Oooh, here’s a cool one I found on Facebook. You’ve got $15 to spend…who’s your dream Survivor Series 5 man team? I’m gonna have to go with Austin, Savage, Roberts, Perfect and Eddie…Team DTA!
I made this before realizing I didn't need to take one from every team. Going Macho and Hart would be better.workrate wise however I'll go Perfect in his prime over Jericho.
Team Hogan: Hogan, Andre, Warrior, Booker T, Jake Team Austin: Austin, Hart, Punk, Guerrero, DiBiase Team Rock: Rock, Macho, Goldberg, Jericho, Vader Team Undertaker: Undertaker, Cena, Brock, Bryan, Kane Team Shawn: Shawn, HHH, Hall, Nash, Perfect
When the people at Stone Cola called me and asked me what flavor I wanted Stone Cola to be, I had to think about it. Did I want grape? WHAT Raspberry? WHAT Lemon lime? WHAT Cherry lime? WHAT Egg cream? WHAT Doctah Peppah? WHAT Doctah Suess? WHAT Green Eggs and Ham? WHAT Sam I am? WHAT Orange? WHAT If there's one thing I hate more than anything, it's a damn orange soda lover. Nothing's worse than orange soda. LAUGHTER
Vader, Foley, Brock, Andre, and Undertaker would be a monster team Put them against Shawn, Bret, Jericho, Bryan, and RVD and you've got one hell of a match
The Dark Side: Undertaker, Sting, Randy Orton, Mick Foley, Kane 2edgy4u: Shawn Michaels, Triple H, CM Punk, Kevin Nash, Jake the Snake Down to Business: Stone Cold, Bret Hart, Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan, Vader Remember the Titans: Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, Ultimate Warrior, Kevin Nash, Vader It's Not Cocky If You Can Back it Up: The Rock, Macho Man, CM Punk, Eddie Guerrero, Mr. Perfect
Taker Andre Warrior Brock Vader vs. HBK, Ricky Morton, Steamboat, Perfect, Jeff Hardy for the most epic ass kicking sell face in peril match of all time.
Shawn Michaels, Randy Savage, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan and Mr. Perfect. 1997 HBK and Mr. Perfect disappear before the match to do indeterminate amounts of blow. 1989 Randy Savage is trying very hard to keep CM Punk away from Elizabeth, and Time Travelling Daniel Bryan is complaining of numbness in his arm. Other than that, this team is fine.
I'm wondering why HBK is in the $5 group. Only SS matches I can think of that he was in was the one where he subbed for Lawler against the Harts (which he lost) and the wild card match in 95.
If I'm doing heels, I go Flair, Triple H, Lesnar, Jericho and Dibiase Sr.
ReplyDeleteAustin, Savage, Punk, Nash and Vader
ReplyDeleteRock, Bret, Punk, Bryan, Perfect is the best team
ReplyDeleteAustin, Macho, Goldberg, Foley, RVD is the most over team.
I'll take Hogan, Flair, Lesnar, DiBiase, & Vader.
ReplyDeleteBret Hart is probably furious that Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair cost $1 more than him.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing we have to pick one from each?
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, I'm going Austin, Taker, Hall, Vader, and Roberts. Team "Selling Optional".
I'd also like to see Dibiase with a paid team full of monsters.
ReplyDeleteDibiase, Andre, Lesnar, Kane and Vader.
No, you just need 5 guys and it has to add to $15.
ReplyDeleteThere goes Chapter 6 of the next book.
ReplyDeleteI'm going Stone Cola, Andre (at his prime, mind you!), Brock, Daniel Bryan, and Jake.
ReplyDeleteGoldberg, Punk, Warrior, Lesnar and Hall.
ReplyDeletePolitics: Hulk Hogan, Shawn Michaels, and Triple H. I'll pocket the last dollar.
ReplyDeleteShawn, Savage, Bret, Jake & Perfect.
ReplyDeletePut them against 8 up and coming heels and squash them all.
ReplyDeleteSTONE COLA! STONE COLA! STONE COLA!
ReplyDeleteIF YA WANNA SEE STONE COLA OPEN UP A CAN OF DIET SPRITE, GIMME A HELL YEAH!
ReplyDeleteOr what about Team WCW? Flair, Sting, Goldberg, Booker T, and Vader.
ReplyDeleteYou left two bucks on the table, Scott!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, Team Workrate: Shawn, Bret, Punk, Bryan, Perfect.
Team Monster: Undertaker, Andre, Brock, Kane, Vader
ReplyDeleteTeam Kilq (Shawn, hunter, nash, hall) with Kane as the big back up
ReplyDeleteNah, picking up Foley means the other team tires themselves out murdering him to death.
ReplyDeleteHBK, Macho, Brock, Jericho, Vader
ReplyDeleteThere goes Scott again, always leaving money on the table....
ReplyDeleteSavage, Hart, Punk, Jericho, Bryan would be even better.
ReplyDeleteStone Cold, Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Vader and Mr. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteAustin, Hogan and Warrior survive.
How can Hall be more than Nash?!
ReplyDeleteHogan
Punk
Goldberg
Booker T
Mr Perfect
I made this before realizing I didn't need to take one from every team. Going Macho and Hart would be better.workrate wise however I'll go Perfect in his prime over Jericho.
ReplyDeleteD-Generate Dream Team: Shawn, Hunter, Punk, Jericho, RVD.
ReplyDeleteTeam Hogan: Hogan, Andre, Warrior, Booker T, Jake
ReplyDeleteTeam Austin: Austin, Hart, Punk, Guerrero, DiBiase
Team Rock: Rock, Macho, Goldberg, Jericho, Vader
Team Undertaker: Undertaker, Cena, Brock, Bryan, Kane
Team Shawn: Shawn, HHH, Hall, Nash, Perfect
Hogan, Brock, Vader, Jake, Austin
ReplyDeleteRock, Shawn, Jericho, Bryan, Perfect.
ReplyDeleteWhen the people at Stone Cola called me and asked me what flavor I wanted Stone Cola to be, I had to think about it. Did I want grape?
ReplyDeleteWHAT
Raspberry?
WHAT
Lemon lime?
WHAT
Cherry lime?
WHAT
Egg cream?
WHAT
Doctah Peppah?
WHAT
Doctah Suess?
WHAT
Green Eggs and Ham?
WHAT
Sam I am?
WHAT
Orange?
WHAT
If there's one thing I hate more than anything, it's a damn orange soda lover. Nothing's worse than orange soda.
LAUGHTER
The B+ Players: Savage, Bret, Punk, Bryan & Perfect
ReplyDeletenWo babyee!
ReplyDeleteHollywood Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash
Hogan, Andre, Macho, Vader, Perfect
ReplyDeleteKane, Bryan, Brock, HHH, Rock
ReplyDeleteKane, Jake, Vader, RVD, Perfect and pocked the remaining $10. Am I doing it right?
ReplyDeleteRock, Austin, Jericho, Foley, RVD
ReplyDeleteGoldberg, Brock, Warrior, Vader, Undertaker.
ReplyDeleteDIS-PAIR
Team Designated Driver: Stone Cold, Ric Flair, Scott Hall, RVD and Jake Roberts
ReplyDeleteTeam "How Much Does Dis Guy Weigh??": Undertaker, Andre, Brock, Nash, Vader .
ReplyDeleteFive Brocks.
ReplyDeleteFlair, Hbk, Punk, Perfect and Rvd
ReplyDelete1-Cena
ReplyDelete2-HHH
it's over.
I like that whoever came up with this made sure to write Dibiase Sr. just so Dibiase Jr. didn't see this and get excited.
ReplyDeleteTeam WORK (Shawn, Bret, Punk, Bryan, Perfect)
ReplyDeletevs.
Team MINUS FIVE STARS (Hogan, Andre, Goldberg, Nash, Kane)
Undertaker, Michaels, Jericho, Perfect, Kane = $15
ReplyDeleteBret, Cena, HHH, RVD, Dibiase = $15
Punk, Orton, Lesnar, Warrior, Bryan = $15
The possibilities are endless.
Team Butt Injections: Hogan, Triple H, Warrior, Eddie and Dr. George Zahorian (unlisted)
ReplyDeleteTeam promo: Flair, Savage, Punk, Foley, Jake
ReplyDeleteTeam Discovery Channel: Martin, Nelson
ReplyDeleteHogan's team has one... odd... choice.
ReplyDeleteUnless it was intentional?
Team promo with no Austin or Rock? Wut
ReplyDeleteIntentional. Lol.
ReplyDeleteAustin, Rock, Bryan, Eddie, Vader.
ReplyDeleteOr Andre, Savage, Warrior, Eddie and Perfect for a team from BEYOND THE GRAVE....
Bret, Savage, Eddie, Dibiase, and Perfect.
ReplyDeleteWith my $3 in change, I will hire Lesnar to appear at my garage sale.
Vader, Foley, Brock, Andre, and Undertaker would be a monster team
ReplyDeletePut them against Shawn, Bret, Jericho, Bryan, and RVD and you've got one hell of a match
Stone Cold, Bret Hart, Ultimate Warrior, Chris Jericho, Mr Perfect.
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly is the basis for the pricing? Take someone like the Ultimate Warrior he won all his SSeries elimination matches. so why is he $3?
The Dark Side: Undertaker, Sting, Randy Orton, Mick Foley, Kane
ReplyDelete2edgy4u: Shawn Michaels, Triple H, CM Punk, Kevin Nash, Jake the Snake
Down to Business: Stone Cold, Bret Hart, Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan, Vader
Remember the Titans: Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, Ultimate Warrior, Kevin Nash, Vader
It's Not Cocky If You Can Back it Up: The Rock, Macho Man, CM Punk, Eddie Guerrero, Mr. Perfect
Buck Zumhofe, Grizzly Smith, Chris Benoit, Jimmy Snuka, Jose Gonzalez
ReplyDeleteJust now noticed I forgot Flair's team.
ReplyDeleteFoley is also intentional, swapped out Perfect for RVD.
I'll take the "heels".
ReplyDeleteTaker Andre Warrior Brock Vader vs. HBK, Ricky Morton, Steamboat, Perfect, Jeff Hardy for the most epic ass kicking sell face in peril match of all time.
ReplyDeleteOoh, just remembered one more:
ReplyDeleteHogan, Austin, Rock, and the Mulkeys. What do you mean I'm $.02 over? Bullshit!
You think we could at least get the crowd to cheer Cena against those guys?
ReplyDeleteHogan, HHH,Warrior, Nash, RVD... the people least likely to do the job.
ReplyDeleteFine. Austin, Rock, HHH, and the Mulkeys.
ReplyDelete... Not against Benoit, but maybe the rest?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NtksEHYtK4
ReplyDeleteThe amount of money vince would have to shell out back stage to get those guys out to the ring...holy crap.
ReplyDeleteFive double DQ or count-out finishes, there.
ReplyDeleteOne Sportz Entertainment finish later...
ReplyDeleteTeam HHHHHH.
ReplyDeleteHollywood Hulk Hogan & Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
They take on, and handily defeat, the entire rest of the field.
Odds on Backlund putting a teammate in the crossface chicken wing: off the board.
ReplyDeleteShawn Michaels, Randy Savage, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan and Mr. Perfect. 1997 HBK and Mr. Perfect disappear before the match to do indeterminate amounts of blow. 1989 Randy Savage is trying very hard to keep CM Punk away from Elizabeth, and Time Travelling Daniel Bryan is complaining of numbness in his arm. Other than that, this team is fine.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I was hoping that they would just put Shawn into category two.
ReplyDeleteAustin, Macho, Punk, Jericho, and RVD.
"i'll buy [whoever] for a dollar!"
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering why HBK is in the $5 group. Only SS matches I can think of that he was in was the one where he subbed for Lawler against the Harts (which he lost) and the wild card match in 95.
ReplyDeleteAustin, Flair, Jericho, Bryan, Perfect
ReplyDeleteTeam Monday Night: Austin, Bret Hart, Scott Hall, RVD & Vader and one more for the good guys. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe full team of $3 would make a pretty solid team.
ReplyDeleteA-Team: Stone Cold, Macho, Brock, Bryan and Perfect
ReplyDeleteB-Team: Flair, Cena, Punk, Foley, Vader
I will say that a heel team of Flair, Eddy, Jake, Orton and Andre would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteIt worked in 91 for Flair.
ReplyDeleteIn kayfabe, if you have Hogan Prime and Cena Prime, the last three don't matter seeing as those 2 are unbeatable supermen.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'd go Michaels / Sting / Lesnar / Bryan / Perfect.
Yeah, may just get them.
ReplyDeleteThey have the inability to job.
ReplyDeletePoor Ted.
ReplyDeleteHow ironic.
ReplyDeleteKayfabe: Taker, Andre, Goldberg, Nash. and Vader. NOBODY beats THAT team. EVAH!
ReplyDeleteWorkrate: Shawn, Savage, Punk, Eddie, Perfect
If you replace Perfect with Sting in theory, it is without question the best big man vs. smaller babyface match in history.
Austin, Hart, Daniel Bryan, Chris Jericho and Eddie Guerrero.
ReplyDeleteHogan, Cena, Goldberg, Foley, Vader
ReplyDeleteA supremely babyface loaded team with Vader as the wildcard, with everyone wondering If he'll play nice
Michaels, Savage, Punk, Foley (as Cactus Jack), Jake.
ReplyDeleteWould work equally well as both a babyface and a heel team.
Austin, Michaels, Punk, Jericho, RVD
ReplyDeleteRVD Dibiase Vader Snake Perfect....AND I have enough left over to get The Network!
ReplyDeleteCapt. Bret Hart, Scott Hall, CM Punk, Eddy Guerrero, Jake Roberts: The Greasers
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