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TNA Impact Thread

Matches for tonight include:

Willow vs. Bram & Magnus
Sanada vs. Tigre Uno vs. DJ Zema Ion for the X Division Title
James Storm vs. Mr. Anderson

Comments

  1. Hello,did you know that Hiroshi Tanahashi was stabbed by his ex-girlfriend in 2002?

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  2. No, lol Tell me the story

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  3. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:02 PM

    MVP throws a nice worked punch.

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  4. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    Yeah EY. Three title defenses in 4 weeks is a better than most other organizations champs.

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  5. EY really needs a new theme.

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  6. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    "women leotard wearing ass?"

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  7. EY is over with me for making fun of MVP's stupid ring gear.

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  8. So are we getting a Dixie let group vs. MVP's led group eventually for ULTIMATE CONTROL (again)?

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  9. Oprah NoodlemantraMay 15, 2014 at 7:06 PM

    Just heard about this on the ROH show. Crazy, crazy shit.

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  10. If MVP didn't have the rows and did more of this in the WWE, could he have been a more legit main eventer?

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  11. His girlfriend was TV news reporter,he ended his relationship with her and she stabbed him in the back,making him lose 1/3 of his blood,Tana also had to to the hospital using his scooter with the knife in his back.That incident almost made him retire,news broke all over Japan,so when he decided to stay in wrestling his comeback match sold out.I think he's married today with another chick and is considered a heartthrob there.

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  12. Yeah, he did fit the bill already.

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  13. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    No. According to him they control the way you look in the WWE and wouldn't let him cut his hair (even though he wanted to.)

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  14. I hope not. No one would cheer Dixie if she ultimately became face. She's the opposite of Vince.

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  15. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    MVP is KILLING it on the mic.

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  16. Gotcha. I just thought his attire was shit and he looked like a goon with the hair.

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  17. I wonder if Spud gave Dixie's seat a sniff when she got out of the car.

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  18. His love for the sticky icky was probably more of an impediment than his hairstyle tbh.

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  19. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    With his hair cut short he looks like Louis Farrakhan.

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  20. Business is about to pick up.

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  21. Well then they mine as well bring back the Nation!

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  22. Yeah, Magnus did get soft.

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  23. One thing I do like about TNA is when they sign a guy, we seem them quickly instead of a guy going to developmental for years like Generico.

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  24. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:10 PM

    I'm trying to get Senada's signature on my X Division belt but it's nearly fucking impossible.

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  25. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:10 PM

    ...just wait.

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  26. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    Jeff's on that Archie Bunker tonight.

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  27. Go home Jeff, your crazy.

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  28. Bram... just pull a fucking fowling piece and end Hardy, mm'kay?

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  29. Call him Saint Seiya.

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  30. Do you think thatt the whole willow thing is just how everyone else appears to Jeff all the time?

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  31. The dangerous kind.

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  32. Guy from the Ascension in NXT

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  33. Random British "thug", friend of GO GO POWER RANGERS!

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  34. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:12 PM

    I think it's what he sees in the mirror after a hit.

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  35. He said the NJPW management was worried since he was gonna be their next big star.

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  36. Wait the guy that teamed with Connor O'Brien?

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  37. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    He wrote Dracula.

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  38. Remember when TNA use to be sponsored by Direct Auto Insurance?

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  39. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    So, is he the green one or the blue one?

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  40. and a giant 5 Hour energy logo in the ring

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  41. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    They haven't put up the summer house show schedule yet so i don't know where he'll be. I need his Kenny Kings and DJ Zema

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  42. Forgot about that one.

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  43. He's going to be gone by August or earlier.

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  44. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    Did he say DFW or VFW?


    Because I don't think they could sell out a show in either locations.


    Side note: Does the Sportatorium still exist?

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  45. With Matt Morgan on the ads.

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  46. You show an image of Willow, then call him Jeff Hardy.....

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  47. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    Willow should team with the Menagerie.

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  48. Dallas one destroyed in 2003.

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  49. And his partner Crimson had a feud with him over it.

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  50. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:17 PM

    I know. Time is of the essence.

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  51. Nope. Closed in 1998, damaged in a fire in late 2001, demolished in 2003.

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  52. That would make sense.

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  53. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    King.


    It's not like they have too many black people on the roster. It was like figuring out who Doom was.

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  54. I don't think commentary is acting like it doesn't know who Willow is.

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  55. That'll be a nice piece of memorabilia.

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  56. Do you have all X Division champs sign it?

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  57. Gentlemen,Marry/Fuck/Kill time


    Jane Levy,Emma Stone or Emma Watson.

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  58. I think making Hardy be Willow is good from a character standpoint but bad from marketing. People will pay tickets if they see Jeff Hardy, they won't if they just see Willow.

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  59. m: levy
    f: stone
    k: watson

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  60. lol i remember that garbage. it was like the shampoo edge/booker feud

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  61. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    Bram looks like a cross between Storm and Gunner.

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  62. Kill Watson, she can ram you in the face with a sledgehammer.

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  63. Levy,Watson,Stone a really tough decision.

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  64. Watson
    Stone
    Levy

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  65. Levy and Stone are very cute. Watson doesnt do anything for me.

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  66. So we'll get in the next NJPW one but two Gracie matches.Why?

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  67. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    One person beating 2 is a pet peeve of mine, but this is acceptable.

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  68. Too many long haired bearded guys

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  69. Levy seems like this really nice girl that would like me the way I am.

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  70. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    Stunner?
    Gorm?

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  71. He should be called Bram Bram Bigallow.

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  72. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    EY to Security guy : "You don't make enough"
    Security guy to EY: "Neither do you."

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  73. 1. So Magnus is a babyface now then?

    2. If Bram has a habit of beating the shit out of people with crowbars, surely he would have been denied a visa to get into the US?

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  74. embrace who you are

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  75. You were the saddest looking rent a cops.

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  76. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    Only if the announcer was Asian, cuz that's how they would pronounce it.

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  77. One of the saddest parts of the Heroes of World Class doc (the independent one) was Kevin Von Erich taking one last tour of the damaged building shortly before it was demolished...


    ... short of someone dumping a TON of money into a complete rebuild, it was a goner. The land's currently part of a "Trinity River Project", but I don't care enough to dig that deep.

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  78. They get no reaction from the crowd.

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  79. M, F, K:


    Imogen Poots, Yvonne Strahovski, Elisha Cuthbert

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  80. Levy seems so down to earth.

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  81. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    Shame. That is the type of place TNA should do their shows.

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  82. NJPW thinks Japan loves em lol

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  83. Yvonne,Elisha,Imogen.

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  84. Cuthbert, Cuthbert, the other two.

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  85. "BRAMMAA BRAMMAA BIGELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW"

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  86. Just let Nakamura Boma ye them till death.

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  87. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    Yeah. Besides those names I need X Pac and Lynn. But they're easier to get.

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  88. I love chicks like that.and somehow like tattoed chicks.

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  89. Since I wasn't part of the religion thread a lot in the daily update, any fights happened?
    For those who were there?

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  90. Magnus has been tossed aside, shame.

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  91. "BOMA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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  92. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    Yeah. I had a lot of people ask me to sell it at the last autograph signing.


    I like collecting weird things and since I don't know if TNA will be around in 5 years I figure it would be a nice collectors item.

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  93. Saturday,I'm going to a church,oh man I'm gonna burn.

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  94. You'll be fine.

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  95. Wasn't really a fight. People just spent an hour or so making fun of Christianity. I am a Christian so I didn't really participate, but everyone is allowed their opinion and I wasn't offended by it at all.

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  96. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    Where does Spud get his jackets? He's like the Riddler's little brother.

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  97. Gotta love the announcers,especially the color guy that suffers from Lizuka,Rusev could do that shit to Cole every week.

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  98. Wasn't Kendrick really cool with you?

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  99. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    Dixie to cameramen: "I PAY YOUR SALARY!!"
    Cameraman to DIxie: "No you don't."

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  100. Yeah, I'm going to have to check it out later, I left when it was starting.

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  101. I'd usually say CALL 911 YOU FUCKING VAPID TWAT!, but I want to see her go through a few tables. Preferably head-first.

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  102. Don't give TNA idea. He'll return as "Haiku" next week.

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  103. Miranda
    Elisha
    Imogen

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  104. Hell no, it was bad joke material.

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  105. M, F, K: Santina, Nicole Bass, Cloudy

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  106. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    Yeah. He was cool as fuck. Lethal was an asshole.

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  107. M,F,K


    Carice Van Houten,Lena Headey and Rose Leslie.

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  108. Gail turned face...?


    Not that I'm complaining... just that the logic took a bit of a leap.

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  109. You don't need to be here anymore Kim, you have a rich husband.

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  110. I better avoid it then. I'm open for freedom of religion but if I get made fun of for being a Catholic, I wanna snap sometimes.

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  111. Of course you'd say that to her because she's Asian.

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  112. I did that for the first one, and really didn't feel like answering.

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  113. That explains your hate with Lethal.

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  114. She had a backstage promo a few weeks ago speaking against the Beautiful People.

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  115. One of the BP is 10x hotter than the other.

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  116. I'm atheist but I hate these type of things,you gotta respect the individual's choices.

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  117. You got the subtleness of it.

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  118. I think Angelina looks better. Look at Velvet SUPER up close in her face.

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  119. ... yeah, that's enough.

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  120. Where's Lacey?

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  121. I was tired of the Beautiful People way back in the day. This act is way past its expiration date.

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  122. Look at Angelina, period. That woman ain't met a plastic surgeon she didn't make a "donation" to.

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  123. I had to google to confirm that Imogen Poots was a real person. She's cute, but that name is more like a declarative statement.

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  124. I'm a Lutheran, and don't worry about burning, just wear something nice, unless the church is more relaxed.

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  125. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    Yep. I don't care that he was rude to me, but he was a dickhead to little kids.

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  126. Maybe this will change your mind: PRE surgery Velvet: http://www.lethalwow.com/images3/talia-madison-66.jpg

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  127. I don't know what type of church is.

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  128. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    Wasn't he Meng as well?

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  129. Velvet paid well, I see.

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  130. What a hideous creature.

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  131. Why are you going again?

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  132. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    They're TNA's version of Dx.

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  133. My friends 18th birthday party.

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  134. I'm SHOCKED WWE hasn't stole that. Also its IIZUKA, not LIZUKA lol, pet peeve

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  135. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    ...ugh. DO I HAVE to?

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  136. Idiot,not you.

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  137. Is there really a wrestler named Bram?

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  138. Did they ever try to have fun with Hemme in the shower?

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  139. Remember that one knockouts match where Madison hit Roxxi with the microphone & got like 0.5 muta out of her? Well here it is.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xxGZI8L-0Zo#t=357

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  140. Sorry.I still laugh when he goes after the color guy.

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  141. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    http://www.pwmania.com/recent-photos-of-former-tna-knockout-lacey-von-erich

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  142. Ah, well in any case, always assume it's going to be strict.

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  143. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m_60X3rrrE4/TRf2FRvhGTI/AAAAAAAAAy4/GFQJjY-bRt4/s400/carol-castro-11.jpg



    Let's start the pictures.

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  144. No, seriously?

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  145. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    That surgeon should get an award for best special effects.

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  146. I remember when there was a time to be proud of the Knockouts division.

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  147. I vaguely remember this. Nice gash though.

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  148. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:38 PM

    Before I click on this....is the blood coming out of her head?

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  149. Wow, I've always thought that mic shots were pure retardation until just now.

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  150. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    Your comment can be taken more than one way.

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  151. Okay, I just love that Doritos commercial. The kid kicking on the box makes it work past "bad" to "good kind of bad"

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  152. Of course man! This was during the time when the Knockouts meant something!

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  153. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    Say hi to Jerry Lawler for us.

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  154. He's a man.

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  155. 18th... unless said friend has a much younger sister...

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  156. Yes, Lawler is male.

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  157. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 15, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    Cute.

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  158. Ok, so who is this Bram arsehole? All google gets me is the Elephant Show guy.

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  159. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Cameron_(wrestler)

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  160. He's apparently an ex-NXT guy... half of Ascension?

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  161. He's trying to be the new you.

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  162. And had more than 3 wrestlers.

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  163. I'm reading Angle is done with TNA, so why are they bothering to post updates?

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  164. And could have ***+ matches.

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  165. Time to retire Kurt.

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  166. Imagine if he goes to Global Force. Jarrett gets his wife and has him working FOR him again LOL

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  167. Awesome Kong, Hermada Roxie, ODB, Taylor Wilde, good times.

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  168. So sad to see Kaz run out like this...

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  169. Thank you. And here is a link to the Elephant Show guy. I like his vest.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SharonLoisBram.jpg

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  170. Bad Influence are going to ROH I guess then probably Global Force

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  171. Apparently Ascension was a stable. I did not know that.

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  172. Here's comes the Juggalos.

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  173. Ugh, no. Just one more WWE run and be done with it.

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  174. She seems happy with Jarrett,and Jeff seems to be a nice guy.

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  175. One more match in WWE.

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