Last week I could blame eating a bad couple of oysters for my absence.
This week I won't let vacation stop me.
RAW.
NHL.
Other Stuff.
Come out swinging and keep it clean!
This week I won't let vacation stop me.
RAW.
NHL.
Other Stuff.
Come out swinging and keep it clean!
I don't know where to post
ReplyDeleteOnly just watched Takeover, glad to see that Tyler Breeze can go.
ReplyDeleteALL OF THESE THREADS ARE TEARING ME APART
ReplyDeleteSorry Princess. The Bayless Era has begun.
ReplyDeleteLOL Princess Meekin'd Bayless..
ReplyDeleteBayless never drew a dime an everyone kno-*shot multiple times*
ReplyDeleteAh, what a maroon.
ReplyDeleteheh.
I chose Princess over Bayless. It's what was best for business.
ReplyDeleteSledge hammer, 'If You Want Peace, Prepare for War'. Is HHH an internet Libertarian? jk he's married.
ReplyDeleteHe knows who Monday Nights belong to. But I was sick as hell last Monday so I really appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteIs there an official thread chosen yet?
ReplyDeleteOh, we have two going? I just jumped into the first one.
ReplyDeleteOh, sure. NOW you can strip him? And you couldn't last week because....what? Dr. Maroon hadn't provided a prognosis? Fuck you guys. Cocksmokers.
ReplyDeleteGlad you're better.
ReplyDeleteIt's still real to me!
ReplyDeleteDammit!
ReplyDeleteThis is actually working for me.
ReplyDeleteThis one. Because it's on top.
ReplyDeleteBray vs ...? for the title?
ReplyDeleteHow's El Torito going to get the belts if they are hung that high?
ReplyDeleteThis HNIC opening with Darryl Sutter set to 'The Entertainer' is gold! Good job CBC!!
ReplyDeleteDidn't that qualifier happen last week on RAW?
ReplyDeleteThat was for MITB, not necessarily what is now for the belt(s).
ReplyDeleteSo he qualified twice? Or should I just give the fuck up on this because WWE?
ReplyDeleteSo Abeyance is your NEW WWE Heavyweight Champion?
ReplyDeleteI appreciate them catching me and the rest of the universe up with what happened on Smackdown since I guess they realize that no one watches it.
ReplyDeleteI vote Cesaro throws him up there. As many times as it takes.
ReplyDeleteDid she say Smackdown? Cause he wasn't on fridays show at all.
ReplyDeleteshe did say Smackdown.
ReplyDeleteShe did yes. So yeah SHE FUCKED UP
ReplyDeleteShe said Smackdown. THIS IS WHY WE NEED 100% SCRIPTED INTERVIEWZ!!!1
ReplyDeleteFuck you.
ReplyDelete- WWE
Damn it creative...get back in the stupid box. Sorry, 'llax.
Abeyance is a two-time two-time two-time World Champion (Anyone know why DDP said that three times?)
ReplyDeleteYeah that's what i thought, i thought she was going to just retcon Orton's match with Big Show as a qualifier for a second there.
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is that I just kinda don't get around to watching it on Hulu. I'd rather watch Ramsay and Kitchen Nightmares.
ReplyDeleteI say the Jersey school system led him down that path.
ReplyDeleteMy apologies to the victims of that school system here.
God dammit just call Bryan a yellow dog already! I love and miss that angle.
ReplyDeleteStanding on Epico's shoulders when Epico is standing on Primo's shoulders.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a sight.
ReplyDeleteWell....he was illiterate for a good chunk of his life.
ReplyDeleteRollins is a double-agent. Triple H said until the Shield doesn't exist anymore. So he runs, Shield disbands, and then reforms later as the Sword.
ReplyDeleteLike how Ed Leslie was a double agent for Hogan against the Dungeon of Doom.
ReplyDeleteRollins wins the belt with HHH's help, Orton gets jealous and quits Evolution. Rollins goes back to the Shield hugging and smooching them. The fake turn!
ReplyDeleteTprincess just power bombed bayless through a burning a table!
ReplyDeleteThat made zero sense.
ReplyDeleteThe Pen.
ReplyDeletecause, you know. Mightier.
Yeah...fuck you. That was lame. I know.
Last two weeks.
ReplyDelete"The night is always darkest before the dawn."
"I believe in Seth Rollins."
Triple H is as bad as Vince.
New Shield member tonight?
ReplyDeleteRangers-Kings just about to start. Predictions? I'm going to go with Rangers 3-1.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a nice idea.
ReplyDeletegod dammit don't be Cena
ReplyDeleteKings in overtime.
ReplyDeleteBecause fuck you Rangers!
words words words....words-uh!
ReplyDelete- HHH
Tprincess raw thread is a BoD tradition
ReplyDeleteKings 10-9 Rangers
ReplyDeleteOh, sorry, this isn't 1983. Carry on.
Your mother's a whore, Trebeck
ReplyDeleteSo how'd they physically get the titles away from Daniel Bryan?
ReplyDeleteHis initials are JC.
ReplyDeleteVery strong LLOL. I love that skit.
ReplyDeleteWell, it has been a high scoring playoffs so far.
ReplyDeleteUS Champ vs. IC Champ? This has double-DQ written all over it.
ReplyDeleteRepo Man?
ReplyDeleteIf John Cena joins the Shield tonight I'm going to laugh my ass off....or throw something through the TV in frustration.
ReplyDeleteI like how there is an official WWE branded apparatus from which to hang the belts above the ring...
ReplyDeleteActually, its the darkest at around 3AM.
ReplyDeleteFound them in a trash can?
ReplyDeleteIt really didn't. Even by WCW's standards.
ReplyDeleteCold dead hands.
ReplyDeleteMERCHANDISE OPPORTUNITY!
ReplyDeleteAssuming normal sunset/rise time.
ReplyDeleteHeels make the best dads...
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think that?
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ?
ReplyDeleteIt was good for laughs at least
ReplyDeleteHe's feuding with the Wyatts and that is who the Shield is facing tonight.
ReplyDeleteNXT jobber Jordan Cayle?
ReplyDelete2 time? Abeyance has more reigns than Ric Flair & Verne Gagne put together by now.
ReplyDeleteJimmy Carter?
ReplyDeleteSo, that heel turn explanation some of you were waiting to hear on RAW.....
ReplyDeleteLOL
That would've been GREAT.
ReplyDeleteHey we still have at least 2 hours and 45 minutes to go
ReplyDeleteIt was the best of times, it was the worst of times. We went from DBry beating HHH and winning the title in the main event of Wrestlemania to this. Funny how things can change in an instant.
ReplyDeleteI DON'T OWE YOU PEOPLE AN EXPLANATION!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy was scoring so high in the early 1980s?
ReplyDeleteUmm.. which thread do I post in??
ReplyDeleteI think they already lost me.
ReplyDeleteThe writers are still scrambling for a reason.
ReplyDeleteAs horrid as that gimmick was, I would have marked out.
ReplyDeleteI wish WWE was R rated so I could finally hear someone on tv say, "Because Fuck You, that's why!"
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't officially acknowledged as Abeyance though. He was just vacant.
ReplyDeleteEvery thread. Every thread in the whole wide world can be yours!
ReplyDeleteTHANKS OBAMA!
ReplyDeleteJohn Cusack?
ReplyDeleteUm. Britsh TV. WTF? Why is a woman grinding meat your whole commercial?
ReplyDelete....is what I would say if I were watching a legit feed.
Same. It's no interview with Gail Kim in the Queens Tribune! :: Thumbs Up Cheap Pop ::
ReplyDeleteGoaltenders were trash compared to today. Smaller both in size and especially equipment. Terrible positioning, just awful all around especially past the top 10 goalies.
ReplyDelete.. If you Bo-Lieve!
ReplyDeleteRun and gun hockey, less clutching and grabbing, and the neuteral zone trap hadn't become widely adopted yet.
ReplyDeleteoh fuck no
ReplyDeleteLawler with great sarcasm "Watched them all.....really"
ReplyDeleteOh god, that skit writes itself!
ReplyDeleteYeah.. too bad I can't view those heinous commercials on my hilariously overprices cable tv package..
ReplyDelete#LogicIsForPussies
ReplyDelete- WWE Creative
There are just too many limes.
ReplyDeleteToo many limes.
I'm a little late tuning in. They already vacated the belt(s)? How'd that go down?
ReplyDeleteThis guy rules.
ReplyDeleteI turn Smackdown on when I wake up Saturday and fall right back asleep.
ReplyDeleteGenerally, I think their commercials are kinda cool. This was just weird. Maybe it wouldn't have been if I understood some cultural reference.
ReplyDeleteBarrett jobs.
ReplyDeleteBritish TV is just odd. They have really strange/eerie commercials. They had a commercial against rape last fall that was just downright scary.
ReplyDeleteI luvs me the Network, but a 10 most-watched shows list doesn't mean much when there are only about that many new shows a week.
ReplyDeleteDo us proud again, Minneapolis.
ReplyDeleteThey talked.
ReplyDeleteIs that Barrett's normal ring jacket? It looks quite odd.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've done that a few times, actually. Last few weeks I haven't even bothered.
ReplyDeleteHold on, the IC and US champs are facing each other and they're NOT GOING TO MENTION THAT? Dammit, that's a thing that should at least be mentioned on commentary.
ReplyDeleteThe Kevin Bacon mobile phone(I think?) commercials they had about 18 months ago were awesome.
ReplyDeleteBarrett's gonna be a face by Survivor Series
ReplyDeleteLittle light on the details there, mate.
ReplyDeleteYES. They were.
ReplyDeleteThe return of Jesse Custer?
ReplyDeleteWoah huge pop for Cena!!! And when did he change his theme song to Teenage Wasteland? Oh wait that's the rangers...
ReplyDeleteThis Rangers intro is weak sauce. I like The Who as much as anybody, but what a horrible choice of intro songs.
ReplyDeleteThink I kidna remember that.
ReplyDeleteSo.. since the IC champ always jobs, and Sheamus always wins.. the law of averages means that Sheamus will win tonight.. right??
ReplyDeleteIf they mentioned it, they'd both have to lose
ReplyDeleteBarrett better win here. They need guys that can cut promos for the MITB match.
ReplyDeleteI have a bad feeling Barrett is doing the job
ReplyDeleteIs Barrett the only guy who gets pyro for his entrance anymore? I can't think of any others off the top of my head.
ReplyDeleteHa,expecting prestige on secondary champions,that's so 1980's.
ReplyDeleteStripped. DBry hurt. MITB ladder match.
ReplyDeleteAdd some gloating, and you're all caught up.
you win sir
ReplyDeleteMichael Jackson?
ReplyDeleteThese two guys are clearly going in different directions when it comes to their facial hair.
ReplyDeleteYou've got some BAD NEWS?
ReplyDeleteI'm just waiting for the day when a random ol ppv makes the list.
ReplyDeleteHalloween Havoc '93 at number 7!
Goddamnit money in the bank 2011 was a great show.
ReplyDeleteCan they say Bryan's "not really here" a few more times? Chekhov's gun has to be knocked off the shelf
ReplyDeleteI got a bad feeling that they'll throw the world strap on Sheamus.
ReplyDeleteomg, the Rangers anthem guy is even worse than Boston's...
ReplyDeleteI'm sure there will be more by 11 o'clock
ReplyDeleteFeaturing a comment from the BoD's least favorite troll! No, not Caliber. The other one!
ReplyDeleteI only watch raw from wat I've seen Barrett is the only midcarders to not be booked 50/50. Only match I saw him lose was when ceasaro walked out on him. Is this correct?
ReplyDeleteRVD
ReplyDeleteI have an instafix for this Rollins situation.
ReplyDelete"I'LL BE YOUR END OF DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYSSS"
Where the fuck did they find this singer? In NYC then couldn't find someone better to do that?
ReplyDeleteKofi?
ReplyDeleteHe hasn't really had enough BNB matches to start losing......was in the pin me, pay me club for eons before that
ReplyDeleteNot watching hockey, cause you know...fuck hockey...but The Real Me would work.
ReplyDeleteOur fourth MITB qualifier tonight: Rusev vs......BOOKER T!
ReplyDeleteUgh. I fucking HATE how they're shaking the camera with moves like that, now. It's bad enough in movies, I don't want camera work in wrestling akin to a rabid dog having a seizure.
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of a tournament to get into the match. They should do this kind of thing more often.
ReplyDeleteCan't get worse than a drunken "Danny Boy" in Boston.
ReplyDeleteSheamus beat him on Smackdown two weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteNot if he keeps falling out of the ring like that..
ReplyDeleteHe once DDT'd some one on the concrete and basically had it no sold.
ReplyDeleteThe camera work is off the rails at this point. Kevin Dunn feels the need to give us a new camera shot for EVERY move. It gives me headaches.
ReplyDeleteIm talkin bout the BNB character. But I jus realised he if wrestling sheamus so I'm sure he will lose now.
ReplyDeleteWe had in the past the Legend Killer,now we have The negro killer.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere, Jake Roberts and Steamboat are very sad about this.
ReplyDeleteDidn't sell out. No seriously.
ReplyDeleteCena gonna Cena
ReplyDeleteWho is Bulgarian...but now lives in Russia and loves Putin.
ReplyDeleteBeen talking to your parents?
ReplyDeleteI'm watching RAW, and by watching RAW I mean I'm watching the hockey game and reading your guys' running commentary her on the blog.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I'm honestly surprised no wrestling fed has ever had the balls to do a KKK gimmick.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be cool if Big Show won the title?
ReplyDeleteBut a bigger question. Can anyone slam him?!?!?
ReplyDeleteGet out.
ReplyDeleteOnly if he dresses up like a baby again
ReplyDeleteWell, it would certainly cool off ticket sales.
ReplyDeletethat's whats happening GET READY
ReplyDeleteGo figure.
ReplyDeleteI almost spit my drink out
ReplyDeleteGoddammit, Led Zep. Licensing "Rock and Roll" for Cadillac was one thing. But "Whole Lotta Love" for a goddamn cologne?
ReplyDelete< sigh >
I suppose Willie Dixon's family needs the money.
"B Plus" "Daniel Bryan" "I told you so"... That's literally all I heard.. I tuned it out..
ReplyDeleteIt's sad when this company can't even book a generic Russian gimmick, a tried and true wrestling gimmick, correctly.
ReplyDeleteWELLLLLLLLLLL
ReplyDeleteQualifying matches you mean? They do them all the time for MITB/KOTR and the like.
ReplyDeleteBut yes actual tourneys are awesome even ones for a title shot like we recently saw with the IC tourney.
Well, maybe his ironclad contract guarantees him tons of title shots.
ReplyDeleteCeasaro got repackaged with heyman at the same time BNB started wrestling but ceasaro has lost quite a bit. So has the wyatt family. It seems like the shield and BNB are the only ones they have booked truly strong.
ReplyDeleteLed Zep was the intro music for Hockey Night in Canada tonight.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, yes - that's what I meant.
ReplyDelete- No One Ever
ReplyDeletePretty sure the phrase "negro killer" is a no-no.
ReplyDeleteThey really need to just go to one belt.
ReplyDeleteYou should go back to recapping raw man. Your stuff is classic
ReplyDeleteHarris Twins were legit KKK guys weren't they?
ReplyDeleteEh, Seargeant Slaughter became an Iraqi sympathizer. And it's not like many people paid attention to Rusev before. Or you know, now.
ReplyDeleteNot until Mattel says so!
ReplyDeleteWell, I mean, it really depends on the part of the country you're in.
ReplyDeleteInstead of qualifying matches, they should've just done a 30 man battle royal, last 6 guys in the ring advance to MITB.
ReplyDeleteThat suplex spot is completely illogical.
ReplyDeleteI've been watching a bunch of BBC and ITV shows over the last few years, so I'm kind of used to it.
ReplyDeleteOh, damn.
ReplyDeleteThe Bella Twins
ReplyDelete@nicoleandbri
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Well I'm gonna say it.... Bullsh*t! I'm so sick of hearing "What's Best For Business" #RAW
Finally someone agrees with me.
ReplyDeleteYou really are WCW1987
ReplyDeleteI'd go for that, but then they couldn't just space out the qualifiers and fail to promote the match collectively for the next few weeks!
ReplyDeleteAfter last week’s shocking return, what will the Fuj have to say to the BoD? Why did he come back to help his former nemesis?
ReplyDeleteWith all of the twists and turns from last week, the GM has ordered a main event of Parallax & Upper Midcard Express vs. Jef Vinson & Adam Curry & Kyle Warne
Despite successfully defending the belt in consecutive days, the GM has booked Culstatus in a non-title match against the unluckiest man in the BoD, YJ2310.
Plus, how will Officer Farva cope after losing his key to the luxurious “Top 5” lounge? With booze, of course. And how will Abeyance react when he first steps into the luxurious “Top 5” lounge?
Speaking of Abeyance, the poll results of who will win the BoD RAW Talk Show are closed. Will we have “Welcome to the BoD” with Abeyance or “Hoss’s Snack Shack” with Todd Lorenz?
GM Bayless will hold himself a celebration after defeating Nebb28 for his pet rock at BoD Payback. What else will he have in store for the BoD Midcard?
Since being viciously attacked by PrimeTime Ten, Beard Money has been out of action. Our own Wade Michael Meltzer has an exclusive interview with him from his farm. Will Beard Money be able to return to action soon?
With our first ever BoD Solid B+ Champion crowned last week, who will be the #1 contender to Hart Killer 09? And will they be worthy or just a 4/10 challenger?
Plus, how deep are the Unstable inside of Mar Solo’s head? The BoD Medical Staff will confront Mar Solo of the dangers the Unstable are causing his mind. And more importantly, will he get that cup of coffee
Also, will our GM finally decide on a name of the 6/29 Special Event?
All this and videos of soon-to-be debuting talents and more on……………………………..
BoD RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!