by Logan Scisco
-A small video
package is shown for the Junkyard Dog, who passed away in an automobile
accident.
-Jim Ross and
Michael Cole are in the booth and they are taped from Rockford, Illinois.
-Vince McMahon, Pat
Patterson, and Gerald Brisco come out in black tie attire since McMahon is
being recognized for charity work tonight.
McMahon argues that we only know the “public” Vince, but tonight he will
be named “Humanitarian of the Year.” He
adds that Steve Austin will be joining them for the presentation. This was a subtle promo by McMahon and full
of exaggeration. 1 for 1
-Opening King of
the Ring Qualifying Match: Ken Shamrock
defeats “The Godfather” Kama Mustafa via submission to the ankle lock at 2:42:
The WWF was really starting to emphasize Kama’s “Godfather”
nickname at this point, but he has not started his pimp gimmick yet. The Nation is not allowed to accompany Kama
to ringside. This is Shamrock’s first
match back from the beatdown Owen Hart and the Nation gave him after
Unforgiven. Kama works Shamrock’s leg,
but gets too cocky and caught in the ankle lock and Shamrock advances to face
Mark Henry in the first round. After the
bout, D-Lo Brown tries to attack Shamrock, but Dan Severn makes the save. Severn and Shamrock eye each other to keep
building the possibility that they may meet in the King of the Ring finals.
-Footage from the
recent Madison Square Garden show is played.
Ross announces that MSG will play host to SummerSlam.
-D-Generation X is
shown walking through New York City and talking to people about SummerSlam.
-Call 815-734-1161
to get your “Don’t Trust Anybody” Steve Austin t-shirt for $25 (plus $6
shipping & handling)!
-Faarooq &
Steve Blackman defeat “Marvelous” Marc Mero & “Double J” Jeff Jarrett
(w/Jacqueline & Tennessee Lee) when Blackman pins Jarrett with a schoolboy
at 3:26:
Jarrett and Mero are an odd pairing since they are
scheduled to face each other in a King of the Ring first round match in a
couple of weeks. Sure enough, Mero
starts posing in front of Jacqueline on the apron and ignores the match, which
allows Faarooq to push Jarrett into his partner and help Blackman secure a
victory for his team. Rushed match, but
it at least does something to make people care about the Mero-Jarrett
tournament match. Rating: *¾ (1 for 2)
-DX keeps roaming
around New York City. They get two
consecutive segments for this.
-King of the Ring
Qualifying Match: Owen Hart beats 2 Cold
Scorpio via submission to the Sharpshooter at 5:16:
The Nation is barred from Owen’s match like they were the
Kama’s earlier. Based on the booking of
both guys, this should be a squash, but this is an Owen Hart match, so we’re
going to get some solid workrate.
Scorpio misses a dive off the top rope, injuring his knee, and Owen locks
in on the injured body part to secure a clean win. This is the third and final time that Owen
qualified for the King of the Ring (1994, 1996, and 1998). Owen will face the winner of tonight’s Dan
Severn-D-Lo Brown match. Rating:
**¾ (2 for 3)
-The Undertaker
shows up at the arena and is searching for Vince McMahon.
-We get video
footage of Darren Drozdov playing for Denver Broncos and throwing up on a
football. The NFL on NBC announcers made
a big deal out of his tattoos at the time, but now it is common for athletes to
have them.
-Chainz beats Darren
Drozdov with a Death Valley Driver at 2:55
This is Droz’s singles debut on RAW and this match is an
extension of the awful LOD 2000-Disciples of Apocalypse feud that we have been
treated to for the last month. A decent
brawl, but Chainz wins in a puzzling development since he was ice cold in terms
of momentum. This was a signal that Droz
wasn’t getting a strong push out of the gate, but if the booking didn’t do him
in then his attire, which looked grungy and unconvincing, would have done that
anyway.
-Right after the
bell, the Undertaker shows his disapproval with the LOD 2000-DOA program by
chokeslamming Chainz and Droz and tossing them out of the ring. Or maybe the Undertaker is taking revenge on
Brian Lee for allegedly stealing his wife and/or stealing his gimmick in
1994. The Undertaker says that he wants
McMahon, but McMahon is busy backstage talking with his charity folks so the
Undertaker heads back to the locker room.
-DX comes out and
does their usual spiel, but before Triple H can rip the Nation, LOD 2000 walks
out. Animal demands a title shot due to
their win at Over the Edge and Triple H agrees to give it to them. This brings the DOA out and they say they are
still owed a title shot based on beating the New Age Outlaws on RAW several
weeks ago. Triple H tells both teams to
suck it and cancels the match, but Commissioner Slaughter comes out and books a
triple threat match between all three teams for the WWF tag team titles. This entire segment was a big mess as Triple
H’s sophomore humor fell flat, Animal spewed nonsense, and one of the Harris
brothers literally screeched while giving his promo. 2 for
4
-The Undertaker is
shown destroying things backstage.
-Edge’s new
vignette says that people are lost and scared.
-Jerry “the King”
Lawler joins Ross for commentary for the second hour.
-Mark Henry and
Vader wrestle to a no contest after the Undertaker interferes at 2:45:
Well, Vader’s pledge to go away for a while and find
himself didn’t last very long. Henry and
Vader engage a fun brawl until the Undertaker walks out and chokeslams both of
them. The logic of this is probably to
keep Henry strong and not damage Vader’s credibility, since he will face the
Rock in a King of the Ring qualifying match next week.
-Steve Austin’s
chairshot to Dude Love at Over the Edge is the JVC Kaboom! of the Week.
-A video package
recaps Sable’s loss to Marc Mero at Over the Edge.
-King of the Ring
Qualifying Match: Dan Severn defeats
D-Lo Brown with a modified bow and arrow submission at 3:10:
The WWE bookers didn’t think through a lot of the
tournament brackets since they had lots of potential Nation matchups
(Kama-Henry or Owen-D-Lo in the first round) and, since the odds of those
matchups were low, that made the qualifying round too predictable. D-Lo gets dominated by Severn here and the
finish is notable because it was said that D-Lo suffered an injury to his
pectoral as a result of the bow and arrow, thereby necessitating his use of a
chest protector in future matches. Since
that gimmick gave D-Lo personality, you could argue that he got more out of
this loss than Severn did a win. After
the match, Owen attacks Severn, but Ken Shamrock runs in to make the save. Rating: *½ (2 for 5)
-A video tribute to
Sable is aired.
-Steve Austin is
shown shaking the hands of Chicago football players before today’s show.
-Val Venis
wrestles Dustin Runnels to a no-contest when the Undertaker interferes at 5:29:
Remember that Runnels is wrestling without pay due to his
defeat at the hands of Dude Love a few weeks ago. The match has an interesting story as Venis
showcases a lot of the sexual antics that Runnels used under the Goldust
gimmick and now he’s outraged by Venis’s behavior. Runnels pushes Venis to the limit, but the
Undertaker interferes and ruins what was Venis’s best match to date. The chemistry that these two displayed here
may have convinced the WWF brass to create a long-term program between these
two. Rating: **½ (3 for 6)
-The Undertaker
attacks Commission Slaughter in the locker room when he cannot tell him where
McMahon is.
-Triple Threat
Match for the WWF Tag Team Championships:
The New Age Outlaws (Champions w/Chyna) defeat LOD 2000 (w/Sunny) &
The Disciples of Apocalypse when Billy Gunn pins the Road Dogg at 7:37:
This match requires two men to be in the ring at one
time, so it does not utilize the triple threat variation where a member of each
team is engaged in the ring at all times.
Under these rules, I’ve never understood why a team voluntarily tags
itself out, since they might not get another opportunity to re-enter the
bout. The Outlaws get tagged into the
match by the LOD and DOA, but they intelligently take advantage of the situation
to retain the titles. Each team rotated
enough to keep this interesting and the finish was well crafted. Rating: **¼ (4 for 7)
-An army of police
officers are shown assembling in the backstage area.
-Al Snow shows up
in ridiculous coat and tie attire and interrogates Lawler, but security escorts
him away.
-Vince McMahon
comes out for his “Humanitarian of the Year” ceremony to the music that was
used for celebrities at WrestleMania X.
As McMahon enters the ring, police officers corner the Undertaker
backstage. Steve Austin comes out
wearing a black tie with the rest of his ring attire, which irritates
McMahon. As McMahon receives his awards,
he is told that his contributions were not what he promised and that it took several
times for his checks to clear. As
McMahon gives his acceptance speech, promising to take his awards and place
them in a future Hall of Fame, Austin picks his pocket and gives the $1,200 in
it to the foundations present. Austin
proclaims McMahon the “Jackass of the Year” and druids carry a casket to the
ring as the lights go out and the Undertaker’s music plays. However, Kane pops out of the casket and
Mankind joins in. They toss Austin in
the casket and Kane stands over it and signals for his pyro as the show plays
out. A pretty tame segment compared to
the great work that Austin and McMahon have done up to this point, but the heel
beatdown and closing shot were great. 5 for 8
The Final Report Card: I didn’t care for the Undertaker’s rampage
during the show, since it ruined Venis-Runnels and defied logic (why could the
Undertaker not find McMahon in the backstage area during the ENTIRE
show?). In contrast, the show had enough
entertaining segments like the tag team triple threat, the closing segment
where Austin one-upped McMahon and then McMahon got immediate retribution, and
Owen-Scorpio. I’ll give this week’s
effort a neutral score because although Austin-McMahon was fun, their segments
on this show were arguably the weakest between them since their feud began
after WrestleMania, and this show seemed to lack the energy of previous
broadcasts.
Monday Night War Rating: 4.3 (vs. 4.0 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Neutral
The end of the triple threat match is one of my favorite random Raw moments. I always liked when there'd be multi-team tag matches in the future, the announcers would mention the "Outlaws Rule" and say that two partners couldn't be in the ring at the same time. That's the kind of detail that makes wrestling look a little bit more like a real sport -- someone found a loophole in the rules, so the people in charge closed the loophole.
ReplyDeleteI'm also a big fan of Severn's victory over D-Lo. I liked how Severn put the hold on, and when D-Lo didn't immediately tap, he made it very obvious that he cranked back on the hold. Again, it's something that brings a little bit of realism -- instead of just maintaining the hold or flailing around aimlessly, he made a deliberate motion that looked like it hurt, and D-Lo sold it excellently.
Brock does that with his Kimura lock right?
ReplyDeleteWe might need a LScisco vs Brian Bayless match at the next BoD ppv. Love these reviews man
ReplyDeleteYOUR TIME IS UP HIS TIME IS NOW!
ReplyDeleteDisagree. The two of them sucking each others dick 200 posts at a time is one thing that prevented me, and I'd guess others, from posting here for a long time.
ReplyDeleteHey, when the formula works, it works. YMMV, some would say.
ReplyDeletePaul Heyman: whenever he speaks, I think he is lying or am trying to determine his ulterior motive(s). Told so many lies and stories and soliloquies and promos and conspiracy theories during and about ECW that he forgot what the truth was. Blasted WWF at the same time he was getting money for the talent that had jumped.
ReplyDeleteBradley vs PAC man 2 did 800k, Floyd's 2nd to last fight did 2 million. People will buy it if you've got a product. The wwes problem is that no one cares
ReplyDeleteHere's why.
ReplyDeleteThere's a large number of people who only ever order WM on PPV. We all agree about this, yes? The numbers prove it. That's the audience the WWE chases by having Snooki and shit on the show and that's the audience (or one of them) they need to convert to network subscribers.
If you only ever order WM, that's $60 a year for one PPV and for many people, the cost is split (you have people chip in $5-$10, it covers beers and chips, etc.) and the best part? All it takes is one button on your remote. That's it. Boom. Done. That $60 is on your next bill and you're done.
The Network? You have to go to the website, signup, CC# info, address, etc. All that. Emails, confirmation emails, set up the Network on whatever device you're gonna watch it on, check the stream, make sure you cancel before it auto-renews (it does auto-renew, right? I'm assuming), etc.
Now, is this carrying buckets of water across the desert to your mud hut in the blistering sun? No, of course not.
But it's a lot of work for someone who has no interest in the archives (most people) and isn't gonna watch the other 5 PPVs.
YMMV?
ReplyDeleteYour moms mouth is like a vacuum?
ReplyDeleteBoxing PPV's are a lot more rare so people don't have to be as picky which they buy either.
ReplyDeleteTrue. Theres probably 3 or 4 cards a year. Big diff for sure
ReplyDeleteBut boxing isn't putting on a ppv every month, right? Or feeding Raw/Smackdown. Boxing is a different beast, and aren't UFC numbers in decline, too? Not as badly as WWE.
ReplyDeleteYou don't wax nostalgic for cultstatus telling people they suck and fantasy booking the wwe main event scene?
ReplyDeleteThey tried that. There was absolutely zero interest from any cable or satellite provider in adding the WWE Network to their lineup. Vince would have jumped at the first offer they got.
ReplyDeleteThat's all I got here. *runs off in shame*
ReplyDeleteAbeyance is also less than 1K from the Top 5 so the way he posts he will be there by Friday... who was the last different person we had in the Top 5? Fuj?
ReplyDeleteThis will never, ever happen. Cable will die before this happens. They need you to have those garbage channels on your lineup.
ReplyDeleteI know, it is hard to fathom, but no I sure don't.
ReplyDelete#ImFunnyThatWay
jobber come back!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit. Anyone else remember the days of Stuart Chartock as a top 5 player? Those were the days
ReplyDeleteIt always bothered me that when Godfather joined the RTC, he didn't go back to calling himself "Kama Mustafa".
ReplyDeleteWhich is why they need to put some blockbuster shows on in the next few months AND have Night of Champions be an almost WrestleMania worthy show. And putting a CC into a website isn't that big of a deal.
ReplyDeleteIf they really want to see what D-Bry is worth, hold is return off until Night of Champions and see him getting his belts back on that show drives a good number.
You Might Miss Vinson?
ReplyDeleteThe summer of 1998 is my favorite as a wrestling fan.
ReplyDeleteI loved the Highway to Hell storyline.
Your mileage may very
ReplyDelete#DoItIn2PostsToFendOffVinson
Murphy was there for ages as well.
ReplyDelete"And putting a CC into a website isn't that big of a deal."
ReplyDeleteGood thing I mentioned it's more than that.
Yeah, if they could make every show a big time blockbuster, that'd be ideal, but they can't. They'll never make every show a WM-caliber event and without that, you're not going to convert the casuals to people willing to toss $10 in the coffers monthly.
- No One Ever
ReplyDeleteThey come and go...Murphy was a weird one. I liked his articles a lot. He was doing some music write up for inside pluse that was great. His Indy reviews were awesome. Great writer. He even had a post about almost killing himself that was strong. But I never got the drunk posting thing, and he circle jerked it a lot.
ReplyDeleteI think I was the first heavy posting poster to be nice to people. I like to think I opened the floodgates for lurkers. Theres pros and con's to that though.
ReplyDeleteThe drunk posting, and the removing comments/banning people that called him on it is what I had against him. Had he not been a mod I probably could have tolerated him a lot more.
ReplyDeleteZanadude would be near or that the top if he hadn't gotten banned that time.
Watching those early clashes (especially the shopping spree one) has made me realize Nancy was probably the most underrated piece of ass in wrestling. Dude she was fucking lights out in 89
ReplyDeleteNo, what you did there was try and making putting a credit card into a website sound like rocket science.
ReplyDeleteFuj was/is generally nice... but he has a massive ego that he needs to keep fed and will keep arguing forever even when he has clearly been proven wrong. I enjoy just saying "LOL" in response to him because even that he can't resist responding to.
ReplyDeleteThe 'tude is one of my all time favorite posters. I'm almost positive everything he posts is sarcastic. I always have a soft spot for the all in smart ass.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan but he didn't deserve to be banned... Flair4DaDouche just liked flexing his mod privileges.
ReplyDelete*rubs temples*
ReplyDeleteAll I said was that it's more involved than pushing a single button on your remote.
And it is.
Quick story to illustrate the point: Years ago, I had an XM radio unit and the service on a three month billing cycle. The unit got stolen from my car and I was more worried about getting my car window fixed than canceling my billing for the unit (plus I was hoping that they'd somehow find it).
They never found it, I got the car window fixed and thought nothing of it until 3 months later when I checked my account on my phone and saw I got billed for the service again.
"Fuck me. I gotta cancel that thing."
I need to be home for that, though. Need to have my account number and all that handy and I'm out running errands now.
Get home about 5 hours later and I'm not thinking about the XM anymore.
And I don't until I get billed again. Why would I? Without the unit and with the car fixed, it's out of sight and out of mind.
Now, am I kinda dumb and easily distracted? Sure.
But so are a lot of people.
That was an outrage. Especially since he posted fake spoilers from a fake dolphins1925 that had been outed as a fraud as a joke.
ReplyDelete10 year old Parallax had a HUGE crush on Robin Green when she was Rick Steiner's girlfriend and I didn't even totally get the concept that girls lacked cooties at that point. THAT is how hot she was.
ReplyDeleteThat whole thread was. He banned James that night for saying "Orton is going to win" meaning in his opinion Orton was going to win the match but Flair took it as him posting a spoiler and banned him... then refused to apologize when he got called on it.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with booking lots of blockbuster shows is that I don't really think this company can do that 12 months out of the year. They used to be able to and I hope as a fan of wrestling that they put together something exciting. Instead, I fear they'll hot shot everything they have and that will exacerbate the situation.
ReplyDeleteI just pulled this up on the WWE Network and Harley Race actually says "A boy like you," not "a negro like you."
ReplyDeleteAnd obviously, the first guess would be that WWE dubbed it or something, but you can clearly see Race's lips when he says the line. It's definitely "boy" which is.....I guess, sorta better?
Not really, no.
ReplyDeleteJoe, I think you are dramatically underestimating how technically adept the average WWE audience member is. To a lot of them, putting a credit card into a website *is* rocket science.
ReplyDeleteLOGAN SCISCO JOINS THE VANILLA WRITER ORDER.
ReplyDelete*guitar chord plays as a black and white image of a nerd at a keyboard is shown.*
I thought I was pretty clear. I DIDN'T MUMBLE!
ReplyDeleteJobber, nice?
ReplyDeletePerish the thought.
There you go.
ReplyDeleteMumbler!
ReplyDeleteNever saw this it sounds pretty sweet. I'm all about a full Clash of tag team tourney matches. That's awesome. Some cool teams too.....Steamboat and Koloff, Pillmqn and Liger, Rude and Austin? C'mon, straight gold baby. The generic squads are pretty comedic, but you have to absolutely respect the Steiners, MVC, Double A and Eaton, and Windham and Rhodes had legs too.
ReplyDeletePretty stacked card of teams. Kind of a lost aspect of pro wrestling, throwing two guys together and making it work, while adding a little value to the tag titles. Totally miss tag team wrestling.
Says the guy with the Ben Stiller avatar.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy the Fuj but dislike anything associated with NPP. Leaves me torn on him
ReplyDeleteI'm always nice. Especially compared to others
ReplyDeleteFuj is dope IMO
ReplyDeleteYou watching the draft lottery? This needs its own live thread
That's an impossible task, let me have the spot, then he'll lose interest
ReplyDeleteSage Steele isn't hot, or is she? I'm really confused by her
ReplyDeleteNot confused about the daughter of the kings owner though. God damn!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy Sunshine why?
ReplyDeleteBryan got to be one of the non ones.
ReplyDeleteMallory Eden...wowza I usually don't find super rich girls that hot but this one is a looker. I hope Dr J smashes it
ReplyDeleteTrue; then again, it wasn't like they had Rey at that point. Mike Graham and Scotty Flamingo weren't exactly known as high-flyers.
ReplyDeleteWhat the nuggets get 2 draft picks???
ReplyDeleteOoooo the magic got fucked. Drop back to 12...
ReplyDeleteWe know what you mean.
ReplyDeleteSo much randomness. Loved it!
ReplyDeleteIf someone has entered multiple King of the Ring tournaments, it's a good sign their career has gone nowhere.
They won't.
ReplyDeleteLolololololol the Lakers slide down to 7 go fuck yourselves
ReplyDeleteI love how the Lakers bottomed out and got fucked by the draft. Good thing they won the last two games of the seasons hahahahaha, hope going 27-55 instead of 25-57 and getting a better pick. Man how far that team has fallen
ReplyDeleteCavs get first pick...again. What a embarrassment
ReplyDeleteThe NBA draft lottery is fucking disgrace
ReplyDeleteYeah, didn't sound like a pretty site.
ReplyDeleteBrian Pillman,Jushin Liger,Chris Benoit,2 Cold Scorpio maybe if the division sticks around they give Dean Malenko a full time job a couple years early etc etc
ReplyDeleteLots of good things could have went down.
I remember that.
ReplyDeleteHa, oh tag..
ReplyDeleteYou're on a roll tonight.
ReplyDeleteThat Bucks girl though!
ReplyDeleteIt'll be next week.
ReplyDeleteI won't lose interest.
ReplyDeleteI agree Meekin.
ReplyDeleteYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't want to lose his spot.
ReplyDeleteSo much better than what went down.
ReplyDeleteRight now I hope we take Wiggins.
ReplyDeleteAll of them.
ReplyDeleteHHH was such a condescending schmuck in that documentary. Bury the guy you're going over clean in a racist angle at the biggest show of the year within the context of a non-kayfabe interview? Really?
ReplyDeleteHe's yelling at the banned guy.
ReplyDeleteAgreed and i think it's mostly because of the 5 hours (7 hours if you count Main event and Superstars on the network) of television to fill every week.
ReplyDeleteIn order to fill so much TV time, the ability to make each and every ppv amazing becomes nearly impossible. It's not about hotshotting everything, it's just that inevitably wwe will gave away every money match not involving Lesnar or Rock you would want to pay to see by the time the ppvs roll around.
Yep, Jef is gonna take his rightful place on the blog eventually.
ReplyDeleteDid he get banned, or did he quit in protest? I thought that he quit over something.
ReplyDeleteHow do you manage to lurk in every thread at once?
ReplyDeleteDan Gilbert should be in prison for the shit he pulled that crippled our economy. He's 10000% worse than Sterling but he gets the #1 pick AGAIN LOL OK NBA
ReplyDelete2 computers.....
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, I just look at each one individually.
You're very thorough.
ReplyDeleteHey, Gilbert never said he didn't want black guys at games.
ReplyDeleteCan't read that guy, ever.
ReplyDeleteIf there is a place for me to comment, I comment.
ReplyDeleteNo he just committed large scale fraud and made tons of cash betting on the failures of mortgages he gave out, but he didn't say something in private about blacks at his games so no one cares.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of being full of shit, was just watching The WrestleMania rewind for the Mega Powers Exploding and at one point they cut to a talking head of AJ Lee. She said she remembered when Savage was picking a manager and ended up picking Miss Elizabeth. She wasn't even alive when that happened!
ReplyDeleteYou comment everywhere.
ReplyDeleteMallory Eden or the Kings owners daughter...harder debate than Durant vs Lebron
ReplyDeleteHa, oh Gilbert. We've had several fraud cases up here recently.
ReplyDeleteShe's just THAT BIG of a true fan!
ReplyDeleteWell, Abeyance is everywhere.......
ReplyDeleteMaybe this year we'll win.
ReplyDeleteI thought the kings owners daughter might have been hotter but yeah, Mallorie eden was smoking
ReplyDeleteI don't usually pay a lot of attention to upvotes, but your ratio of posts to upvotes is a bit sad. Here, I'll upvote this entire thread of ours.
ReplyDeleteThanks, I'm aware and my upvotes will probably never beat out my posts.
ReplyDeleteI have a black hat. I only wear it to special occasions though.
ReplyDeleteBanned
ReplyDeleteYou might
ReplyDeleteKane standing on the casket that had Austin in it doing his pyro bit was an amazing visual. WWF TV in 1998 was fucking phenomenal
ReplyDeleteHuh.
ReplyDeleteFor what again?
ReplyDeleteSame. I enjoy "smart ass" but his brand of smart ass isn't funny or amusing at all.
ReplyDeleteParlez vous francaise?
ReplyDeleteAmd the Cleveland Cavaliers select......AARON GORDON!
ReplyDeleteGeez, that's like me when I first appeared here with my gimmick.
ReplyDeleteCleveland Strong!
ReplyDeleteBlack guys play basketball
ReplyDelete#AnAbeyanceResponsetoAbeyance
I'm really hungry at the moment.
ReplyDeleteThink you GOTTA take wiggins. I'd always skew towards super athlete vs more polished so I'd take him over Jabari, amd Embiid is just to risky with the back.
ReplyDeleteCleveland is in Ohio
ReplyDeleteIf she was that big of a fan of Elizabeth she would have fucked Savage.
ReplyDeleteWhich is right by Lake Erie.
ReplyDeleteLakes contain water
ReplyDeleteIt's a little Japan-y, but yeah, it's got it's charm.
ReplyDeleteAnd water contains hydrogen and Oxygen.
ReplyDeleteYea. Holy fuck. D'Antoni can't even tank correctly. I was opposed to trading this pick for Love but think I'd do it knowing the pick is #7. They aint getting a franchise guy at 7
ReplyDeleteOne is Asian?
ReplyDeleteChemistry
ReplyDeleteWiggins in C-Town, sick as fuck
ReplyDeleteFwiw steph curry went #7 to golden state
ReplyDeleteThankfully, you've persevered. Eight words at a time.
ReplyDeleteSage is SO pretty imo. Not the porn star type of hot but really pretty. I wrote Simmons an email asking him about this a few weeks ago. Hopefully it'll make an nba mailbag
ReplyDeleteWhite Collar Crime > Racism
ReplyDeleteI try my best.
ReplyDeleteLiger's name was spelled wrong.
ReplyDeleteNot in the perception of america, and Gilbert probably got a medal from our government, not charged with a crime, but he should be sitting in cell with lots of other people.
ReplyDeleteSimmons is saying its a no brainer to take Embii. I strongly disagree.
ReplyDeleteMake no mistake, you are the best at what you do.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that today but then they zoomed in on her face and it was bad. Lanky and bug eyed
ReplyDeleteCompletely disagree with that also. If the medical tests on his back come back clean, guess you gotta consider it, but there really aernt any question marks with Wiggins.
ReplyDeleteWhite collar crime is the best crime in America. Make millions and do little or no jail time.
ReplyDeleteThank you Studd, that was probably sarcasm, but I'll take it as a complement either way.
ReplyDeletethis
ReplyDeleteI do the same, generally close the thread tabs at the end of the day. I just don't post anywhere near as often as Abey.
ReplyDeleteThe Outsiders actually teased that finish about a year earlier, but both the Nasty Boys and the Faces of Fear broke up the pin. But the Outlaws were indeed the first ones to get away with it.
ReplyDeleteI do it too. I'm just not as on the ball I guess.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like the real deal. Rudy Gay with a better shot selection is what I'm hoping for. The next Scottie Pippen would be a bonus.
ReplyDeleteSo let me get this straight. NBA says homophobia and destroying the America economy with predatory lending and betting on the same bad mortgages failing is perfectly OK but saying something racist in private while being a 2x NAACP life time achievement winner is bad. I might have to tap out on the NBA if warriors don't win big next year and this new commissioner keeps being a fucking twat
ReplyDeleteI am frequently very sarcastic, but this is not one of those times.
ReplyDeleteThere is only one Abeyance.
It took one of the dumbest draft decisions to do it though. David Kahn isn't walking through that door!
ReplyDeleteThere are no powerful African Americans looking to buy a team in Cleveland.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone think that overall up votes have gone down since they got rid of downvotes?
ReplyDeleteI personally don't up vote anything anymore. If somethings awesome, I'll say it in a post. It's fucking retarded downvotes went away
The "Nash never jobbed" stuff is a bit exaggerated. People act like he booked himself to win the title and refused to lose it for 5 years. He didn't show up to a pay per view to face the Giant, and the excuse he and Bishoff have given is that he thought he was having a heart-attack because he was around the age his father was when he died and he's freaked out about it. He missed a match in TNA years later because of suspected heart problems and he's mentioned in shoot-interviews his concern about it because of his father dying young. He did jobs in WCW and didn't seem to lose any more or less than another else at the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd isn't it common knowledge the Punk match was cancelled because Nash couldn't pass the physical at the time? The guy jobbed to Test in 2 minutes on Raw, he's hardly above doing jobs.
I know I would have gotten a fuckload of downvotes for certain posts.
ReplyDeleteYeah, because I took the name Abeyance1, thanks for not making it one of those times.
ReplyDeleteWell the cavs will fuck up and take someone shitty off the board, the bucks will probably take who ever they think is most likely to resign and that could leave LA with some options. The big 3 will be long gone though.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the place isn't as fun anymore without them.
ReplyDeleteThis would have been so.much netted if LA, Boston, and NY for picks 1-3
ReplyDeleteAlbert Belle got some deep pockets though
ReplyDeleteI just came in here to commend your dedication to using tags with your posts.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the place isn't as fun anymore since CultStatus came back.
ReplyDeleteFtfy
Seriously though, my original gimmick was that I was going to answer everyone and respond like this.
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I always enjoy your avatars
ReplyDeleteThanks Jobber.
ReplyDeleteAlbert belle owning a sports team would be the greatest thing ever. It would be like that movie soul plane translated to sports ownership
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you went with the Welcome to the Blog of Doom thing.
ReplyDeleteKinda sorry that I was here before you. No one ever welcomed me.
Soul Plane? Is this a real thing?
ReplyDeletehave an upvote
ReplyDeleteWhat would it hurt if they just gave the 14 non play off teams an equal chance to get the 1 pick. Just have a true draw where they all have a 1/14 chance of winning
ReplyDeleteI envy you for never having seen it. Your soul is pure
ReplyDeleteI try to see if anyone has low post counts, and if they do and are recent enough, I welcome them.
ReplyDeleteAnd another.
ReplyDeleteLol. Im pro Cult but I decided that for such a regular/recognizable poster, we don't rag on him enough. I've been trying to start the trend
ReplyDeleteHonestly, its a nice touch. You're a class act abeyance1.
ReplyDeleteYou make this house a home.
ReplyDeleteI actually never really got along with him and he is a god awful fantasy booker. Also he might actually be Shane Douglas.
ReplyDeleteThank you Jobber.
ReplyDeleteWasn't that one of the proposed ideas for eliminating tanking?
ReplyDeleteI wouldnt really mind that actually. Would make the draft more impactful imo. Imagine like If the Suns had the first pick.
You nailed it.
ReplyDeleteOut of the Top 5, he gets less shit than Vinson and maybe Parallax.
ReplyDeleteExactly. That would be awesome. How many fucking lottery picks do the bucks and cavs need to suck anyways?
ReplyDelete"He might actually be Shane Douglas". Lol. He does hate him some Ric Flair
ReplyDeleteHe fucking hates Ric Flair, there was a thread about the best WCW matches or some such shit and he made like a top 10 or 20 with like 1 Ric Flair match. LOL
ReplyDeleteFor all of the lurkers, yeah, we're not talking about money.
ReplyDeleteIm sure Bill Simmons is mad we got the top pick.
ReplyDeleteWhy you guys butt hurt about C-Town getting love. Just wait until LBJ returns. Kyrie / Wiggins / James #newbig3
ReplyDeleteFavorite player growing up. Miss those days.
ReplyDeleteWow, I don't even remember that finish to the tag match.
ReplyDeleteI know I asked this before, but if the BoD had a convention, how would it be set up?
ReplyDeleteWe could easily do BoD Cleveland
ReplyDeleteYeah, 5 of us are in the area, and 3 are in the top 20.
ReplyDeleteI would be in the top 20 but my job doesn't allow me to fuck off on the computer all day.
ReplyDeleteYou're getting close.
ReplyDeleteMine does, and I'm still sub 20.
ReplyDeleteYou're getting there as well.
ReplyDeleteThere are plenty BoDoomers in Florida, and I would guess Hell is a better location than Cleveland for just about anything....
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