I can't believe how in just one months time, I went from excited to attend this show live to debating whether I'd even watch it from the comfort of my couch.
Do you think that they keep these midgets around in those big cases, just in case they need them? I didn't know there were so many of them. I guess I need to watch National Geographic more.
Tons.They made a competition,I was hoping for the Finn Kid to win,but Jiraya(not the one from Naruto). was a great choice.The show was cool,they played DBZ,Saint Seiya,Shurato's themes.
It's true that you can start watching the ppv anytime before it ends and "watch from beginning", right? Not feeling this ppv enough to sit through 3 hours, want to be able to fast forward.
every time reigns pounds the mat, all i can think of is when orton dislocated his shoulder when he did it before the rko. granted, he already had shoulder issues, but still
Serious question- did Jinder Mahal get hurt in that spot? Looked like he took a ladder to the back of the head, and then they made sure not to show him afterward...
I'll check back in at the top of the hour. I refuse to watch that midget shit on the pre-show.
ReplyDeleteWeeLC!!!
ReplyDeleteSheamus's hat is...quite...uhhh...yeah.
ReplyDeleteMOTY!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how Sheamus feels about being on the announce desk while a midget bull gets a PPV pay day
ReplyDeleteHEIGHTIST!
ReplyDeleteI'm expecting ****1/2
ReplyDeleteI honestly think we are too hard on midget matches... the bull is barely shorter than Mysterio and has a similar moveset
ReplyDeleteI can't believe how in just one months time, I went from excited to attend this show live to debating whether I'd even watch it from the comfort of my couch.
ReplyDeleteThat match is gonna steal the show
ReplyDeleteHe always seems to wear it in public.
ReplyDelete*whew* I almost had to cover your ass, Bayless. But, as usual, you come through.
ReplyDeleteSo are you there?
ReplyDeleteIs it that hat that seems reminiscent of the 1930's?
ReplyDeleteCMON now!
ReplyDeletePrediction: Brie Bella "accidentally" costs Bryan the title, becomes the new biggest heel in the company.
ReplyDeleteNope. I shoulda made that clear. I went with the couch. Queens to Jersey on a Sunday is like a 2 hour commute. So not worth it
ReplyDeleteDoes Scott review this show?
ReplyDeleteJust saying I don't see why it being midgets automatically a joke
ReplyDeleteNo chance Kane is the Champ
ReplyDeletei wonder how many of today's generation even recognize the "he's got the whole world in his hands" song
ReplyDeleteHe hasn't reviewed newer PPV's in months.
ReplyDeletecena sucks or cm punk?
ReplyDeleteHornswoggle in why. I do find Torito entertaining.
ReplyDeleteThose who were raised in a religious household probably do.
ReplyDeleteAll right, I've heard the singing kids enough this week. Can that song get any more overplayed? What is this, top 40 radio?
ReplyDeleteFirst time he's had the network though
ReplyDeleteIt's better than Happy.
ReplyDeleteI like both!
ReplyDeletei wonder if this match is gon--
ReplyDeleteSHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT JBL BEING LEGENDARY
oy
ReplyDeleteMini commentators, now?
ReplyDeleteYeah...I've heard worse ideas. Not many, though.
So, did I miss the Wee LC match?
ReplyDeleteWow............
ReplyDeletePredictions:
ReplyDeleteBarrett/Big E: Barrett
Uso/Rybaxel (right?): Uso's
Paige/Tamina: Paige
RVD/Cesaro/Swagger: Cesaro
Cena/Wyatt: CENAWINSLOL
Bryan/Kane: Bryan
Evolution/Shield: Evolution because HHH
OR they turn it into a handicap tag with Sheamus getting involved.
ReplyDeleteThis is a throwback to the bland split era where shows would have three interesting matches and a giant pile of "Who the fuck cares?"
ReplyDeleteI kind of laughed at Micro Cole.
ReplyDeletethis is why people are embarrassed to be wrestling fans
ReplyDeleteOoh, my...this is embarrassing to watch.
ReplyDeleteThis is corny as fuck
ReplyDeleteGonna need to watch the replay on this one.
ReplyDeleteAll these short peoeple.
ReplyDeleteCome on, this is funny.
Cena isn't exempt from the 50/50 booking epidemic.
ReplyDeleteI would agree with you, though, if you said some of the punchlines fell a little short of their mark.
ReplyDeleteIncorrect, this is WHY I'm happy to be a wrestling fan.
ReplyDeleteI always pick Cena
ReplyDeleteDid he say El Torino?
ReplyDeletei agree. i wonder if wwe is gonna start thinking they can throw any old shit up on "specials" since it's basically in house now
ReplyDeletewtf business does russev vs. truth/woods have on something ppl pay for?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ReplyDeleteThe little King's name is "Jerry SMALLER" This is fucking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI agree. People far too hard on midget matches
ReplyDeleteIs BoD Exteme Rules tonight?
ReplyDeletelol at the "machael" though
ReplyDeleteHopefully after the show.
ReplyDeleteJust switched on the kickoff show. What in the bloody hell am I watching?
ReplyDeleteAnything goes MUTHAFUCKA!
ReplyDeleteHornswoggle rocking the Shawn Michaels gear again
ReplyDeleteWhere's the weapons?
ReplyDeleteI'm looking a fuckton more forward to that than the "special".
ReplyDeleteIf one of the midgets goes through the mini announce table, this will all be worth it.
ReplyDeleteWee LC!
ReplyDeleteVince can die happy with this level of comedy happening right now.
ReplyDeleteThey'd better do a spot where they go through the midget table.
ReplyDeleteThis is won by pinfall I presume?
ReplyDeleteSame here.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else have horrible video quality on the network?
ReplyDelete"Well, it's like Raw. They're not calling the action."
ReplyDeleteNice self-burn from Cole.
If the crowd is getting into THIS stuff, it may prove to be an interesting night yet.
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean Nebb28's pet rock does the unthinkable and upsets a main eventer?
ReplyDeleteFEED LOOKS GREAT FOR ME.
ReplyDeleteNot watching right now, how big are the ladders?
ReplyDeleteit's not a midget match without accidental not shots
ReplyDeletelol at the crowd chanting for the table
I stand by my hopes that, as in the past, the resurgence of midgets always precedes a renaissance in the product.
ReplyDeleteI would give a testicle for a miniton bomb!
ReplyDeleteI can't see any match other than the 6 man being good.
ReplyDeleteNo ladders but a tiny folding chair.
ReplyDeleteslater rocking the pgh bucs tights
ReplyDeleteWell, it is New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteThe best thing I can say about this match is that at least it's on the kickoff show and they aren't making people pay for it.
ReplyDeleteTHAT WAS AWESOME
ReplyDeleteIf I was a short person, I don't know if I should be offended or laugh.
ReplyDeleteSLOW COUNT!
ReplyDeleteI guess it depends - is this what Midget Wrestling normally does? Is there a tradition similar to Lucha with it?
ReplyDeleteNow they have a tiny step ladder!!!
ReplyDeleteA fucking COMMERCIAL?
ReplyDelete"Why isn't Rey Mysterio in this match, Gorilla?"
ReplyDelete"WILL YOU STOP?!"
i'm very short, and i think this is just "um... what?"
ReplyDeleteYep, instead you get to pay to see Rusev's slowly move in the ring again two dancing black guys.
ReplyDeleteProud to see equality?
ReplyDeletecesaro vs rvd vs swagger should be good if they give it enought ime.
ReplyDeleteI suddenly miss the high-concept comedy of the Swagger Soaring Eagle.
ReplyDeleteI today I went to a anime/comics convention,there were strange moments(finding my ex) and good ones(the cover band show and getting a girl's number).
ReplyDeletecage and possibly world title
ReplyDeleteAt least in Mexico, they somewhat treat it as a big deal. I think Vince sees this as one big joke.
ReplyDeletei want a chair shot to the head, it's not like these are real people anyway.
ReplyDeletelegends house = whacky
ReplyDeleteIf I was booking, they would have pulled out the Jeff Hardy size ladder for this match.
ReplyDeleteMust be my connection, dammit.
ReplyDeleteAny cosplayers?
ReplyDelete>Kane
ReplyDelete>Singles Match
>Good
LOL!
The last time the average heights of the competitors in the ppv opener was as low at it is now? Chris Candido v. Taz, Hardcore Heaven 97.
ReplyDeleteBut is it played for these kind of yucks there, too? With more comedy and funny spots?
ReplyDeleteIs this match Wrestlecrap's Gooker of the year winner?
ReplyDeleteGive TNA time
ReplyDeleteAdding Midgets to the list of "people who aren't real".
ReplyDeleteMotion to add strippers/escorts?
Tune in next year to find out!
ReplyDeleteSeconded.
ReplyDeletethis is ww wee
ReplyDeleteIf that mini announce table doesn't get busted, I'm quitting wrestling.
ReplyDeleteDixie Carter's well in line to win two in a row.
ReplyDeleteDo you think that they keep these midgets around in those big cases, just in case they need them? I didn't know there were so many of them. I guess I need to watch National Geographic more.
ReplyDeletemega scar on 'swaggle's back
ReplyDeleteTo an extent, but they do way more high flying spots.
ReplyDeleteTons.They made a competition,I was hoping for the Finn Kid to win,but Jiraya(not the one from Naruto). was a great choice.The show was cool,they played DBZ,Saint Seiya,Shurato's themes.
ReplyDeleteYou should congratulate him for getting a phone number from a chick
ReplyDeleteMan, I hate that I can't watch the midge match right now. It's not on any of the FrontRow streams.
ReplyDeleteForget real... strippers are people?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she has a trophy case.
ReplyDeleteYeah i was wondering how that happened to the poor guy.
ReplyDeleteTNA have already beaten it. The committed match.
ReplyDeleteYoutube?
ReplyDeleteYou've gotta love that the Cole midget is riffing all over the actual Cole spiel by constantly shilling shit. At least that's funny.
ReplyDeleteLMAO, that got a holy shit chant.
ReplyDeleteOk, this is now officially Entertaining Crap.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Chikara buy out WWE?
ReplyDeleteThis is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteTouche
ReplyDeleteThey don't do the YouTube preshows anymore. Only on the Network.
ReplyDeleteI know what the next QOTD is!
ReplyDeletewow, fuck you, assjack
ReplyDeleteJerry Smaller loses interest when on a girl's 1st birthday.
ReplyDeleteThis is ten times better than it has any right to be...
ReplyDeleteEveryone would be fine with this match if they weren't midgets
ReplyDeleteWee-C-Dub! Wee-C-Dub! Wee-C-Dub!
ReplyDeleteYes, honestly, this is awesome.
ReplyDeleteI'm fine with this match; I think it's great.
ReplyDeleteCongrats for the girl, let's celebrate by winning tag team gold.
ReplyDeleteIt's like they recognized how absurd this was going to be, so they went full retard with it. It's crazy to think that it's actually working!
ReplyDeleteFuck! This is going to lead to the revival of the Micro Wrestling Federation.
ReplyDeletecan we get jinder a new back?
ReplyDeleteShit if Hornswoggle didn't hit Torito in the head with that chair.
ReplyDeleteTheir Smackdown match the other week was good too.
ReplyDeleteShiiiiit
ReplyDeleteIt's true that you can start watching the ppv anytime before it ends and "watch from beginning", right? Not feeling this ppv enough to sit through 3 hours, want to be able to fast forward.
ReplyDeleteWOW! That spot looked WAAAAY too dangerous for a comedy pre-show match.
ReplyDeleteI am highly enjoying and entertained by this.
ReplyDeleteThis is god damn brilliant!!!
ReplyDeletei already made the w-w-wee joke
ReplyDeleteOw, Jinder has some fucking balls to take that bump.
ReplyDeleteThis....this is awesome.
ReplyDeleteLooking for her facebook too.
ReplyDeleteDid not know Drew Mac could fly like that.
ReplyDeleteLegit laughing at the mini announcers mocking the WWE App plugs and Network shills. This has been well done, perfect stuff for the pre show.
ReplyDeletelol at taking sick bumps for this bullshit.
ReplyDeleteThese are some crazy bumps for a pre-show match.
ReplyDelete4.98 is not half of 9.99 4.99 and 1/2 is
ReplyDeleteWhat?! WWE having a midget match be entertaining?
ReplyDeleteaustin would call this "violent crap"
ReplyDeleteYour next TNA World Champion!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit, that was one hell of a bump.
ReplyDeleteDrew hasn't taking a beating like that since he was with Taryn
ReplyDeleteNetwork freeze!?!
ReplyDeleteThis turned out to be so much better than it had any right to be.
ReplyDeleteI loved every second of this.
ReplyDeleteI really hope there'll be somewhere I can watch this after. Sounds like it's a hoot.
ReplyDeleteI honestly can't make fun of this, that was actually pretty crazy
ReplyDeleteMatch of the year.
ReplyDelete3MB and the Matadors should be in line for a renewed push after this. Seriously, they bumped like crazy and the crowd loved it.
ReplyDeleteHow was the midget match.
ReplyDeleteI'll admit. Best mini match I have ever seen. I went in with low (nyuk nyuk nyuk) expectations and was pleasantly surprised.
ReplyDeleteI missed the end? Jesus!
ReplyDeleteProb be better then most matches on the PPV
ReplyDeleteOK OK. Ridiculous, yes. Entertaining, yes.
ReplyDeleteIshii/naito would like to talk with you.
ReplyDeleteSo if it was a three star match, do we cut the score in half?
ReplyDeleteWinner faces Rey Mysterio on RAW tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteNext, we need some heel to lay out every single one of the midgets backstage at some point during the PPV. I nominate Bad News Barrett.
ReplyDeleteI've had only a minor glitch so far; I imagine it will get worse as the evening progresses, though.
ReplyDeletePretty cool of WWE to give exposure to ROH on the preshow like that.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why RVD feels apathy.
ReplyDeleteYou tell the bitches you like Iron Man?
ReplyDeleteLet the minis call the rest of the show.
ReplyDeleteFive half-star match!
ReplyDeleteRey wins the new WWE Mini Title Tournament tomorrow night, then is forced to defend against the winner immediately after.
ReplyDeleteIf there were no issues for WM30, we should be fine tonight.
ReplyDeleteWomen in general
ReplyDeleteDamnit I must be a minute behind the live feed or something.
ReplyDeleteNo way. Rey's way too small for them.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to talk to them! They totally fucked up my order last week, i asked for a half dozen spring rolls not egg rolls!
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, he never has the opportunity to show anyone.
ReplyDeleteDidn't have to,talked to a chick who's a Pink Floyd fan.
ReplyDeleteBIGG HOSS! I like that.
ReplyDeleteThe Network was stronger during Mania that it's been thus far tonight. Multiple jump backs already.
ReplyDeleteevery time reigns pounds the mat, all i can think of is when orton dislocated his shoulder when he did it before the rko. granted, he already had shoulder issues, but still
ReplyDeleteI am too
ReplyDeleteHypocrite!
ReplyDeleteYour training is progressing nicely
ReplyDelete...how?
ReplyDeleteSerious question- did Jinder Mahal get hurt in that spot? Looked like he took a ladder to the back of the head, and then they made sure not to show him afterward...
ReplyDelete