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  1. Woo! Hope to find out the name of MVP's faction tonight.

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  2. Hi all ... *crickets*

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  3. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:00 PM

    Money, Power, Respect.

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  4. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:00 PM

    Peace and good evening.

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  5. And the show is already starting good.

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  6. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:00 PM

    If the WWE could get NXT on a cable network the Impact thread would be empty.

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  7. Yeah, just sell NXT to Spike.

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  8. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:01 PM

    I really think the NYC tapings will make or break TNA.

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  9. I'm leaning toward breaking.

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  10. You know what? Fuck it, I'm not watching. Night, folks.

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  11. I think it is the opposite what we are thinking with the TV deal. I think they are negotiating with networks other than Spike because the talent agency is doing all the negotiations. There are many cable networks that would love a 1+ million viewers a week new programming every week show. I wouldn't be surprised if the agency suggested them leaving Spike.

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  12. How many feuds are we having meshed together?

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  13. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:04 PM

    Good visual, but you're not gonna be able to get your deposit back.

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  14. Oh, uh....never mind.

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  15. Bully looks reinvigorated lately. Contract must be up soon...

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  16. Another one leaving, TNA just cleaning house.

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  17. Nah, Bully is under contract for another couple years I believe. I was just joking ,lol.

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  18. Abeyance...Made it to the first save point before you jump down the hole at the End of the World in KH.

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  19. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    "It ain't no fun..." only applies if you're gonna gangbang a chick. You know, what Matt Hardy had to hear all the time a few years back.

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  20. Have fun with that boss.

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  21. The walk through the first part was awesome.

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  22. I hope that the stable stays at three. TNA has had a habit of putting too many guys in one stabel

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  23. Yeah, so you went back to all the worlds already to take out enemies there?

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  24. MVP is just owning his role.

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  25. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:10 PM

    I will say this. Spud earns his free buffet coupons every week

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  26. Aries picked the wrong color attire.

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  27. Oh yeah, you have to do that within the final world, then you have to face a boss.

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  28. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    Bully: "I'm gonna kill you three nig-"


    ***PLEASE STAND BY***

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  29. Spud has been turned into mashed potatoes.

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  30. Final one is a doozy.

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  31. I wonder if Charlotte in NXT will add blading to her moveset.

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  32. I see what you did there....

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  33. Takes a lot of attempts?

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  34. Anything but partying.

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  35. She can call the move the "Time of the Month" or TOM for short.

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  36. Yeah, plus it's like 6 stages.

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  37. Spud is highly entertaining. There, I said it.

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  38. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    Or massive debt?


    Or binge drinking?

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  39. WTF lol. I'm level 47 now. Should I go level up somewhere?

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  40. So you and I were thinking of the same thing....

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  41. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    I think she's bending over and getting butt shots but not how you mean.

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  42. You're not wrong, he's a nice little comedy character.

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  43. Go do more Coliseum tournaments.

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  44. It's Taking Over!

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  45. I beat Hercules today finally. Might try the next one that's 49 rounds.

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  46. He sold that powerbomb like death, and his feeble attempts to get away (like hiding under the table) were great. The little things...

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  47. She could REALLY make a man out of the fat boy's girl in the front row.

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  48. You have at least 2-3 more tournaments.

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  49. On what planet was it a good idea to bring Lashley back?

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  50. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:17 PM

    Leave Caliber out of this.

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  51. When Willow beat him in his debut, I was feeling sad for Spud.

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  52. Lashley isn't 100% terribawful (compared to some guys). I mean, he's got the look, right?

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  53. He fits in well with the stable.

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  54. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    Lashley IS a mistake.

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  55. Because he is black?

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  56. It's a Disney game!

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  57. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    Big Negro idiot?

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  58. I want the return of Black Machismo to fight Kenny King.

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  59. Ohhhhh yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!

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  60. I wonder what they'll do after this since the whole roster is wrestling in the match.

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  61. More Bully Ray shenanigans!

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  62. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    Slow-motions shots of Tessmacher walking to the ring?

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  63. Watch Aries and the Wolves wrestle vs watching and listening to Lashley and Tenay.

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  64. They could invite the fans to come wrestle. I mean, with the fans in attendance, the roster DOUBLES in size. TIMES TWO!

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  65. Really, at this point - is Lashley THAT much worse than Tenay?

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  66. Tenay makes me want to change the channel, Lashley just leaves me smh

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  67. For a second, Lashley reminded me of a bookshelf with a peach on top.

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  68. Then what do they do after that fatal four way?

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  69. Yeah, if Take Over is only 2 hours, I may just catch the second half of the reply at 2 and comment on the NXT thread.

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  70. Why is Aries wearing Jericho's ring gear?

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  71. Oh, sorry, I meant 12.

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  72. He's a decent power guy.

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  73. This is elimination rules?

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  74. Uh oh, TNA going WCW on us.

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  75. This all HAS to lead to a King of the Mountain match at Slammiversary, right?

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  76. I don't have my sound on lol

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  77. I actually liked King of the Mountain, despite it's logic.

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  78. Botched stomp! Ouch.

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  79. Me too. Penalty box ftw

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  80. NXT watching still?

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  81. Should have saved that match for last. No reason for me to keep watching.

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  82. Bully Ray, putting people through tables.

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  83. Tonight's card:

    -Bram vs. Tigre Uno.

    -Mr. Anderson and Gunner vs. BroMans.

    -MVP, Bobby Lashley, and Kenny King vs. Austin Aries and The Wolves in a six-man tag.

    -The Beautiful People vs. Gail Kim and Brittany.

    -Eric Young vs. Bully Ray.

    Shore's Slant: A major TNA star also returns.

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  84. Wow, haven't seen that a million times since 1999!

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  85. Oh that Anderson match should be something.

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  86. Watching it on and off during commercials.

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  87. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    Their relationship is creepy.

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  88. Whose, missed the commercial.

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  89. Apparently, EC3 is a Clevelander as well.

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  90. Yeah, with I like better.

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  91. Aww, no no Power Rangers.....

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  92. Willow should've called his hut in the woods: Willowby when Spud and EC3 were hunting him.

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  93. Yeah, surprised no one has been billed from Painesvile OH as well.

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  94. Perfect wrestling city name.

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  95. Yeah, that's leaving money on the table.

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  96. I'd ride with Jeff so he could get a real high.

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  97. BRam and Magnus should bring back Doug Williams

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  98. The British Invasion 2.0

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  99. Bram is legit crazy right?

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  100. Bram, Magnus, Doug Williams managed by Michelle Beadle. They could call them "The Beadles".

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  101. Hey, Gunner shaved.

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  102. Outbidding WWE on the top indy talent would literally solve 75% of TNA problems.

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  103. That would be a good repackaging.

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  104. I don't like Metro PCS.

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  105. Yeah, Zayn would be champion now.

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  106. I ran out of Godzilla movies to watch on Fear Net and now I'm going through withdrawl. How do you only put up 5 Godzilla movies? They are like crack, you can't stop.

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  107. And it wasn't like he was some unknown dude that WWE discovered.

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  108. Shitty horror on demand channel.

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  109. That mic drop has been botched a lot lately.

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  110. BRRR BRR BRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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  111. Slowly starting to grow on me.

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  112. Love me some shitty horror. Is it on the internet or a TV channel?

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  113. 1995 called and it wants its shitty gear back from Anderson.

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  114. :looks up at Anderson:
    Ewww.

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  115. TV. Just go on demand and look up free movies. You should see a Fear Net tab.

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  116. Awesome, thanks btw

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  117. 0 chance Gunner could pass a wellness.

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  118. Want to see some decent anime, go to Crunchy Rolls. Some shows are free, just he prepared for subs.

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  119. Seeing Anderson is like seeing Greg Valentine pop up in 1996 WCW. Why?

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  120. That is an insult to Greg Valentine.

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  121. Midcard tag feud not involving titles? WHOA

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  122. ....Whelp, I'm good for another few months for TNA

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  123. I may want that as my avatar.

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  124. They've had great talent and they still shit the bed. It is Dixie. All Dixie.

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  125. Oh come on, you just came in.

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  126. I miss Desmond Wolfe.

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  127. Laughed so hard when I saw it

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  128. If I were the Bromans, I would run.

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  129. Ha, I know, honestly I think that's my problem with the product. Way too sporadic a viewer. Doesn't help that it took me a few seconds to realize this wasn't part of Hardy's entrance

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  130. So is Stephanie, neither knows shit about wrestling though.

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  131. 5 star Shaggy performance by the Bromans.

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  132. Good idea. Absolutely the wrong type of people in the group.

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  133. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVh19RNGl_g



    Promo of the year


    Heyman is a god!

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  134. Come here Dixie baby

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  135. He's like Luke Gallows, he has a baby head.

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  136. And Hardy's entrance is still weird.

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  137. If you're trying to get that group over, you do not hire a super model.

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  138. Yeah I was gonna watch Batman on ther

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  139. He's fine, he's just part of the neverending evil owner bullshit.

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  140. Some of the shows are free but not all, I've been using it to rewatch Durarara!!!

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  141. Would you have preferred a Daffney type?

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  142. Bully has been in the best shape of his career since splitting with Devon. Too bad it's wasted in TNA.

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  143. Oh no, not Daffenyl

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  144. Yes. Every guy out there was miscast. Once again, TNA tries to copy WWE and completely misses the point.

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  145. How is this a copy?

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  146. Bunch of weirdos doing weird shit.

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  147. It's obviously their take on the Wyatts.

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  148. I want to watch Batman TAS and X-men. I've never been big into anime/cartoons.

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  149. She does no booking...

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  150. Dixie really hitting the botox.

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  151. Um...its a crazy clown, two guys on stilts, a roided up freak, a hot woman, and a wrestler. NOTHING like the Wyatts.

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  152. They have Aries,yet they choose Hardy.

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  153. Neither have I, but I make a few exceptions.

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  154. My client Brock Lesnar has killed Josef Stalin.

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  155. Both are creepy trios. Just different shades of color.

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  156. Not this again, it's not their take on the Wyatt's.

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  157. Oddities.

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  158. No, they are more like Juggalos while Wyatt's are more like back wood Duck Dynasty guys.

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  159. Yeah, best description.

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  160. Kenny in the background.

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  161. He's got a pipe!

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  162. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 8:05 PM

    Is the Dixie Carter way where you bore us to death while simultaneously bouncing my pay check?

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  163. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 8:06 PM

    How many suits does MVP have to bring to an Impact taping?

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  164. He rents them from fans

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  165. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 8:07 PM

    I kid you not: When they announced that Dixie was in the next segment I lost my internet access.

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  166. EY was on Kathie Lee and Hoda this morning

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  167. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 29, 2014 at 8:09 PM

    Bully has McMahon's number on standby and he's looking for a reason to hit send.

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