by Logan Scisco
-The show starts
with the “Mr. McMahon’s Utopia” video package, which is one of the best WWF
video packages of all-time.
-Jim Ross and Jerry
“the King” Lawler are on commentary and they are live from Milwaukee, Wisconsin
(otherwise known as the town that R-Truth can’t remember).
-Opening
Contest: LOD 2000 (w/Sunny & Darren
Drozdov) defeat The Disciples of Apocalypse (w/Chainz) when Animal pins Skull
after a powerslam at 9:48:
I mentioned in the Unforgiven review that that show was
Sunny’s last WWF pay-per-view appearance, but this one actually is (I somehow
forgot this show and jumped in my mind from Unforgiven to King of the Ring). She definitely looks worse for wear and her
firing shortly after this was not surprising.
Ross hypes the LOD’s AWA background on commentary since Milwaukee was a
former AWA stop and some AWA legends are being honored later in the show. This has a hot start, but the DOA choke the
life of it (literally). The DOA tries an
illegal switch late in the match, but Droz nails Skull in the head when he runs
the ropes and the LOD wins. This match
isn’t putting either team anywhere near the title picture, though. Rating: *
-Intercontinental
Champion The Rock comes out and runs down the Milwaukee beer industry and their
women. Faarooq runs out and gives the
Rock a piledriver on a chair (sort of) and then beats up some of the Nation
before he leaves the ring. The Rock does
a stretcher job and Ross and Lawler speculate on whether we will have an
Intercontinental championship match tonight or not. The most ridiculous part of the stretcher job
is they do not have EMTs come out to the ring and Owen is the one who has to
put a neck collar on the Rock.
-Michael Cole talks
to WWF Champion Steve Austin in the locker room. Austin says he doesn’t care about the odds he
faces tonight and says that no one has volunteered to watch his back in the
title match.
-“Double J” Jeff
Jarrett (w/Tennessee Lee) beats Steve Blackman after Lee hits Blackman with a
karate stick at 10:19:
Blackman is like one of those non-credible challengers
that Jarrett used to face in 1995 when he was Intercontinental champion. During the bout, Al Snow is shown doing
commentary with the Spanish announce team dressed in stereotypical Mexican
attire (he’s eventually removed by security and gets a bigger reaction than the
match). The real
highlight of this match is Lawler reading off country song lyrics to narrate
big moments. This is a serviceable match,
but it has very little heat, and Jarrett picks up the cheap win via Lee’s
interference. You can hear the crickets
as he makes his way to the back. Rating:
**
-Marc Mero giving
Sable the conditions for the match between him and someone of Sable’s choosing
on last week’s RAW is shown.
-Sable’s Freedom
vs. Sable’s Career Match: “Marvelous”
Marc Mero pins Sable with an inside cradle at 29 seconds:
Ross makes an allusion to Mero’s Johnny B. Badd gimmick
by telling Lawler “You know, Mero looks a lot like Little Richard.” Back in 1998, I thought Sable would pick the
Undertaker as the superstar to face Mero.
However, Sable opts to choose herself for this match and Mero feigns
sadness at having to wrestle her. He
decides to lay down for her, but when Sable covers him, he reverses it and
sends her packing. A guy in the front
row yells “NO! NO!” when Mero reverses
the pin and that is pretty funny. Mero
actually gets a decent pop for the pin, but sadly he wouldn’t be done with
Sable yet. This was actually Mero’s last
victory on a WWF pay-per-view.
-Cole recaps what
we have just seen, as if we are idiots, and Sable thanks her fans for their
support and tries to cry and can’t.
-Dok Hendrix is in
the locker room with the Nation of Domination, but they refuse to talk with
him. Commissioner Slaughter has forced
the Rock to defend the Intercontinental title regardless of what Faarooq did to
him earlier. There’s something that
doesn’t seem quite fair about that to me, especially since Faarooq was
unprovoked.
-Bonus Handicap Match: Kaientai (w/Yamaguchi-San) beat Taka
Michinoku & Bradshaw after Dick Togo pins Michinoku with a Senton Bomb at 9:53:
This is back when a bonus match actually made sense
within existing storylines. The Kaientai
feud was the WWF’s attempt to give Bradshaw something to do after the New
Blackjacks split up and the NWA angle was a bust, but it never really took off. Seeing Bradshaw face Kaientai is like
watching a real world version of Gulliver’s
Travels. It leads to some
entertaining spots, though, with Bradshaw viciously slamming members of
Kaientai on the arena floor and having all of the members of Kaientai try to
take him down simultaneously. Everything
devolves into some really fun spots for the finish, which sees Kainetai’s
numbers overwhelm their opponents and continue to build momentum with a
win. Unfortunately, there wasn’t a lot
for Kaientai to do after the Michinoku feud because their size created a
credibility problem. Rating:
**½
-Sable is shown
slowly walking out of the arena with her bags.
-Intercontinental
Championship Match: The Rock (Champion)
defeats Faarooq with the Flair pin at 5:09:
This is the big blowoff for the Rock-Faarooq feud that
has been simmering throughout 1998, but Ross prefers to talk about it as an
extension of the Florida State-Miami football feud. The Rock initially refuses to come out for
the bout, so Commissioner Slaughter walks out and orders him to come to the
ring in ten seconds or forfeit the title.
So, we are supposed to buy Slaughter as a face in this situation after
he beat up Steve Austin a few weeks ago on RAW?
The Rock does come out and we get a whimper of a match to settle this
long-term feud. Faarooq was not
well-suited to playing a face and he would dabble around in the lower midcard
before the Acolyte tag team revived his career. After the match, Faarooq
piledrives the Rock and the Nation runs in to do a beatdown before D-Generation
X makes the save. THAT finally wakes up
the crowd. Rating: *½
-Mask vs. Mask Match: Kane (w/Paul Bearer) pins Vader with a
Tombstone at 7:22:
This is really the last pay-per-view where Vader had a
great deal of credibility, but the WWF really spoiled the outcome by making
this a mask vs. mask match. I never
understood why that stipulation held up in kayfabe anyway since WWF viewers had
already seen Vader without his mask on several occasions, so who cares if he
loses it? Vader also did not get as much
airtime relative to Kane’s ongoing feud with the Undertaker, so that was
another clue that he was going to be cannon fodder here. The only real interesting event of this match
is when Vader hits Kane with a wrench that he acquires from underneath the
ring, but that isn’t enough to stop the Big Red Machine, who remains undefeated
against anyone not named the Undertaker.
Rating: ½*
-After the match,
Vader is unmasked and Lawler acts like this is an unheard of event. In a funny moment, Kane puts the mask on Paul Bearer, who dances around like Vader and proclaims it “Paul Bearer time.” Cole interviews Vader, who announces that he’s
a “big, fat piece of shit.” One would
think this would create a small redemption angle for Vader that would see him
return to his roots and vault back up the card, but it was not meant to be.
-The Crusher and
Mad Dog Vachon are recognized in a small ceremony for AWA superstars. The crowd is very appreciative of both men
and I would guess that Jim Cornette played a role in putting this together,
probably over Kevin Dunn’s objections.
Lawler takes objection to the ceremony, makes fun of Mad Dog Vachon, and
the Crusher beats him up.
-Owen Hart, Kama
Mustafa & D-Lo Brown (w/Mark Henry) defeat Triple H & The New Age
Outlaws (w/X-Pac & Chyna) when Owen pins Triple H with a Pedigree on a tag
team title belt at 18:34:
For the first time tonight, the crowd is really buzzing
about a match. Owen is the most over
participant, getting an “Owen sucks” and being loudly booed when he enters the
match. Momentum swings back and forth
and when all hell breaks loose things really step up a notch as Chyna decks Mark
Henry and Billy Gunn and Triple H give D-Lo a spike piledriver on a tag team
title belt. However, Owen breaks that up
and gets a measure of revenge against Triple H by finally pinning him on
pay-per-view. Of course, by the time
that Owen has gotten this revenge he’s a heel and we’re supposed to be mad
about it. The match was just average,
but it put Kama and D-Lo on the same level as the more recognized members of
D-Generation X and thereby gave the Nation some credibility in their feud with
DX. Rating: **
-A video package
hypes the upcoming WWF championship match between Steve Austin and Dude Love.
-Hendrix interviews
Vince McMahon, Pat Patterson, and Gerald Brisco and McMahon mockingly says that
he will be an impartial referee tonight.
He says that if Austin touches him, he will stop the match and strip him
of the title and makes it very clear that the match will end “by his hand only.”
-WWF Championship
Match with Vince McMahon as Guest Referee, Pat Patterson as Guest Ring Announcer,
and Gerald Brisco as Guest Timekeeper: “Stone
Cold” Steve Austin (Champion) pins Dude Love with a Stone Cold Stunner at 22:28:
This is one of my all-time favorite matches and there are
so many things to love about it. First, Howard
Finkel gives a pre-written introduction for Patterson that compares him to
Wayne Gretzky, discusses Patterson surviving a “grueling” tournament in Rio de
Janeiro to win the Intercontinental title, and applauds him as a role model for
children. Second, Patterson gives the
most hilarious ring introductions ever by saying Brisco is the reincarnation of
Jim Thorpe and emphasizing that he’s a real Native American unlike Chief Jay
Strongbow, arguing that Vince makes “life worth living” and has a “yes I can”
attitude (too bad Linda didn’t run for Senate earlier and change the “I” in
that to “we”), arguing that Dude Love is an inspiration, and that Austin is a “foul
mouthed punk” and a “bum.” Third, as the
match proceeds, McMahon changes the rules to a no disqualification and falls
count anywhere match (which were hilariously dubbed as “reminders”), which
causes the Ross rage-o-meter to reach a 1.0.
And fourth, it has one of the wildest and craziest finishes to a WWF
title match, as McMahon is inadvertently laid out by a Love chair shot; the
Undertaker, who comes out before the match to watch Austin’s back, chokeslams
Patterson and Brisco through the ringside announce tables to prevent them from
counting a Love pin on Austin; and Austin takes an unconscious McMahon’s hand
to register the three count after he gives Love a Stunner. Ross sums the match up beautifully: “Steve Austin is the toughest son of a bitch
I ever saw!” This was my Match of the
Year for 1998 (I think it ended up finishing third in the PWI voting that year)
due to the great build up, the ability of the booking to draw a loud crowd
reaction, and a very witty ending. Rating:
*****
The Final Report Card: The WWF was still working toward “red hot”
status, so this show is still in the transition period where they were
reinforcing their gains against WCW. The
entire card aside from the main event is lackluster and is RAW fare, but the
main event is the only thing that needed to deliver at the time and it
did. Surprisingly, this show drew fewer
buys than Unforgiven and drew the fewest buys of any show in the Austin era. The only thing that I think could account for that is that the fans felt Austin winning was a foregone conclusion. I won’t give this show a thumbs up, since it is just a one match show, but if you have never
seen Austin-Love, then you need to check it out.
Attendance:
9,822
Buyrate:
0.58 (+0.01 from the previous year)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Down
The Rock does a stretcher job and Ross and Lawler speculate on whether we will have an Intercontinental championship match tonight or not. The most ridiculous part of the stretcher job is they do not have EMTs come out to the ring and Owen is the one who has to put a neck collar on the Rock. http://num.to/4584*5046*5556
ReplyDeleteOwen got to pin Triple H with the Pedigree!?!?
ReplyDeleteFarooq sure love that piledriver.
ReplyDeleteGreat sex position.
ReplyDeleteLove that Austin-Dude Love match. Just an absolute thrill from start to finish and more than missing chair shots, blood, vulgarity, I miss the "anything can happen, crazy atmosphere" that these shows had.
ReplyDeleteLove the main event from this show and Sable vs Mero. Sable's speech before Mero outsmarted her coupled with Mero's hilarious over the top celebration kills me every single time I watch it.
ReplyDeleteDidn't the slightly overrated Undertaker/Mankind HITC win match of the year?
ReplyDeleteThat's three consecutive years I feel Austin was robbed of it. 96 and 97 with Bret, then this one here.
Yep. Angered me to no end.
ReplyDeleteHHH must have pissed someone off that morning to job to his own pedigree.
ReplyDelete"Marvelous" Marc Mero = underrated
ReplyDeleteThank god that WM 13 match win MOTY that year. In my opinion, it's the best match in wwe/WWF history.
ReplyDeleteComplete threadjack: when did the batshit crazy post-Mania Raw really come into being? The last three are the only ones I remember that really being a thing.
ReplyDeleteThis was the show that convinced me, once and for all, that WCW was done.
ReplyDeleteYes, it was 3 years ahead of the ultimate victory, but the sheer emotional energy coming off the crowd, the momentum all of the feuds had, the sense of direction, the expect way the feuds were all intertwined.
It was clear WWF was operating on a different level. The ratings would take some time to reflect just how far ahead the WWF was, but I watched this PPV and thought 'that's it. They won.'
Think it really is just the last three.
ReplyDeleteJust watched the Austin match again. Only thing better than the Stooges getting chokeslammed through the announce desks and McMahon getting his brain scrambled with a chair comes moments before that chair shot.
ReplyDeleteDude his Austin with a chair then double arm DDT's him on it. Austin kicks out of the pin attempt, staggers to the corner and as Dude runs at him, chair in hand, kicks it back in Dude's face. As Dude goes down, Austin picks the chair up and before smacking Dude in the head with it, he swings it at the top rope, at which point it bounces back and hits him in the head! And not in a 'Heel tries to hit face, face moves, chair hits top rope and bounces back into heel's face' type comedy spot. Proper unintentionally funny moment.
Props to McMahon, though. Vinny Mac would take a mad chair shot!
Last three. I was at the post-WM Raw after XV and it wasn't anything like it is now.
ReplyDeleteBest match in the history of history, I say.
ReplyDeleteI'm a huge Bret mark and it's an all-time great match and it's an important match and I can watch it a thousand times.....but I still gotta go with Shawn/Taker in the cell. Bell-to-bell....I just think it's better.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about best match in WWF history, but once could argue that it is one of the most historically significant matches in WWF history. At a time when the lack of business forced Vince and Linda to invest $5 million of their own money to keep the company going in 1997 and a subpar WrestleMania card was created, that match arguably "made" the guy that won the Monday Night Wars. I'd put it with Hogan-Sheikh as far as most historically significant matches in the company's history (although I think Austin going over HBK at WM 14 is another historical turning point that might even trump Bret-Austin).
ReplyDeletedepends on what you mean. Raw the night after XIV was crazy with the new DX forming, X-Pac coming back to WWF, Outlwas vs Cactus/Funk in a cage to get their belts back, and Dan Severn doing the best thing he ever did in WWF by killing the Headbangers while wearing a suit.
ReplyDelete"I won’t give this show a thumbs up, since it is just a one match show,..."
ReplyDelete"Show Evaluation: Thumbs Up "
Correction: Mero's last PPV win was over Droz at IYH: Breakdown.
ReplyDeleteDamn. I figured there was probably some non-Sable-related match in there on either Breakdown or Judgment Day, which had really odd undercards. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteFixed.
ReplyDeletePart of me is disappointed that they didn't try this with Daniel Bryan yet, especially with the Outlaws playing the role of the Stooges for Triple H, with Shawn as the referee.
ReplyDelete9,822 for the attendance!
ReplyDeleteI love Jim Ross' "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" call when Brisco goes through the table.
ReplyDeleteOn the two chokeslams - Patterson's bump through the table is fucking awesome.
I wouldn't worry about it. I was at the arena for that PPV and don't remember that match at all.
ReplyDeleteYour user name sums up my thoughts on that attendance.
ReplyDeleteWhere'd you get that beauty tidbit of Vince and Linda investing their own money?
ReplyDeleteThat main event was freaking insane. Too bad the rest of the card sucked. Still, getting to see one of the best matches of the decade is nothing to sneeze at.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan jobbing in 18 seconds started all that shit
ReplyDeletePat could still sell a beating!
ReplyDeleteThis game went up agaist the 7th Game of the Bulls/Pacers Eastern Conference Finals.
ReplyDeleteI don't either. It may have been on Heat instead of the ppv
ReplyDeleteThe stunt show won match of the year in 1998? Jesus.
ReplyDeleteThumbs down????? Are you smoking the good crack or the bad crack? No one went home upset about this show. Austin had to come back to the ring b/c people kept cheering for him.
ReplyDeleteIt fit the story though. UT tried to kill the man that had been a pain in his behind for two years.
ReplyDeleteOh, Yamaguchi-San. The reason we know ABeyAnce hates Asians...
ReplyDeleteThis was a great show to watch as a live thread the other night. I had never seen most of the matches.
I guess Kane or The Big Show would be taking the role of The Undertaker in this scenario.
ReplyDeleteVader's mask on the line was weak sauce, even in storyline where he had "reconstructive" surgery because of what happened at No Way Out. No one should've or could've bought into the idea of Kane jobbing and losing his mask to Vader (or anyone at this point, for that matter).
ReplyDeleteKevin Kelly radio interview I heard last year. He talked about how the McMahons couldn't give their usual Christmas gifts to the office staff because the finances of the company were so disappointing in 1997.
ReplyDeleteMy criteria for that is "Would I watch this whole show again?" This show gets a "no" because although the main event is good and worth a look, I wouldn't really want to sit through the 2 1/2 hours of the rest of the show again to get there.
ReplyDeleteI can respect that. TBH, I watched on VHS back in the day and fell asleep on it. That main would have made it worth sitting through live though.
ReplyDeleteAs a character, yes, but he was dog-shit awful in the ring after the injury in early '97.
ReplyDeleteLoved how Farooq completely misses the chair. Rock was game enough to sell it anyway.
ReplyDeleteThe Shield.
ReplyDeleteDamn, it doesn't seem that long since he's been outta the picture for whatever reason.
ReplyDeletePunch punch punch....punch punch punch...TKO
ReplyDeleteFunny that this was the BoD Saturday PPV.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go crazy and say--all things considered--that match is one of the best ever. Great work, great heat, great booking. Amazing in every way.
ReplyDeleteHHH got his revenge at the next Over The Edge PPV.
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