your_Favourite_LoserMay 11, 2014 at 12:47 PM

    eat some wings

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  138. He's like early DDP: Kim was only thing that was interesting. For the longest time I'd hear "self high-five" and just automatically switch to Raw because my brain refused to believe he was worth my time. Ironically it carried over to when I went to Mania 18. I heard " it's me, it's me, it's DDP" and I went to get a beer. Billy Gunn, Prince Iaukea and The Miz are also members of the vaunted " bathroom break" spot on PPV.

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  139. stone cold, stacy keibler, and beer.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLy-KAbF3qI

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  140. They'd just have Rusev finish off a top guy with something other than the camel clutch.

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  141. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryMay 11, 2014 at 12:53 PM

    I got my mom "Fantastic Mr. Fox" and "The World's End" for Mother's Day; she didn't contribute to my wrestling fandom, but she has been kind enough to give me a lift to Staples Center when I go to PPVs (it gives her and my stepdad an excuse to hang out in Santa Monica for a few hours).


    It's still a bit of a bittersweet day, I'm so used to giving two calls on Mother's Day, but I lost my stepmother last February and this holiday still doesn't feel complete without hearing her voice. =/

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  142. She does hate wrestling though. Never wanted me to watch it at all.

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  143. Austin, Spike Dudley, and heat off the chart.

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  144. What's the matter with YOU Gene?

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  145. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 12:59 PM

    The Yankees sucking balls?

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  146. I've read none of this but my assumption is that it all blows.

    Parallaxs head would explode if he saw what OfficerFarva was doing

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  147. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    Can't have wings with beer to wash that shit down.

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  148. Can't we we get questions like "best tag team matches?"

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  149. No. Did the trial but was disappointed by lack of Raw/Smackdown content, which made watching the PPVs without any of the build up/promos/story like skipping to the last chapter of a book; did not enjoy the matches I remember liking (cringed at more of the spots in the first TLC than cheered); lackluster layout (e.g. not having bookmarks/chapters in shows only to have chapters that "spoiled" the ending of matches appear on a few shows on the last day of my trial; no WWE-generated playlists of segments/matches based on match type, wrestler, feud, time period; poor recommendations, as Wrestlemania 25 seemed to be its primary suggestion even after watching Summerslam 2000 and the Invasion PPV); and don't mind reading about PPV results vs. seeing it live (last PPV I bought was a Rumble in 07 or 08), especially given my feelings on the current product.


    Understand the value but don't know off hand what would convince me to subscribe in the future.

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  150. Knuckleberry PinnMay 11, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    Hahaha and he always asks that same Stossel question too. I swear at this point he could write a dissertation on the incident.

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  151. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 1:01 PM

    As long as you didn't rape or kill anyone I'm willing to let it go.

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  152. I kiss bought a stripper 45 dollars in drink and her reward was "you can take me home now if you want."

    Bitch, what if I dont want to

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  153. DDP in WWE:


    "It's me, it's me... I gotta pee*"


    (pee pronounced closer to "pay")

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  154. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 11, 2014 at 1:03 PM

    I was watching Clash 23 earlier and it's a good show. The Hollywood Blondes vs Flair/Arn match is really good until the BS finish.

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  155. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 1:04 PM

    That kind of sums up WCW as a whole.

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  156. Scott calling dougie annoying is the funniest shit ever. Of course Mr Satan, buckdiddy and all the other npp scrubs are gonna retaliate now, but it's true

    - Mr Satan/Mick Foley response: fake dr derp.derp.derp

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  157. why would you buy a stripper 45 dollars worth of drinks?

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  158. She was hot and kept touching my dick. All I got.

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  159. Your_Favourite_LoserMay 11, 2014 at 1:14 PM

    official theme songs of mothers day:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI (obvious)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiDcMnRKi8c

    and for the sentimental ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA_lWS5FL2A

    and for the ones with less than good relationships: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3CYTwpLhVY

    and fuck yeah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFQbERB2DAM

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  160. She sure worked some free drinks out of you.

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  161. Plus she was hanging out and the tab wa high between me and a few friends

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  162. She kept showing me pics of her 3 kids

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  163. YankeesHoganTripleHFanMay 11, 2014 at 1:15 PM

    27 titles more guys in the hall of fame the any other franchise in sports...with two more to go??

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  164. I'm a philanthropist!!!

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  165. So....were you at a strip club or just some bar?

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  166. Will they give him Real American?

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  167. Yeah, looked painful.

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  168. This question sucks meekin.

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  169. Yeah, after he got pinned.

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  170. Bring back the Stump Puller!

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  171. The same one whose married?

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  172. doesn't that go without saying?

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  173. Strip club.

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  174. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day#Dates_around_the_world


    Those crazy Panamanians.

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  175. Mama Benjamin, always a favorite.

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  176. At least it's not poop.

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  177. She was like bj, or sex all included. Who tje fuck wants to do that? Unless ur Dougie

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  178. Calling Dougie annoying? How offensive!

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  179. I love how scott called him put for being annoying. Yet he still trolls!

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  180. Mama Benjamin was awesome!

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  181. Or shake him upside down.

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  182. Its dollar bills ya'll for them strippers. They need to get paid too. You were an easy mark. (side note, I have got drunk with a stripper at a strip club as well.)

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  183. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryMay 11, 2014 at 1:27 PM

    This makes the issues I have with my mom seem normal.

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  184. .I thin CultStatus is secretly backing Meekin
    It's the only wat Meekin can still have posting privileges

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  185. Ciroc peach. Bitch

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  186. He's never leaving.

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  187. jason hervey should not be anywhere near a judging table.

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  188. Ok. That's just wrong.

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  189. I'm waiting for you to pass out at your phone/keyboard. Don't post and drink.

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  190. Chances parallax is sitting at home thinking if some wanna be witty BoD joke. ..100%


    Someone's wife, derp derp

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