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  1. Bully in a car? Yay?

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  2. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:02 PM

    Before we begin I'd like to say Kevin Garnett is playing like he's 85 years old.


    Secondly Taryn Terrell and Tessmacher will be back soo.


    So let's get this started..

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  3. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:03 PM

    Of COURSE it's gonna be a rematch. There are no other tag teams LEFT.

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  4. Evening Gown Tag Match... The GIFs should be flying hot and heavy then.

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  5. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:04 PM

    I dunno. Angelina Love doesn't exactly fill out her gown like the others.

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  6. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    The hiccup is YOU being the TNA Champion.

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  7. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    Canadian suit?

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  8. Hello everyone.

    Here's a match from two guys in Brazil,it's a 2 out of 3 falls,they're sloppy but they really give everything they got.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY8NbrZ7o1Q

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  9. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    I didn't know Canadaians had suits, I thought they just wore the wilderness.

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  10. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:06 PM

    EY looks like a white Kimbo Slice.

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  11. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:06 PM

    That description can also apply to a gay porn.

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  12. So he has a glass jaw too?

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  13. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    I think Bobby Roooo could do decent in the WWE.

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  14. He and Storm.

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  15. Team Canada EXPLODES Again!

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  16. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    EY's new catch phrase: Eh! Eh! Eh!

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  17. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    Bobby Roode should have been billed as Arn Anderson's kid or nephew.

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  18. Hello,I posted a match from a indy company in Brazil,not a classic but they are really dedicated.

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  19. He was kinda compared in Team Canada.

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  20. 33 mins of wrestling in a shopping mall? ehh

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  21. That's the only place they can get.

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  22. I might take a look later. Is it a flippy doo match?

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  23. There are some spots.It's sloppy as hell but as I said they really tried.The guys are really dedicated.

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  24. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    I am confused by what you are trying to say. I get the "hi", it's an abbreviation of hello and is a greeting. So far so good. But the "all" confuses me. Is the all everybody in the world? Or is it just entended to the people who see it? Is there anybody that doesnt apply to the "all"? How long is this greeting active for? Just the time of Impact? Or does it apply forever until the end of time? Or until you are dead? I dunno man, this is all way too complicated.

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  25. All of what you posted.

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  26. That ain't an evening dress Hooker's wearing

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  27. WWE sent scouts to Brazil recently. Maybe these guys will get picked.

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  28. I wish the Knockouts would just have a 10 minute naked segment every week. TNA's ratings would SPIKE if you know what I mean...

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  29. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Velvet-rear-3.gif

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  30. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    Well that clears things up, thank you. So hello back sir.

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  31. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    They should come out in between matches like the ring girls do in boxing..
    ..but be naked..or in thongs.

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  32. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    I think the FCC and the PTC would have something to say about that.

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  33. Yeah,posted on a thread.There was a site where I even posted once,they made a interview with brazilian wrestlers,ya know,the budget might be small but the effort is huge.

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  34. Or have them naked on each PPV. Wouldn't hurt.

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  35. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    Peace....and good evening.

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  36. And I have plenty I'd like to say to them.

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  37. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    And start lezing out right?

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  38. Good evening. Got some great gifs in line for Tessmacher and Taryn's future returns?

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  39. Sometimes we wear hockey jerseys.

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  40. Accidentally fall into North/South or scissor position

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  41. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    Why yes. That would be ideal.

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  42. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    I still find it funny that year after year the PTC had Buffy the Vampire Slayer on their "Worst Shows" list. Really? Oh and they apparently hate Glee.

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  43. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc222/BlackHawk539/GIFs/Women%20of%20Wrestling/95647897ec22fdbf.gif

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  44. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    Scissor me timbers!

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  45. One of the reasons the RTC will always have a soft spot in my heart... that and having Stevie Richards and Ivory...

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  46. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    Working on it.

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  47. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    Sorry, I forgot about your formal wear, my bad.

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  48. How many tag teams TNA has?

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  49. That could work, but people might question it on a pro wrestling show.

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  50. Wolves
    Bromans
    Beer Money (maybe eventually?)
    ??? ???

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  51. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    69 DUDES!

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  52. More as of late. BroMans, Wolves, Bram/Magnus, Knux's group, Tigre Uno and Sanada teamed once I think.

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  53. As long as Velvet's carrying a bag around, I think about that long-ago segment from the Aries/Sabin program.

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  54. Knux's group=Wyatt family rip off?

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  55. Whatever floats your boat... I'm an all-girls guy.

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  56. Killer queen 5x

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  57. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    "Careful with those dresses bitches..they're rented!" - Dixie

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  58. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    Madison's partner is pretty damn hot.

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  59. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    From "Hookers and Pimps R Us"?

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  60. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/Angelina_Love_and_Velvet_Sky.jpg

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  61. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    http://www.wrestleenigma.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/beautifulpeople-mf.jpg

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  62. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    I wonder where Parallax is, he's supposed to have no life now as well.

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  63. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    I...I....no, the fact you can't point out that quote and know exactly where it's from hurts my very soul. Your under 30 aren't you?

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  64. There's a few new GIFs for Jef.

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  65. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    Oh bitch PLEASE. You wrestle in less material.

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  66. I wonder what feminists think about this?

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  67. No way. They are a group of carnies.

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  68. "I wonder if she muff-dives?"

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  69. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    Side note: Mel Kiper is the weirdest looking motherfucker.

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  70. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    Your my age! There is no excuse for you not to realize that's a Bill and Ted quote. For shame!

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  71. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    The ones i bib overalls, flannels and caterpillar trucking caps?

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  72. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/vgGkyEm.gif

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  73. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    You ever seen how manly those feminists are?

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  74. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    The radical feminazis believe these women are being exploited by their male oppressors. Also they would throw something about rape in there as well.

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  75. Never met personally one from that type.

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  76. Ah... I remember that movie more for the shitty game it spawned.

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  77. Feminists! They want everything to be equal, but when the check comes....

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  78. I well,there's two girls in my class that are,but they're pretty cool.

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  79. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    You sir are lucky.

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  80. Well we are living in the height of rape culture. I raped 2 women on my way home today. Nobody cared.

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  81. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    ...........you should leave now.

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  82. I know good looking ones.

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  83. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:31 PM

    You show me a feminist I'll show you a lonely woman that complains that she can't find a good man.

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  84. I wish TNA went to black ropes.

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  85. Don't worry about where he is. I'm sure we'll hear all about it soon.

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  86. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:31 PM

    Most feminists are cool, they follow feminism as its supposed to be, equality for both sexes. But then every once in a while you come across a man hating militant crazy.

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  87. She's likely too busy hating men for being men to give one a chance.

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  88. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:32 PM

    She should stop trying to BE a man then.

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  89. They are really against that type of thing.

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  90. I'm not watching the show and I have no idea what's going on by reading this thread. Am I missing anything good?

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  91. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    I wish this was a jello wrestling match.

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  92. Knockouts in bras and panties.

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  93. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    I will say this: the black and white dresses really help distinguish who is the face and who is the heel.

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  94. I wish TNA was a decent company.

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  95. Hmmm. Which ones?

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  96. That ref's never seen boobies before.

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  97. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    DERON WILLIAMS HAD NO POINTS?

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  98. Beautiful People vs. Rayne/Brittany

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  99. Brittany, then Velvet, now Madison. Thankfully Angelina stayed dressed.

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  100. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:35 PM

    Madison's been sprayed so much in the face by Velvet you think she'd have an immunity to it by now.

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  101. I know not who this Brittany is. To the Google!

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  102. So many ways to take that... ;)

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  103. Sucks, I picked him in the NBA pick a player fantasy game lol

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  104. Those Velvet pre-surgery picks ruined her for me.

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  105. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    OMG at Spuds jacket. Craig Sager would be proud.

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  106. Will Kurt die tonight? Tune in to Impact to find out.

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  107. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:38 PM

    I got into an argument with one in college because she said women strippers are being used. I said, "these beitches walk around in their paintes and men throw money at them. Who is being exploited?"

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  108. Hh. When I think of someone named Brittany, I think a blonde. This may be the first brunette named Brittany I've encountered.

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  109. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    It IS sweeps.

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  110. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    http://afro-squad.com/IMG_3080x.jpg

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  111. Very freaking nice.

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  112. If they wanna create a new star,Carter needs to win.

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  113. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:41 PM

    My friend Faith is one. Will not give a man a description of the pussy, let alone give them any.

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  114. Would let sit on face/10

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  115. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:42 PM

    They REALLY need that secondary title back.

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  116. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:42 PM

    There were a few of those at my college too. WEll it was more like one and the other two drinking the kool aid. I was talking to a friend before class telling him how my cousin passed his exams and was starting work as a fireman next week. This bitch wasnt even in the conversation but butts in and starts accusing me of hate speech for not saying fireperson. Me and my friend laughed at her and went on with our convo while she loudly sighed.

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  117. Bram should reveal himself to be Dracula

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  118. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:43 PM

    That's how it was intended.

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  119. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:43 PM

    Side note: Where is Abeyance? He has a chance to break into the top 5.

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  120. So, Abyss wins the TV title and it disappears forever? I don't understand why they would get rid of it.

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  121. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    Storm could have had a nice run with it.

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  122. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    He's probably off committing a hate crime in China Town.

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  123. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    http://www.rrmemphis.com/ironshirt.jpg

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  124. You know who would have been a great guy to beat Abyss for the TV Title. Eric freaking Young.


    Since they don't have a TV Title, I guess the World Title is a good way to go with him.

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  125. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:46 PM

    How that kid amassed so many comments in such a short amount of time amazes me.

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  126. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:46 PM

    Was he the guy in hangover that got fucked by the Asian tranny?

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  127. Joe is perfect for the title.

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  128. Lots of one word answers to every post helps.

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  129. "Dumb Bitches" for $300 Alex.

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  130. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:47 PM

    Joe should be murdering people as we speak while defending that belt.

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  131. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:47 PM

    Nah, he'll have sex with a tranny, sure but not an Asian. No matter how drunk he is.

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  132. For the TV Title? Nah, he should be above it.

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  133. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    That's the problem. A wrestler should never think he's above any title.


    It should be stated that champions get bigger pay checks and secondary champs get future title shots.

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  134. Maybe ABeyAnce is off with Parallax.

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  135. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    ECIII looks like Disco Inferno.

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  136. And doing crusades with VIKING SPACE LORD BROCK LESNAR!

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  137. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:49 PM

    Is it horrible that my first thought was "I don't think I would want to fuck any of them"?

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  138. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:49 PM

    Parallax is fucking married Asian women while Abeyance looks on in disgust.

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  139. Vintage TNA.

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  140. Obv. setting something up down the road.

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  141. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:50 PM

    Quality over quantity for me!

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  142. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:50 PM

    Seriously? Joe should be TNA's Brock Lesnar in a sense that he should go to the ring, kill and then leave.

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  143. Yeah, unfortunately, it hasn't been that way for a while. The U.S. Champ is no longer the number one contender in the WCW Top Ten.


    I'd be fine with Joe killing people while defending the X Division title, though.

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  144. Feminazis.

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  145. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:50 PM

    Eh.

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  146. He was on the beginning of this run.

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  147. Rematch at SV.

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  148. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    It doesn't help that they favor Weird Al Yankovic

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  149. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    Tubular!

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  150. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    You're his personal assistant/lackey. You're supposed to know these things?

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  151. Does anybody follow PWG? I have a couple of their most recent shows (All Star Weekend Night 1 and 2, DDT4 2014). Are they worth regularly watching?

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  152. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:52 PM

    They should have never changed him.

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  153. Yes! I started recently too,check BOLA 2013,Kyle O'reilly was the MVP of the show.

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  154. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:53 PM

    Bossa Nova!

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  155. I am his trusted advisor and confidante. Or his protege. Depends on the day. I may also be his business manager. But he doesn't know that I have access to his bank accounts yet, so don't say anything....

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  156. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:53 PM

    Like we discussed before. TV Champ successfully defends every week for 2 months and he gets an automatic World title shot.

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  157. I'm going to try and watch All Star Weekend Night 1 later.

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  158. At least they kept the "bitch I ain't gonna catch you" spot.

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  159. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:54 PM

    Killjoy!

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  160. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:54 PM

    reopened.

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  161. Behold one of the weirdest thing ever made.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73sbW7gjBeo

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  162. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:55 PM

    Whatev!

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  163. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:56 PM

    Genius?

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  164. I invite ABeyAnce to come and walk down Main Street in Flushing. He may end up insane.

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  165. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:57 PM

    REMIXXXX!!!!

    http://youtu.be/gJFzO_Ca5l8

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  166. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:57 PM

    Motherfucker!

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  167. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:57 PM

    D'Angelo?

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  168. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:57 PM

    Randy?

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  169. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:58 PM

    Lanny?

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  170. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:58 PM

    Me!

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  171. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:58 PM

    Hennig?

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  172. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:59 PM

    He was making REAL money in the WWE and Japan.

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  173. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontMay 8, 2014 at 7:59 PM

    Close.

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  174. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 7:59 PM

    Heenan?

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  175. He was the first NJPW IC champion,although it became a "world level" with Nakamura(Iori Yagami).

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  176. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)May 8, 2014 at 8:00 PM

    You?

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